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Juice outside the 711

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Do you guys believe in spirits of the dead visiting you in your dreams ?

I ask because I after both parents died I was visited by them a week or so after their deaths. I also find other spirits seem to be reaching out to me. Should try to ignore this as my mind…

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Mixed race strippers

I have the opinion that mixed race women are the best looking women. They have the best of both worlds so to speak. That being said, what are some of the best looking mixed race strippers you've ever seen? •There was a…

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I can help you StarLight69

I just came over to visit my vulture and he told me that a troubled female hairless ape just posted here. Aah...yup I just wanted to tell Miss StarLight that the council of ricks can help. I'll teach you how to…

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OT: Buddy Ryan , RIP

"Some say the 46 is just an eight man front." "That's like saying Marilyn Monroe is just a girl." I wouldn't be surprised if somebody made the second sentence part of their siggy. For sure, Buddy Ryan wasn't just…

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You Guys are Disgusting

First of all, if you are a male and you frequent strip clubs, I want you to know that those women hate you. If you've ever given money to a stripper, you've probably given money to a girl or woman who…

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OOPS!

Just read a review. The reviewer did his due diligence to not name a dancer that was not a ROB. IE:."...when to Chose N*** hot Latin Mami...". He states nothing came of that encounter other then a few dances and…

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What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Two chicks at the same time https://youtu.be/A939QRRSNV4

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Put a Fork in it - This Place is Done!

Put a Fork in it - This Place is Done! DO NOT BOTHER. MANAGEMENT IS LETTING THIS PLACE GO TO HELL. Against my better judgement, I gave this place another chance on a recent trip to Vegas.…

Patty's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Great club, esp if u like voluptuous girls

I likes me some big, curvy voluptuous girls, and I'm always searching for that one special club that has a combination of chubby, cute chicks and a decent private room. Patty's has been hit/miss over…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Not worth it

Drivivng through Providence, thought I would stop here based on the reviews.Well, if this play was hit or miss, tonight was definitely a miss. Rolled in around 9:30pm, and the place was virtually empty. From…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Second stop on a Saturday club hop

So, Atlantis was my second club on my mini tour. In truth, it's been my go-to club for a while but I also felt like checking out Scarlett's on the way home. I got there…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Nice shows and beautiful women

Visited Hustler Club on a visit to Nola a few weeks ago. The cover was $5 and $15 for VIP. I had not been to a two story strip club before so I just…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Best and Unique Strip Club Experience

I have been to few strip clubs in San Antonio in 2014. This club in Houston gave me the best experience of all clubs on my list so far. I visited this place on some…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

A So-So Time at Archibald's

It's hard to imagine being thoroughly bored in a strip club featuring so many beautiful and sexy dancers. But when you consider the restrictions on strip clubs in DC, it makes perfect sense. First off, the…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Bad

This club has really gone downhill. There are always less than 10 dancers on shift, but that used to be ok when they all used to look stunning. Not the case anymore. $24+tip to get…

Rare Cherry Gentlemen's Club

Ashtabula, Ohio

First time fun at Rare Cherry

I was in the area traveling for work and after a busy day wanted to unwind with a couple drinks and a face-full of T&A. It was late, about 1am when I arrived at the…

Devil's Point

Portland, Oregon

A good stop for the Bachelor Party

Our party made it here on day three of the bachelor party tour so it took quite a bit of a show to really get our attention. That attention was grabbed by an excellent stage…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Upscale but not for me

You walk in the door and you immediately realize this is an upscale club. The decor is incredibly fancy. The girls are totally hot. But you sit down and as the girls start to come…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Stage dancers that get nude

Well, not all the stage dancers got nude, but maybe 1 out of 3 did, including 4 in a row, so that is the high water mark for Dallas clubs that I have attended. At…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Thursday afternoon at Synn

Heard very good things about Synn so decided to go during their Thursday special. Go there around 3:30 in the afternoon and the parking lot was surprisingly full. The interior of the club…

Club 22

Progress, Pennsylvania

Never again

I always see this club when I stop by adult world (which is literally right next door). Decided to check it out once and learned it was a terrible idea. First off the cover at…

Chez Pierre

Edmonton, Alberta

Keep going back to the well.

Went in on a weeknight around midnight. I think I've already said I'm probably done coming here, it's always so hit and miss. It was a pretty slow night, maybe a half dozen customers. They…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Nice club

Visited on a Tuesday, close to 2AM. 3 girls were on shift, 2 were 8 and 9s, the third girl was in 7-8 range depending on taste. The waitress kept smiling the whole time I…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Too much hustle here... watch out for the vultures!

