TUSCL News

Front Room

Dancer entitlement approaching dancer disrespect

I'm at the Tootsies sportsbar watching San Antonio smack around OKC. Prior to the game I was hanging in the main-floor waiting for the start of the game. I was standing next to the entrance of the LD room & I see…

Front Room

Toledo 2AMer.

Two people were shot, one of them critically wounded, during an altercation outside a North Toledo strip club this morning, Toledo police said. Akeem Fox, 27, and Brandon Williams, 32, were shot about 4:30 a.m. behind 707 Matzinger Road, known as…

Front Room

A new one for me

I'm picking up my youngest stripper for a date tonight. At her house. She lives with her parents. And they're home. This strikes me as a tad risky. Just in case her dad comes out with a…

Front Room

Crazyjoe the lawn mower mechanic

I have a big tool box. My Henrys Repeater helped a lot https://youtu.be/vvGgmKcIvcg

Front Room

Craig Sager Talked Dennis Rodman Out of Suicide in 1993

Rodman was talked out of suicide in The Landing Strip, which I visit frequently. This was at a time when Dennis was a talented basketball player and before he has become so strange, weird and outlandish. "Dennis Rodman, who…

Front Room

The playlist of dancers

I believe the state of music has never been as bad as it is right now. That being said the dancers have to dance to music on stage. Which artists come up the most when dancers tell you what they…

Front Room

Gammanu95, Jacklash,juicebox69,shailynn

What is up with the whale avatars? Are you guys saying that you are club whales?

Front Room

I Love You

Is it common that dancers use this line to try and rope you into spending more? In all the years that I've been clubbing, probably had lap dances from a few thousand dancers, with dozens of favs of various…

Front Room

Henry Repeater

I am getting one. The Henry won the west

Front Room

love da pussie jucceesssee

what do u men thank ? I love it

Front Room

Is this how Crazy Joe gets lap dances?

He must have been so high he forgot his girlfriend was watching. http://brobible.com/girls/article/lap-dance-girl-not-friend-lol/

Front Room

Mexican cop going on strip club tour after topless photo makes her Internet sens

We need more cops like this. http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/lifestyle/2016/04/29/mexican-cop-going-on-strip-club-tour-after-topless-photo-makes-her-internet/

Front Room

Selling my pussy

Who want to buy it 100 a hit

Front Room

Detroit Strip Club Meet Up & Culinary Experience Tentative Schedule

Detroit Strip Club Meet Up & Culinary Experience Tentative Schedule 2:00PM - A Hearty Lunch of Fish and Chips at Arthur Treachers. 2:45PM - Quick stop at Meijers to buy 3 cases of Listermint. 3:00PM - Shailynn and JS69 commence to buy out…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

First time since the change

First time here after the new remodel/ownership change. Was nicely surpised and the interior is much nicer. Dancers are of similar quality as before, all different shapes and sizes. The bartender was very cute. Drinks were…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

All's quiet on South Ave.

Really! No music. No dancers. The doorman was there to pat me down though. One of the dancers was doing a stint as bartender but there were no customers at the bar and no dancers…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Nothing you haven't seen

I was surprised at the size and layout of this place. Unfortunately, that's probably the only unique thing about it. It's probably one of the classier clubs in Atlanta, and if you come here often,…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

This is probably my favorite club in town and have nothing but praise for this place

This is probably my favorite club in town and have nothing but praise for this place. Arrive at the club about 10pm on a Wednesday. The bouncers are friendly and the waitresses are always polite…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Expensive

Went there after having four martinis at another bar to check it out. Very upscale, built around 3 story high open space, they gutted a row building that used to house an older strip club.…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Revisit to see a feature dance after the remodel

Went to visit a few weeks ago to see Natasha Nova feature dance with my fiancé. I hadn't been to Blush in over a year and wanted to see how the remodel turned out as…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Just went in out of curiosity . . .

Thought I'd walk into Scores and see what was going on, partly out of curiosity, and partly because I have a VIP card that I've never used (read my last review of this worthless place…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Never disappoints!

