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Failure to Complete

Alright fellow mongers last night was a rough one for our hero. I went to multiple clubs before going to my standby. Met a super sexy spinner probably a 9 out of 10. Got super drunk and Louisville has the…

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$50 hookers a thing of the past

It seams the new low is $100

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Kissing clean dancers

We all know that everything that happens in a strip club/show club is an act. Even the smiles are not genuine. To me, kissing is no different than grinding. It's just something that feels good. No real feelings behind it. In my…

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New and Old Favorites

There's a club that I go to and only see one dancer. If she needs a title or description, she's a CF, 1 of 6 CFs. I really don't go see her too much because I bounce between a handful…

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Houston/Austin/Dallas Recommendations

I might be heading to Texas in a few weeks, and I'm wondering about the best choice for clubs in the Houston/Austin/Dallas areas. I'm looking for hot girls who want to give mileage at a reasonable cost. And I don't…

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Stripper lawsuit against cops moves forward

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/2016/mar/31/cheetahs-expose-dancer-lawsuit-moves-forward/

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Bikini Brawl

It's not every day you see girls in bikinis beating up another girl. And they're not even strippers! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3519108/Spring-breakers-Cops-arrest-mugshot-gang-bikini-clad-brawlers-caught-film-savagely-beating-woman-leaving-unconscious-broken-nose.html

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Tipping help

What would you gentlemen tip after two LDs with good two way touching, breasts and butt finished LDK style? Dance prices were 35 but the dancer quotes "her price" of 40 each, so I'd already spent 80. Pretty new here…

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How often should I review a club?

I don't get out to clubs often, and when I do, it's the same two or three clubs. I've got my lifetime membership here so I wouldn't be doing it for the VIP; how long should I wait before doing another…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Tame but fun

Stopped in after a several year hiatus as south carolina clubs have dried up. I walked into the same relatively run down bar and was pleasantly surprised. No girl less than a 7. No girl…

The Gold Club

Gonzales, Louisiana

Pretty Good club

I've been to this club a few times and it's pretty fun. On a weekend night lots of girls of many different types. Most are pretty good looking with a big age range. Club is…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

back to CL

I made my first visit to the Caddy in four years this week. The reason for my visit was that a longtime favorite dancer from another club was working there. We went to champagne and…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Post game show

Was in town for work and decided to uber to this spot. No cover and no coat check. Good variety of girls even a Colombian. Selected a thick French Canadian for the upstairs lap dance.…

Manhattan Club

Richmond, Kentucky

Slowly but steadily improved

But still a long way to go. The problem isn't Manhattan's, but rather the city shutting everything down so early and being sleepy. Closing at 1am is rough because in the few times I've been…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Better then I expected

Friday after work, decided to hit a club. Called around COI clubs to see # of girls working: Paradise - 13, Deja Vu - 9, Spearmint Rhino - 7, Synn - 16. So I decided…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

Terrible experience

I stopped by this club while I was visiting a friend in St Louis in mid March. I don't know if I'm just used to the clubs in Jersey and NY but it was clear…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Dissapointing Visit

I made a rare visit to Ricks to see what the lineup there looks like these days. It seemed slow for a Thursday night with maybe 12 girls working. Around midnight they shut…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Never Disappoints

Anytime I'm in town I always seem to head to Christie's to unwind. I got off the plane and didn't have any plans until the evening so decided to stop by and see what…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

Unfriendly.

It was a fine club overall, good atmosphere, girls, etc. However the management was the problem! As a female, before I even stepped through the door to say hi to him, he immediately said "too…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Rarely disappointed

Only $5 at the door. Free food. Drinks are not cheap but typical for this type of club. Call the club and ask about the free cab service within about 15 miles…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Japanese Steel

Damn finally got to hang with Katana last Wednesday for a few hours. Usually I miss her as I'm walking out she's walking in. Because of my job Wednesday's are the usual days for me.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I need to go somewhere different in Vegas!!

Well I made another visit to the Rhino - Ive already described the club, it hasnt changed physically at all. I learned some new info - do not take a cab there, either drive or better…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Casual Visit

So COI Deja Vu is usually my go to spot. Been going there for over 10 years now. I don't frequent it as I dont have major pockets, but I try to hit it up…

Baby Dolls

Abilene, Texas

Will be back.

