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Contact and Clothing Rules

What are the rules for lap dance contact and the rules about how little girls can wear in Maryland? Answers for every state would be nice, but specifically Maryland

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Fruit

No this isn't about SJGuy although he fully qualifies as a fruit and a nut. I'm speaking of the fruit that grows on trees. I love that stuff especially this time of year when the supermarkets are overflowing with fruit.…

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NBA Superteams

What the fuck is happening? It's funny the NBA tried to stop Superteams from happening a few years back and now they're letting it go full force. Yes we all know about Golden State, but have you seen what San Antonio…

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Fuck ! She has a Apple

Fuck. The girl wasa beautiful. She was also funny and great to talk to. And then she swallowed a drink a bought her and I noticed that she had a fucking Adam's Apple. Fuck!! So I fucked her

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Miami Stripper Attempts To Bribe Her Way Out Of Speeding Ticket On Camera

http://theinterrobang.com/miami-stripper-attempts-bribe-way-speeding-ticket-camera/

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Emerging from the jungle

Emerging from the Central American jungle after a month of searching for the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, I return to find TUSCL has changed: 1. Dougster is back 2. JS69 is strangely quiet 3. SJG is writing short posts However,…

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The men that ask for extras

they get on my nerves and I wish I had a slime bucket hanging from the club ceiling ready to spill on someone anytime they asked for some extras.

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Talent upgrade

Finally stopped in since it reopened from the short closer. It might be that I don't normally visit on a Saturday night, but what a difference in talent!! I mean better looking looking and…

Candyland

Atlanta, Georgia

nice remodel

Okay. Well they have remodeled this club. And let me start by saying as far as appearance this place is phenomenal. VIP are phenomenal. And the club had definitely stepped it up.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Happy Hour Fun

Decided one Wednesday afternoon to visit this SC. Went around 6 PM to take advantage of the happy hour admission of $5. I like this joint because dances are counted by machines and the drink…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens went from good to terrible waste of time

I went in Tuesday night with high hopes. It was hit and miss the last couple of visits. I should have saved my money. The only dancers were a shaven headed middle age bar fly,…

Cajun Club

Houlton, Wisconsin

Low expectations for Sunday and Monday nights

I have been to the Cajun numerous times. It can be a great atmosphere on busier nights such as Thursday's and weekends but it's always a coin toss on the slow nights. You would think…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Best trip in a while

This is about a trip I made two weeks ago, and it was the best in a long time. All of the afternoon dancers were attractive, I'd say 7 or better. I tried two of…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

True Gentleman's Club

My trip to Spearmint Rhino in Lexington was a true mind altering event. My experience with strip/gentleman's clubs prior were plain in comparison to my experience in just one night there. The dancers…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Never disappointed

This club is not as fancy as some other Vegas clubs, no need to name them. But it has everything you need to spend a good time. I arrived around 11pm and the club was…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

Stopped in for breakfast

I have seen signs for this place often while driving on 75 and decided to stop in for breakfast. It wa a $3 cover to get in. At the time I was there there…

The New Pink Slip

East St. Louis, Illinois

Careful saying no at the Pink Slip

The Pink Slip slip is in a very sketchy area of Illinois called East St. Louis. Being Mr. ESL myself, I thought i should try it out. The parking is typical for the area.…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Not much change, but still a fun place to visit

I've been there several times over the years, and little has changed as far as the building. But, it is still reasonably comfortable and clean. Dancers perform on a stage enclosed by the…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Survive the infantry, enjoy the reserves

So I was attacked when I walked through the door of this place. Two hustlers took me by both arms within a second of walking through the door. I hadn't been to LD before, and…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Where SWs go to die

After hitting this spot up a few Fridays back, I completely understand why they charge for parking as well as a cover. There's about a zero chance any of these ladies inside are making any…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

good value for your dollar

a good mixture of ladies....all backgrounds ... some are goody two shoes no extras... others will do all you ask for a price....many covered bjs....staff are good.. watresses are not pushy you may…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Few dancers but got a lot of value

There were about 4-5 dancers when I got there on Thursday afternoon about 2PM. It was a slow so I took my time and danced with 3 of the girls to see which one would…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Lappers are WAY too expensive

The best part about Scores is the location, right off of 83 -- but there are other good parts. The service is fast, it's clean and posh, the girls are pretty good. The lap dances…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Monday Madness at XTC

I usually visit on Sunday or Tuesday for $10 dances. Decided to try Monday for the $5 craziness. Definitely too good to be true. The dancers won't do much for $5 and really can't blame…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

BBF 2016

This is a review for Brad's Brass Flamingo from Saturday, June 25. It was time for the annual visit to BBF in Indianapolis. I arrived at approximately 8pm, and it was relatively empty for a…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Not what it once was...

