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Another Cleveland 2AM'er

I've been to almost every club in the Cleveland Metro area. Even though I don't mind frequenting dives because of the area this is one I wouldn't frequent even if I was armed. Heart of the east side Cleveland ghetto.…

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First hustle of the visit

It seems like everyone who gets the dance invite before getting their first drink has to turn it down. IME, that girl who starts before you sit or get a drink is one you'd rather turn away anyway. Usually,…

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Shadowcat Sat. report

Unfortunately not much new to report. Shadowcat had a rough couple of days and is still in ICU. His daughter is hoping they will move him to a private room on Monday. When they do I will visit him in…

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Quick Note

Those of you who said keep at it cause MILF sex gets better were right. She was so appreciative of my DS developed oral skills that I honestly believe I'm the first guy whose cum she's swallowed. I…

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Punching above it's weight

For those of you that may be aware Leicester City FC (some of you guys may have trouble saying Leicester) recently won the English Football (soccer) premier league, which everyone is shocked at but well received by nearly everyone. In…

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The Kama Pootra...for Crazyjoe

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New Tampa club "Lookers" ? Any experience?

I've had a number of very enjoyable visits to Club Risque in tampa on dale mabry a mile or so south of the infamous Mons and 2001. I've had at least three straight visits to this club within the…

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Jack off part 2

If everyone jacks off, then, why are most people afraid of getting caught with their pants down?

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crossword puzzle clue

I was doing the crossword this morning and this was one of the clues: Give a good toss Any ideas?

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holy shit!!!

http://theadvocate.com/news/15699814-123/bill-to-outlaw-stripping-under-21-in-louisiana-advancing-toward-final-passage Strippers and church now that's a fucking concept. First off I get the trafficking thing and its bad and should never happen but raising the age or sending dancers to church wont fix the problem. The fact is, times are…

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What non-sexual act of a dancer makes you wanna spend more with her?

What non-sexual act of a dancer makes you wanna spend more with her? What non-sexual act of a dancer makes you say "no more"? ... I expect wide variety is responses. Including "nothing" I specifically took out "sexual" because there it is usually…

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99% of all guys jack off

And the other 1% are liars

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Meet the Muslim Ex-Porn Star Stripping for Women's Rights

Q. Did you hear about the Muslim party at the strip club? A. It was a blast. https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/meet-the-muslim-ex-porn-star-stripping-for-womens-rights

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Funeral Stippers

Funeral strippers are popular in Taiwan. Would you want strippers at your funeral? https://www.hongkongfp.com/2016/05/07/a-send-off-to-remember-taiwans-funeral-strippers/

New Body Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

My first lineup.

Arrived via cab directly from the border. Driver new exactly what I was talking about. The building is built on a sloping hill. There appear to be two entrances--one downhill, the other up.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas Birthday Trip

Was in Vegas recently for a friend's birthday and had to make a visit (or two) to our favorite club. Called for the limo pickup at midnight and expected a long wait but surprisingly…

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Happy hour

There's no doubt that the facilities here are the best in Birmingham. The fact that it's the only club in town that actually has a kitchen gets more points from me too. I appreciate the…

Love Cabaret (formerly TDs East)

Tucson, Arizona

Coming around

Decided to stop by and give one of my old fav's that had fallen out of favor another shot and it's definitely getting better. There were a few more girls this time and the…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

weekday desire ...

Plenty of parking available. Cover was 10$ with no metal detectors or ID scanning. Bartenders are friendly but tend to push you a lot to buy drinks esp if you sit at the bar and…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Pretty great place!

Easy going girls, good looking and good variety. Pretty nice selection of races including black my favorite . I came in and it was pretty much what youd expect for the type of area. I…

Velvet Touch

Burton, Michigan

Not a club but private dances

Swung by on a Friday afternoon to check it out. This is not a club. It's a jack Shack with a single dancer available for a private Dance. The dance is…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Too expensive

Dropped in here to check it out after driving by 1000 times. Pay the $10 and you get a membership to their sister club, Centerfolds. Nice club physically with a large stage that the girls…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

review

Was in town. Haven't been here in a while. Tip the parking attendant and pay the cover. I like to sit at the corner of the bar near the main stage.…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

good club

we need one of these clubs in america!! There are tons of hot women who are dancing on stage, around you and then those you can take up for a cheap cost. Its easy to…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Perfect 10 can be a 9. Sometimes.