I took a long break from the BM and strip joints in general, but I couldn't help but stop in as I passed it on my way into town. It's nicer now, but that's not…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Good Visit

Was in town for work last week and decided to visit here. There is a large rectangular bar area overlooking a patio in the back and most of the dancers seemed to congregate in one…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

The Dock Light

This was my first trip back in around a year. Parking is not an issue, and the lot is private. The mall behind the club is closed so there is no worry about your car…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not the Cheetah I remembered

Well was in Vegas for a reunion and had some free time to kill before meeting up with friends so stopped in to this place that I had not been in for probably five years.…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Pretty good nu

Went into Jens early evening. There were 5 dancers, all AA. There is a 6' tall slender dancer who was all over me the minute I sat down. I ordered a…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Best club in Vegas

My wife took me to the Hustler club for my birthday. The club is very nice inside and the staff was very friendly. We got there right about the time they opened and there wasn't…

Quality Entertainment

Durham, North Carolina

Surprisingly comfortable

I called ahead, as I've never been to a place like this, they explained a few things to me. I arrived and parked in the rear very private, they buzzed me in and had a…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Declining quality..

The club has changed management again. The new management allows the girls to charge whatever they want per dance, but they must give the house $15 for every dance. This has caused some dancers…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Tuesday afternoon visit

Went there around 4 pm on a Tuesday afternoon, early in April. It's dark in there, hard to see - but probably a good thing, given that many of the dancers are showing the ravages…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

EI...business as usual

Just getting back in town from a 2 month project opening in FL. The clubs there suck so I couldn't wait to get back home. I…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

title

Came here on a tuesday around 1 in the afternoon because I heard they had cheap well drinks. Got a vodka coke for 1.50 which is a pretty good price. There were probably 15 customers…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Stiletto Nanuet

It is an ok place to visit ..Usually weekday evenings are bit calm and quite , may be 3-4 dancers ,also evening 4 to 7 no cover and $ 5 beverages (water or…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Baby Doll Visit on Thursday night

checked into club at 12:00 am. This place is usually very crowded in the night but that was not the case this time. Entry was $7. I would rate girls around 4-5. Few of them…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Thursday evening

Stopped by Flight club for first time on a thursday evening. Have visited penthouse a few times. This compares favorably in interiot to penthouse. Sat at the bar. Probably around 15 patrons and 12…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Pushy girls

Bobby's is my least favorite of the Mannheim area clubs. It's a little more private than it was once upon a time but still pretty open. The girls take you into the corner but you…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

Good spot to drink and hang out

It's tough in the city limits of Chicago to find a good club.... This is pretty central and byob. That's probably the two biggest features. The ladies are really attractive as well. They are also…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Hollywood

I visit this club when I'm in St Louis. It used to be far more hit than miss, not it's about even in terms of hit or miss. Several of my favorite dancers have moved…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Gets better later

I probably wouldn't continue visiting the club, but it's very convenient after dropping someone of at the airport and I do like this club when there are dancers on stage. The back bar…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Amazing Decor, Not so Amazing Otherwise

Really impressive club with top-notch decor across the board. High end furnishings and a large space along with an equally impressive VIP area. Not sure if it was just the night that I…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Unexpected fun at Jet Strip

Some good looking girls. Not the best part of town. No alcohol since its fully nude. Girls were not pushy. I only got dances from 2 girls. I started with a 5'2 chinese girl w…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Mondays Adventure

Well, I went back again last monday. And I'm still happy with my choice. I took my wife and a friend this time and it was a load of fun. One thing I gotta say…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Wednesday Night 9:30 PM

I went to Cheerleaders on Wednesday night about 9:30 PM. There’s mandatory valet parking on the club’s property ($6.00). Friendly staff. No hassles. The club was medium in size. It had two bars connected by…

Diamond Men's Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Strip club for tame bachelor parties

Went on a Friday night about 10 pm; my buddy got his cover waives for military id. Nice spacious club, dimly lit, but lots of colored lights and black lights. About 15 dancers over course…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

A great time

I went to Chica Locas on a Thursday afternoon. There were probably around 30 dancers and all of them were decent looking to great looking (in my opinion). Probably 80% Hispanic and…

The Platform Strip Club

Hastings, Nebraska

paradise again

I decided to check out the new club in Hastings: Midwest. I didn't know about it until I was speaking with the girls at paradise, asked if I had checked it out.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pandora explorer

Nothing new about the facilities here, the club still has a "homey" feel or maybe "is kind of a dump" depending on your perspective. But last time I left a review I said…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Great atmosphere, but a bit pricey

