What do you do when?...

Give her some Charmin?

If I'm in a good mood, I'd guess I'd buy her a shot of Rumple Minze as a subtle courtesy to the next guy she tries to talk to and then move on.

Deep French Kiss her?

Ask for a rimjob.

I've never encountered poop breath on a dancer. That's a new one - and I think beguiled would have the correct solution for this situation.

Fortunately I haven't encountered this.

duh - if you're carrying Listermint like I always suggest you can easily fix that. If you forgot that, order her a Mint Julep.

I thank her and tip her if it smells like my poop. Some one else's? I hold my breath while I try to get her number.

shit

I'd tell her I'm leaving, finish my beer and leave.

Get out of the McDonald's ASAP

That sounds like 4got2wipe's type of woman