I miss porn

16 comments

• gawker

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  8 years ago

  "All things in moderation...." Is a great quote, but I find myself insatiable in regard to pussy in all its available approaches. Tonight an old stripper girl friend texted that she was house sitting, was lonely, and if I could Western Union her $100 for food & cigarettes, she'd love to see me. I sent the money, drove an hour to get there, took a viagra on the way, got there and had a warm greeting and began talking. 10 minutes later the doorbell rang and son of a bitch it was her mother. She wasn't leaving so I did. Sounds like a good night for some porn and my right hand. " a time for everything ".
• rickthevulture

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  8 years ago

  Squawk!
  
  If you'd like it I'll send you a video of my lion bud fucking your first DS in the ass with his BSLC while she licks my cloaca until I jizz in her mouth. Your DS is sexy with a vulture jizz moustache.
  
  Squawk!
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Porn can def take over a PL's brain - best to only use-it in case of an emergency or as foreplay/aid when fucking somebody.
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Just whack it
• likes2look

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  8 years ago

  There is always your imagination. Just think about seeing the juice mane naked. That should put you right off your feed there.
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  Call up the DS VII and just fuck
• Ugluck75

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  8 years ago

  John, with all the action you get I am surprised you are even tempted by porn. I have cut way back on porn myself cause I have some OTC regulars that have kept me plenty occupied.
• GoVikings

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  8 years ago

  "John, with all the action you get I am surprised you are even tempted by porn."
  
  ^ This
• rh48hr

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  8 years ago

  If I was getting laid as often as JS with that many different women I wouldn't need porn. Remembering my sexual exploits night to night would be my porn.
• JuiceBox69

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  8 years ago

  John smithers has a sex addiction
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  God damn the Viagara you go through must be astonishing!!!
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Johnny is spanking his monkey
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  As long as I have poon I don't have time to miss porn.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  Actually I ended up having phone sex with the MILF. First time I've ever done that in my entire life. So no need for porn.
• beguiled

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  8 years ago

  I beat my dick like it owes me money.
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  Saving it for your DS's and your DC makes perfect sense to me. Best to make your own porn with them, than to just watch some.
  
  SJG