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Fun in the Western U.S.

There is nothing as far as strip clubs where I live. My only experiences have been in my routine trips to Las Vegas. For years these were gambling trips, and more recently they have turned into SC trips, without even…

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Am I being taken for a sap and used? What should I do?

I met a very cute stripper with nice large tits about a month ago. I go see her once, sometimes twice a week. I always spend about $60-$100 per visit on her on private dances and she lets…

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OT: Who are you rooting for ?

Cleveland or Golden State?

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10 or 9 rated dancer?

When do you rate a dancer 9 or 10? How do they look like? Any samples would be welcome. In which strip clubs do you find 10s?

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A lawsuit we can all support

Let's end this discrimination immediately! http://local12.com/news/offbeat/women-sue-city-over-topless-ban-calling-it-discriminatory-06-01-2016

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What kind of strip club is this?

Do you see this stuff in the strip clubs? hiphopdx.com/videos/id.2333/title.stripper-maliah-michel-straddles-the-games-face On a side note I wouldn't mind at all having that girl straddle my face!

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What Happens When a Stripper Falls in Love with a Customer?

This is always happening to me. https://thebolditalic.com/what-happens-when-a-stripper-falls-in-love-with-a-customer-4aa6338de680#.lfess61nd

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There might be something to this ghost hunting biz

http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/ghosthunters-hears-groans-in-a-graveyard-are-absolutely-shocked-when-it-turns-out-to-be-a-porn-shoot--b1gob0OPKQb Ghost-hunters hears groans in a graveyard, are absolutely shocked when it turns out to be a porn shoot

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Cheeks assault victim in fair condition

The assault took place outside a strip club, but the victim does not seem to be a stripper. The suspect is a scary looking dude. http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/crime-law/woman-assaulted-outside-cheeks-man-in-custody/nrWK4/

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I listen to the people

Juice requested that he wants "harder" songs from me. Does this work Juice? https://soundcloud.com/pnemesis/perception

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OTC: Age and Race

This is a two parter. 1st part: For you guys that have lot of experience in OTC game, do you find that older strippers (30's) are generally more receptive to OTC than the younger girls? 2nd part: Have you found certain…

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Crazyjoe visits NYC

https://youtu.be/wXL6KZJnRtg

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fun with the i kissed a girl girl in a purple weinermobile

i know you guys have lives that arent as amazing as my own so i like to share my triumphs. i dont think ive told you about the three way that warren zevant and i had with the i kissed…

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Strippers Finding Religion

As I was perusing Facebook recently, I noticed a few of strippers and one escort quoting scripture and praising God on their timeline. One stripper is close to being a ROB while the rest are currently not stripping or…

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A new one

I was checking out an online model on MFC. She was facing away from the camera and would not turn around until she received tips. It seemed rude. But, she did receive the tips to turn around. I am used to being ignored…

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A bloody mess

This was from a DS date a few weeks ago. Once again my sexual freak led me to a new sexual experience that I might not have been willing to do with a lesser woman. I'm not sure how…

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Strip Club Fight Caught on Tape, Club Faces License Suspension

That's quite a fight in the club. http://www.cbs58.com/story/32108302/strip-club-fight-caught-on-tape-club-faces-license-suspension

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Strip Clubs Have Some of the Best Food Specials in Town. I Reviewed Five of Them

Despite the rumors about me, I only go to strip clubs for the lunch specials. https://thebolditalic.com/strip-clubs-have-some-of-the-best-food-specials-in-town-i-reviewed-five-of-them-dcb1037fc1a5#.9vytzcuqe

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Strip-Club Case Puts DEA Staff on Hot Seat

The details of the case are often fascinating: "The beer cooler kept breaking, and condoms were on the floor. A chair broke, and a manager posited it was because a dancer was too heavy. One email exchange focused on…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Monday afternoon visit

Came in on my last day in town for this trip, its close to the airport so its easy to get to if you're in a hotel in the area as I was. Mandatory valet…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Some Hi-Liter Thoughts & Observances

Everyone knows what the club looks like and what to expect. Over the course of my last 5-6 visits (all but one in the afternoon, the other in the early evening), I've noticed that while…

Silver City Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Average

Went in with my wife after eating next door at Bombshells. Thought it would be a good place to blow off some steam and have some drinks. Free entry with receipt from Bombshells…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

Do your research

Your mileage will vary on any trip to the LL. However, the more patient you are, the greater the payoff. I arrived rather late on a recent Thursday evening. The clientele was a mixed bag of…

Top Hat Gentlemen's Club

Mansfield, Ohio

Best club girls in Mansfield

The club needs a nice deep clean for its carpets but the girls are hot. I came in around 12:30am and this cute faced girl named china doll (she's not Asian but she's got the…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

A mixed review - some good, some average, and some .....

