I can't hide my redneck side
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I love guns.
I adore a redhead farm girl who starts stripping at 18.
I'm voting for Donald Trump.
The sport I would most like to participate in is NASCAR.
I like country music.
I smoke weed.
Does anybody else have a redneck side?
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- You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
- You ever cut your grass and found a car.
- You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
- You think the stock market has a fence around it.
- Your stereo speakers used to belong to the - -Drive-in Theater.
- Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
- You own a homemade fur coat.
- Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
- You burn your yard rather than mow it.
- Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
- You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
- The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
- You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
- Birds are attracted to your beard.
- Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
- You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
- You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
- You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
- Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
- You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
The other 280 reasons you may be a redneck are listed here
http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/migh…
One has close to 7,000 comments of worthless spamming on this site, and his name is not SJGay. It's the sleepy time rapist, or better known as mommie's grabbing drinking basement dweller-San_Jose_Guy!
SJGuy still thinks I'm the one with multiple troll accounts, and I'm glad he still thinks of projecting onto me. Now if someone can do an afternoon Phoenix TUSCL meetup we can laugh about ritarded shit on here, but only for an hour. That's all I can stand to be in a club.
Thus the odd combination you find in me
Looks like a red neck dirty hippy but sounds and acts like a black pimp rapper drug mule
At Hart I'm a good old country boy
My dad grew up on a 80+ acre farm with horses on one side, a cornfield on the other, fruit trees behind it. All on their land. They lived a simple country life. He has many siblings. It was your typical country home; a dog, a rope swing hanging from the tree branch outside of the house, a barn (wasn't much left of it, that's another story), my grandpa's shotgun / rifle display on the back of the door in the den, etc.
Before my grandparents passed away (it was their house), I'd go out there all the time on Sundays after church, on holidays, etc. I walked around barefoot, I caught snakes, I picked pears from the pear trees and they were delicious. We lived the country life. But we weren't rednecks. Lmao. My dad, now living in middle-class suburbia, still is somewhat of a hillbilly. All of our family is educated to at least some college, with many holding advanced degrees.
Rednecks tote their guns around for show, hillbillies and real country folk use them. Rednecks can also be found in trashy trailer parks drinking a Monster Energy, talking about guns n' NASCAR, and wearing camo. So, they can be anywhere. Some are very crude.
Is there some reason that such a person would want to vote for a Donald Trump, offering a reactionary agenda rooted in racism, and with no attempt to close our widening wealth gap.
SJG
I noticed that too. One and the same struggling against each other.