I used to love this club, but now the mileage has gone down and it isn't the same experience it was a few years ago. The lap dances have gotten more expensive (30 bucks for…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

OK but not great during the day

I have visited four times. Environment Club is located in southeast Indy on Southeast Avenue. Great naming. It is about 30 minutes from the airport or 10 mins from where 495 meets 70. It has an industrial…

Centerfold

Springfield, Missouri

Damn Good Steak

Went here on a Friday around dinner time with a buddy because we were told that this place had the best steaks in town. It had a cheap $5 cover and there was plenty of…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Gone downhill over the last year

I moved to Austin a year ago and quickly fell in love with P10. The women were gorgeous, friendly and the waitstaff were attentive without being pushy. Fast forward a year later and management has…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Surprised by all the natural busty ladies

As soon as I walked in, I saw her on stage and knew She was the one I'd be bringing to the VIP very soon. It was about 3pm the day before July 4 holiday,…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

Brooklyn Tour

Went to this club after the Pink Slip which is just a short walk away. This club is bigger and brighter than many of the other clubs in the immediate area. The girls are about…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Hosting a party table has its perks

Heading out of town from a party the night before, I was still a little toasted when getting in Pantheon at 1pm on July 4. Took a few minutes to draw attention my way but…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Getting better

I've been to Paradizios at times after Vic's has closed. This review is a compilation of two visits in the afternoon. My normal stop if Vic's, but they have been slow in the early afternoon.…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

disappointed

To be honest, this is strip club for name sake. Ofcourse there is no cover charge( i donno abt valet as i got there in uber), but a mandatory drink. The girls are lazy damn…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Nice Time at Mardi Gras

This is my second visit to Mardi Gras. Personally, I really like this club as it's dark but not real dark where you can't see anything. We were there as a visiting buddy wanted…

The Chase Lounge

Dover, Delaware

Nothing Special

I stopped by on a week day evening. No cover. A few guys inside playing pool but for the most part the place was empty. Maybe 4 dancers working. I sat at the bar and…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

One of the better clubs in Philly

This is a usual club for me. Its overall quiet during the days, which is good, and pretty laid back. It isn't in the best of neighborhoods, but not bad either. Its…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

A nice club to visit

I arrived in the middle of the afternoon on a weekday (Tuesday). I paid my cover and went to sit over to the side at a table that happened to be by the…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Reasonable place for a beer and some visual stimulation

I decided to stroll into the Lucky Devil lounge on a Sunday afternoon for a couple of beers after work. I've been here many times, but never have reviewed this place. It has an ample parking…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good Time at the Rhino

We called and scheduled a pick up for approximately an hour later. The driver called about 15 minutes out and again as he was pulling into the hotel. I appreciate the effort. We were the…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Nice place to hang out but dancers are all over the map

I enjoy hanging out at Blush, especially now that they have added a Sports Bar. A tip: Go to the Sports Bar and buy a drink or two and take that receipt downstairs.…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Quick Stop at TJ

I had a quick stop at TJ's. This is not the famous Tijuana but the club in Stanton as I had about an hour to kill. It was pretty slow when I was…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Killing Time on 4th July Weekend

Saw this place on my way back to the rental car return and as I had some time to kill before my flight decided to stop in. As others have said not in the…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Consistently the best in CT

I stop in here every couple months and was last there last week. I always do weekday afternoons. There is always at least one or two very hot women working and many of…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

afternoon visit

IT WAS LUNCH TIME I decided to stop in for lunch the parking lot need work upon entering the club is dark you need to let your eyes a just menus are on the bar…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

Not Next Door

I made my first visit to the Glass Slipper on a Friday Night, hoping that the busy time would make for a good time. As many others pointed out, Glass Slipper is right next…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This won't show up.

This place has become my "go to" club when I want to kick back. Anyway, there appears to be some changes lately. The entrance fee after 7 pm is 10.00, I thought it…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Price Heavy

I made a huge huge mistake by visiting here after a few drinks on a day I got a great paycheck. I experienced a lot of what Centerfolds had to offer, but left that…

Sue's Rendezvous II

Mount Vernon, New York

Asses Wobbling and Friendly Vibe

Fantastic place to come and spend multiple fistfuls of ones, This was one of the first places that I learned where walking around, tipping multiple ones to girls for a prolonged amount of time in…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

Ashlyn is the Best

If you want the best time at Big Al's, find Ashlyn. She'll give you orgasm as good as sex during lap dances, which doesn't happen very often. And she is fun to talk to. In…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Some new talent...but hard to break the ice

What is it with some Maryland clubs...? This is an update/check-in review. I don't go to this club often because it isn't as good as it was in years past, but when the spirit moves me…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Been to this place a few...