Was in Round Rock area for business and decided to try a new club. Foxxies. It replaced DITS (Down in Texas Saloon). But at 2PM on Tuesday Foxxies was closed. It's a nude BYOB and…

Scores Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Eye candy

I go to Scores somewhat often with my wife. Always lots of young attractive dancers but often tough to get much attention from them. The lap dances are pricey and quite tame but…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Three's Company

I was passing by the western suburbs and decided to stop by PH during shift change. I have to say that the quality of dayshift dancers has declined noticeably since Farrah decided to retire…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Uneven dancers

One of the most popular SCs in Montreal, right in downtown. A "gritty" club, not splashy, but sometimes you just feel like grit! $10 dances, very good contact, and reasonable prices on drinks. But the…

Pandora's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Tuesday at Pandoras

High day cover ($15) except for Tuesdays (7$). BYOB. Fully naked on stage and VIP area. Lazy Valet Parking (u park but pay anyway). Mix of ladies between 4-7s. Mostly hispanic clients - I am…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

Deceitful Plotters

During a recent return from NYC to Philly suburbs on rainy evening, I decided to give this place another visit since it is on my way and I wanted a pit stop. On precious visits,…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Friday Night Missout

I went back to this club on Friday night and it was so different. The vibe was low and there was only one bachelor party this night compared to nights before. However, it started off…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Weekday afternoon fun

Haven't been here for a while so decided to make the long trip to Upland. The parking lot was full and there were a lot of activities in the vicinity. Used a pass to…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Three times and little to complain

Last time was my third time going to this place and it was certainly a fun experience. The place wasn't very busy despite the large amount of cars outside but there was plenty amount of…

Mary's Club

Portland, Oregon

Nice place to look at hot Portland chicks

This is like an old-school burlesque place -- with full nudity. Don't expect extras. In fact don't expect to make physical contact with anything more erotic than a hand. However, if your expectations just involve looking…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

2 visits combined

I have been to Blackjacks twice since my last post. It is my go to club, I live close by and can sneak away from the family from time to time. Not much is…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fun for afternoon

I visited here in the afternoon which I have never done before at that time. It was a long day at work and I needed a diversion. I was surprised to find about 6 dancers…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Great show

Mid afternoon break took a trip to the horse and at first thought it would be a bust all older girls. Then an amazing and friendly gal approached me. We went right to the back…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Doesn't quite live up to its name

I decided to make my first visit to this club based upon the location. It’s sort of centrally located between Round Rock, and North Austin, with Cedar Park to the left and Pflugerville to the…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

ehh, not the best anymore

This place is definitely not what it used to be, if they have 20 girls on their roll call, maybe 5-6 at any given time will be on the floor. The rest are downstairs in…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

ehh, not the best anymore

This place is definitely not what it used to be, if they have 20 girls on their roll call, maybe 5-6 at any given time will be on the floor. The rest are downstairs in…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

The Mecca of ATL

When I walked into Follies after concluding business for the day, I thought I walked into stripper paradise. It was girls, girls girls and more girls. I been to South Carolina, Kentucky and even to…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Lots of dancers in in the club at 12:30ish

Lots of dancers in in the club at 12:30ish. Unfortunately, the vast majority were stiill changing out of their street-clothes in the dressng room. A few did emerge from dressing room to spend no more…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A New Find

I stopped in to see if I could match up with Eva or Shiloh, two of my favs. They were not in and the quality of the ladies was very low! Busy, but…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Boring

First of all. Fuck the directions to this place. It was hard as hell to find. So I pay the 10 dollar cove and walk in. The club has a nice layout bar. On…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Another banner day at the Blue

Whenever I'm in the neighborhood I make it a point to stop at the Blue. To "unwind" before the drive home. As in other recent visits, there were few customers on hand and many of…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I went to this club on a Wednesday night and it was my first time to this club

I went to this club on a Wednesday night and it was my first time to this club. There was maybe around 10-12 girls, not sure may be more. Found about half of them really…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Westminster, California

Library GC in Westminister, Tuesday night

Tues night appears to be 241 two for one dance night. Dances are normally $20. There also appear to be $2 drinks, did not find out what. This was my first visit,…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Underwhelmed

My first time at Perfect 10 was a disappointing experience. It was the early part of the evening with about 50 cars in the lot. Past reviews really built up the club, but…

Tiki Cabaret

High Point, North Carolina

Tiny little dive

This place didn't look like much from the outside. I got in and found that it wasn't much on the inside, either. I got one dance and wish I didn't. The lap dance area was…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Better

I have been going to Atlantis as my good to club in Chicagoland, but decided to try something different. I have had good success at Club390 :(I have reviewed it many times over the…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Re-review of Erotic Cafe

Make sure if you go you don't go too early, you will spend a lot of alone time, more girls seem to come on after 3. My favorites so far are Kat and Kelly, Very…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