I always seem to pick the wrong girl... got hustled by a beautiful mixed girl (black and white) with light coloured eyes and a couple extra pounds (don't remember the name). She said all…

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, Oregon

Afternoon relaxation

So decided to drop by on an afternoon for another visit to this club. This club actually seems to be pretty clean compared to alot of other clubs I've been to. the bathroom seemed spotless…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Great Casual Gem

I hadn't been to the GGR in a few years and so I stopped by to check it out. There is a long stage in the center of the club with seating all around, similar…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Doesn't live up to their namesake

I've been to Baby Dolls in Dallas (great club), so I thought I'd stop by the one in Fort Worth. Unfortunately, it didn't live up to it's namesake. Went on a Saturday night, after 10…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Capital Cabaret is a great Spot down a Country Road

Last time I visited was during the day and there is no cover charge. This time around not as many daytime dancers as usual, some usually trickle in later in the afternoon after 3 so you…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Not great

I was in LA on business and decided to stop by BE. It has been many years since I had been to this club. I remember first coming here in the early 90's…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

High Value, Something Missing

My first trip to Montreal in years, and decided to stop into what looked like the most obvious tourist trap in the city. With the Stars and Bars emblazoned on their sign, it seemed…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Doll House 2016

Doll House continues to be a decent nude club in JAX where one can happily spend a couple of hours. Talent quality does not yet mach the old Doll House, but decent enough for occasional…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

After the decoration and construction, the...

After the decoration and construction, the interior look better. Now it charges $20 to go to the VIP area for each visit. On certain days, it offer free buffet. The waitresses are very friendly. Manager is nice too.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Changes

Headed to follies on a Tuesday afternoon, arrived about 1:15. All the higtops were taken so I sat at the bar by the big vip and grabbed a bud. After awhile a table opened on…

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, Illinois

Trusty club in Rockford

You pretty much know what you're gonna get here. Sometimes you get lucky and see a really good looking dancer here, but they usually don't stick around long. Other than that there are usually 2-3…

Ultra Lounge

North Miami Beach, Florida

Maria, Maria...

Decided to bring in 38 by trying the spot out. I was attracted to the supposed 2-4-1 dance special on Tuesdays advertised on the site, but of course it was not to be. Oh well.…

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Don't Do It...Really, Just Don't Do It

So, that dumb decision I referred to in my Miami Gold review…it was coming here. Figured I’d get some cheap dances to end the night at a place that I hadn’t gone to in a…

Sinsations

Keansburg, New Jersey

Not so bad...

I had never been to this place when it was Pumps, and the sign had constantly said "Opening Soon" for the last few years, so I was surprised when it actually was opened. I was…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Hot day visit

I visited FG on a hot Reno afternoon. It was 99 outside at 3P but comfortable inside. There were 1/2 or slightly more cars in the parking lot. Smoking is allowed but not…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Good private dances

I visited Ye Olde Axe for the second time about a month ago. It was a Saturday afternoon. There was no bouncer on the door at this time so it was free to get in. There…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Amatuer night

ENTER THE CHAINDOG I had money to spend, and was feeling down and bored. Walked in the door about 8:30 P.M. ten dollar cover, going to 15 after July 1, (the place…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Wife approved

First time at Cleveland’s CC. I went with my wife at her request. Christie’s is nice on the outside, which by itself speaks volumes about what to expect on the inside. The parking lot is…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Better then Mons

I visited 2001 this past Sunday and had an enjoyable time. I have been disappointed the last couple of times I went to Mons Venus so decided to try the club across the street. Since…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Beware of Bouncers/Door Security

Club advertises that entry is free with Phillies game tickets from the same night so decided to go with a couple of friends after the game. Showed door security the tickets but was told…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

First visit to the Hollywood

Went to the hollywood for the first time this week. I was there in the early evening and the dancers were the tail end of the afternoon shift so it was a little quiet. There…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Only five dancers with only one good looking one.

Walked in around 915 and there were two couples and me. One of the couples left soon afterwards. Maybe one went and got a VIP dance? Not sure because they did…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Dropped by on my way to the airport

I had a flight early Friday morning, so I was at the airport hotel. Got their and didn't feel like working so I swung by here. Hung out at the bar and talked to the…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Slow Monday Afternoon

I hadn't been to Harem in a long time, but work took me to Dayton, so there I was again on a Monday afternoon about a month ago. First the outside. The club is on a…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

Great looking girls, bad value

Went in on a Monday night around 745pm. Attendant said it was still happy hour, gave me a wrist band and free entry. That was the best part! There were almost ten girls but only…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

I have never had the occasion...