Been to this place a few times, and again this past weekend. Never very packed when I've been there, but always plenty of dancers. Usually have a girl come and sit with me…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Decent time at the Body

I just got back to Miami after moving away 6 years ago. I decided to visit this club that I remembered was called Club Secrets. I had a few good times with a few dancers…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Trust your gut...

I have been to this club many a times, so i can give you the run down on it. Its right in between like a metro pcs and a petsbarn on the shiesty part of…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Good Time at Bachelor Party

Full disclosure...I have not been to a lot of strip clubs. With that out of the way, I had a lot of fun at the Foxy Lady. The bachelor party I was with got a…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

My memories of this place are...

My memories of this place are hazy because a) the drinking that occurred beforehand, b) the smoke and lighting that provided a photoshop-like effect on the dancers, c) the fact that my girlfriend was indulging…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

horrible

Visited on a Thursday. Pool parking lot was somewhat empty. I get to the door and they charge for parking and cover???? The place was basically empty. About two guys at the bar and a…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Be Careful Guys

This club is a nice place girls seems <-- to be very friendly but some of them are thieves. I was getting a private dance and this young lady asked me to empty my pockets…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Not the best, not the worst

Visited Wacko's first on a Friday afternoon. The club was fairly full, which I assume was for the 2 for 1 drink specials. They also have a full menu, and apparently a lunch buffet. My…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Didn't live up to the hype.

I came here for a bachelor party on a Thursday night. Everyone had mentioned how this was the place in Atlanta. When we first walked in, it looked great. The place was nice with several…

Ambers Pub and More

Shelbyville, Kentucky

Bogus

I was in Shelbyville on Saturday about 6:00 pm so I thought I would check this place out. I now know why I am the first to review this club. It does not exist, at…

Electric Monkey Gentlemen's Club

Paducah, Kentucky

New Club

I decided to check out the new club in the paducah area tonight. Technically, it is not a new club really. Just a reincarnation of the old Purple Building club that was there a few…

CityScapes (formerly Rouge)

New York, New York

not bad at all

First off the place was dead when I walked in. There were 2 other customers. An ultra rich guy in a suit and jag, obviously he had the attention of the hottest girl in the…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Not a bad place, just don't expect an eyeful

So I come from a state where you don't get much to look at due to legal reasons. When I go out of town I like to see how the other half lives so I…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

OK - Detroit has its own definition of "strip" club.

Nice club but typical of "upscale gentlemen's clubs" with the over the top shiny, velvety, kind of décor. Parked with the valet, was well treated by the security team/management sat at the bar, ordered…

Club Pro

Vaughan, Ontario

Visit

So after a very, very long time since my last visit to Pro, I decided to stop by for a drink and to see what it's like today. The inside has changed but one…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Visit from Tasha Reign

The Diamond Royale (and the Diamond Lodge in Rootstown) managed to bring in another adult film star to town. This time it was Tasha Reign. She is one of my favorites and seeing her made…

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ATF

Well I guess I will have to start again looking for a new CF to replace my CF/ATF. I wish I listened to Papi and the rest of you on here more. My ATF of 3 months who was different…

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Juice sent me an email

He's ok. Hanging with P-Nemesis. Possible tour together http://www.missinfo.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/funkmasterflexactionbronson.jpg

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How to tell an ATF I'm taking a break from the hobby...

Meursault's SC retirement topic came at a perfect time and got me thinking about my current quasi related predicament. I've always been come and go when it comes to this hobby, taking breaks of 6 months or even more…

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Dealbreakers

What are some dealbreakers (as far as physical appearance) on a stripper for you? I have 3 major ones •flat ass •saggy tits •skinny girls with the beer bellies If a stripper has any one of these three things I won't get a dance from…

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Rech sent me an e-mail. He's okay

I'm OK https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=moms+basement+hacker&view=detailv2&&id=07EFC1FA9D6515B3EB3CCEBECDB74B716BE71692&selectedIndex=3&ccid=U2bgN6hH&simid=608012755647465826&thid=OIP.M5366e037a8473b752d8981ed90e84b6eo0

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What I want...What she wants

Take the TUSCL vs SW free form prose challenge. It think the structure is easily discerned. Here's my entry: What I want: a 24 year old nymphomaniac that will look in my eyes as she blows me while I…

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Like liquid candy

how many of u like to drink straigt ameretto? i like it cuz its like liquid candy

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Contemplating SC Retirement

My ATF claims she is hanging up the sparkly shoes in a few months. I believe her. She has the stink of impending nuptials all over her. This leads me to wonder if I should retire from the SC…

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FBI fail.... Obviously Hillary's server was scrubbed too clean for them

They should have hired Rech

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Video that broke the Internet: topless jumping jacks #1 and #2

It's not busty blasians doing jumping jacks, but here is busty white chick Brooke Wylde (36E-26-37) getting topless in a park and eventually doing a few (for about 6 seconds). One big ol' titty comes out to play at…

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Polyester

Is polyester where it's at? And how much more important is it to wear black instead of blue?