$25 cover on a Friday night. Bar to the right soon as you walk in but it's byob so they only had soda, red bull and champagne. There's a stage along the wall directly in…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

blah

I stopped in on a thursday afternoon on my home from work. It was pretty basic in here for a daytime. Just several customers and a few girls working alll in all.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Great value for the buck

Can't beat $10 dances. Got there at about 8p on a Thursday night (actually, it was St Patty's Day, which I forgot since I celebrated over the weekend). At first, only about four girls and…

La Piscina

Bogotá, Colombia

Decent night

The club seemed a little quiet at first, but we got there fairly early, it soon livened up however and the girls were fairly good looking! Not too expensive and the club was reasonably well…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Doesn't have everything you'd hope for but it's fun

This is a no alcohol bar with cheap chairs in the main area and no private areas. Despite that, it was pretty fun. The girls are enthusiastic, which is the main thing I look for…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Best in south brevard county

This club when you first see from the street can be deceiving. Contrary to what you may be thinking it's definitely with stopping in for a visit. Almost always you'll have a variety of girls…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Not The Same Anymore

I use to come here a lot and these past few week I stopped by with friends on a Tuesday and the girls are too big and not cute at all. You do see the…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Hottest girls of any club I have been in

HOT BODIES!! BEAUTIFUL FACES!! VERY, VERY PRIVATE VIP ROOMS!! I have been to maybe a dozen clubs including Adalita Bar, Tijuana, Mexico. Virtually all have had only a few... or NO...…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

Friday Midnight visit

Decided to check this place out after not enough circulation by the ladies over at Gallagher's. The moment we walked in, I could tell the night was going to be a bust, with all the…

Fred's Lounge & Casino

Missoula, Montana

Beautiful

Fred's is low key. They have always had a reputation for very beautiful entertainers. I figure this has something to do with the University of Montana being close by. I stopped in…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Cuban invasion

Had a very fun time here the other night. There are always a good selection of cuban talent in south florida, but they have really taken over this place. This is largely a good thing.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Wednesday Afternoon

It was Wednesday afternoon and I was there hoping to get some action before I get out of town. Not many customers and very few dancers. While I appreciate the fact that I wasn't rushed…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Gorgeous Redhead

Walked in yesterday at about 1. There were 9 girls on staff, and a BBW was on stage giving an old man a Stevie. I ordered my water and sat down to watch the game.…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Kahoots- eh? It's ok.

I've been to Kahoots more than any other club- I think it is the best in Columbus, but that's not saying a whole lot. Tonight the club was just ok. The layout of the club…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Very Solid but beware of pricing

Awesome experience as is usually the case. Physical club is mediocre. Really showing its age. Crazy that such a good business hasn't had a remodel by now. Good selection of hotties.…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

late afternoon visit

my trip was near kokomo so i stopped in before the cover charge table was set up. place is still like it was 20 years ago, nice looking girls and cheap ten dollars…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Surprising Thursday Fun1

Numerous reviews of the layout and club itself, so going to skip all that. I go to BD's about 11:30 and there were about 20 girls there, you could see that they really started…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

OK Saturday experience

Bored so I hit up BT's last Saturday. I arrive around 7'ish. Not many dancers but the first one I see dancing on stage catches my eye immediately. A cute light skinned AA spinner (possibly…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

So I was in town with a group of youngsters

So I was in town with a group of youngsters. We ended up winning big so we came here, but apparently, at least this time---we were basically completely ignored. Maybe because much of…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Noy bad

Got off work early in the downtown area so I figured I'd give Knockouts a try. I am glad I did. There were a lot of new faces. Lidia Andrea was there.…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

In town for the weekend

After being disappointed with Diamond Girls and leaving within 5 minutes, we went to Teasers. Nice set up but there's no stage, just a runway/dance floor of sorts with a pole in the middle. The…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

started bad. ended good.

My Friday afternoon visit started bad, but ended good. First off, Cowboys has always had something for all tastes. This day there were only 5 dancers on shift. So few they actually had "dancer breaks" where…

Lapello

Dublin, Ireland

Lapello Visit

Was in the Temple Bar area in Dublin...Had visited the Web Site for Lapello where they brag about the beautiful women...Decided to check it out... 2 guys manned the door....Once inside I was greeted by a…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Cozy!

I've been here quite a few time and have enjoyed myself every time. The girls that work on busy days are great looking and engage in conversation. I like the lap dances and have tried…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

Boring and Uncomfortable

Boring and uncomfortable, but at least the DJ was annoying. As described in another review, it is truly a theater design. The only time the girls are less than 6 feet from the front row…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

LEFT ON PRINCIPLE OVER COVER CHARGE

This will be a short review. Had spent some time up the road at Hollywood on a recent Fri afternoon. Decided to stop by here on a whim afterwards since I still had…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

Not really impressed

Last night my wife and I happened to stop into Omar's. Last time we went we had a great time with friends, enjoyed some decently priced drinks and watched the girls. This time…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Nice club but a little bit like a factory

Came by after work on a Wednesday evening. As has already been noted, there is a $10 fee to get in. One bar is located right as you enter so if you don't…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

awesome

I was in Florida on vacation and had to check this place out based on the number of reviews this place got. I must admit it met expectations maybe more. I had a great time…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

trying to be like the city.