I have never had the occasion to visit this club on a Friday night as I am not usually in town, but, on this date, had the opportunity, so I took it. Free parking!…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Crowded and quite dissapointing visit

Chose to visit this club due to the many positive reviews on the club. It was an experience to not forget (due to the live shows) although it did not completely fulfilled my expectations. It…

Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara, California

College hotties

The club is really small, think the size of a dorm room. This is fitting because the girls are college hotties. There is only one stage and a bunch of seating but I can't see…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

OK

I hadn't been to this place for about 2 years, but I recently began coming to this area a lot, so I decided to drop in. I never liked the club much, it is beautiful…

Centerfold Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

Went to the club in late...

Went to the club in late afternoon and stayed until early evening. There were only a couple of other PL in the club when I arrived. Took a seat near the back , one row…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

An odd club

After months of procrastination, I finally decided to see what all the hubbub over the world's most oddly named strip club is about. After navigating my way through a vocal dispute between a club…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

No - Brainer for a great experience.

Location & Facilities – 4 Stars Delilah's is a topless gentlemen’s club which is located in Philly just minutes from I-95. Located close to the Ben Franklin bridge in old Philly. The interior went through…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Last Friday Visit

Went to Criket as I haven't been here in months. Bar has always been nice. No improvements there, but I guess it's under new management. I came at end of day shift and…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Tuesday Night At The PC

Overall, an okay night. Not much new to report on. Just more of the same. I was surprise to see a bit of a crowd on a Tuesday night. Sadly, I…

The Executive Club

New York, New York

Marvelous

Really an excellent club. Expensive but worth it, imo. Keeps it on quiet side, so customers have more choice and attention, esp on early side. Feels like a private club. Doormen and security very friendly…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

A decent bar to grab a drink...

This neighborhood kind of club has been remodeled, and the interior is actually in really nice condition. Its a bit strange this club is never busier than it is, because its a great facility…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Meh

I think the Sundowner has pretty much leveled off to be an average club at this point. It's pretty rare to see more than a handful of 7-UP's in here on any given night, yet…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Be careful of this one

Went back to see the girl I saw the first time who took good care of me in the VIP. Her name was Saphire. I had been back a couple of more times and we…

Cabaret Topless Sports Bar and Show Girls

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

First time in Cabo

Finally got a chance to perv internationally! Vacationing in Cabo so decided to checkout the scene. Location is not bad. Safe neighborhood on the main drag. Great restaurant down the street where they brew their…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Normally love the place, this was a bust.

I had a long layover in Detroit and decided to try the old reliable. Well as it turns out, the old reliable ain't so reliable when the day shift has left and the night…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

nice spot

Came here for the 1st time on a Sat night and overall enjoyed my time here. Cover charge was $7. The exterior reminded me of a California winery, while others say it looks like a…

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Music to my ears

I asked her, "So how's your night going?" as the midnight bell was imminent. She responds "I only made the 20 that you gave me earlier." That was music to my ears. This hot little piece of ass just left my…

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Is food important for the SC (minus the chicken fangers)

After obvious criteria, such as whether hotstuff or nina work there, sometimes I choose places for good food. Especially if I'm drinking. Is food important to you at the club. Alan's places (Detroit) always have great food.…

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Viva Viagra

This is a great viagra prank...https://youtu.be/PRoNokFklck

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What happened to the real Al and Bud Bundy?

This is what happened.....real footage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSIG5U7vwAg

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Video that broke the Internet: three classic Abi Ratchford videos

Abigail Ratchford wows the TMZ gang, first with her ability to finish movie quotes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-eF3q1tek0 and then with her knowledge of books: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc23oRRR598 Special bonus video of Abigail bouncing her bodacious boobies in an ill-fitting bra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiaIZEwGZcw

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Video that broke the internet - Juice running his 4.7 40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmCp4aeHwzw

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"I actually enjoyed that"

Heard that today after a 2 song LD set. She sounded pleasantly surprised. I'll take it as a compliment. Could be SS to encourage me to buy more dances. But I believe it in this case.

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The psychology of strippers

This might be a deep topic for TUSCL, but stay with me lol. We all know strippers get into stripping to make quick easy money. Most of the time they have expectations of doing it for a few weeks, and then…

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Al Bundy was a badass.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMadwc0LO4o

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Video that broke the Internet: Abigail Ratchford Best 5 Videos

Personally I can't get enough of the beautiful and bustaceous Abigail Ratchford. Here's a YouTube collection of 5 of her finest videos (5:44). Warning to you lovers of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee: Abi's measurements are 36DD-24-36.…

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Uncle Phil was a badass

https://youtu.be/U6YMdlijN8I

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OT: Netflix and Chilzzzzz

This is off topic and doesn't involve strippers in anyway, but in the spirit of JS69 I thought I would regale you with tales of my sexual exploits. I was recently setup with a somewhat younger lady (she’s in her 30s,…

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My first Middle Eastern stripper

On a number of occasions I have stated my desire for lap dances from an Arab, Persian, or South Asian stripper. I knew they had to be out there somewhere, and I've looked in vain in a dozen+ visits…

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Game Of Thrones / hottest babe / season finale

Holy cow that was a good season finale. I'm wondering if Cersi is gonna regret using all the "green stuff" when those ships show up on her doorstep sometime during the next season? On a side note, who do you think has…

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I know how you guys like beauty contests.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/goat-beauty-contest-lithuania_us_5770c1b3e4b017b379f6586c?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Her name really is Lacey Banghard!