A really nice way to spend your money

RAB is a GoGo bar, it is not a Gentlemans Club. The girls are mostly Brazilian and most are pretty hungry for the $$, but they do work for it. You can spend a very…

Rumors

Roxbury, New Jersey

Too much hustle here

I've not been here i a long while, but figured I give it a shot again. For my money, mistake. The drinks are over priced, the music is not what I like. The girls were…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Should have known better

Dear God, I don't know why I made the mistake of entering this place again, but I am fucking done with it after my most recent visit. Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon because I…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I was in the area so I decided to pass by and check it out

I was in the area so I decided to pass by and check it out. Haven't been to this club in awhile. Entry fee was $15 during the day and the drink is no longer…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

MBOT on a Wednesday night

So I was in SF for work and decided to hit up some of the local clubs. I hadn't been to MBOT in a long time and decided to check it out to see…

Main Attraction

Camp Pendleton South, California

Some hot chicks, low mileage

This club is just off of the 5 in Oceanside and easy to get to. It's next door to a hotel if you get too smashed to drive. Lots of cops in the area so…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Gold Club probably best club for eye candy in SF

In SF for work and decided to sample the local clubs instead of sitting in the hotel room. After an average experience at the O'Farrell Theater the night before, I decided to hit up…

Dames n' Games

Van Nuys, California

Been to this place a couple of times, mostly for the boxing and UFC fights which gets pretty crowded

Been to this place a couple of times, mostly for the boxing and UFC fights which gets pretty crowded. But I stop by on a Monday afternoon, pretty chill vibe not too crowded. Went to…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY

If you like twerking and big booty strippers, this is the place for you. I went in on a tuesday, they had a $2 entry, i like daytimes because its less busy and you can…

Club Nikki's

Belmont, North Carolina

Closed for renovations

A female friend ajd I wanted to let loose from a 6 day work week and she wanted to go to nikkis. I was cool with that since I havent been to nikkis in a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Wild

This place is wild, I will party here but not work here !! As a dancer I can pick and choose my battles and you can definitely have a LOT of fun here, throw money…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

good looking girls but hard to get a drink

Stopped by after work on a Saturday around 8ish. Some good looking girls here good drink price that last till 9 only 3$ for a beer can't complain About that! The only problem is sitting…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

fun time

I came in on a Saturday afternoon. The first girl to get me to the back called herself Rider. (Cute) She had big hard fake titties. She uncovered them during the dance. She was very…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Lower end club dont expect too much

This place is light on customers for the most part, so there is plenty of attention available if u want it. I like that its not too crowded.If u just want to relax and watch…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

I like this Bar (club)

I have been here quite a few times over the past several months. I like it and VIP hostess likes me too. Tipping 50 to her helps I am sure. Most girls are 6 to…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Too many VIP tables in main area.

Went on a Friday night with my wife. They seated us at the first table near the front door in the main area. Over half of the tables in the main area are…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Ok not great but it's open till 4am

Not a lot to say for this club. Door fee is $10 but you can prepay for a VIP 30 min dance for 90 at the door. Otherwise it costs 110. Girls here are 3,…

Fantasy's Island Gentlemen's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

No no, no

Located next to a truck stop. Walked in $5 cover. One overweight dancer on stage. Stage was decent size and there were only 4 other customers in there all sitting at the bar. Only one…

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Self-Service in Strip Club Bathroom

This may be too explicit: For those of us who are happy enough getting grinding lap-dances without anything more than that, has anyone out there ever felt the need to jerk it in the bathroom in between getting some really good…

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There are over 540 million firearms in circulation

That is one for every 12 people.... The only quesion is, how do we arm the other 11?

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What the hell is gluten?

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Ever Had Sex with a Married Civie Woman?

I'm not talking about married strippers who do OTC all the time, I'm talking about a married non-stripper (co-worker, neighbor, friend's friend, etc) who was bored/angry/frustrated with her relationship and was looking to have a little fun. Have any of…

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Juice has a new favorite nail polish for dancers

https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2016/05/06/finger-lickin-good-manicure-kfc-flavored-nail-polish-launches/

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Ass spanking

Does smacking dat ass come standard for LDs? Is it considered more a VIP thing? I've had girls who seem to dig it during LDs. And I've had girls tell me if have to go VIP to do it. I mean, obviously…

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What's up with the whale avatars?

Is there a secret TUSCL whale club?

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MILF - Who Is Your Favorite?

I'd have to go with Jamie Lee Curtis in the movie "True Lies" with the Arnolds. I know, today she's a GILF, which is even a little too old for me. There are several MILFy porn stars which I…

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Couple new pics :)

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San Antonio clubs.