Having only been to Anthony's in South Hadley and Chez Pariee (A+) in Montreal twice, I would say that the Cadillac Lounge ranks in the upper end of gentleman's clubs. I had heard of it for…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Spyce

So many hot dancers working @ Spyce. I arrived early in the evening and things started slow. Stage set up is a bit odd (no rack/bar) but that does allow the dancer clear…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Club Playpen

I like stopping by Club Playpen. Lots of variety, always a couple of hotties and it's a casual PDX strip club. I stopped by around 2 and there were 5-6 dancers on…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

So So

I normally go to Gold Rush or Follies when I'm in ATL but since I was in sandy springs I decided to check out flashers. The club looks typical on the outside but the…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

Good vibes

I went for a friends bday this past saturday. You can find parking on the street but the area is kind of shady so i just paid for valet which i think was 5. The…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

it is what it is

This is a tiny club with the feel of being in someone's basement. There is no VIp room for dances so all lap dances happen in open plain sight. The place has put up some…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Fun night always

Every time i go to the Palace i always enjoy my self. The girls will talk with you and they never haggle the prices for $20. The girls look good too and have a little…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

Adora is adorable

If this club is close to you, or you can not cross into Canada, its an excellent option. It is in the middle of nowhere. No alcohol, fine for me. Dances individually are expensive, 30…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I've had some decent trips to the Penthouse recently

I've had some decent trips to the Penthouse recently. Most recently was not the best, but ok. During my two previous trips during the day, the talent level was not great, but the…

Club Rog

Fremont, Ohio

Not Horrible, Not Great, Just Ehhh...

Keep in mind, my experiences are mostly with Pittsburgh, Detroit, and Denver clubs. Thursday evening, 5-6 girls, all 6-7. Overall, the girls were fun but were more interested in talking among themselves and the regulars.…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

talkofthetown

Let me start off with a small gripe sure is fishy that talk of the town consistently has reviewers saying good stuff with only 1 review never to be seen again. If your club is…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Not so Wild.

Stopped in on a lazy Sunday afternoon to check out the reconstituted Jaguars. $10 cover at the door and no alcohol sold inside but you can bring your own. About 15 mostly Mexican patrons inside…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

chica

A mexican bar with entertainers. Music is way too loud. Cheap entrance fee and drinks. Entertainers are hit or miss but mostly miss. If u hit u will surely have fun with good contact dances.…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

First time visit

Stopped by on a Thursday night after work to check it out. There is a $10 cover that is paid at the bar after entering, at least at that time and day. The…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Unproffessional

I went to check out Follies one afternoon. Pros: Lots of women Cons:Very little seating, guys were having to get lap dances while standing against walls Dark as sin: hard to tell what the dancers look like…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Laid Back Weekday

If you prefer a more laid-back atmosphere than on a crowded weekend, a weekday afternoon is suggested. Only a few guys sitting around a long, almost circular bar - and every guy chatting…

Gold Club

Memphis, Tennessee

New fav.

Well, most importantly is this club has gone from bikini to pasty. On the up side, much better on the eyes. On the down side, 1. less "accidental" flashing and 2. It appears there is…

Mixer's

Northfield, Ohio

Great time

The bar is friendly, clean and customer oriented. The dancers are both hot and accommodating. There's a new dancer named Heather who is fantastic and not a bit shy. Make sure you have a lap…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Red Parrot

I went on a Tuesday evening at around 5 pm and the cover was only $3. Sat down and was immediately greeted by the waitress and bought Jack and Cokes. The stage was completely dead…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Typical day at DVL

Had business in the area in the a.m. Arrived at DVL just after noon. As always, parking is plentiful and free. There was a sign posted inside the entrance that announced that there is no…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Friday night

I've been wanting to go to LS for a few weeks. Finally i had some time and was close by. I've always enjoyed myself at this club, but this night was a disappointment.…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

First time back

This was my first time back in a long while. The dancers were mostly great and put on good shows. Of the ten or so girls there that night, at least six were…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

You like Country?