Isn't that brilliant! http://drunkenstepfather.com/2013/02/08/lacey-banghard-in-a-recent-titty-shoot-of-the-day (inspired by MrDeuce)

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Only in Utah...right?

I can't imagine normal strip clubs would do something like this. Utah clubs are so limited...this has to make them some money if they do it "every summer". https://youtu.be/kH5VbTxDFXE This is the club I referenced earlier. The big fish in the small…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

A good place for a good time

So I stopped back in here early on a Thursday a couple of weeks ago to see whats up, a couple of dancers and 1 or 2 customers ( like I said it was early)…

Fred's Lounge & Casino

Missoula, Montana

Interesting place

I was in Missoula for a week, thought I'd see what the local talent was like. In the town, there are some lovely young women. At Freds, they were a bit more mixed,…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

ABC Visit

I made an early Saturday afternoon visit to the ABC and was overall satisfied with the experience. I feel like this place has a different atmosphere than most clubs around the valley. Hardly anyone pays…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Sunday afternoon

Only 6 dancers there on a Sunday afternoon. However the specials were great. the two dances I got were excellent. First was with Hazel, really tall but it could've been her heels. She's what I…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Monday Afternoon Vistit

Visited on Monday, the day of the International Freedom Festival Fireworks in Detroit. I got there about a little before 130 pm and sat at a booth, no door guy (there is other days), no…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, Michigan

Kelsey is Good

When I stop in here, I am usually hoping Kelsey is at least there as I find her body great and she does a good dance. It isn't over the top, but I know…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Truly an underwhelming experience

I walked in at 3:17pm on a Monday and they had 5 girls on my he floor. Drinks are a little overpriced but that's what you expect in WP. Literally at the same time…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Nite visit

I usually go during day shift. Have not been to night shift in a long time. Decided to give the night time crew a shot. The dancer quality was a little bit better than day…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

Maybe A New Jackson Club to Visit

After a fairly tame visit to Cracker Jaxx, I thought I would try another place out and this seemed as good a place as any to check out. I parked on the street because…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Good Time Burner

So this was my first time here. The only other clubs I've been to are Silver Rain and Pantheon. I pull up, valet, 8 bucks. I get out, they got this…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

If you like AA Chicks...........

Alright, if you like booty and even some titties, this is the place. You do have to like AA chicks for the most part, I did see one girl I would possibly identify as…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

fun at night

My schedule doesnt allow for clubbing in the evening very often, so its fun to get a chance to check in at this club on night shift and see all different girls. I know most…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

Low Mileage Club

The place itself looks decent and has a bar right next door and plenty of parking. The girls inside are very average looking and many are overweight. You won't get much more here than a…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Mildly disappointing

Been wanting to visit PW since it opened. I used to visit it's predecessor (Heartbreakers) on a regular basis but don't get to Cola nearly as often as I used to. Arrived mid-afternoon,…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Bad negotiations or higher priced club?

3 of us friends decided to tour the west side of 8 mile for the first time. Arrived half hour before the cover charge time and the club is very very well done (we visited the…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Dead Bird on Sat

Was on the far east side for a visit so decided to stop by the RP on my way home. Parking lot was not very full, which should have been an indication of things to…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Too Busy

This club looks like it would be fun with a group if you go there before the crowd gets to be too much. I like to get to a club, settle in and scope…

Mirage

Rochester, New York

Re - visit

Many years ago I visited this club and was not impressed. I am happy to report that on this evening it was much better. There are a couple of things that really struck…

Venus Room

Dallas, Texas

Tried Venus for the 1st time, had been thinking about it for awhile

I had heard about the Venus Room for a long time -- years. Kind of wondered what it was, I knew that it was different from other strip clubs. Prepaid dances and 1 on 1…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

$5 Dollar Dances

The title pretty much explains the only reason I'd go back. I have had way better $5 dances in Akron, OH than here. They weren't horrible dances for $5, but if they were…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

Fun..lots of fun..