There are a lot of clubs in this city. Wonder what you guys would recommend for a good time. UHM is always a plus or ITC/OTC action is also a plus. Just trying to plan a trip. thanks

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The greatest night

What's the greatest night you ever had in a strip club? What made it so great? Any stories that involve taking a shit, eating any form of chicken, or wearing a suit, don't count. Here's mine: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=31393

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ATF Says I need to do More for Her

Funny. I had it the other way around. ITC and OTC, I spoil the shit out of her and she knows it. There's a long line wanting to take her place and I'd get twice the mileage,…

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As Louisiana lawmakers advance stripper age limit of 21, one wishes for way to '

http://www.theneworleansadvocate.com/news/15699814-123/bill-to-outlaw-stripping-under-21-in-louisiana-advancing-toward-final-passage

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Arabs in Dearborn Strip Clubs

Dearborn, MI, has a large Arab /Muslim community and 3 strip clubs. Here's a story from an Arab voice. I'll make only one joke: Q What is the difference between a Muslim stripper and a Christian stripper? A…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Three day composite review

This review actually covers three separate visits made to Players Club in the last three weeks. First visit was a Thursday night, two weeks ago (April 21st), 7:45-10pm, 14-16 dancers Second on Friday, April 29, 8:15-9:45pm, 18…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Dayshift

I stopped by the blue moon during the day shift which I have been unable to do for a very long while. There were about 8 girls on shift and there was a steady stream…

Oval Office Gentlemen's Club

Green Bay, Wisconsin

Nice club in a descent area-I will go back.

I saw their billboards around and I didn't have anything going on. I'm glad I stopped by. The club has a large parking lot and no valet which is a big bonus. The entrance is…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Good times

The day shift a Bourbon Street is the best it has been for a long time. The VIP has become much more liberal in intimacy and mutual touching. You will not be serviced like at…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Local dive bar

On my way back from Jersey, decided I needed a couple of beers and to see some nice t&a. This used to be a very popular club 10-15 years ago, and my have the mighty…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

castaways

Ok place. The value is great the place itself is odd at best. On entering the club you ither pass through the porn shop or through the barely marked front door. Parking is okay but…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

Good place with pretty ladies

I visited 6pm, no $10 cover before 7pm. Valet is $7. The service are warm and friendly. No smoking allowed, so i can only smoke in rest room or outside. $20 charge for going in VIP…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

One of the best

The Men's Club of Houston is simply one of the best strip clubs in America. The place is very nice and you feel safe. The women? 10's across the board. Now, it's…

Beer Barrel Restaurant & Lounge

Merrillville, Indiana

No More Dances

No more dances at Beer Barrel. Bar is a straight SPORTS BAR now. NO GIRLS, the "private" lap dance area has been removed. The owner has upgraded the bathroom, added six large…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Back to Spearming Rhino

Visited Spearmint Rhino a week ago on a Saturday night. It was surprisingly expensive for entrance - I think $50. There were so many beautiful girls there so I didn't mind too much.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

pluses and minuses

Well let me start off with the (good) pluses: lots of girls, but quality has dropped a tad (when the club lighting goes way down, then you know why), got three VIP room dancers…

Pure Ultra Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Nice club if you have money to spend

The club is easy to find. It's right off the highway. Security frisks you before you can enter. $5 cover. It looks like there is a full bar available. I had a $5 coke.…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Nice place

I enjoyed the place. First time for me. Some of the girls were really sexy. I enjoyed one named trinity. She was a cool girl. I'll definitely go back soon. I like the seating, as…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

A slow club

Living in Athens for months, I just started to try toppers. Till this moment, I visited toppers three times, all near midnight. Once at the weekend, once on Monday and the third on a Thursday. The…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Relax and enjoy yourself

This is the second best strip club I have ever been to in the world. The best is in London on kingsway rd, you'll never find it. Great looking friendly girls, as the…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Don't know what all the hype is about

Lots of people talk about this place, been there twice. Nothing perticularly memorable, I guess the advantage is that I felt I could have taken any of the girls home but did meet one…

Charlie's Angels

Spitalfields, England

Small expensive club

This is near one of the most posh club in London called club Whites. May be that's the reason the owner considers his club to be top notch. The size of club is very small,…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Bucket list trip

Well damn. Finally was able to knock this off the bucket list, and tried to go with other reviewers' advice ("Don't settle for the first beauty you see, cause there's probably another one coming…

JB's Gentlemens Club

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Same Old JBs

Reading back over the boards here I am struck by how many of the reviews include something along the lines of "I shouldn't have" or "against my better judgement". Well, here is another: I went…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Worth going...