Went last Friday to visit 390. It was a pretty good crowd, not super busy so there were ample dancers, even though it seemed the best in class were kept in the VIP area…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Memorial Weekend Adventure

Stopped by Curves over the weekend. This is my favorite club with Raiders as a close second. Seemed a little slower possibly because of the holiday. It is always clean and I like the music…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

A bang for your buck

Walked in on a Tuesday afternoon with no plans and just to burn some time. Met a couple of chicks and decided to get some dances. Ran into this one chick, won't say who,…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

More of the same, in this case a good thing

I have been to this club quite a few times even though I live on the opposite end of the country. This club never disappoints. It is crucial to know that in this club the…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

A nice change of pace

When I walked out of The Fox last Friday evening, I had that warm and fuzzy feeling that I get after a pleasant evening engaged in my favorite form of entertainment. So I liked…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

As a dancer...

I've been working on and off at this club for almost 5 years... It's consistent, I love the location, the customers are quality, and the girls are top notch. Well, most of them. Just like…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

My very first SC experience.

Disclaimer: Take my ratings of physical club, monetary value, and dancers with a grain of salt. This is my first review and very first experience in a SC. Since I do not have any frame…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Block Early on a Monday Afternoon

I was in Baltimore for a Monday morning meeting, so I decided to hit the Block Sunday night after I arrived. Had the usual good time, drinking too much and working my way up and…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Stopped by around 11:30 until closing...

Stopped by around 11:30 until closing time. The usual good selection of ladies to be had with a few new ones as well. One of the newbies was a blonde chick from Portland and she…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Awesome time...

I have been coming to Saharas for some time now and every time its different. Go online to make sure your favorite girl is in the lineup. Tonight one of my all time favs was…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Good time except for overpriced "champagne" room

Afternoon visit to Club 390. Free parking, no admission and a decent selection of 8-10 dancers were all pluses. The building is "strange" in that it looks like a 1960s school from the…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Disappointing visit

Stopped by on a weekday afternoon around 5PM to discover an empty club (2 dancers and 3 customers). The dancers were young and physically attractive but they spend most of their time at the…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

first visit

we were deciding which of two close proximity clubs to visit. we choose here. bot going to cover the layout as it has been covered many times. we read many or all reviews to get…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HiLiter!

Hadn't been in to the HL in about a month as i was taking a break from seeing half naked girls. Actually my fave has been gone for a few months so really had no…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Great place

Went here about a month ago.Had to get membership to enter .Very nice clean place had fee lunch drinks priced was ok.Sexy bonde was dancing on stage soon as i sit down girl from bar…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Just chill

It was a regular Tuesday. I stopped by around 4:30 after work. I chose to park on the street and avoid the valet as usual. There was no cover as usual. And the…

Bare Back Saloon

Rock Springs, Wyoming

Wow shocked in a good way

Stopped in around 10 on Sunday night and was very shocked to see a large full club stocked with lots of beautiful women. There were around 15 dancers working all shapes and colors. Security was…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Another stop at the LL

I bounce between LL, Centerfolds and Marios. I'm not quite a 'regular' but I tend to hit one or two of these three clubs several times a month. I swung by Centerfolds but…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Another hit at Centerfolds

I swung by the club on a Monday a few weeks ago. I don't normally hit that area on a Monday but I figured I'd check out the day. Most of the girls…

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

Could Have Been Better

I was in the area so I stopped by Bugsy's in Elyria for the first time in several months. My previous experience had been a positive one, so I was eager to visit again.…

Baby Dolls

King, North Carolina

This place looks scary

So I frequent clubs in the carolina's, and decided to give this place a try. It feels like it's in the middle of nowhere, but it is right outside Winston-Salem. I'm going to be completely…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

How Low Can You Go?