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Nastiest thing a dancer has ever said (from StripperWeb)

And you think the strippers say fucked up shit to US... thought you might enjoy some of the gems strippers say to each other "if the only way you can get a dance, is by taking a drunk guy im not…

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Music

Do you have any good music recommendation for fun times in the hotel room?

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great vid must watch!!!

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=917257285 Wow great video.

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Happy 5th cause im a rebel lol

http://imgbox.com/g/ViPZpgpwc6

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Fatal alligator attack. Alcohol may have been involved!

www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Fatal-alligator-attack-in-Orange-is-first-in-two-6365674.php If you see a sign saying "no swimming alligators" and somebody tells you there is a huge alligator in the area it is non-brilliant to go swimming. It is possible that he was confused by the absence of a comma…

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Up in da UP

Hey, peeps, I'm heading waaay the fuck up North. I'm glad to say there actually is a strip club in our Upper Peninsula. https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=204 Maybe the bears stop in. I'm not getting any lappers from them !!

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Louisville 2AMer.

LOUISVILLE, Ky. —One person was taken to the hospital after an overnight shooting in south Louisville. The shooting happened at about 2:30 a.m. at Déjà Vu on Taylor Boulevard, near Longfield Avenue. Police said one man was found with a gunshot wound. He…

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Why announce? "Specific poster --> ignore"

No disrespect but one of the oddest phenomena here at TUSCL. There is invariably some poster, potentially a troll, that posts some goofy short bus stuff and somebody will announce that they don't like it and say they're ignoring them.…

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two way full contact

I've been to Mons Venus recently and looking for more clubs with two way full contact. I did some google search and it seems like canada is the place to visit next. I was hoping to a place…

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Sadie

To my fellow New England clubbers: I need some help.I'm looking for a dancer named Sadie.I last saw her at Mario's in 2014. Then she disappeared. Poof. Stopped working,stopped talking to even her closest friends at the club. I figured…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Not as good as other nights

By now I think everyone is used to the layout. As always it is very reasonable for drinks at Beemers. Miller Lite cost $4.50 if my memory is correct. Sat at the…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Monday Night = Amateur Night

Went on a Monday night, and didn't know that there was a amateur contest - there was 11 or 12 girls, performing on stage for the contest. Some of them looked liked they had done…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Independence Day visit

Headed to my faves - Oz and ATL- and found both closed (4pm). Went to DD for 1st time in 3-4 yrs. No cover, $2 for club soda. Best free strip club buffet…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Another Good Time at Rick's

In summary, after not visiting Rick's for about a year, it seems the mileage is getting better here. Last review was 3 years ago, but have visited about 5 times since then. Same friendly host…

Daydreams

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club twice and will probably end up going back. I am a local to the northeast and most of the strip clubs are 21+ entrance (I'm only 20, fb is…

Harley Riders Night Club

Clinton, Maryland

Used to be a decent club

I have been going to Harley's for years the quality has really gone down lately i don't know if it's the local government crack down or what? I went there last Saturday just to kill…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Back to the Best

I hadn't been here for what seemed like years and decided to visit the best strip club, IMO, although that opinion changed Saturday and Sunday nights... Paid $30 cover to get access to VIP area. Spent…

Angie's Show Palace

Dieppe, New Brunswick

Fun place

The focus of this place is the lap dances. There is a stage at one end of the room but they don't keep it running with dancers (was here on Monday and there were no…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

HL

The dog days of summer are certainly upon us in the valley of the hot burning sun. Parking lots are hot and sticky, steering wheels and seat belt buckles can leave a burning impression on…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, Florida

Just Don't Bother

This is my third(?) review of this location so I won't go into the specifics of the physical location. It's a locals place. The club doesn't really get going until 1-2 usually so the club…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

I dunno bout it.

Just not a fun environment. The employees don't even look to enjoy it. The cover seems high, especially when we went in around 4pm i believe and it was still $20. No alcohol served per…

Showgirl Video

Las Vegas, Nevada

peep thru plastic

Hi guys, I haven't been here in a long time. The first time there was a hot girl in front, not know. Oncd u I walked in there was a cute girl in a…

Sky High Night Club

Smith Bay, U.S. Virgin Islands

Strippers in Paradise

Back in Charlotte Amalie on vacation. It's been 3yrs since my last review of this club and not much has changed since then. Got up around midnight to do my hoe stroll, I saw a few…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Glad this place is fixing it's problems

This is my GoTo club. If I want to chill I go here if I want hm I go here if I want my atf she's here. But a couple months ago this place was…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

What Happened?