Was in town for the game 6 pacers vs raptors and decided to find something else then bar hop downtown. My buddy found this place on this website and it seemed to be the highest…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

umm... ok

so walked in on a lazy afternoon... first of all the door stuck, so i thought it was closed... but i could hear music while i was walking away... so pulled hard to open the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Not what it was, but not as bad as has been made out

First things first: A proper dance will cost you $30 (qty 1; volume discounts can be worked out). Second - beverages are a rip off, so I suggest you minimize your loss by getting a bottle…

Always a GREAT time, highly recommend

So, this was my fourth visit to Lido and AGAIN it did not disappoint. Had an amazing time chatting with 3-4 beautiful young women and then taking them to the couches and letting my hands…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Que sera, sera.

I was totally unprepared to work at another club. I left it up to divine providence and the fact that I have a great pair of artificial fun bags installed. I carpooled with my BFF…

Goldfingers

Melbourne, Victoria

Ugly girls with even uglier personalities

The girls here are horrible. The are rude to one another and rude to customers. They should seriously get their eyes checked and have a long hard look in the mirror because girls that ugly…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Some good, but mostly bad

Been here before and had a great time, this time though not so much. Start off with the good, decent set up with small stage in the middle, private lap dances to the side, and…

Deja Vu

Torrance, California

Fun in Torrance near the freeway

Pretty fun if you ask me, 20$ dances they let you touch, not that expensive, have a little fun, I would maybe add some more hot girls Although there are some they're not all amazing…

The Pony Greensboro

Greensboro, North Carolina

Looks like I'm either one of very few tuscl members who visit this place, or one of few who write a review

Looks like I'm either one of very few tuscl members who visit this place, or one of few who write a review. I hadn't been here for months but wanted a cold one for the…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

First Time at Playmates

Living and working in Rochester I have been trying to get to this club for sometime now and I wasn't disappointed. Its a good 30 minutes from the city. When I first arrived I paid…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Naked women and booze...

Club is located in North Las Vegas's older section of the area. Got to the Club about 10:00 PM and even at that time of night when I walked in it was…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Great time

The music, the girls, the service. All great things at this club. More often than not there are 5+ attractive AND friendly girls here. I've had multiple conversations about random stuff and…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Growing on me

This club is starting to grow on me. I've been here a number of times over the last few years and outside of a few instances mostly been disappointed. Over the past few…

Baby Dolls

Clearwater, Florida

baby dolls is whack

Have made 5 recent visits to this club. Not much has changed except they rarely have girls in the afternoons. 4 out of the 5 recent visits I found 0 dancers.…

Heat

West Lealman, Florida

Heat.....tried again

Went and visited this small club twice recently. On a Monday they had 0 dancers on the mid afternoon shift. On Thursday they only had one who was white and a little…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Lovely Time

I visited EB about 2 Wednesday's ago and had the usual wonderful time. I have always been a big fan of this club due to the friendliness of some of the dancers. I tend to…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

So different from a normal strip club

Unless you have been here, the place is hard to describe. I guess it is a strip club, but it is really a place where you go if you are willing to spend some coin…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Great Club

I decided to take a mental health day and go strip clubbing. I'm glad I decided to check out Cabaret East! Cover was free and it was 3 bucks crown and down. I was sold…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Afternoon visit

Came here on Friday around 2:30PM, small parking lot and it was full, I took the last open spot. First time here so I didn't know what to expect. There was around a dozen patrons…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

Friday Evening Visit

Came here right at opening at 6PM after a brief visit at Bristol, a few other patrons came strolling in shortly after. First time here, the inside looks nice a bit better than Bristol and…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

A great club for a first timer

Well I have never been to a strip club so 3 weeks ago I decided to go to Dreams Cabaret. Going in their was a good lighting great music I felt relax. It was bigger…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Don't think ill go back

The place looks really worn down and shady. Its not in a good location at all and looks like they made due with the space that they have. The bar can get crowded but is…

FKK Villa

Hannover, Germany

Total rip off

After the big industrial exhibition I was recommended to go to this place. I had read some not too good reviews but since a friend of mine had good experience some years ago I…

Play House

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Disappointed

Went here on a on a Saturday night after going to a few strip clubs. I thought I would get some more bang for my buck. I was wrong. The place looks pretty run down on…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Still a favorite.