I was recently in the area on business and since I hadn't been to the place in quite awhile and boy was I shocked. This place used to be hopping with some insanely good looking women.…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

You Can't Beat that Gator Ade Champagne

Despite the language barrier (lots of the dancers speak very little English), I find myself cumming back here over and over. Although its always true that YMMV, at Chicas Locas you can always get…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Day shift is a good shift

So came back again to this club. Overall it hasn't changed much, and remains in terms of quality of the club itself pretty good, but not as high end looking or as large another…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

No complaints

My buddy and I went there on Sunday night at about 10 pm. The bar is very nice. We were only charged $5.00 each. The waitress, Silver was very hot and did…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Good value

Visited this place last week during the day time. When you first get in, it is so dark, you cannot even see the seats. I didn’t bother getting a drink. There were maybe 5 girls…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Only one hot girl and 4 mediocre, avoid late weekdays

Deja Vu has a great atmosphere and is set up really nice. What struck me as really cool is that girls can slide down the main stage pole from the second floor! Seemingly…

77 Sunset Strip

Parkersburg, West Virginia

I keep on trying to like the place

I stop in every time I make a road trip down 64 towards Ohio. I'm always optimistic that the place will change for the better. The club is large and well laid out.…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

High Quality, High Price but worth IT

Probably THE best club in the NoVA to Baltimore region. High quality and variety of dancers and a great weekend ambience. I have been here for bachelor parties and just by myself. Teh bachelor party…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

New experience

Was out enjoying a sunny NJ day, and passed by The Playhouse. Did a quick u-turn and pulled in, deciding to see what all the talk was about. Bar is straight in the door, runs…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Good Time @ BDD

Been to this club many times before. Layout is pretty good when you walk in there is a large bar in front of you, steps to upstairs to the left and main stages to the…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

First PA stop

Was out taking care of business near Trenton, decided to pop across the border and check out topless dancers in PA (since NJ doesn't do that a lot). Dark as you come thru the door,…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Unexpected fun

I sat at the stage and out came a 5'2 chinese girl, works out, nice ass for an asian, sexy back, nice legs, a cups a few tats. She had a little belly but the…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Overall an excellent club!

Like any SC, Desire has its pluses and minuses. The location is fantastic, right off the highway with tons of parking. The club is a bit on the small side, with one main stage and…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Birds Eye View

I went to this club on a Friday night in mid May. It was late. Maybe around 11pm. Many of the girls had paired off with regulars. They would get up…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Fun Club with some good dancers

Look, from someone who has been to strip clubs in So.Cal., Vegas, Canada, and everywhere in between, the Rhino isn't bad for where it is and what it is. Girls range from drop dead sexy to…

Red Rose Gentlemen's Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Red Rose GC

When I'm in the area, Red Rose GC is still my favorite club. Over the years I've been nicely entertained by the likes of Alexandra, Chastity, Rachel, Ashley, and Brooklyn. I don't like that Red…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Dead or Don't Care

Feeling pretty lonely, decided to check this place out a couple of weeks ago. Nobody offered to show me around or point me in the right direction. I just peeked around here and there to…

Amadeus

Juárez, Chihuahua

Great Tuesday

Having a couple of hours to spare, I decided to go and spend some dollars on this place, it's been a while since my last visit. The place has not changed, one main stage and one…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Disappointing Day at Hollywood

I showed up about 1 PM, with no dancers to be seen. While a waitress/bartender took my drink order, she said there were 4 dancers, three in the dressing room and one in the bed…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Wow

6 dancers at Lustys on a Tuesday afternoon? I have never seen that. And a couple good looking ones at that! Tuesday afternoon, around 3 or so...dancers outnumbered customers 3 to 1. Ivy and her…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Good for Chicago, for what that's worth

So much ink has been spilled on this site about Chicago clubs not being great, and I think that's absolutely true. But if you're locked into going to one, Admiral is about as good as…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Return visit

I decided that another trip was in order to see if there were any new girls since the last PP shakeup. I arrived around 9pm and the club was mostly full with around 12-16 dancers.…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Classy dive bar feel

I've been here a lot in the last few months. If you go before 7pm or if it's slow they rarely charge a cover. A nice special they have is if it hits 100…

Long Branch Saloon

Tallulah, Louisiana

Couple Friendly and Beautiful Dancers

My boyfriend and I went to the Longhorn Saloon in Delta, LA Saturday night. We have been twice before and always have a good time. The dancers are friendly, most are…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Awesome topless club

Was back in Dallas so had to visit. Nothing much has changed from when I last visited. It's Disney land for guys. There were at least 50 girls with many body types & many…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

A lot of action, but not for me

I was here on a recent Saturday night. The place was very, very crowded - there was an event in town. I knew this because I saw multiple people still wearing their conference…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

awesome time

I came back to this club for another visit on Friday about 10:00. It is an $8 cover. Inside of the club is nice. 3 stages in the center of the club. Two bars. One…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

My go to

This is my go to club in the KC area. I haven't put in a review for a really long time so I figured I should do one after visiting more than a dozen times…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

It is still one of the most laidback places

I popped in on a Wednesday night around 7. The cover was 5 a Rolling Rock is 5 I tipped a buck and sat that bar/stage. I saw 5 girls working. Summer who is still…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

On a roll

Wow 4 reviews in 4 days,the Fox is on a roll. Some good some bad. This place has been here for ever. The concrete floor looks like it was a horse barn at one…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

Worthless

I went to this place just to check it out. The lighting is very bright but the place is nice. But here is the kicker, I saw just one girl dancing but not…

Rick's Cabaret Fort Worth

Fort Worth, Texas

Still a quality club

Back to Ricks Ft. Worth. It is a great place to hang out on a Saturday night. The girls are pretty and friendly, and the wait staff is attentive. It is just a…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Not a bad time....