So I went to Scores recently and sad to say this place has gone straight to hell. I went on a Friday around 5 or 6 and this use to be a great place…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

new rooms

Decided to make another trip to Bogarts for a little R&R. Hoping to see my ATF. I waited for a while and did not see her so I started to scope out some…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Ok I guess..

Ok so I went to the Traffic Light last Friday round 11ish looking for a cheap thrill. I didn't have but 60 to spend but I was trying to make it go a long wa…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Mid June Visit

Stopped into Blondie's in the middle of June on a Thursday night around 9PM. I have noticed more cars in the parking lot than normal when I've been in the area so I thought…

Nitro Club

Boulder, Colorado

Bring your wallet

Got here early while waiting for a flight to conclude a business trip. No cover charge because I was the second guy here, so that was nice. Drinks arent all that cheap, however, but the…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Came here for another Happy Hour...

Came here for another Happy Hour for pre game before heading out. They say free parking before a certain time but it sometimes doesn't work but parking on street isn't bad. Admission was free as…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

More hit/miss

So with the summer starting, I have been visiting Players more, waiting for that crop of awesome new girls that start every summer to get some extra cash. I have visited a few times…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

My Favorite Go-To Strip Club

We got to the club after 12am on Friday. The parking lot was already packed so we knew there were already a lot of people inside. Cover was $10 at the door and there…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Back in Florida

Was in the Tampa area for work and decided to check out the St. Pete area again. Tampa has some nice clubs with friendly ladies but not being able to drink at a full…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Good ol Hardware Store

This place seems to be very hit or miss lately. Last time I came in it was about 4 girls works... an Asian one that was completely wasted, but i did it a dance from…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Go-Go Rama: Consistently consistent

I have been going to Go-Go Rama for years now and once thing I can say is that you pretty much know what you are getting on a consistent basis. The club, itself, has…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good time

Oasis dancer quality is hit or miss in the daytime, what is not hit or miss is the bartending service. No matter what time you go it is pretty terrible, even if its not…

Illusions

Nixa, Missouri

One of the better clubs in SW Missouri

Missouri is not the best state for clubs with the laws that regulate the clubs within the borders. With that being said, Illusions is one of the better clubs in the South Western, Missouri. There…

Softails

Springfield, Missouri

Has Potential

This place just needs a change of some sort. I've been here a few times in the last year and I keep thinking this place could be easily better. The regulars kind of took over…

Sensations Gentlemen's Club

Galena, Missouri

Some Pros and Cons, but I like the place

Sensations is one of the best club I've been to being that I'm in Missouri where the laws are tighter. The club is about an hour drive for me and is usually worth it. I've…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

It's how much?

This place is alright, definitely one of the nicer strip clubs in the area. There were a decent amount of girls working which was cool, since it was pretty busy. One girl approached me and…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Infrequent dayshift visit

A rare Saturday with not much going on led me in to make a dayshift visit to Pandoras. Dancers on shift included April, Monse, Remedy, Effie, Diamond, Nova, Anya, plus a couple others.…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Funny Club

Arrived about mid-afternoon. $5 cover and $3 for a bottle of water. Two other customers sitting in the couches along the back wall and two at the bar. $5 in tips keeps…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, Illinois

No go for lunch

Allure has two HUGE billboards announcing that they are open for lunch. I was in the area and thought I'd give them a try. Did a drive by at about noon and there were only…

Club Allure Chicago

Bellwood, Illinois

No go for lunch

Allure has two HUGE billboards announcing that they are open for lunch. I was in the area and thought I'd give them a try. Did a drive by at about noon and there were only…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Check it out

This place has something for everyone, black women, white women, petite girls, thick girls, girls all tatted up, women all shapes and sizes. Most can dance pretty well. Drinks are reasonably priced like a regular…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

One of my favority place

Visited on a Friday around 2 pm. The club offer free buffet and happy hour until 4 pm. When you walk in to the club you will see the bouncer seating…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

Only Place for miles

I've been to this club 3 or 4 times. A very interesting place. Patrons are a mix of locals, mostly Black guys, lesbians and truckers coming off the highway. There's a large…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Visit worth remembering

Doll House is one of the two nude clubs in Jacksonville. The cover during daytime is 5 while during night is 10 (I am not sure about this). This club has got only one…