Was on my way to Oklahoma city and decided to stay overnight in this little town of Lawrence. Turned out to be a great decision... Club had a center stage with several seats all around. There…

Klassy Cat

Henrietta, New York

Lunch

I entered the club about 1:30 and found it was more of a bar/restaurant than a strip club. Menus were on all the tables and the bars and about 5 or 6 customers were…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Nice big club

I came in around 6pm. This is a very nice big club. The bartender was not very friendly, she was very nice, but really needs to perk up a lot. Beers were $3 during the…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Could be better

Went to Dreamers on a Thursday afternoon post a business meeting in Akron. Most of the dancers were AA and the usual low life guys were hanging out around the pool tables.…

Tracks Tavern

Massillon, Ohio

Worth a stop

Finally had time to check this place out. Yes, it's exactly as described in the other reviews--a true dive bar. The parking lot is pitted with holes large enough to do serious damage to your…

Lady Vi's

Superior, Wisconsin

Friday in Superior

Three tired travelers on the way to Grand Rapids to stopped at Lady Vi's at about 5:30 PM. We had passed the place every year and always noticed dancers outside smoking. They were…

Knockouts Gentlemen's Club

Arcadia, California

You get what you paid for

Went to this small establishment with few buddies on a Saturday night. The bouncer was pretty chill, paid our $10 cover fee and got in. Good number of customers and dancers inside. We got seated…

El Camaleon Gentlemen's Club

Akron, Ohio

Yecccchhhhhhhhhhh!

This review is based on two separate visits. Write this one off as just one more forgettable titty bar in Akron. Inside, it's fairly clean, though still basically a dump. There a a few tables…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Getting what you pay for

So this was the first strip club I ever went to, and I came here because they were the only club around without a liquor license so they would let people who were under 21…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Cool place just have low standards

Paradise is out in the City of Industry and is arguably the club with the least attractive dancers in the area but they offer the most fun. Club is one big room with seating only…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

Girl Friend Birthday

My girlfriend wanted to go to strip club for her birthday. We were close to this one so we went. Had to pay 20 dollars per person. Go through metal detectors, have her purse checked.…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Bachelor Party HQ

This is a great club. Bottom line. We were debating hiring out entertainment for my buddy's bachelor party or just going to Chubby's, man what a blast Chubby's is. Granted I spent…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Same old MBOT

Stopped by last wednesday around 8:30 and got in for the happy hour rate of $15. Decent number of relatively attractive dancers and maybe 5 guys. Felt like a ghost town but the…

Starlet's Gentlemen's Club

Queens, New York

Retro

It was my 4th time going here, it was very different. A lot of new bartenders working here, very hot bartenders. A lot of them I used to see them at cityscapes. And a…

Saturday Night Live

Westminster, Colorado

No Bueno

Where to start? Cover was $5. No biggie there. I asked for a whiskey ginger and the bartender gave me a whiskey with coke and sprite mixed together. Not cool. Place is overall pretty run…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

My favorite in Phoenix

I won't go into the general description of the club as everyone has read about it before, but the vibe in this place is excellent. The dancers are fun (for the most part....watch out…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Best club around for your buck

The Cricket is my new favorite spot. I have become a regular there and don't even need to put in my drink order. This place i believe gets you the most for your…

Mystique Stamford

Stamford, Connecticut

Really wish this place would improve.

I remember visiting this club 25 years ago and it used to be a lot of fun. Every time I have ventured to the club in the last few years it has been very…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Weekday

Visited a few weeks ago on a weekday evening. Domestic beer $3 or $4. Action picks up around 9pm or later, before that frequent breaks for stage dances. A couple of notes to mention: there…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

It;s a dive but I see why it's popular here.

This is a small place right off the highway in New Jersey, close to Philadelphia. The area it's in is fine, and there is a large and secure parking lot. You go in…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Slow night somewhat redeemed

After my weird second visit here a couple of weeks ago (had to move VIP action to vehicle and drive around the block -- not ideal), I figured I'd swing by again after a particularly…

Dream Girls

Lake Station, Indiana

Good Times

Club is downstairs from Deja vu. Cover is 11 dollars this includes pop coffee etc. Girls are friendly ranging from tiny to tall and full figured. Dances are $15 topless and $20 nude or 3…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Made my way here again

Came in on a weeknight, after a long day of work. What was nice was that even though the place wasn't particularly busy, the girls weren't swarming. They came over and talked and were…

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Do you sweat during a lap dance?