This place has not been that bad. I've been going here for a few years. The talent ranges but mostly not bad. I always flop back and forth between Christie's and Hustler…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Empty area and almost empty but big club. Must have been wrong time

Surroundings The club is located in Chicago Heights. It's about 40 or 40 minutes south of the Loop. Or 30 to 40 minutes south of the south side. Close to 394 and 30. Surrounding the club,…

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OTC spat

Took a new dancer friend out to brunch over memorial day weekend and she had a bit too much to drink. This is the second time has become drunk with me. While at the bar after brunch She recognizes…

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When new management attacks! - OR - What do you think will happen to this club?

One of my local clubs is under new management and the new owners have mad changes. It's the Fox Gentleman's Club in Bath, PA. The club is 8.5 miles away from Platinum Plus Allentown. Location: Bath, PA, is a predominantly white,…

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Now that MySpace has been Hacked

I think I'll go back to Prodigy. That's what I get for being on the cutting edge!!! https://www.wired.com/2016/05/hack-brief-old-myspace-account-just-came-back-haunt/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

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How Did We Not Discuss the Gorilla?

He was one big ass mofo. Did you see how big he was compared to the kid?

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Trivial Pursuit....TUSCL version

1, Which member actually tracked down Doc Holliday? 2, Alucard said life came from_______? 3, Who is the original most hated troll? 4, Ilbanicci discussed what bizarre creature? 5, Who made cucumbers famous? lol, I could go on...

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Sucking tits?

Is sucking tits an extra In a topless full contact lap dances club?? Did any bouncer yell at you if you r sucking dancers tits during lap dance?

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Tight Pussy Story Time

Their once was a magna named Da juice. He would travel down to his favorite all you can eat buffet at shoneys breakfast bar. After some time he got close to the waitress. She was long and skinny, a b…

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Street Walkers

I haven't picked up a SW for a while and was wondering where they are hanging out these days. Van Buren and Broadway were hot spots and so was buckeye, then 51st ave and McDowell, The last place I picked…

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A good lapdance without extras

What's your idea of a good lapdance without extras? Basically a dance that would make you get a few more. For me, getting my fingers wet, titty sucking, and some kissing would my answer.

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drugs? alcohol? rape? psych meds? arrests? tats? lesbian? chance of being a stri

A female best friend of mine since I was 15 has been a train wreck over many years, especially when she went to college out of state. Her problems started when she was 14 dating a 28 year old BF…

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OTC roster

How many strippers do you currently have on your OTC roster? I have none at the moment, but I'm working on one girl right now.

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Crazyjoe Does Grilling, With A Blowtorch

Looks like Joe cooked more than the squirrel. Apparently $2 million in cooking. http://woodtv.com/2016/05/25/court-tenant-liable-for-torched-squirrel-apartment-fire/

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Advice: which Chicago club is best to introduce a new GF to Lap dances?

I am a strip club aficionado, but not to the degree of many of the denizen's of this list. I have posted a number of reviews for clubs across the country, so I realize the overall limitations of…

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i like the cut of his gib

that @juicebox69 fellow has always irritated me but i think he has turned over a new leaf. you can tell that he has lived a life almost as interesting as mine @mikey aka @TheeOSU aka @CaraLynn87 aka a bunch of other…

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Falling Down Drunks

I usually go in the daytime for a variety of good reasons, but even the day shift gets its share, I guess. It's about mid afternoon and a guy walking across the floor seems to trip over air and…

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Reviews for VIP

Does each new review you post stack 4 more weeks to your VIP membership, or do they only take you out to having 4 weeks left? Just not sure if I should post about a recent trip, or wait til…

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Face Sitting

Coming or going, straddling forward or reverse cowgirl?