This club is ok. It's kind of hidden right off Rte 309 and has its own large free parking lot. Once inside you'll see the long stage down the middle and a bar to your…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

so so afternoon visit

Visited weekday late afternoon and saw about 10 dancers. Only one dancing at a time and on the center stage only, with others sitting in booths, walking back and forth to the smoke room.…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

I decided to take a stroll to Stars Bridgeport on a recent Friday night

I decided to take a stroll to Stars Bridgeport on a recent Friday night. The Stars Beaverton has completely gone downhill, so I wanted to see if it was the same for the Bridgeport location.…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Hit or miss

Paid no cover as most of the club owners and bouncers know me by name.. Walked in and satdown grabbed a bucket and started scopping out the entertainment.. Nothing really jumped out at me and…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Nice Stop for Dinner

I hadn't been to the club before, but decided to stop by and have dinner and see what it was like. The club is mainly one large room with a big single stage. There are…

Crystal Blue Cafe

Willimantic, Connecticut

Good Time After a Long Absence

After a long absence from this club I decided to give it a try. I recently visited on a Thursday night around 7:00. The club interior has not changed at all over the…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Sophomore slump

The first time I was here, it was great. I arrived with some friends about midnight on a Saturday and stayed til about 3 am. So I decided to follow the same game plan for…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sketchy but once did you settle in could be a decent spit

Like most of the reviews about this places it's definitely a spot you have to be very aware of your surroundings and keep your head on a swivel. I usually role solo so I even…

Good Massage and Relax

Anaheim, California

Closed Down...for now?

Just to make a quick update. This place was amazing and was a great place for a nice massage and rub. Looks like it closed down recently. No one was there and my friend that…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Oldie but goodie

One of my favorite clubs in the area! Looks like they have raised prices for dances since i last was here. You used to be able to get a dance for $10. They would even run…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Cuban Take Over

I stopped by Chicas Locos late on a Thursday afternoon and the place was pretty crowded. The crowd was mostly Hispanic and the dancers were mostly Cuban. In the past many of the…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

I've been to place before and have not ventured to any of the other Ft Myers SC's

I've been to place before and have not ventured to any of the other Ft Myers SC's. My experience this time around was pretty consistent with my previous visits. Good parking…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Hot Dancers Not So Hot VIP Room

The dancers here are hot and there are plenty of them. I received lap dances from 3 different dancers. The first one from Mississippi talked alot and didn't dance very much. The second…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Dreams visit On Wednesday

Went to dreams on a Wednesday afternoon/evening for the first time. Arrived before 7:00 PM and the cover was only 7 bucks. The place looks nice and big butthere were not many people nor dancers.…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Despite a sub-par visit last October (which I do not think I bothered to write a review for) this place is still my favorite place to stop at in the Tampa area

Despite a sub-par visit last October (which I do not think I bothered to write a review for) this place is still my favorite place to stop at in the Tampa area. My…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

First time here

I haven't been in Cbus very long so I don't have a lot of club experience. Decided to find out what the city had to offer and Rachel's was near me. I went in…

Shotgun Willie's

Laurel, Montana

Rowdy but fun

Went here with my wife while passing through the Billings area a little while back. The club is pretty seedy looking, has a powerful female bartender who also seems to serve as bouncer, and…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Hit or miss

It's a great place to visit if you are in hurry or don't like others watching you in a strip club setting. The girl offers many options from a shower show to a toy show.…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

rainy sunday night on easter sundy

had four private dances with two different dancers the first dancer was somewhat heavy with big breasts but she made good use of them the second girl was thin, increadibly cute with a great personality…

Playground After Dark

Highland Park, Michigan

Won't remind you of any other Deja Vu

This Deja Vu is unlike any other in the country. I understand that this is a chain but this is the only one of thier clubs that I've been to where they play a lot…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Worth Checking Out

I have been here on a couple different Saturday nights this year. It costs $12 if you arrive before 10 PM and $22 otherwise, but so many of the dancers don't show up till around…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A steady go to...