I usually do because I'm grinding and working just as hard as my dancer is. It truly looks like we are fucking. Dry fucking for sure. After 4-5songs the dancer and I are covered in sweat or is it spelled…

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see the evidence that i am helping

@Hugh_G._Rection aka @mikey has now admitted that he is @4got2wipe https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43637#comment531513 since @mikey has admitted twice that he is @zipperhead that means that we now have proof that @mikey posts as @zipperhead, @Hugh_G._Rection, and @4got2wipe. of course i knew all of this…

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i do have an axe to grind @Hugh_G._Rection aka many other crap identities

@Hugh_G._Rection aka @4got2wipe aka @CaraLynn87 aka @mikeya02 accused me of having an axe to grind https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43634#comment531318 well i do have an agenda. my agenda is being a good citizen and helping @mikey aka @Hugh_G._Rection aka @4got2wipe aka @zipperhead aka many other crap…

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Fuck me in the pussy

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHLJeHoAbRb/ If this doesn't say it then I don't know what does

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Coffee and BJs, Sounds like my kind of coffee shop

Might make me want to go to the cafe more often and quite a morning routine: coffee, cigarette and a BJ. http://www.maxim.com/news/fellatio-cafe-geneva-2016-6

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It's all in the translation.

LOL https://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=399206

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On the beach

OK, OK, I should give credit to the author Nevil Shute. Great book, great movie. I like the beach, I've been a beach bum for a great deal of my life. I was down to my city's park…

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Since ive been cumming ITC i seem to visit less

Back when I was a failure at clubbing aka not ejaculation in some kind of way. I would visit often. It seems that now I'm a huge success in clubbing aka jizzing in some kinda way . I visit less…

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TUSCL meet in Armenia

I just happened to click on reviews and this club was the first review. I didn't even consider that Armenia had strip clubs. Maybe JS can set something up for a TUSCL meet. . https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=622

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"My wife, Steve"

Best answer in the history of Family Feud "Name the last thing you stuck you're finger in"

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Question for londonguy.

As our English source, how about a few words on Brexit? Perhaps asked since Friday, but I've been offline.

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Will the legalization of prostitution movement ever progress in the US?

Given the recent movements to legalize gay marriage and weed (at least in some states), will prostitution ever be seen in a similar light? Aside from Nevada, will any "liberal" states move to make prostitution legal? If so, how long…

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OT : I thought this was just a British thing

I thought it was only a very small minority of Brits that can see or look for offence in anything. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36641442 Some people really do need to get a life !

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Can strippers cook?

You betcha! Here is what one made for me.... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Clof-_fWgAAi6Tt.jpg

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Video that broke the Internet: Jenny Scordamaglia running nekkid

You Miami-ites might be familiar with the frequently nip-slipping interviewer Jenny Scordamaglia. Here she is running butt-nekkid on the beach in Jamaica (1:48): http://www.sexyandfunny.com/view_joke/a-completely-naked-jenny-running-naked-on-a-beach-in-jamaica_89603.html She's actually too blonde and small-breasted for my taste, but I wouldn't kick her out of la…

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Atlanta Club Search

I'm going to be staying in Atlanta for business next Tuesday night and although Follies seems to be the favorite in the area I'm not sure it's the club for me since I won't be able to go until later…

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Would you buy a blowjob from this bitch after her stage set

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE2dC0tKQ_A/

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Titty fuck

https://www.instagram.com/p/BBc9RJ3KQ9u/ She makes me crave a good titty fuck

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Video of LDK getting a Dance

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDIJv_hKQxi/

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What to talk to the stripper bout?

I never know what to talk to the ladies about when then come sit next to me. So I guess my question will be, what do you guys talk about?

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Albuquerque strip club bust.

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Two women who work as dancers at a Downtown strip club are behind bars after police say they sold a combined $60 worth of cocaine to undercover officers in the club, according to court documents. Linda Acevedo, 33,…

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Denver 2AMer.

DENVER - A shooting at a strip club early Monday morning left one person injured. The shooting happened around 1:30 a.m. at Dandy Dan's on Federal Blvd., near Alameda. The victim managed to walk several blocks away. The victim was found at…

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People are so full of shit sometimes

Tell us what you really think of Donald Trump https://youtu.be/fb-Hb9jEsZE

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Cross Dressing PL

Was at my favorite club tonight when an old guy comes in the club wearing a bustier and leather panties. He also had something attached and hanging from his nipples. He was obviously a regular as he was seated…

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BIG titty asian compolation video

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57561e19cdce4 What say you sir ?

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Dancer asked for my last name

Was in Detroit Thursday and Friday visiting some clubs. Was hanging out with a dancer I've met a couple of times on previous visits who I like. We exchanged numbers our first visit and know each others names.…

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What made you turn from long-term relationships to strip clubs?