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Mama June on a strip club tour

How many of you will go to see Mama June strip? http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/31/mama-june-strip-club-tour/

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Milwaukee wants to shut down strip club over fight, prostitution claim

Don't shut down Texas Jay's. It's the best looking strip club in Milwaukee. http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/milwaukee-wants-to-shut-down-strip-club-over-fight-prostitution-claim-b99734006z1-381330781.html

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Main Reason Dancers (and servers) Get Fired

A- Fighting with customer, management or staff B- Possession, use, distribution of controlled substance C- Providing extras in the club or on the premises D- Poor attendance record

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OTC Civie Date ITC

Take a dancer on a date to a couples friendly club, guaranteed fun!

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Talent Upswing

Word on the street is that The Bird has been suffering a downswing lately, with brighter lights and more watching in bench dance area (to drive PLs to VIP), plus greater push for high-$ dances…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Starr sisters were a big hit!

I visited Hustler Club on a Friday night as a part of a bachelor party. The club helped us get the most bang for our buck and hooked our party up with a VIP bottle…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Kinda lame exterior, surprisingly pretty girls

Been here a couple of times. The place looks not so impressive from the outside. The inside is pretty ok, but nothing remarkable. Big, open layout. GB doesn't seem to have the classiest reputation, but…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Great place

For the area, Blondie's is the best. I've had a great time every time I've been. Honey is my favorite. She is very personable and will take very good care of you. Prices ain't bad.…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Classy well-run club, not too expensive with some nice girls

Almost all girls let you touch their boobs and ass during lap dance, but ask for permission. I go on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Sunday's from 9 pm till closing. Unless there is a sports game…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Long awaited visit

So I went in looking forward to a really great time at this place. It's the only club I read about where I thought I would have no trouble getting what I wanted, which was…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

Nude Club But Little Nudity

It is a nice looking club with new, clean interior. Cover charge was $10 and a $5 water or $6 soda if you don't BYO. Television screens had not sporting events on even…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Memorial Day Must be a bad time to go to a Strip Club

Short review for a short trip. It was memorial day afternoon. There were a handful of cars in the club parking lot. Walked in and was carded. No waitress on staff at the time. Handful,…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Blonde on Brunette - results in LDK

I usually split my time between 3 clubs in Tucson so that i can more easily manage 3 different CF ladies ( 1 in each club) without creating conflicts . These…

Deja Vu

Torrance, California

Sunday Funday

Had this club on my to-do list since my cousin had talked about this club that it was a great club. Took me about a year to finally hit this spot and since I was…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

What Happened?

I had swung by here several times over the past few years since business has me travel between Charlotte and Atlanta occasionally - and normally had a tolerable to good time. Never anything that could…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Best in the Area

Had a great time. Dancers are friendly and really earn the money. Comfortable with female clients. Not a terrible area (for Springfield). The dancers were very attractive. Implied I would get my money's worth in…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Thanks Carmen!

Stopped by Beach Girls while in town on vacation. I typically go to the Lumberyard and wanTed to try something new this time. While Beach Girls is smaller than the Lumberyard and a lot.og…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Bad Visit

First time coming here on a Saturday night. I was extremely disappointed and questioned whether I had a bad visit or if the club is going downhill. None of the girls were 7s or higher,…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Great Experience

First time giving this place an afternoon visit. Cover charge was $11, which includes a drink. There were 7 girls for the day. There was a tall blonde named Rayne (sp?) and she was super…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

A hidden gem

A number of previous reviews have commented on the surprising quality of the dancers at Scores Savannah, and I'll add to that list. The ladies here are not your typical waif-thin stick figure dancers, they…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

Getting Better!

This place has improved so much in the last two years. I was pleased to see a lot of diversity here and there were a few lookers. The most complete package was a brunette looker…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Falling

This used to be by far my favorite club in this area buy a pretty wide margin. Nowadays, I'm not so sure. There's recent enough reviews that cover the layout details and it…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Adelita is always reliable

Visited Adelita Bar again recently. Club layout has been well described many times but I will add that it has seemed a bit cleaner recently. Smoking was allowed again the day I was there...this seems…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Same old BML

Went to BML a few weeks back. Went on a Wednesday afternoon after work. Got there about 3:45 or so. Took some time for the eyes to adjust from the sunny afternoon. Only…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Tried something new on a slow Tuesday evening around 8pm.

I had already been to Mons and was dissapointed on this night in the number and quality of the dancers. I had read about the Gold Club and th ought i'd give it…

The Pony - Waterloo

Waterloo, Iowa

Stopped by to check it out....

Stopped by to check it out. There was a black girl at about 200 lbs, a young white girl and a veteran black girl that was skinny. The skinny black girl (sbg) was high and…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

1st time at the Coliseum

I've never been to this club before. I am an out of towner and have heard great things about the Detroit strip club scene. We went after a tigers game, got there around midnight on…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Nice club!