I went on May, 4, 2016. I arrived around 7:00pm. There was a $7 cover charge. Once I sat at the bar, I counted 6-8 dancers. All black women. There were three of interest…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

A Pleasant Surprise

This club is really cool. The music will blow you away.. Classic Rock! They don't play any rap or ghetto music. You notice this right away when you enter the club.…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Hottest dancers in the area

Was staying in the Double Tree about a month ago and noticed this place right next door. How could I pass up that kind of convenience? I have tried several of the Salem area clubs, and…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Saturday Visit

Stopped in last Saturday, wasn't busy with about 8-10 customers. This place hasn't changed in ages, still dark and drab, rectangular bar surrounding the two pole stage. Like its décor, it seems like the same…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

Probably better options

Went here on a Saturday around 11pm. Bar itself is as others describe...pretty dimly and smoky with 2 platforms with poles enclosed by bar. The girls walk around on the inside of the…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Blush IV: A New Hope

Okay, I had given up hope on this place after previous visits (you can read my reviews to see why), but a buddy talked me into it after a trip to the casino. I…

The Landing Strip

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Just ok.

Dropped in on a Friday night to check this place out. The inside was not as bad as escapades used to be but not night trips either. It seems as if this club has taken…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Friday Night Visit

This visit was on a Friday at about 8pm until about 10 PM. The club was crowded. And there were about 20-25 girls there. The ratio seemed reasonable. My friend and I each got a couple of…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Out Late

I use this place for a cold beer and to check out a little sports on TV to get away from life to take a break. Out of 10 girls on you can be lucky…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Always reliable

If you like WOC you should like this place. It can be a bit difficult to find if you don't know where to look, as it is down a flight of stairs…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Awful

If it's possible for a place to be even more barren than my soul, that place would be the Jewel Box. I walked in downstairs, and there were two girls...a 4 dancing, and a…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Time of Day Matters

I went into this club on a Friday at about 11pm. It was a few weeks back, the last weekend in April. There were a variety of girls. Most were very mediocre.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Saturday afternoon visit

Stopped back at the EB a few weeks ago for a visit. I dont live in the area anymore but I always make a point of stopping in whenever I'm in town. Nothing much different…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Showplace visit

It was a rainy Saturday night, so figured I would stop by showplace for a quick visit. Went in around 10 pm, it was dark inside. Before I even made it 3 steps into the…

Cloud 9

Abilene, Texas

Cloud 9 4/21/2016

Cloud 9 4/21/2016 When I got to Cloud 9 it was about 7:30. The bartender said girls on the way, so I said I'll pay the $10 cover when they get here.q Club has had…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

Nicer than I expected

I stopped in on a Friday evening with a couple buddies from work. The place is nice and pretty clean. There were 5 or 6 girls on when we got there and we just parked…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Get what you pay for

Went on a Friday evening right after the evening shift change. There were approximately 8 girls on the shift of various body sizes and ethnicities. Most had real breasts, one had an obvious…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Brad's still the best in Indy

Went to Brad's yet again when visiting Indy. The physical aspects of the club (aside from the girls) has gotten better in recent years, and seems to be maintained. No chairs are ripped/overly worn, the…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Good olde.

Hit one of my old fàvs while out on a ripper. Three clubs and three AMPs in an 18 hour binge. Man you gotta let loose once in awhile. This place is usually pretty…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Always a good time

I've been here many times while in the area and it never disappoints. They have some nights which are better than others but it's by far the best overall club I've been to. There's always…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Oreo cookie

Was in the area with some time to kill, so decided to check JR's out. Small parking lot in front. Two Gentlemen greeted me in entrance hall and explained how the place worked.…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Need to go on a hopping night.

So this was the first stop of the night. I had heard that the club wasn't that great except late nights and Fri/Sat. No matter, I wanted to check this place out and…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Midday Return

I haven't been here in a while, so I figured I'd swing in and see what's going on. A LOT of new faces, really, all of them. Notable faces: Angel, Armani, Crystal, and Lena. Angel…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Surprisingly Good Visit

Had a very interesting visit here the last time I was out clubbing. I hit up a three clubs in one night, and BDDs was the second of three stops. I should have…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Keep on Going Back

So after a solid visit to BDDs, I rolled over to this club with a six pack of beer. After 2 AM, they can't even pour your beer, so you just have to buy…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Vivid Dead

I had not been in this building since it was Caligula's. I'm sorry I went in today (May 6, 2016). The place sets new standards for tackiness (and, in the world of strip clubs, that's…

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Whales

Shit in the oceans. Quit making our oceanwater your shitter. Go to McD's you may like it better. You can eat a salad there

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OT: Boyfriend Gets 25 Years For Girlfriends Death

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/05/05/prom-death-boyfriend-sentenced/83959950/ I just have one question. Why the fuck is a 20 year old going to a prom? She was 17 (for the record). I couldn't get out of high school quick enough after I graduated, I don't think a…

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OT: The Most Iconic Album Cover of All-Time

I saw a post on Facebook today and someone made a list of the 58 most iconic album covers of all time. Why 58? I dunno. It was such a horrible list, I won't even share the link.…

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funny

the first 30 seconds or so are quite funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt5ICq0Mzdc

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Why is Follies on my bucket list?