This might be a bit more prying question than usual, so I understand if people don't want to answer (even though TUSCL is anonymous). For those guys who were previously in long-term relationships with wives/girlfriends (and may still be in those…

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imagine what a post troll TUSCL will be like

just imagine what TUSCL will be like after @mikey gets the psychiatric help he so desparately needs. there will be none of these feces obsessed weirdos that he posts as. his other crap characters like @rickthezoo wont be bothering us instead…

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lets help the poor feces obsessed troll

if we needed more proof that @mikey aka @zipperhead aka @CaraLynn87 aka @Hugh_G._Rection aka @4got2wipe aka @san_jose_gay aka many other crap identities is simply obsessed with feces he delivered https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=43603 he has already admitted twice that he created @zipperhead. clearly this is…

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OT: Craziest Thing You've Ever Witnessed

In true Crazyjoe style, what's the craziest thing you've ever seen with your own eyes? No 2nd hand stories, no YouTube videos. Mine seem to all revolve around water. 1. Dumbass in a ski nautique doing donuts, one turn…

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$1 A MINUTE OR 2

this is still around a lot at the urban clubs. $1 a minute to the girl while you're standing. the girl will be twerking,grinding, maybe discreetly jerking, doing whatever it is to make you achieve that nice O. there used…

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How many songs do you avg until you pop

I seem to burst in 3 songs on avg

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Sex Furniture

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_furniture Anybody ever thought about this, have any ideas about it, have any experience with it? Sometimes they have it in Swinger's Clubs. In Mexico it looks like they have some designs of their own. Every made any? Ever thought about compact versions which would…

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pretending you never LDed or spoke to a stripper when you really have

At my reg SC, I come every week for the last year. Sometimes I will get a LD from a 9 or 10 in looks, and be like meh, no chemistry, no touching, she sucks. Out of desperation, I decided…

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1 FOR $40, 2 FOR $60, 3FOR $100

i've been offered these rates for lapdances 3 times in the past several years. they all seemed to happen in the platinum plus clubs. twice in memphis and once in allentown. i succumbed 2 out 3 times. i figured i…

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Nina come back...

No need to be overly BUTTHURT over the choke job Warriors. Happens to every fan.

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Face sitting

Any of you guys like when the stripper sits on your face?

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Overcharging Dancer

Dancer asks $30 for a lap dance. Regular advertised price is $20. She is a cut above the rest. Do you accept because she's what you need? Or Do you decline because it violates your principles?

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Two new articles posted

I haven't read them yet though

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Cops busting dancers for "minor" offenses?

I was prompted to ask this question by the other thread about female vice cops posing as strippers? When I say minor I mean touching, straddling, flashing(in a bikini bar) or not wearing pasties, etc. How often does this occur?…

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Dont care to much with talking to dancers right now

In the current strip club cycle that I'm living in has very little talking with strippers. Unlike the me a few years back that craved table talk as well pillow talk right now I really don't give a shit. No Sir…

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Ever wonder

Hey Y'all Ever wonder on how many Female vice cop's work as strippers.

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Why TUSCL is the greatest

Was just contributing to a "sugar" forum and got banned for saying the most tame, honest, things and offending the status quo. Nothing like that happens here where we can speak our minds.

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Sunday clubbing

I know we've talked about this before, but I like going out later in the afternoon to the clubs. Bogarts, here in Detwaa is a good place to go. It's a Hamilton club where anything goes and there is…

Why Patrons don’t Buy: A Guide for Entertainers

This is from a well-traveled and well-clubbed veteran patron’s perspective. This is somewhat a response to the question, “She's Pretty, You Like Her, but Why Won't You Buy Dances From Her?” It is personal preference. When I buy dances my first choice is Asian (as long as there is some fitness present). My second choice is short (5'2" or shorter), small, Caucasians with thigh gap (think Exxxtra small). Third would be busty, Eastern-European women. I don't like tats, and I prefer minimal piercings. If the top and bottom do not coordinate that is also a turn-off (the clothing does not have to be a set, but they need to go together and not clash). Also MUST be polite, have fresh breathe, pleasant…

My trip to Tijuana

Ok so this is going to be for the extreme newbie gringo because well, that's what I am, I don't speak Spanish and I'm pretty much just a nerdy/hippy white guy. I heard that the sex tourism was pretty good in TJ and being in SD for awhile I figured WTH. My experience is only with HK but here are some good tips for those like me looking to make the adventure. -DO NOT worry about getting pesos, every price is quoted in USD and trying to constantly do the conversion math is a pain,especially after you're drunk,they want USD,they take USD. However, the club nor hotel takes credit cards, not for rooms, at the bar or the atm, plan accordingly.…

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Ex step daughter is a stripper

I spoke with my ex-fiancé's daughter and she told me she is a stripper. We lived together for 6 years. I'm realistically the closest thing to a father she ever had. I know I'm a perv but…

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Climaxing during a lap dance?