Stopped in here pretty late. Sat down and watched a couple of ladies on the stage. Lots of girls around, and a good mix of ethnicities. One down side, the girls seemed to be busy…

The Lamp Liter

Ottawa, Illinois

Always a good time!

I wish every neighborhood bar was like this. Some local girls, some talent from other areas, but always a fun visit. I was in town for business and figured I might as well stop in…

Zippers Gentlemens Club

Arnolds Park, Iowa

Local, fun club

I've been here a lot. It's nothing fancy as far as decor. It's a little older style, but a big stage, tons of seating, and a good bar. There is always a good mix of…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Went back, not as good

So I went back for another daytime visit this past friday. Won't describe the location again, so will get right into the experience. When I walked in around 2:30, there was no girls on the…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Laid back

Good place to go if you don't want a ton of hassle. I went with a few buddies local to the area, think it was about a $10 cover on a Saturday evening. Set up…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Fav

Back again for more fun with these girls. Got there around 1pm and Robert wasn't working it was a fat guy name Jerry. He told me he would not take my $100 and I would…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

Yuck

Came here on a Saturday afternoon a few weeks ago after a Tigers game. There were like 5 girls working. 3 black. 2 White. IMO, none of them were attractive. Everyone was just sitting around…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Good first Atlanta strip club experience.

Very hot girls dancing here. Lap dances are $10/song. As noted by many reviewers, not much contact, but the dance I got was definitely better than an air dance. Probably depends on the girl to…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Always a diamond in the rough

I've been to Deva Vu COI several times. When I'm in town for work I typically stop by. It's typically a frustrating experience but one that pays off. When you step through the door you…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Thought I'd try it out should have stayed sitting in traffic

Was on the way home it was raining and traffic was stopped figured why not. Got there around 5:30 or 6 porn on the tv me and another guy there. No girl dancing.…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Afternoon Visit

I was in the area, between meetings, and decided to pop in to the Cricket. I haven't been here in a while, because they don't allow me to run my company card to pay for…

Angels

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Slow Tuesday afternoon

I stopped into Nardones a couple of weeks back on a Tuesday afternoon, on my way back from the airport. I figured it was relatively close, so what the hell. It is right off of…

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

Nice atmosphere, great customer service, good food, shitty drinks, average dances

Really loved the environment, it felt classy and upscale. We were greeted warmly and everyone was very nice. Three stages (one main stage) kept about 20 women busy the whole time we were there. We…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

Memorial Day at Wet

I came here to watch the Western Conference Finals game on Memorial Day, after discovering that my intended destinations, Desire and VIPs in Orange, were both closed. There was no cover when I entered,…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Some things don't change

I went to Baby Dolls again after a long hiatus from all clubs. The club has not changed at all. There were a lot of dancers there, but none of them really did…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

Worth Seeing for yourself

I had recently went there within a past few weeks with a old friend and I while down in the City so we decided why not checkout the Riviera? After we got in we…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Don't get dances from Morgan

This has got to be one of the worst club visit I ever experienced. I got a couple of dances from several girls till I met Morgan. First, she informed me that does not do…

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Eating Pussy

What's your favorite position do accomplish this activity ? I love from behind

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OT; Chinese Racist Ad?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Few8KJ0zfny If link n/g, type in Racism in a Chinese laundry detergent advertisement.

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What a game 7

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i fixed the space station

my troll detection algorithm was successfully modified to correct the porblems with the inflation of the space station inflatible habitat module www.cnet.com/news/international-space-stations-inflatable-room-successfully-installed/ now i will return to identifying all of the crap identities that @mikey uses. your welcome

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Memorial Day

Vacations always remind me how much I dislike some of my coworkers.

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OKC

I am watching the playoff game. Every picture they show of the players when they go to commercial looks like the player is having an ungodly bowel movement.

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sticking your dick in over weight bitches

Shit feels so soft and plush Damn !