I am not certain on how many dancers there were (guessing around 20+), but they were doing 2 songs per stage/platform most of the time that I was there. Now, at some places that can…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

PG-13 visit

Stopped in around 6pm on Friday. Club was pretty empty, perhaps 4-5 customers and that many girls. Cute little black girl named Fantasy and a little white brunette spinner named Tiffany caught my attention on…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Saturday afternoon visit

Located in a plaza filled with a bunch of Asian restaurants and businesses. Parking is very easy, and convenient. Feels a little weird since lots of family dinning and after school classrooms nearby. Anyways, the…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

Another visit to the block

After discovering that little darlings has been closed for good, I first went to the Hustler club, which however was basically dead. Two girls sitting at the bar, totally ignoring me. After shortly thinking what…

Alpine Gentleman's Club

Syracuse, New York

Having a bit of a lull

I remember this club a couple of yours back being busier and with more attractive dancers. Physically its rather small. There are two stages, one by the bar, and a main stage away…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

mediocre visit to Henry's

After striking out at BT's I thought I'd try my luck at Henry's. It was around 1130 when I showed up and stayed about an hour. No need to go into details about the physical…

La Oficina

Queens, New York

la oficina

This is another club I keep hearing about. Saw good reviews online. Went there at 10 pm. It was at a busy area on Roosevelt. That's one things I hate about clubs is that they…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Well....

Had a hotel room about a block from the block.... Walked down and into the first club that looked cheap. I drew an older gal who was handsy but didn't follow thru…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

meh

I got there about 9:45 pm. There were about 15 cars in the lot, so not much better given the scale of the clubs. Inside the club looks great, but it is empty. I think…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

High quality, low friction

After spending some time in the lower end of the block, we took chairs at the main stage with a stack of singles. Girls on the main stage were naked and hot, for…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

High quality, low friction

After spending some time in the lower end of the block, we took chairs at the main stage with a stack of singles. Girls on the main stage were naked and hot, for…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Good time after a game

After a day of drinking at the ballpark me and a couple buddies ventured out to the Paradise. Getting in took a bit as I had let my membership lapse and had to pay…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

many girls to choose from..

Went in on a friday around midnight.. mandatory valet parking was a bummer.. paid 10 to get in.. they have 2 options.. a paid booth and a general sitting area.. we opted for the general…

Sugar Daddys

Sauk Rapids, Minnesota

Sugar Daddy's

I was passing through on highway 10 when I seen Sugar Daddys and decided to stop in. It’s a large building right on Hwy 10, easy to get to. Cover is $10 and it also…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Daytime at Oasis

Knowing I'd be disappointed by the quality at Follies on a Monday afternoon, I decided to give Oasis a try having only been there once late night on a Saturday. I arrived around 5:30…

Country Time Gentlemen's Club

Upper Sandusky, Ohio

One dancer on duty

Stopped by this club on a Saturday afternoon. No cover charge, and the prices for dances are clearly listed on menu stands on each table and on signs on several posts and walls: $25 per…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

5th+ visit

Well, in the Dells this is my favorite club. There are a lot of things I don't like about it. Weekends in season it's usually very crowded and very hard to get any…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Big club

Stopped by on a Thursday evening after visiting the PGA superstore just down the street. This is a big club, and as the evening wore on, it was filled with a lot of good looking…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

Nice visit

I had not been to Carl's for a year or so, but I was out early on Saturday evening and that is a slow time on Mannheim Road. At such times, Carl's is a…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Not great, not bad

I went here on a Wednesday afternoon when I had finished work early. I had been here a few times before, but the last time was 4-5 years ago. Walked in and paid…

Femina Bar

Turin, Italy

Chaturbate IRL

This place is quite different from American strip clubs. Basically, there are 'shows', that could be a mix of cosplay, erotic movie, and sexy striptease. There are 5 different dancers doing each a show, which lasts 3…

Front Room

Falling for a stripper: Please snap me out of it

Long time anonymous lurker, 1st time poster...so of course I'm going bring up a much oft discussed topic. TL;DR - After 4 VIP sessions (and a sizeable chunk of change) in 2 days less than a week apart with the same…

Front Room

Who is Paxton Linch?

???

Front Room

Fuck you jackie!

Title says it all

Front Room

Cities with the worst strip clubs

You're traveling in a town away from home for the weekend. You have free time along with cash to spend and would like to play with some strippers. What cities have such bad strip clubs that you would…

Front Room

Orlando show clubs do suck

I'm sitting in one right now waiting to pick up my son from a concert and I'm reading the TUSCL posts. Not good.