Follies seems to be the most referenced club in this chat forum so I put visiting it on my bucket list. In 2 sentences or less, why am I right to have it on the list?

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TUSCL invitation for Chris Mathews

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/msnbc-chris-matthews-caught-hot-mic-ogling-melania-234330269.html Seems pretty much like the typical tuscler, older, very vocal, unabashed (alledgedly) can enjoy a fine glass of Melania (eww) strut down the walk way....and I'm pretty sure he's married. Bet you he'd be a ball to have at the…

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Would you defend a whore?

If a stripper was man handled in front of me, I would interfere. I can't help it. If my sweetie was ever physically harmed, I would fuck that person up one way or another. I'm no Clint Eastwood, but that's…

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ITC Radius To You (Questionnaire)

A lot of people on here complain that extras simply aren't available where they live. So I am going to post a question. "How many of you live within an hours drive of a club where you can easily get…

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LA nights

I'll be in LA starting tonight till Sunday to take care of some business. Tonight will be my only chance to hit up some strip clubs. I'm in the mood for some black booty tonight. I'm looking for the best…

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Heart of Gold?

When I was just a boy, my mother told me more than once that prostitutes have hearts of gold. I expect this may have come from the fact that when she was growing up Grandpa owned a bar among…

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Extras sign?

When a girl does the blowjob thing over your pants, is that a sign that she wants to suck your dick in VIP?

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Tinder Funny

So out of town, browsing Tinder for something to do and I have been noticing a trend. Young girls looking for sugar daddies. One had a hilarious line: "Tinder: It's all fun and games until I end up…

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Convictions upheld for men who helped strippers rob a traveling businessman

Only strippers could come up with this plan for a robbery. "The victim, who was on a business trip to Greensboro, visited Christie’s Cabaret at 4016 W. Wendover Ave. There he met 24-year-old dancer Jessica Salinas. The man spent the majority…

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Best Indy strip club for wife?

We've never tried the local Indianapolis clubs but the wife loves going in Vegas, and wants to get some lap dances in a club around these parts. Which venues around here would be best to take the wife to? This will be…

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Blow jobs are free

If you walk over there https://youtu.be/5yyUzlj2d4w

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You people can't handle the truth

some of you idiots appear to doubt the fact that I sold prince his first assless purple suit and the fact that my father pushed jimmie hendrix too purchase a guitar rather than a ukelele. my family really has had…

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Nightlife Guide: Dancing for the Derby

I've heard the Thorobred Lounge has some real nags. http://www.leoweekly.com/2016/05/dancing-for-the-derby/

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Man arrested in strip club parking lot for drugs

"A person driving by on Northwest Cache Road just before 11 a.m. Tuesday saw a man passed out in his vehicle and called police to check on him. When they arrived, they woke up the driver, Nasharo Creepingbear, and patted…

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Vegas Strip Clubs See Tough Times

http://vegasseven.com/2016/05/04/tough-times-vegas-strip-clubs/

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Pompano Beach

Hi fellas, I'm planning a summer holiday to pompano beach and been doing some research. It sounds like the clubs are majority Latin (Cuba, Columbia, etc). Can anyone recommend clubs in the area that also have some Asian and Caucasian…

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Topless Colombian pole dancer Natalia Gomez

Here is a short video of Natalia Gomez: http://www.soho.com.co/soho-tv/multimedia/natalia-gomez--bailarina-de-pole-dance/40512 who is described as "sin duda, la bailarina de Pole Dance más espectacular de Colombia".

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Fort McMurray Is Burning

Anyone hear from that old timer that use to get his dick wet in the tar sands?