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Five Year Anniversary

Five years ago today my first review was posted on TUSCL. When I first posted I had no idea of the friends I would make on this site or the fun I would have in the clubs (or money…

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135 pounds lighter and just joined a gym

Almost back in high school form At 18 I weighed 270pounds, branch pressed 450, dead lifted 600 ,squated 750 and ran my 40 yard dash in 4.77 sec. I played football as a lineman, track tossing disk and put, and wrestled In my…

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What Crazyjoe Did On Memoiral Day Weekend

Check out this article from USA TODAY: Man allegedly pooped on Kroger U-Scan machine http://usat.ly/1WVbILq

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Same Ol' Situation

I was just asked by a girl I visited once to help pay for her daughter's medication. I simply agreed to visit with her this Saturday at the club where we met. Bam! Already she is hustling me. Perhaps she should ask…

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Dumb ass hustlers

So I had a favorite until recently. A week after I kicked her to the curb, she was calling me telling me she needed 500 because her sick grandmother needed an operation. I told her not my problem and…

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Why I had to escape my Ivy League life and disappear

A young woman student at Columbia University explains how she left her high pressure life, cut herself off from friends and family, and disappeared. There is only one thing that makes her story apropos to our forum. When…

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Memorial day

My thanks to all that served.

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dancers with small bellies

Last few years I've been chasing tiny spinners I've noticed my appetite has changed to the very thick ladies with large tits, ass and small bellies but not fat....it's a very delicate balance because if they gain any more weight they…

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Do you dry your clothes with fart gas?

https://youtu.be/ZyAm8qW5raw

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OTC hustle/stood up

A week ago, my ATF and I broke up and she quit my ghetto SC. I promptly replaced her with my spare fav. I think spare fav is a lady pimp at my SC. She told me she introduces her younger…

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Pussy to ass.....

For you guys who like to fuck both, that is the proper order. Ass to pussy is no bueno health wise for the girl

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Avoiding dancers with problems

Gawkers latest discussion brings me to the conclusion that an awful lot of you guys,(not saying all) seek out the most desperate drug addicted dancers for your own unknown reasons. Myself if I think a girl has issues…

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Need Advice on Getting Strippers to Approach Me More Often

Normally I bring around 200 dollars to the club but I have trouble getting girls to approach me. My friend that I'm with also has a decent amount of cash so it's not like we are a couple broke guys…

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Stage show on skates.

I hit up the strip club this weekend and saw my first dancer in roller skates. It felt like the 90's at the skating rink all over again (minus the nude dancing). I didn't get a lapdance from her, but…

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OT: Should he bang her?

My buddy called me the other day and told me about this girl he met at his new apartment complex that he moved into a few days ago. He's an average looking guy, but reasonably attractive. He also told me…

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New Zealand's Stripping Industry Queen Takes Us Inside Her New Club

I'll review this club the next time I'm in New Zealand. http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/we-spoke-to-new-zealands-only-female-strip-club-owner

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Do club bouncers/managers bother you when a VIP session or last song is coming t

Most clubs? Some clubs? Rare occasion? I'm sure everyone's experience with a dancer is that she'll let you know when you're on the last song or last minutes of your session. It makes sense since it's 'her time' where she can…

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Stripperless clubs

I went to two clubs last week, Avenues in Jackson, MI Sunday evening and Platinum in Toledo Thursday afternoon, and neither one had any girls working. I don't mean they were on their phones or out smoking, there were no…

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Poor timing

I have an old favorite I've been seeing OTC for years. She's not my ATF but is a more occasional drug user and recently got out of court ordered rehab. I hadn't seen her in over a month & was…

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Holiday Weekends

Holiday weekends are the worst for visiting showclubs for me. I have been to two of my favorite clubs over this weekend and all of my favorite girls have taken the weekend off. This sucks.

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if your club had a lottery for lapdances would you do it ?

Let's say it was a $5 gamble for a lapdance victory of $1,000 drawn weekly Would you play ? I know I would

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Strippers crossing their legs

I think its so sexy cause most strippers have beautiful legs and when they have them crossed it just looks sexy ! Ever walk into the club and see like tons of the dancers all sitting with their legs…

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'Covered' LD - ?

While passing through VIP in a no extras policy club, I notice a dancer giving a lap dance with her hands covering her pussy. I can only think of one reason for her doing this.

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Save

I know I have read many discussions on here about trying to "Save" a dancer who has a drug and/or alcohol addiction. MANY say it is a waste of time. My question is have any of you had success in…

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Fuck yea or Fuck Na with a follow-up question

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGAFwHuRtoN/ My answer is a FUCK YEA ^ The question is Would you boys like it if I started posting pictures to the inside and outside of clubs I visit along with the dancers ? If so I will look into what I need…

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Rejecting a strippers offer of a free dance

I've meet some aggressive bitches before but this bitch is the Queen bitch. I first arrive to the club and all I want to do is let my eyes adjust and order up some of my famous buffalo chackin fangers with…

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I have solved the nasa problem and am back on the tuscl troll problem. your welc

nasa will be reinflating the space station module today. they were grateful for all of my help. i am sorry for all of my misspellings in my last post. can you believe that i spelled kim bassetter as basinger? that…

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Mac's two Billerica

Why is this club so short of dancers? At night you are lucky if 35 girls are working!