Front Room

Too good to be true?

So I have this solid 8.5 (with great personality I would give a 9). I have seen her in the club a couple of times. I asked on first visit about us hanging OTC and she said we could…

Front Room

Playboy Mag

Any other Playboy mag reads out there? Wondering what you think of the new format. I sort of think the quality of the models has improved (more girl next door types compared to 'plastic' types) but not getting to…

Front Room

For the time being, this is my favorite thing to look at...

http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/?intcmpid=bcg-league-eml#/league/180981

Front Room

C note ?

In another thread: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=42203 PinkSugarDoll and probably others implied that you had to spend $100 or more for better dance mileage. In your experience, how true do you think this is for non-extra clubs? And also extracurricular activities?

Front Room

New weirdest occurance at the club

Today at the club I saw my first (obvious) transsexual customer. She was obviously born genetically male, but was wearing women's clothes and seemed to have tits under her clothes. She was watching the stage, tippinherited each girl a dollar,…

Front Room

SMH

Today I was approached by a dancer and she asked if I wanted anything. She went on to say that she had just sucked a big cock but she had brushed her teeth afterward. That approach didn't work on…

Front Room

Dancer beaten by cops while hand-cuffed.

More video surfaces of officer hitting woman

Front Room

This may be the end for Greenville Platinum Plus.

A Greenville strip club is under scrutiny again — this time for allegedly violating the terms of a consent order with the 13th Circuit Solicitor's Office. The order stems from a lawsuit Solicitor Walt Wilkins filed against Platinum Plus last…

Front Room

OMG put down the controller bro!

Came across this on Facebook and just shook my head. This girl is GORGEOUS!!! How could you pass that up!?!? http://gorgeousphotowall.net/091b6e56df?utm_campaign=ml&utm_medium=ml&utm_source=ml386&utm_term=2610722OVOSQWUS

Front Room

I would have jumped too.

If I was married to that. http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/04/29/cristy-pider-hart-jump-truck/83692876/

Front Room

College campus

What an awesome environment. It's like a whole community where most of the women have the looks of a dream stripper. In ten minutes I've seen three dozen that I do a VIP or OTC with. If this…

Front Room

Stop the judgements

I have heard a lot of shit talk from other dancers about other dancers. Mostly about what some dancers allow customers to do. Some is touching and some sex but this drives me insane. Ladies we need to stick up…

Front Room

Kind of a long story....but arent they all :-) Update round 2

Ok so anyone who read my first story knows last night Thursday was the night I was going to meet the stripper I had sex with ITC. She said she would be there at 8:00 and I drove to the…

Front Room

Ass shots- What clubs in the U.S have thick white dancers who have had their Ass

Hi all, are there any clubs anywhere where some of the white chics have big butts, or ass shots

Front Room

Rambling Meaderings...Vegas Style...

Here I sit yet again, on the precipice of another trip to Las Vegas, asking myself the same, age-old question, "Which Strip Clubs should I visit?" In a town like Las Vegas, where nearly every club has hotter and younger…

Front Room

Cheap Vegas Fun

Getting into the smaller clubs with no cover charge is very easy. They can't keep track of everyone coming or going. So it's simple. Go to places like Talk of the Town, Cheetahs, Olympic Garden, Little Darlings…

Front Room

how JohnSmith69 can save $1000 every 45 minute:

I bet all of girl below are DS-type for JS69, yes? JohnSmith69, each time you just watch the girl below for 45 minute instead of going to club, you will save yourself probably over $1000 each 45 minute. Believing…

Front Room

You guys in Phoenix asleep?

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/music/now-open-bones-rock-n-roll-strip-club-in-scottsdale-8255540

Front Room

I just made love to a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich

I didn't fuck it. I ate it. But each bite felt exactly like thrusting between the legs of a tight cute vagina. I savored each morsel. I consumed each bite slowly and tenderly, intimately, just like I fuck. I was eating…

Front Room

Dancer/Customer Friendships

I've never had a stripper that I thought genuinely wanted to be my friend. I'm friendly to various degrees with all of them, but I'm not a real friend of any of them. Even the DS, wonderful as she…

Front Room

Detroit summer meetup

I plan to visit Detroit clubs this summer, so I thought I'd make an initial inquiry as to whether others have an interest in doing a meetup. June or July work best for me. Late May or early…

Front Room

Shailynn Fucking with the Cops

https://youtu.be/ALv83pvHF20

Front Room

Crazyjoe fucking with the Cops

https://youtu.be/Pcs2q0U9blw

Front Room

The Power of a Real Tuscl meeting

The following is just a hypothetical idea as I assume most would not be into this. Just think about the power of 10 tuscl members that pooled $2,000 or more a piece together for a once a year gathering. The deals…

Front Room

when Rech's Daughter Wants To Have A Boyfriend

https://youtu.be/TzZTG2TnWiw Cutest thing I've seen on the net lately.