Club Risqué has always been a go to of mine for a number of years now. The setup of the club gives patrons of all different mindsets to enjoy themselves. For those that…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

nice place

This is a pretty nice laid back spot on the west side aide across from the casino. Decent looking girls and depending on who you get, extras are possible. I would recommend to my friends.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Checked out paradise for a weekday afternoon to see whats new

Checked out paradise for a weekday afternoon to see whats new. There were some new dancers walking around that afternoon, so my instinct was right. I took a seat and checked out…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Nice time but got greedy

After waking up that morning, hadn't planned on any extra-curriculars for the day. My cash flow tight at the moment and may have found a new regular. Besides my finances, things are good right now,…

Chez Joey

Baltimore, Maryland

Chez Joey: Better than some of the others on the Block

During an afternoon visit to the Block, I stopped by several clubs, all located in close proximity of each other. A quick synopsis and then I'll describe Chez Joey in a bit more detail.…

Wild Rose (was TNT Gentlemans Club)

Watertown, Wisconsin

A fairly forgettable time

I had a fairly forgettable time at TNT. Arrived just after 8. There were 8 dancers (half white, half AA) and about as many customers. There was 1 dancer at a time on stage…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

The greatest place on earth

There is no place like the Follies circus. wow. Valet park thank you very much - this is something I actually like when I am traveling Enter, grab a beer at the bar and wander around,…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Late Weeknight Arousal

I arrived at 10:45 after my Lebanon visit. There were 5 dancers (3 AA, 2 white) and about 8 customers, decreasing to 3 after midnight. The customers all sat at the bar. There is no…

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

Went with a friend just to check in on this place

Went with a friend just to check in on this place. It was very quiet for Friday night, place seemed to just be filled with regulars, not too many dancers that night either. The few…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

Becoming a Regular

Becoming a regular at Delilah's Den in Hazlet! Love the laid back attitude and casual atmosphere. Anna is still my go to favorite - a cute woman with an amazing personality and lap dances that will…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

none

Stopped by again. Been here a few times now. All on Wednesday nights which are 2 for 1 private dances for $30. I wouldn't go here if it wasn't on a Wednesday. Overall, a pretty…

Dance Saloon

Brunswick, Ohio

Interesting dive

What an interesting little dive club. This place is small. The bar is right near the door and, on the right, is a pool table and juke box. There is a little…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Superbowl Weekend at Sapphire

Found myself in Vegas Superbowl Weekend and at Sapphire the night before the big game. Called for a limo (always do this) and only had to pay a $15 service charge. I also…

Christie's Cabaret Brunswick

Brunswick, Ohio

Fun Visit

This club was fairly large inside. Not nearly so large as its sister club downtown, but certainly bigger than I expected for Brunswick. The stage dominates the middle of the club, with tables…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

Not too bad

I went back to the joint against my better judgement as I needed to see some tits!! Tonight there were 3 WOC, 1 Asian and 1 or 2 white chicks. The dancers pick there song and…

Diamonds of Puerto Rico/District Gentlemen's Club

Carolina, Puerto Rico

District 5 star/ Lots of girls

I have been to all the strip clubs here in P.R. and this club by far has the most girls out of all the clubs. Most of the girls were really beautiful. And…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Club has been described many times as it is set up in basement but plenty of room and places to scope out the talent

Club has been described many times as it is set up in basement but plenty of room and places to scope out the talent. Same as always 7$ to enter and this evening like most…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Been here few times before some good some bad but it seems to get mostly good reviews

Been here few times before some good some bad but it seems to get mostly good reviews. Return trip from Boston to NY so I stopped in around 10:30 and was hoping for little…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Go to club in DFW

I hate to review this club because I love it. I don't want everyone taking the time to drive out to it and filling it up before I get there. That said, this is one…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

What a loss

My last trip to Vegas I was all excited to hit up LD's again. It has been one of my favorite places every time I'm in town and I was taking a buddy for the…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Pretty depressing and kinda gross

I've been to a couple of clubs in DC, and Royal Palace is so far my least favorite. Immediately upon entering the door, some sort of septic odor assaults you. It would be one thing…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

1 visit in 4 is good

I was at the club new years day this year. Great first time experience there. Thought I had found a good reliable club. Went back during the day two more times. Paid the…

Roxy's Showgirls

Fort Worth, Texas

Fun environment, low quality dancers and VIP room

Got there a little after 9:00 PM pretty crowded for a little club. Restroom could use some work right off the bat. Waited forever to get a lap dance. Paid $10 for the private…

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

very expensive pastie club

This club requires the girls to wear pasties, and it is ridiculously expensive to boot. Since it is a BYOB club, the cover charge is quite high ($25) but understandable since it is BYOB.…

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Why get dances from ugly strippers?

I understand that tastes vary. And I know that sometimes the little head makes poor choices. Especially under the influence of weed. But still. There are guys here getting dances from very ugly strippers. And they're going…

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Click on Pornhub and see what happens

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Looking for an unitimidating Las Vegas Club

Hi I'm from a small town and have only been to quiet rural clubs. I'm going to Vegas in September and don'the wanna go to a club that is much more big city and end up spending a ton of…

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Wanna ???