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North Carolina Club visit recommendations - Greensboro, Charlotte, Fayetteville

Heading down to NC in 10 days. Probably staying in Greensboro or Charlotte Saturday night then the rest of week near Fayetteville (golf trip). What are best clubs to visit? Don't need to be extras clubs, but places with…

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Wed. Shadowcat Report

As of Wed. night Shadowcat is still in ICU and, according to his daughter, will probably be there until Friday. On Tuesday she said he was in a lot of pain, which is certainly understandable given the length of his…

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That's when the whores show up

I was talking to a dancer who always works dayshift. She was getting ready to go, and she said, "I always leave by 7PM. That's when the whores show up." I found this a little confusing because I've fucked…

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One new article posted

Have not read it yet myself

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Would it be awkward

To get dances from a TUSCL dancer? Would you behave w/ her as you would with an unknown dancer or would you modify your normal PL behavior and be on your best behavior? I like VHM dances and I'm very handsy when…

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Kasich pulls out.

I guess the cluster fuck is over Trump is not the presumptive nominee, He is the Nominee!

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Influenced by a dancer?

Have any of you visited a club and/or have plans of visiting a club specifically to meet a dancer on TUSCL? I'm trying to see how I can get to Detroit in the near future to meet Nina. I think she's…

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this should be fun:

Now that we are in the home stretch, was Obama the black Jimmy Carter? or was Jimmy Carter the white Obama? Discuss.

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The Shit List

This is for Crazy Joe. I found this someplace and I just felt it should be shared with the rest of you shitheads. The Shit List The Ghost Shit The kind where you feel shit come out, see shit on…

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Ladies - What ever happened to "thank you"

I just posted a review which was critical of a dancer that I tipped $10 on stage and never saw her again. I think I was one of two tips for her set. Also read another review in NC…

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An Experiment

I know this sounds weird. But weed works in mysterious ways. I'm conducting an experiment. I'm not going to look at any porn. I'm not sure how long this will last. It's been five days so far. I'm…

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Cough

Any of you ever went to the SC at the tail end of your cold or even when you knew you freshly had just started a cold? What about the dancer coughing on you? How did you feel…

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Cruz has dropped out of the primary, and Trump is the presumptive nominuee

Well shit

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P4P or companionship?

Just curious about preferences. I had a neighbor who was a pro, but we hung out and partied quite a bit. I never had a cash arrangement, but we did hook up a time or three. She…

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Which celebrities would you want to see in a sex tape?

Here's an interesting hypothetical question: Which three celebrity women would you want to see in a celebrity sex tape?

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Detroit summer meetup: details on date and clubs

As is always the case there is no consensus on the meetup date, so some won't get the date(s) they want. Nevertheless, from the comments and PMs, there appears to be a preference for the June dates over the…

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SPLOOGE

It's what: Juice does when he looks at backpage on his cellphone What LDK does in his pants What 4got does when you talk about dirty butts What Hotstuff does when you talk about Ryan Reynolds What Crazyjoe does on your car…

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Mother's Day

What do you plan on doing for your hard working family woman dancers for Mother's Day?

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Would a $150 donut this tempt you at all?

It's a six-inch rose petal donut filled with cream and a spicy ginger-jalapeno margarita jelly, covered in a sweet tequila frosting, and then finally topped off with sheets of edible silver and platinum. http://gothamist.com/2016/04/29/burn_it_down.php I'd consider trying it since the proceeds go…

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How Crazyjoe rode a dirt bike once he woke up

https://youtu.be/nlN7dc8-Qa8

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TUSCL theology is ace!

"Isn't lusting after flesh a sun?" "I'm a Reformed Universal Calvinist that is Liberal" "Oh...well then party on and ignore my other comments" "I believe that Christ died for the sins of the world and that believer and non believe will enter the…

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Prosecutor reviews warrant for Keith Appling

Basketball player arrested at Pantheon strip club with loaded AK-47. Was he going after Rech? http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/wayne-county/2016/05/02/report-cops-arrest-msu-appling/83846876/

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Kate Upton and Justin Verlander are engaged

I'm heartbroken. How could Kate walk out on our imaginary romance? http://pagesix.com/2016/05/02/kate-upton-and-justin-verlander-are-engaged/

History of Strip Club Guides, Part 1: The Pre-Internet Era

Those of us old enough to have voted for Bush I, or maybe Clinton I probably recall a time when scouting out strip clubs was a random hit or miss proposition. There was no Tuscl (or else wasn't known to you yet, or were not so quick to jump on the PC bandwagon.) The few published guides out there were not widely available. The following is a chronicle of one mongers (me) nearly 2 decades of my pre-Tuscl days of navigating through the strip club world. Word of mouth, Yellow Pages, Newspaper Ads, and Published Directories are covered along with examples on how they were helpful, or useless. WORD OF MOUTH This is the oldest method, but can still be useful. Main…

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crazy Joe washes his dad's car

https://youtu.be/rWkeXu_4v7s

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Me Playing poker on videotaping

Just pretend this guy is fat and it will be me to the T lol https://youtu.be/ZVJWtJjX-xY Gambling up cash for the titty bar

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Laptop, pad, phone all for under $1k...