VIP Club

Mineral Wells, West Virginia

Good Time

This is a small club, clean with a modern feel lots of metal and chrome. The stage takes up much of the club. There were about 6 girls working ranging from a 3 to a…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Saturday night zoo

Ah, I keep telling myself to skip Saturday nights, cause even when the most girls show up to dance, there's also an awful lot of guys out for a night out, crowded, boorish, you get…

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I got used for sex

I rarely ever take a girl out who is over 16, nevermind 21. But last night I crossed the 21 threshold with a girl who was easily the hottest dancer on Graig's List. Lush, soft and slightly curvy in all…

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Got dumped so im back

it rly sucks to get dumpd on 4th of july doesnt it? i guess its back to candy n porno 4 me. i rly need to smoke mor pot now how many of u have been dumped recently? shouldnt a nice…

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Video that broke the Internet: hula hoop #5

Here is some fine hula hooping by Sweet Yurizan Beltran, who really was quite sweet and natural looking ten years ago before she had too much plastic surgery, including a botched boob job. She starts out topless but quickly…

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Guys not to approach (From stripperweb)

Here's the kinds of guys the stripperweb girls say not to approach. You fit any of these? https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?183171-Customers-not-to-approach 1. The guy that as soon as you sit down gets a dirty perv look on his face and…

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Woman makes top and skirt from donated pubic hair.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-makes-bizarre-pubic-hair-8350192?ICID=ref_fark

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A reminder that ricky boy is a faggot

Title says all

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Screamers, gigglers, grunters, breathers...

Not sure if it's a cultural thing or due to being raised in close quarters but this Asian chick acts like she stifles a desire to scream. She won't talk about it. She's fun as all hell.…

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Fuck White Knights...

up their pasty white rumps. That is all.

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Why are razor blades made in German the gold standard?

I dunno, those fuckers almost invented a victory during the war

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Toe Curl

I'm in VIP and the dancer is facing the curtain while grinding away. I'm wearing flip-flops. She notices my toes curl, quickly stands up and says, "you're not going to get any of that shit on me!". Stopped…

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How's the weather in your hood on this July 4th ?

92 down here in Miami - but sunny as hell to where the sun stings - the heat-index is 104 according to Weather.com - we'd had a lot of rain the last 3 or 4 days kinda helping out w/…

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Club Ad!

After reading the reviews today looks like there were and abnormal amount of club ads. I wonder if the slow holiday has given more time for managers to stroke their club for patrons? I wish this was like Yelp and the…

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Nina Just Had a Lapgasm

And she didn't even need any help. Kevin Durant signs with the Golden State Warriors. Oh my

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4th of July?

From your guys experience would a Monday night 4th of July night be slower than a normal Monday night at the strip club? I was thinking about going but thought there may be alot less girls than normal being a…

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Joey Chestnut or Matt Stonie?

Ya know, after eating 60+ hog dogs, they have to come out one way or another. Both ways seem sickening

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No ho like an old ho

A while back I was in a club waiting for the person formally known as my ATF. It was slow and no one on stage. There was a dancer I'd talked to a couple times at the bar.…

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What retard act will win the Gong Show?

Also currently known as the TUSCL discussion board

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Face recognition v memory

So if a dancer you've repeatedly turned away gets mad and won't even make eye contact after that, sees you the next time In the club and brightens up and acts really nice, either she recognizes you but doesn't remember…

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Networking

We know about strip r web. No doubt dancers know about this sight. If dancers weren't such flaky, competitive back biters, and organized like real world business associates, studied our weaknesses and exploited them, we'd be screwed, and not…

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Sabotaging competition

Ever have a dancer run off her competition by lying to them about you, or by lying to you about them? Has a dancer ever threatened you or enlisted someone to threaten you on her behalf? Used extortion or…

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Background Check

Have you or would you run a check on someone you were involved with or considering getting involved with? Would serious past crimes committed by her or any of her immediate family members have an effect on your decision whether…

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Bogarts on the 4th

Hmmm, I think the only day of the year, they aren't open is Christmas day. I'll check bus schedules and call them after they open to see if I make it down there today. Anyone else clubbing today?

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JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

Jupiter orbit insertion today! www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/juno/main/index.html Ace!

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Can we all agree to keep our eyes on the road while driving?