At a club today, I was approached by an older somewhat attractive blonde with x-large man-mades. Instead of the traditional 'Wanna dance...' approach, the first thing out of her mouth was 'Wanna blow-job?'. I prefer this direct approach.…

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Yes/No ?

Pretty face; small-waist, and big natural-boobs - I'd hit that vanilla: http://41.media.tumblr.com/50f4d3de04ba6968a2623551266f8c3e/tumblr_o3ui7wGdjP1ugp7rno1_540.jpg

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Porno fuck ups

http://www.xnxx.com/video780394/top_10_porn_fails Love #1. :)

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So weed is legal in Colorado......

If you test positive for weed on a work drug test, does anything happen? You can just smoke on the weekend and still test positive. That doesn't mean you're high at work though. Just curious

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Today is the day

I am April Fucking everyone

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wanna dance baby ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDqsbTgy2qk/ Yes or No ?

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Buying Dances for a Stranger

I get off watching my money go to waste on a uneducated fool. So I will usually go to a house of sin and look for the simp. You can usually spot the poor son of a bitch just sipping…

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Missing stuff. :(

Its been pretty crappy not being able to do stuff that I use to any more. I have been missing pole dancing soooo much :( Lately my only source of entertainment has been arguing with ignorant/stupid people online. (which I'm…

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Territorial ATF Cuts In On Competition

I go to the club for one reason, to see my fav. For lack of better words, It's Complicated. We've been really good to each other for some time, but lately I have…

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Anger Management

Title says it all, maybe I'm crazy but some of the youngest posters here seem to be angriest at the older guys on the board, do they have some terminal disease that will cause them to be dead before they…

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Name that pussy

Recently I told my CF that I wanted to kiss her pussy. She told me that I needed to come up with a name for her. I know some guys have a pet names for their dicks. Does anyone have…

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Searching For Tinderella

This is not an April Fools Joke. Being the weary traveller I am, I often check out Tinder when I am away from home. It's more like a game kinda like Candy Crush than anything serious. I am amazed…

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Only in Flow Rida

Do 8 year olds get lap dances http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3518646/Outrage-mom-hires-stripper-perform-lap-dance-EIGHT-YEAR-OLD-son-birthday-party.html

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Rick gets a kiss from his dream stripper!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFpckfHKH08 Brilliant! ;)

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Dougster is a homo fag that gaily sucks queer cock

Title says it all

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Advice Needed

I met a new dancer named Chastity at a Detroit show club on Monday. She stood out because she was so young and innocent. It turned out that she was only 18 and this was her first…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Body Club works for me

This was my second trip here. The first time was better with more girls and more patrons. I think it was because I went later in the day. This time I didn't have that option…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

First visit to Huntsville

I had read some good things about Huntsville clubs and so I made the trip to check out a few. Decided to visit The Cherry because it was close to where I was…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Lots of Potential

Dancer quality is meh, but some really positive things going for the club are good location, easy parking, great drink specials, and dance deals such as 1 for $20, 3 for $50, and 15 and…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

After calling another club and finding out that they had less dancers on shift then I have fingers on one hand I decided to come here instead

After calling another club and finding out that they had less dancers on shift then I have fingers on one hand I decided to come here instead. I walk in after paying my cover and…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

Decent club

Haven't been n a while it's was one of the only club i go to now a days. Strip clubs aint really been my thing lately but on dis day i was bored n my…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

My 1st visit to The Pony

The Pony was little out of the way on the north side of Huntsville but I had read good things about it and wanted to check it out. Got there after midnight and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Great time at this place

I've been to this club many times and it doesn't disappoint. The club itself is fairly big, two floors with a bar one each floor. The first floor is where the main stage is…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

The Eye Candy Store

Two words: UP-SELL!!! Okay, so maybe fhat's just one word. But holy shit, from drinks to dances they hustle you at every turn. Penthouse Club is super posh, sort of upscale for a…

The Cathouse

Calgary, Alberta

Think of it as more of a bar with girls stripping to loud music.

I swung by the Cathouse after work on a Tuesday evening. No entrance fee since it was still Happy Hour before 7pm, with $5 domestic beers and $7 for a steak. Pretty cheap…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

Pasties are in place. A step in the right direction.