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OT: NBA player Bryce Dejean-Jones fatally shot

Dejean-Jones kicked in the door of an apartment he thought belonged to his estranged girlfriend and was shot by the resident. Commentators are bloviating about the tragic loss of a young man's life, but I think he got…

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Lewd T Shirts in the Club

I once wore a Head tennis racket t shirt to hooters. I got strange looks from most everybody there. It wasn't planned or premeditated, just kinda happened. Anybody worn funny t shirts with sexual Inuendo to the club ?…

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SC Addict

I know the hobby interferes with living a normal non-taboo life style, but I can't nor do I think I ever want to stop SCing. My ten year SCing anniversary is on the horizon and I'm still going strong. Usually…

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what is John Smith's weed laced with ?

I'm suspecting Angels Dust

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Anyone notice everyone's clubs and reviews now read 0?

0

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Women Who Cut Their Men

While I have a high level of tolerance I could never allow this, but over the years I have known two guys who have been cut by their woman, and one who was shot by his wife on two separate…

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P. Emerson new Rap song video now on windows app store

https://youtu.be/NzqkSkUnmwk

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Dallas 2AMer.

A security guard fatally shot a man outside a northwest Dallas strip club early Saturday, police say. Officers were called to the Dallas Cabaret South at 2444 Walnut Ridge St. about 3:35 a.m. Police released few details about the shooting, but KDFW-TV…

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Arbys eating challenge

https://www.instagram.com/p/BF9yX_QNQUj/

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Dress Sweatpants: Better than Liquid Lapdance / Alt to CIP...Best LDK

For all those times you desire to hit a club in sweats but hate having to change to get passed the asshole at the door..... For all those times you've reminisced on the high contact highlight reel from Halloween, Mardi Gras,…

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would you eat this ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BF9cfgbueDV/ God bless America I would

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Juice and Joe New Rap Album

https://youtu.be/KUycB6_ske4 soon to be on I tune we rich bitch

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Crazy Joe Just Made a Rap Video

https://youtu.be/o6x8y2y4yaE Fuck P.Emerson Crazy joe hunny beary jesus is da shit shit shit shit

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Have you ever heard of a club in the hot Southern US having a no shorts allowed

Someone sent me a pm saying he heard club Lust in Greenville had a new dress code. If that's the case, I think Greenville should boycott the club. I'm not about to start wearing something I don't want to wear…

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Basic skill for advanced concepts in da game

“I have fed you with milk, and not with meat: for hitherto ye were not able to bear it, neither yet now are ye able.” – 1 Corinth 3:2 “I begin with the name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful All praise…

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Define ATF

It has been said that what I have described is not an ATF. I don't understand how someone can set the criteria for another's preferences. If she is that to me, she is exactly that to me, I…

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OT: Best job

The self medicating thread about strippers having a dehumanizing job made me start to think about jobs, and then I saw some golfers on TV, and it got me thinking... Being a professional golfer has got to be one of…

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From NC to SC LDK"ING was no fluke

Had to see if I could cum in pants again. Last time was unplanned. One way contact club, work dress slacks, steal toe boots, underwear on. Wasn't looking for a dance but when I pursued one I just hit the lotto…

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Shadow cat has returned.

Welcome back, my friend. You have been missed.

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$5 Lunch Buffet – …at a strip club

"This may be the most bizarre recommendation I’ll ever make, but I will say, that my lunch at the strip club at noon on a Thursday was the best lunch buffet I’ve had." The writer does did not like the ambience,…

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Investigation Finds Baylor Made Life Hell For Sexual Assault Accusers

Baylor University is a Baptist institution and claims to promote Christian values. Except for football players? The Catholic Church is not the only place for Christian hypocrites. http://deadspin.com/investigation-finds-baylor-made-life-hell-for-sexual-as-1778950876

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Self medicating

This profession is certainly dehumanizing, and emotionally and psychologically taxing. How many dancers can just do this kind of work without some kind of substance to lower their inhibitions? There may be a few that can just detach and compartmentalize,…

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best diet plan for SWers and TUSCLers

Obesity is a big problem among us. I Have a solution for that. Purging!!!!! Strippers can throat gag on dick and purge their last meal in VIP. PLs need to buy a 12 inch dildo and put it down their…

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Glad I know how this works now

https://youtu.be/gXlcEJhYVuc

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College Dress Codes

https://youtu.be/FLZ8L6SZmaA