GACA's thread about masturbating while driving reminded me of the recent Tesla crash. That fellow was allegedly watching a Harry Potter movie when he crashed. http://ktla.com/2016/07/03/tesla-autopilot-death-driver-may-have-been-watching-harry-potter-at-time-of-crash-witness-tells-ap/ There are a number of non-brilliant videos online of people reading the paper or doing other…

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Titty fucking

I love fucking small ones big ones, brown, black, yellow , white. I love them all

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She puked all over my manjina

In a recent OTC encounter, the girl started puking her guts out 5 minutes after we started a 69. I mean she couldn't take her face out of the toilet for ten or more minutes. The bathroom door was open…

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Ricky Boy is a Faggot

Title says all

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I Call a Meeting of the Rick's

Grrrrrrrr !!!! We need need to kill and digest the imposter Rick_the_Bear. I find I'm guilty of such charges 1. Pretending to be a Rick 2. Insulting all Rick's 3. Being a Faggot

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Juice Is Still Here...

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=536094 It's hard to hide your bad spelling when you have Down Syndrome, you're drunk on Four Loko, and your cousin hit you with 3 roman candles today at the family 4th of July cookout in the Cairmont Crest trailer park…

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Clubbing tonight?

Probably would be shitty, right? Guessing not many dancers and way too many PLs. Especially since I know the weekend was busy, so it's not like girls were hurting for cash.

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Has....

Has anybody tipped or gotten a lap dance by the Owner or Manager's significant other of a strip club? Or was she hands off

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Frst time

I first discovered strip clubs at 19 years old and got hooked when a J-lo type was there one night. Does anyone here dare tell how they got hooked into strip clubs? Be it first time or a particular visit

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If this ever happens again for...loud

I smile she smiles back we hit it off. She approaches after getting off stage and I asks I want a lap dance which she say yes to, 4 minutes into the dance all I've gotten is air dance…

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A word of caution to Rick the Werewolf

You better watch out. Someday I'm gonna sneak up behind you and mess up your hair.

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How well do you wish of for your favorite stripper's personal life

Or do you keep it strictly professional and keep the two separate. My favorite I genuinely wish her well and do enjoy it when she's doing well, though I do make it a habit of staying off topic from any…

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I have a confession to make

Hey guys it's me Flagooner aka Flagtard. I hacked Larry's account. I'll give it back to Larry, I just need to make a few points. How dare Larry talk about spending 20K on strippers! Doesn't he know 20K is a lot…

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Oh No!!!

I'm shuddering at larryfisherman's threat to troll me. Instead of trolling everyone he will focus his efforts on me. Keep writing, it just provides more material. It's not like he hasn't been trolling with his obvious BS since his first post.

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Has anything like this ever happened to you?

So I was stuck in traffic leaving Charlotte. It wasn't moving at one point so I decided to kill time streaming porn, figured it would make the grid lock bearable. Before I knew it traffic was moving along. So I'm…

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Cool! Dougster is back :)

Omg let the RBD trolling, financial dooms-daying, Nina blasting comments begin. Welcome back Dougster it wasn't the same without you

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Breaking news. scientists discover how to get all the shampoo out of the tube.

Link http://www.cnbc.com/2016/06/27/scientists-finally-get-all-of-that-shampoo-out-of-the-bottle.html Actually it's real. Thought someone might appreciate some lite news.

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Anyone else take a viagra before hitting the club?

I just had a big birthday, took a Viagra before I went in, told a current favorite it was my birthday, after lots of off stage touching we went vip. She started grinding and when my cock went up she…

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OT: Spending Money on a Car

I went to a Jaguar dealer the other day.  I’m rich so I can’t be bothered looking at things that don’t make other guys drool. What other guys think is very important to me. Anyway, soon after I sat down…

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Stripper-Worthy Jeopardy Contestants

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=allison+solomon+jeopardy&view=detailv2&&id=EC57290C44B612465364C60EF364AC7F00B7768F&selectedIndex=0&ccid=JowtQ79R&simid=608016079949205241&thid=OIP.M268c2d43bf51695d2b9218d4579c4a9cH0 This photo doesn't really do her justice. But I was watching an old Jeopardy show from 2014 and I saw this contestant. She's probably just average in the stripper world but in the Jeopardy world she's a 10.…

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Man shoots up sex worker's apartment.

Here in Detwaa this morning was a story on the local TV morning news. Some guy was in a prostitute's apartment, had sex with her then got into a dispute about payment. At one point he pulls out his…

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Phoenix 2AMer.

PHOENIX - Phoenix police are investigating after an overnight shooting outside of a strip club. Officers responded to The Great Alaskan Bush Company near 29th and Grand avenues before 3 a.m. Sunday. According to police, a man was shot in the leg…

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Yep. Floriduh.

http://www.bizpacreview.com/2016/07/03/stripper-tries-to-bribe-cop-with-cash-never-been-so-glad-for-cameras-in-my-life-says-officer-360209

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I thought the tax money was supposed to go to programs for sexually abused vict

http://www.hastingstribune.com/illinois-strip-club-tax-nets-about-m-in-first-few/article_f22fa6b9-4026-5a39-a9c7-e239e47e09aa.html

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i <3 drugs

Still trying to figure out what she took. Lets call her Anna. Mixed race hispanic, i've never asked the details. First time I meet her, for 1 semi private song, 3 things happened that never had that happen before at that…

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RIP Elie Wiesel

Amazing to survive Auschwitz and live the life he did. Never forget.