Well, I guess the rumors were true, pasties are now allowed here. NO MORE RESTRICTION TO BIKINI ONLY. I guess that's a step in the right direction. At first I…

Players Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Called up Obsession, a dancer I first met at Atlantis (where she went by Jade); she worked at the purple Orchid (as Gia), and has danced off an on at the two Wilmington, DE strip clubs

Called up Obsession, a dancer I first met at Atlantis (where she went by Jade); she worked at the purple Orchid (as Gia), and has danced off an on at the two Wilmington, DE…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Slow night at north

I started w Doll who claimed she would give me the best dance of my life. I touched what I wanted but only briefly under her thong. She unzipped and gave a pretty mechanical handy.…

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Notes from a N00B at the SC

(A mostly true PG-rated story.) I am a newbie when it comes to strip clubs. I have only been to a handful. I'm not saying I'm better or worse than anyone here, but those are the facts. I did a lttile…

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Strangers Buying you a Lap Dance

Had an odd experience many years back. I tried to flag down a dancer that struck my fancy, but she and another girl were glued to a table of several regulars on the other side of the club. She did…

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Either I'm really frugal (or cheap) or I'm really poor

I don't understand how in the icyiest of hell could you guys justify $1K as measely to have OTC/ITC with strippers or hookers or whatever. Me? I would have an arrhythmia from such a price point. Hell I remember some…

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I don't like to repeat mistakes

I've been doing this for over 35 years. Most of the time it has been great fun. A few events were unpleasant and a few bad enough to make me change how I do things. I haven't discussed this…

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Extras at a non-extras club: the discussion

I've now had sex with dancers at two clubs that I thought of as being strictly no-extras clubs. The first was the night I met and was pleasured by the DS. I'd been to her club many times,…

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Extras at a non-extras club: the story

Here's the story of fucking in a Texas club that I've always thought of as a non-extras club. I've been there about three hours, and I'm extremely horny. And extremely high. I keep tipping the girls that I want…

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Wheres sjg?

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Dont get any wild ideas know

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBSWP4spNRo/

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Putting the P in PL

Nina's recent thread of some guy spending a lot of money just talking with her in VIP got me thinking? What's the most PL thing you've ever done in a strip club? I'm still kinda new to the strip clubs, but mine…

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Stereotypes...

When I was younger I played basketball a lot. One time I was matched against a pretty good black player. He was taller than me. Thing was, I was better. I could dunk, he couldn't .I was a better shooter,…

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First time OTC tips

What tips would you give for a first time OTC? Not just with the dancer, but overall first OTC for me. All I know is not to do it at my house, but a hotel. What tips do you care…

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Get together

I haven't been invited to a weekly get together. Should I be concerned? Part of me is relieved because it burned an entire Friday. I always preferred to go clubbing anyways. We played pick up basketball.

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So was JS69 able to get it up for the MILF?

What was the outcome? Limp noodle or what?

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Your Life(style) Versus Your Friends

There are a lot of times where I think my life is pretty boring. I've worked my ass off all week and my highlight today is having tacos for lunch and reading a Time magazine while I run on…

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Would you visit a club on suckergarden road?

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=2255

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Pictures :)

http://imgbox.com/g/YqKdOdhn8O

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Do you think Dur_Flush has ever received a BJ from the door girl?

After all, he tips her $200! ;)

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Strip club who duped cardiologist out of $130,000 when ring of erotic dancers dr

Chutzpah champion of the year. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3516377/Strip-club-duped-cardiologist-130-000-ring-erotic-dancers-drugged-stole-credit-card-demanding-pay-bill.html

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Pump it or Dump it ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDmyznsNQfa/

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Would ITC/OTC a pregnant Stripper?

So my old CF is pregnant. Months pregnant babu bump pretty darn clearly out and about. Thing is u still think she hawt. She was pretty skinny to begin with but had a big rack. Now her…

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Plug for my fav massage girl

Justine at Baby Dolls. Awesome massages. Perfect pressure. And she took off my socks/shoes and gave me foot massages. It's like having one long very slow orgasm in your feet. Plus she's cute, nice perky breasts. She also gives…

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Let's Get Mickey

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/people-making-beer-using-bacteria-7657783

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Troll story update

Some of you denounced the utility of my crotch waiving troll's antics. Well tonight he was fully vindicated. After full service (yeah that was unexpected), I went to the bathroom to clean up. He wasn't there, and…

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Rudest. Stripper. Ever.

I'm a pretty easy going guy and I don't complain often, but sometimes I just have to vent. I'm in Vegas and visited 3 strip clubs today, which I'll post reviews of. At one of them, Sapphire, I encountered the rudest…

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Have you massaged a strippers stinky feet?

I have, but her feet weren't stinky. She thought they were. She told me she wouldn't mind if I wanted to wash my hands. That was nice of her.

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I'm worried

I'm fucking my first MILF in a few days. She's not nearly as hot as the girls I'm playing with tonight. And she can't hold a candle to a DS. But she's good for her age. I'm not sure how I'll react.…

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big black boobies

Just love to suck on them at stage...just $1

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bathrooms Conversation s wit other custies

Waz n Da club last night's and had too drops a Mr.Deuce. Any Whooooop I had this conversation wit dis

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Guaranteed system for everybody to love country music (but only if you're into w

Get high as fuck. Come to Baby Dolls. It'll work.

