A dancer approaches you and her breath smells like poop?
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Give her some Charmin?
If I'm in a good mood, I'd guess I'd buy her a shot of Rumple Minze as a subtle courtesy to the next guy she tries to talk to and then move on.
Deep French Kiss her?
Ask for a rimjob.
I've never encountered poop breath on a dancer. That's a new one - and I think beguiled would have the correct solution for this situation.
Fortunately I haven't encountered this.
duh - if you're carrying Listermint like I always suggest you can easily fix that. If you forgot that, order her a Mint Julep.
I thank her and tip her if it smells like my poop. Some one else's? I hold my breath while I try to get her number.
shit
I'd tell her I'm leaving, finish my beer and leave.
Get out of the McDonald's ASAP
That sounds like 4got2wipe's type of woman
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