I have a date with the DS next week.
Next week is also my wedding anniversary. My wife just sent me an email praising our anniversary, asking me not to file the divorce paperwork to make it final, and making clear that she wants me back.
Next week I have a DS date.
The anniversary and the DS fuck-a thon are both on the same date.
Has anybody else ever fucked another woman on your wedding anniversary? Probably somebody like Heck or gawker has. It's really hard to do anything pathetic for the first time on tuscl these days.
In some strange way, I think the universe arranged for this "coincidence."
Don't be a pussy.