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The first strip club tip that I've ever received

I haven't seen such a massively failed effort at tipping since my vain effort at a black dive. Guy is on second floor balcony overlooking main club floor. He drops around $50 in 1s above a satellite stage. It's…

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Paying Admission

Most places of ill repute will charge $5,$10,$20 to get inside. I usually pay a $100 regardless of what they say and I always tip $200 to the door girl. How much is to for Admission ?

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what's the most you've ever spent on one dancer in one night in the club??

I don't go to strip clubs as a customer very often, but when I do I like to make it rain. I've only gotten VIP dances once. So including making it rain and buying drinks, the most I've spent on…

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Ever wonder what is to become of topless clubs...

when women get over being topless in public? (Free the nip, breast feeding, etc.)

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OT: [NEWS] Hobbyist sting near Seattle, WA

--> "HOW TO WRITE REVIEWS. " --> https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=37817 Well, for starters, don't write a review that gets you incriminated as a hobbyist in a prostitution sting. /sarcasm -Dominic -- http://www.seattlepi.com/local/crime/article/Eastside-911-dispatcher-latest-charged-in-7045202.php --> "Hobbyist gets charged with second-degree promoting prostitution, a felony sex offense" --> " Writing the court,…

Tijuana

Tijuana/HK Question

Was doing some research about Hotel Cascadas at Hong Kong and came across some old posts on another site saying that there was a cap on the amount of ladies you could bring to your room in a day, and…

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Trump's Freak Show is a Legal Nightmare: Top Aide's Attorney Was Fired for Alleg

A few days ago we read about a stripper who bit a customer in the groin. Now we learn that an attorney bit a stripper. We know the stripper wasn't his client because the attorney would have…

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Who or what is Cflock?

And does Jackie = juice?

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Man robbed by two suspects outside strip club

The victim's story does not ring true. http://www.kxxv.com/story/31592149/man-robbed-by-two-suspects-outside-strip-club

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Columbian beauty tries to steal $28,000 Rolex from a man's hotel toom

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3514657/How-tourist-chased-blonde-temptress-stole-Rolex-picked-Miami-bar-took-bed-hotel-taxi-bad-explain-wife.html I guess this guy hasn't been on TUSCL and seen the advice to always lock your valuables in the safe when doing OTC. Granted she was a civi and not a stripper but he still should have known better since…

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Dealing with Stripper Glitter

This is not the way I would deal with glitter, but whatever works right? https://m.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/178opa/i_shit_the_bed_to_cover_up_my_infidelity

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COI

Worth the trip? Sounds like hot high maintenance gals but damn.

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The complex job of a bathroom troll

You probably thought, like me, that the services of the bathroom troll were limited to such critical functions as squeezing soap in your hand, handing out paper towels, keeping a bowl full of mints, and rubbing a lint roller over…

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TUSCL ?

Is it my computer or is TUSCL doing something wacky w.r.t the timestamp on the threads?

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Big Boob Problems with Lindsey Pelas

$10 Juice jerks off to this tonight. https://youtu.be/Fltl8p-Iywc

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How the Superman vs Batman fight started......

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXGvXOuW8AIwB8L.jpg:large

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Composing a Review

In the construction of a review what is the Foundational point's to be made in every good retelling of one's experience ? Also what is the items that should, NO!, must be left out and cast asunder ?

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What an unfortunate name for this story.

Kristen Johnson. Of course with a name like that, she was taking pictures of patient's Johnson's... http://pix11.com/2016/03/28/upstate-new-york-nurse-convicted-of-taking-picture-of-patients-penis-surrenders-license/

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What do you when sales people call you?

I ask for their credit card and banking info

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London Clubs

I know it is illegal to touch dancers in the London Clubs, but if you pay £100's of pounds for a lap dance in an upmarket gentleman club, what can you expect for your money and how much will it…

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Green Eggs and Ham

Does green eggs and ham make green farts?

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Remember that episode of Sons Of Anarchy where Jax pulled a double-cross?

Surprising!

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ATL Visit

I will be SCing in ATL from Th 4/7 – Sat 4/9 (flying back out early Su morning). In case anyone would like to meet up I’ll be @ Follies on early Sat afternoon and meet-up w/ shadowcat as I normally…

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Married dancers

Recently a favorite dancer of mine asked me if I would get dances from a girl if I knew she was married and then she added btw I'm not married. I told her no. That wouldn't bother me at all.…

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Strippers with Tiny Breasts

I got a series of dances the other night from a young stripper who was almost completely flat--and I was as turned on as I've ever been. I'm a boobs guy instead of an ass guy--which means I usually go…

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Juice is fucking everyone

Yes or no

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I would have loved to have seen this dance.

