What do you do when?...

12 comments

• TheeOSU

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  8 years ago

  Give her some Charmin?
• a21985

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  8 years ago

  If I'm in a good mood, I'd guess I'd buy her a shot of Rumple Minze as a subtle courtesy to the next guy she tries to talk to and then move on.
• warhawks

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  8 years ago

  
  Deep French Kiss her?
• beguiled

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  8 years ago

  Ask for a rimjob.
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  I've never encountered poop breath on a dancer. That's a new one - and I think beguiled would have the correct solution for this situation.
• sharkhunter

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  8 years ago

  Fortunately I haven't encountered this.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  duh - if you're carrying Listermint like I always suggest you can easily fix that. If you forgot that, order her a Mint Julep.
• K

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  8 years ago

  I thank her and tip her if it smells like my poop. Some one else's? I hold my breath while I try to get her number.
• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

  shit
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  I'd tell her I'm leaving, finish my beer and leave.
• grand1511

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  8 years ago

  Get out of the McDonald's ASAP
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  That sounds like 4got2wipe's type of woman