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"Are you going to cum in my mouth ?"

My answer: "Probably, to be honest. Is that a problem?" This after I was preparing to crawl and grovel back to her all because she wanted me to wear a rubber for a lousy blowjob. It all worked out just…

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Honest Question

Why do people bother with creating fake aliases when they call other PLs out or make fun of them? My guess is that part of the fun is having everyone try to guess who it is. Is that it?

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Ever seen a dancer avoid a female customer trying to tip her?

I really wasn't sure last night what that was all about. I thought the female customer didn't look that bad. Maybe she was too aggressive for the dancer. Instead the dancer spent a bunch of time with me.…

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Sunday Morning Funny

https://youtu.be/eIwgyB_w6G0 What happens when you mix shampoo and cops

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Why so many retards on tuscl ?

I mean every time I log on it seems like some retard named juice, Joe or retard is a retard. Sick and tired of retarded people

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Talk me up...

Had a buddy come into town. We hit the strip club amongst other the bars and places but we hit the my regular strip club damn near everyday for a week. On his way out he said that it…

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Meet your 2nd wife

Funny skit.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc

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One and Done

My ATF will never see or hear from me again. Shaklynn will say I am not cut out for 'the hobby' and that I should start collecting stamps. In part, he is correct because I never was active…

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Do I like women too much

I always want to be talking to them or be around them ! I'm a single guy and I hate going a whole day without tlaking to one . Is this normal or do I like women too much…

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Awesome lap dance

U guys ever had a stripper that had giant breasts that were all real and smothered ur cock with them and just played with it with her tits? I had a Asian stripper do this are the ones that do…

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What have you done in a club that could be considered a bit questionable?

What have you done in a strip club (either under the influence of alcohol or not) that could have gotten you in a bit of trouble? I'm excluding any kind of extras gotten during a lap-dance. For example, one time, after…

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Bragging to the Manager

Often times when I'm away from my family on business I find myself drinking in a seedy establishment. This time I was conversing with the manager about my countless sexual exploits and to inform him I had a system to…

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Paying Hookers For Sex, the origins of money

How many people agree with me that the original reason for inventing money had to have been to be able to hand it to women? A man will be happy to work each day for his bread. But women, no…

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Most you've paid or willing to pay for prime pussy.

Key word is "prime", someone you felt you had to have? How much and did she take it? One of my faves I offered 1k to which she declined and didn't seem comfortable discussing so I didn't probe which is…

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Is a Longer Layover in Phoenix Worth it?

I'm going to be flying and the layover will be in Phoenix. I've heard good things, but I'm wondering if trying to book it so that a usual 2-3 hour layover will be 6+, or possibly even breaking the flight…

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Video that broke the Internet: Eila Adams bounces her boobies

Eila Adams of Naked News bounces her bodacious boobs by jumping rope and running (3:05): http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/nakednews-nude-eila-does-some-skipping-running-and-more_79255.html

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Video that broke the Internet: Eila Adams does nude yoga

Eila Adams of Naked News does nude yoga (2:54). Nice tits! http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/nude-yoga-with-nakednews_75679.html

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A nice new pic of the girl who sold me Cutco knives

Now she's in Minnesota https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13528765_10154259262023119_4287454195757084806_n.jpg?oh=ec91decb1e953deaa86458b49a2e0a2d&oe=58075112

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Strip club protocol

Is it against the strip club bro code to ask another customer how the mileage was with the girl he got a dance from? We've all been here. There's a hot girl you want to get a dance from, but you're…

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Guts

Is it just me, or are there a lot more strippers with guts nowadays? It's disgusting. I'm assuming it has mostly to do with them drinking a lot at work. There will be a beautiful girl with nice face, and nice…

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Advice please

I need some advice. I'm fairy new to the whole SC experience. I have a favorite at a club I visit at least once a week. We always go to VIP and I have my way with her. $300. Whatever…

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Let's get past the StarLight69 weirdness!

To combat a person so offensive that they have driven off rockstar666 and juicebox69 maybe we should post heart-warming things! I'll start! I just taught little 4got a new trick. I point at him and say "be long!" and he does…

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Gofundme vs stripping in Utah

Hypothetical...say you have a legitimate reason to need to raise a lot of money in a hurry. Health related (no, not drugs). Would stripping in a place like Utah provide enough earning potential or would fancily begging on gofundme (not…