Love my new toys

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Crazyjoe rides his dirt bike through the house and in the pool

https://youtu.be/BV9EIsUT9no

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Demanding she washes her pussy !!!

Maybe I'm weird but OTC or ITC I always demand that they go wash their pussy Hell I wash my dick off in between fuckin different bitches I just feel like it's the correct thing to do How u ppl feel ?

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When you're too much of a regular

Went to the local hole for happy hour, no other customers besides me. The bartender just asked "how many today?" Stripper in the stool next to me gabbing away with the bartender. No music and nobody is getting on stage.…

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Trivia question: how do you get the stripper?

You're in an extras club that you rarely visit. The little head demands satisfaction this evening, and of course he must be obeyed. But there's not one dancer that turns you on. What a slow night. Just as…

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Strippers and phones

(in my best Seinfeld voice) What's the deal with strippers and their phones? You would think a stripper would take care of her phone the way a realtor takes care of her car: It's not her chief asset, but it's essential…

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Shadowcat update (addition)

Thanks to everyone who has wished Shadowcat a speedy recovery. I am sure Shadowcat will appreciate all of the support from everyone on TUSCL. He will enjoy reading these messages once he is feeling better. …

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why I like Crazy Joe

Shit

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Strip clubs can be so shady

I was at my go-to black dive on Su afternoon - mixed-drinks are $5 on dayshift and floor-dances are always $5. So the DJ at various times in the afternoon announces a "special" - he sez "special - 2 drinks and…

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Why do I love Juice ?

I'm entertaining I'm comical I'm Sinful I'm Spiritual I'm Da Mane

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Telephone privacy

Last week I brought my ATF to a facility for drug detox. I stopped at a convenience store so she could get quarters for the pay phone inside the place. She was gone about 6 or 7 minutes and when…

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Follies Hangover

So you'd think after the day I had yesterday I wouldn't need to go to a strip club for another decade, funny thing is my body is feining for another fix. I'm going out to a local hole. No I…

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Shadowcat update

Last night while preparing for his hospital visit, Shadowcat asked me to post an update on his surgery whenever the information became available. It is 5:30 pm in Atlanta and his daughter just called me to fill me in on…

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What does it mean to be an ass man?

I always thought it meant you like big asses.

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Why do I like shadowcat

I've met him and we've spent several afternoons at Columbia, SC's Platinum Plus and at Follies in Atlanta. He has been someone memorable to know, always has interesting stories about strip club life. He's a great guy, I am…

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OT: For my hip hop heads

Rapper Drake just released his new album "Views" the other day. He's probably the most popular rapper today. This album is getting a lot of hype, they're saying it's gonna sell a million copies in its first week. I haven't…

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fake tits vs fake ass

Which do you hate worse? Which one generally looks worse?

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Amateur Night/Wet T Shirt Events in Texas

Anyone know of some good amateur action in Texas? Wet T Contests, Amatuer Nights, etc?

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Oooo, bad news being a male of this kind of spider

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/scientists-stunned-find-giant-female-7873265#rlabs=1%20rt$category%20p$2 Arachnologist Dr Matjaz Gregoric, a research associate at the Scientific Research Centre of the Slovenian Academy of Sciences and Arts said: "Several clades [groups] of spiders whose females evolved giant sizes are known for extreme sexual behaviours such as sexual…

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VinceMichaels is at a Strip Club Today

Looks like Vince has some free time today. If you guys didn't know he's an elementary school phys-ed teacher. http://www.freep.com/story/news/education/2016/05/02/detroit-teacher-sick-out-closes-67-schools/83813704/

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finding out your fav strippers are famous OTC, unexpected real life identities

There will be no posting of links to IG since I might as well post a selfie of myself with my DL on TUSCL. At my urban ratchet SC, of all the dancers I've ID on facebook/IRL, they all fall into…

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Kind of a long story....but arent they all :-) Update number 3

For those that have read my previous 2 accounts of m ITC with my DS I thought I would provide an update. As you may know from my previous writings things went well with both visits but the first…

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Detroit summer meetup: Time to choose a date

Here are two possible date ranges for a summer Detroit meetup. I've provided dates for Thursday thru Saturday because I'm planning to be in Detroit for those three evenings. I'm free to club with anybody who wants to…

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Quick guide to eating pussy

If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin' If it tastes like trout, get the fuck out

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Shadowcat surgery

By the time most of your read this I should be in recovery for cancer surgery. I have to be at Emory Hospital in Atlanta at 5:30 to have surgery to remove gum cancer and lymph nodes in my neck.…