I've been going semi-regularly to strip clubs for over ten years and last night was the first time a stripper got me off during a dance. Is this normal? She was not happy with it at all, but she was…

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BH

I may be pushing things after so recently being the benefactor of DS being added to the glossary, but I think we really need to add the recently suggested acronym BH. ButtHurt is very descriptive of an attitude that…

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Giving Thanks is not just for Thanksgiving

I am so thankful tonight for good strip clubs. Just imagine what life would be like without them: 1. There's no place for you to go when you're in the mood to play with some cute naked young women.…

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Video that broke the Internet: topless toothbrushing #4

To avoid possible accusations of favoring videos of white and/or big-breasted women brushing their teeth, here's one of a lovely British woman of color named Kayla Louise, whose titties are B cup at best: http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/kayla-brushes-her-teeth-topless_83356.html

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Big-breasted Asian titty drop

I've probably posted this before, but here it is again: http://imgur.com/r/tittydrop/dDUYefy The ones just before and after are also worth a look :)

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How noticable is you Erection during a dance ?

I've got a inch above the average so not really huge but it's a very thick cock about 2 and have inches than avg. My boners look massive and most strippers not expecting usually giggle and pause If I'm at clean…

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Too much makeup?

Just got back from the club. A new, very young, blonde approached me and introduced herself. Her overly bright red lipstick immediately got my attention. Second, she also looked to have overdone the other makeup on her face. She was average in…

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Vote for this chulo mode AA video

https://www.instagram.com/p/0wkliWsBtm/ Hell yeah I'm fuckin

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vote on this pole dance

https://youtu.be/SaQXnlGoHL0 I love a good show I vote yes

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Negative attention

I was just having fun and being real as the instructions suggest. Yet, I get attacked. Let's see. I have been accused of writing club ads for my favorite club and for also being a BR PL. Better to be fake like most…

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i'll just leave this here

https://twitter.com/RiffRaff1971/status/746750167110541312

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A pic of Dr. PhilDOT...

He hasn't changed much since he was Zipman and Slaux.pas..... http://www.richardcriste.com/poop.jpg

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strippers with tattooees on da face

yes or no

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Ever just hand all your money over to a Dancer

well that's what happen to me last night. yep dancer made me LDK so good I just handed all my cash over didn't even count it. yes I over paid fo sho but that lil momma was worth it

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Strippers with Green Hair or Blue

yes or no ? if not what un natural color do you like ?

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Amber Rayne dies of cocaine

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-amber-rayne-cocaine-overdose-20160624-snap-story.html Adult film actress Amber Rayne died of a cocaine overdose this spring in her Los Angeles home, coroner’s officials confirmed on Friday. The adult film performer’s April 2 death in her Sun Valley residence was also determined to be an accident,…

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Best kissing experience in the strip club

What has been your best kissing experience ITC? For me most times I've been kissed, it's just been a peck on the lips. One time though my CF during a lapdance (a couple of weeks ago), leaned in and starting kissing me,…

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Moves that Dancers do to get you Hard

my fav is when they flip upside down in your lap and shove that pussy right in your face. damn boys just smelling it turns me on

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Nothing hotter than when you know your stripper knows your about to cum and she

last night had this stripper work me over for a solid 30 min. she was very responsive to my dick. what made me cum extra hard and tip a lot more extra cash is I noticed when I was getting…

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If you like guns you will love this...

Glock 19 vs spray paint cans.. ooooooh noooooo, what will happen? https://youtu.be/B7pInRhHfGU

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Effect of Brexit on the clubs

Will this mean fewer east Europeans in the UK clubs because now they need a work visa? No more nice English girls in the clubs on the continent? Will a gin & tonic cost more on the Reeperbahn? Also I think…

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Tv show Botched

Is it always about breast reconstruction? One girl is an exotic dancer. Former surgeon messed up her boobs with his procedure. Another group are twins. They want everything the same, exactly the same, including their tits. Picky picky. Never seen the show before.

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TUSCL: The library for the new millennium

I have learned so much on TUSCL. I would have never heard of Action Bronson if it weren't for TUSCL He's an interesting cat. Has a Jewish mother but was raised Muslim. He's a chef and a rapper.…

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OT: little 4got = good doggie!

I got little 4got's nails ground down at the groomer's yesterday. When I went to get the little guy back the groomer told me he was a good dog! She said that dachshund's sometimes bite without warning but he just…

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Trying not to be a butthurt PL

As a long time strip club chump I realize that I can not avoid some level of pathetic loser-ness. I always try to avoid becoming one of the most pathetic strains of strip club loser though: the "BR" (butthurt…

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If strip clubbing was like wrestling

what would be your entro music as u walked in ? this would be crazy joe lol https://youtu.be/KeEeePuaWII

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Anyone Remember Cheeks in NJ

If you do then you'll know what I'm talking about when I say I still can't believe how great that place was and there will never be another to compare !

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Wanna take a walk?

This guy does. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk-HHyGRSRw

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Wanna take a ride?

Or fly? Pretty cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wObBrd9wB6M

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Crazyjoe vs. Nina

https://youtu.be/R0VCfbxrEgE