SPRINGFIELD — After watching her younger sister dance at the Center Stage strip club last week, Deanna Miller had one comment. "I am going to beat your (expletive) ass if you dance like that again," Miller, 28, of Springfield, told her…

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OT: D.C. Madam's Attorney Says Call Log Bombshell Could Upend 2016 Race

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-28/dc-madams-attorney-says-call-log-bombshell-could-upend-presidential-race Damn I hope Juice's name isn't on there from one of his drunken Four Loko nights when he started randomly calling numbers on Backpage!!!!

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friends

Have you ever had a friendship that exhausts you and when it ends you are more relieved than down about it. You are so relieved in fact, you don't even attempt to make amends with the person.

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What is the longest amount of time between visits with your favorite entertainer? One girl I specifically have been ignoring. Another girl, I just took a break and haven't really gone out of my way to visit again. I enjoy seeing a…

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What is the longest amount of time between visits with your favorite entertainer? One girl I specifically have been ignoring. Another girl, I just took a break and haven't really gone out of my way to visit again. I enjoy seeing a…

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Paper

Could you pick up and drop off your girlfriend who is a stripper from work knowing what you know? After the day I had at work yesterday, being a kept man doesn't seem so bad.

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OT: Ashley Graham

Yeah, I would consider fathering her kids. She has a hot look.. Check this out.. http://www.maxim.com/women/ashley-graham-maxim-april-cover-2016-03 Picture 2 of 6.... hummm Is that one lucky married guy?

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Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas Gentleman's Club is Expanding - The Best Just Got Bigg

Spearmint Rhino is the best strip club in the world. It says so right here. http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/spearmint-rhino-las-vegas-gentlemans-club-is-expanding---the-best-just-got-bigger-300241537.html

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SS

I read lots of posts about SS and trying to determine what is real and what is nonsense. It got me thinking: do you guys enjoy it ? Do you enjoy trying to determine if she is lying and if…

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Back on the Site

Hey gang, i just wanted to say hi. Some of you may remember me from a few years back mostly under my other username with the initials OV. (Please don't say it publicly or google pulls it). I came…

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SEARCHING FOR CLUBS FOR PAWGS

just read the thread asking members here what type of girls do guys here prefer, and i notice several were like me and love pawgs. is or are there cities with clubs that have several pawgs working? will travel to…

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What's wrong with him?

My ATF is currently in recovery from her drug addiction ( that's the PC way of saying she's sober). She's trying to save money for a real lawyer instead of the court appointed jokers she's used to getting. So she's…

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Fifth Harmony

How many of the ladies of Fifth Harmony would you bang? All of them are between 18 and 22. https://youtu.be/5GL9JoH4Sws https://youtu.be/zTmRWxFNHIo

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Buying Strippers Chocolate

Good idea bad idea. Haven't OTC'd with either one of the two. I'm actually just doing it to be sweet and pull at some heartstrings see if that leads to more flexible ITC action. Or will it backfire terribly.

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Ham and Eggs

Makes you Fart

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Going rate for an overnight OTC experience

I'm considering asking my ATF is she would be willing to spend a evening/overnight with me at a hotel sometime. She's the only dancer I've seen OTC (and I've never seen an escort or street walker and don't plan to),…

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Seeking arrangement

How many of you guys have tried this website? All about sugar daddies and sugar babies. Now that we all have stripper game from TUSCL and going to strip clubs, it should be to hard to out-smart some civies. Has…

My First Real Night Stripping

So as my journey continues in this stripping "career"(see previous article), I decided to try for this go-go club in Paterson, NJ. I got in contact with the owner and he said I could come in that very night. I already had my dancewear, hair, and make-up ready of course. I was very nervous initially as I pulled up to the club. I got the strength, walked in the club, and asked one of the girls sitting down to point me to the manager on duty. I met the manager who was very nice (and handsome I might add). He showed me around the place and tried to calm my nerves. He finally led me to the dressing room area…

An Unexpected First: Kissing. Lucky, statistical guarantee, or Does the System Work?

Today something magical happened. I made out with a USA stripper. Regular and DFK kissing. 3 philosophical questions should be considered when reading this post. Was it just luck? A statistical guarantee I'll find a dirty stripper I like after many many SC visits? or "the system" works, even on the first try? This visit to the SC is the first time ever, I decided to try "the system" and wear a suit to the SC instead of the normal clothes I wear which are a bit hippie, alternative, emo or skateboard punk. I am dressing younger than I should be for my age. I also shaved off my beard for the fuck of it. Someone said it will make me…

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