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Coincidence?

JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I have a date with the DS next week.

Next week is also my wedding anniversary. My wife just sent me an email praising our anniversary, asking me not to file the divorce paperwork to make it final, and making clear that she wants me back.

Next week I have a DS date.

The anniversary and the DS fuck-a thon are both on the same date.

Has anybody else ever fucked another woman on your wedding anniversary? Probably somebody like Heck or gawker has. It's really hard to do anything pathetic for the first time on tuscl these days.

In some strange way, I think the universe arranged for this "coincidence."

12 comments

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ShaquilleThunder
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8 years ago
Don't be a pussy.
rh48hr
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8 years ago
Tell her to go fuck herself because you have other chicks to fuck.
ATACdawg
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8 years ago
Email her back: "Sorry, babe. I've moved on. Have a nice life."
JuiceBox69
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8 years ago
Ask for a 3sum
georgmicrodong
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8 years ago
So obviously there's a reason you already *haven't* filed those papers. What is it?
JohnSmith69
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8 years ago
GMD, it's complicated but there are legal and financial reasons.
chessmaster
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8 years ago
Right
Corvus
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8 years ago
Damn right there are legal and financial reasons. Marriage is not about love, marriage is a business relationship. Sex is usually the glue holding it all together. Without the glue, the business falls apart.

Go get you some more glue John.
mrrock
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8 years ago
Tell her "Thanks! I'm gonna celebrate by fucking the shit out of a hot 18 y/o!" .
Papi_Chulo
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8 years ago
JS is a playa - DSs, MILFs, & ex-wife all want him - go Johnny go !
JamesSD
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8 years ago
So your soon to be ex wife finally ran the numbers and realized what her financial situation without you will be like?

Just be polite but firm that you two had a decent run but grew apart. She's never going to be the kind of woman to fuck strippers with you. Trying an open marriage with her would be more trouble than it would be worth.

She wants to go back to the status quo where you were unhappy.
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