What is a unicorn worth?
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
By the end of this thread, unless I come to my senses before then, weed plans to disclose one of the greatest mysteries in tuscl history
And no, it's not Emily's breast size.
In this thread, weed plans to disclose what I pay the DS for a date.
A date lasts at least 6/8 hours up to 24 hours. Lately it has been averaging maybe 8-12 hours. Sleepovers are common but by no means required. We've done about every fun activity that you can imagine on a date. That fun is followed by an incredible sexual union. After we thoroughly suck and fuck while high, there is always a couple hours at the end to snuggle, chill, smoke, talk, play, and experience extreme pleasure with my perfect sexual match who turns me on more than any other woman ever has. Everything is available, and I have not worn a condom with her since early in our relationship. Pictures are not the focus like with video girl, but they are allowed. I can have any kind of sex as often as my old dick can perform. It is a perfect GFE in every positive sense of that term. She does everything that I want, exactly as I want, as often as I want. Every sexual fantasy I've ever had has been experienced with her many times except a threesome.
But before I disclose this number, I think it would be interesting if everybody would share their honest, best guess as to what they think I pay. The number you are guessing is the OTC payment that is always due each time. This price has never varied. It does not include my gifts or amounts that I spend on food, travel, lodging, etc to be with her. And this is not what I pay for trips with her which is more complicated. This is what I pay for a single date.
How much do you think I pay for a unicorn?
And no, it's not Emily's breast size.
In this thread, weed plans to disclose what I pay the DS for a date.
A date lasts at least 6/8 hours up to 24 hours. Lately it has been averaging maybe 8-12 hours. Sleepovers are common but by no means required. We've done about every fun activity that you can imagine on a date. That fun is followed by an incredible sexual union. After we thoroughly suck and fuck while high, there is always a couple hours at the end to snuggle, chill, smoke, talk, play, and experience extreme pleasure with my perfect sexual match who turns me on more than any other woman ever has. Everything is available, and I have not worn a condom with her since early in our relationship. Pictures are not the focus like with video girl, but they are allowed. I can have any kind of sex as often as my old dick can perform. It is a perfect GFE in every positive sense of that term. She does everything that I want, exactly as I want, as often as I want. Every sexual fantasy I've ever had has been experienced with her many times except a threesome.
But before I disclose this number, I think it would be interesting if everybody would share their honest, best guess as to what they think I pay. The number you are guessing is the OTC payment that is always due each time. This price has never varied. It does not include my gifts or amounts that I spend on food, travel, lodging, etc to be with her. And this is not what I pay for trips with her which is more complicated. This is what I pay for a single date.
How much do you think I pay for a unicorn?
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I say $788.23 exactly.
And when are the shirts going to be ready?
https://youtu.be/l91ISfcuzDw
...at least he will pretend to care.
I say $800 or $900.
Knowing John-Boy's psychosis, and his desire to remain attractive to teenagers, I would imagine the dollar amount is closer to $2000.
If I have a very attractive partner that I trust, we're both tested, and it's gone bareback, I'm willing to pay in the $600 range for the exclusivity.
On essentially every thread, there's a statistical certainty that at least one person, if not several people, will be assholes. Why did you expect this thread to be different?
"But upon reflection, why is it bragging to overpay a stripper for sex?"
It comes off as a humble-brag with regards to your wealth and ability to throw money around without any apparent care.
I don't even know what to guess. I'll say $1200-1500+
I do agree with Nina, the DS is no unicorn.
That title is reserved for Nina.
I don't think you do a cool $1k per date.
I will guess $800.
I will post the number shortly.
I pay the DS $1K for a date of the type I described.
Now let the derision begin. For trolls and stripper boyfriends, the word "derision" in this context means to call John Smith an idiot for overpaying a stripper for sex.
I also wish I could also disclose Emily's breast size. I'm betting C cups but can't confirm yet.
And yeah, I know that you guys mostly deal with strippers but then again, prices on VIP-rooms(offering enough privacy) start with 1k per hour in NYC, NOLA, Vegas, etc
So yeah. John is getting a good deal
I'm not into redheads so she would not even register in my PL radar but all that matters is that she is a goddess in his eyes.
Anyway, back to the point. The answer to "what is x worth" is always "whatever someone will pay for it." If its worth it to you, which it obviously seems to be, then do it. Based on your descriptions, we probably share a similar taste in women. However, I'm not looking for the sort of activities/relationship you have. I'm more of a hang out for a few hours & go on your way kinda guy, and there's no way I'm hitting it raw.
To me, the more interesting figure would be the total spent. If it came with some sort of approximation on number of encounters it might be interesting to compare that with what people spend on civis. I dont know about anyone else, I've found dating to be expensive as shit, to the point where strippers are cheaper.
i don't see how civie dating is more expensive than strippers. You can have dinner and a movie for less than $100, which after cover and drinks would just be enough for 10 minutes of a stripper's time
Given the emotions involved, it's probably best that I don't reveal the overall total spent. I was just trying to come up with a discussion topic of general interest, and I think I at least accomplished that.
You've had your detractors in the past w.r.t. your stories and as you should remember there are some that rag on you for it but most are ok w/ it and some like them - it's your prerogative to live your life as you wish and express your opinions as you wish and if some folks don't like them then as the old saying goes "you can't please everyone" - you are not going after anyone nor insulting anyone, just expressing your thoughts which you have a right to.
We all spend our $$$ how we see fit and how it's best for us - many of us say "oh if I had that kind of $$$ I would .,." and yet when they get some $$$ they often don't act the honorable way they say they would - it's your life and if you have the means to do something most of us can't then that's great and if you wanna share your exploits most of us are not bothered by that but apparently you will have your detractors.
An obsession with teenage girls that gets creepier by the day.
References to how his Special Whore is Special, and how he was the first to do anything sexual with her (and her endless namesakes) EVER. Because naive, innocent girls make up 99% of strippers.
Desperate attempts to relive lost youth by throwing around money, in amounts he pretends he doesn't really need approval of by fellow tuscl posters.
Repetitive descriptions about how submissive his hookers are, almost as though every time he writes a post he's fapping simultaneously. (She is my perfect sexual counterpart, the yin to my sexual yang, her Tiny Pink Pussy was so tight, my dick lost circulation, etc.)
A lack of understanding about how women fake orgasms.
Talking about weed the way your nerdy friend in middle school talked about it when he was trying to sound like a badass.
Anything I missed?
To my new troll, why don't you at least try to be creative and funny like SJGay. Nobody but your own kind is interested in bitter, hateful, jealous ranting.
She might not fuck you but she is attracted to the fact that you're an experienced attorney, willing to worship her and able to pay her a good chunk of money.
:)
But seriously fuck all that shit last night I enjoyed a young 24 year old bitch and busted my nut all for $75