Front Room

NFL Draft?

Seems like there's not much love for the NFL here. A thread here and there, mostly whining about Brady, but the NFL draft starts in less than an hour and not a peep. I don't know, the NBA is always…

Front Room

Legs wide open like a peace sign

Fornication in my mountain dew Four or five dem bitches don't compare to you Driving in the fast lane I'm about to change this bitch last name She slipping and skidding in my kitchen I'm about to eat that pussy up

Front Room

what does the "P" in P.Emerson mean ?

Maybe CrackPot can shed light on this ? Pussy ?

Front Room

CrazyJoe s a nature lover.

Always looking out for the local wildlife. What a guy. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl8CpkxyBmM

Front Room

JS69

He has some great stories! I think he created the best soap opera we have ever wxperienced on tuscl

Front Room

Shooters Alley Atlanta shut down?

Looks like this club will be changing. I heard it from a couple dancers that work there that they have been busted for liquor license violation. I went by today to check it out and they were closed…

Front Room

ATF Proposal

We have spent a lot of time over several months together OTC and ITC. We have had a many deep discussions on a wide variety of subjects. On more than one occasion recently she has brought up the…

Front Room

Hot or not? Too much surgery?

Here in LA it seems like all girls have had some plastic surgery. Case in point I was at a local club recently, and I was talking to this girl briefly. She was a white girl, but God damn she…

Front Room

A reminder courtesy of StripperWeb

Sometimes when I feel the urge to go to the strip club on an odd night when I know I probably shouldn't, I visit StripperWeb to remind myself why I should stay home and count my money instead. This is a…

Front Room

What Do You Do To Cheer Yourself Up?

I have a lady friend who is really down in the dumps. She's down in the dumps because of a situation she got herself into which is entirely her fault. I've been trying to cheer her up and…

Front Room

Bad news for those of us who love big meaty pussy lips

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3562856/The-number-teenage-girls-getting-surgery-designer-vaginas-DOUBLES-year-doctors-blame-porn-poor-sex-education.html

Front Room

Is san jose gay to blame for all the gayness lately?

I think so.

Front Room

TUSCL Rankings

I'm getting confused in my old age. I can't keep up with all these new words the young 'ins are using. Please rank from worst to best. DS ATF Unicorn Great White Buffalo

Front Room

Crazyjoe throws a pool party

Just dont eat all the water https://youtu.be/ewGfwP9tUdM

Front Room

Lying

I hate lying to a woman that I'm in a relationship with. Let's face it, with the shit that many of us do with strippers we can never be completely truthful with woman that we date. I certainly can't, and…

Front Room

Whore at work

A bitch at work got a coworker fired today. I am thinking of starting a fight with her to get fired as well. She always has a new pair of $100 shoes on daily. So, she is basically a whore at work. I believe…

Front Room

How many dances?

How many lap dances with the same person do you think most guys average in a non extras club where there is 2 way touching and $20 per dance? I always wonder if I am about average in how…

Front Room

Experts

I wish 1 or 2 of the experts on here would just come to the KC area and go to the club with me and show me how it is done...haha

Front Room

Advice

So since my CF hasn't communicated with me in 2 weeks I went searching for new fish. I went to a club an hour away. I have found 2 dancers there that I am very interested in. I would call…

Front Room

Are there a lot of gay oil field workers?

WILLISTON, N.D. – In the wake of the city’s decision to separate exotic dancing from drinking by the end of next week, the owner of Williston’s last remaining strip club says he will turn the business into a gathering spot…

Front Room

Glitter Gulch, definition of "tourist trap" to close in June.

Just read that Glitter Gulch or Girls of Glitter Gulch the strip club smack in the middle of Las Vegas's Fremont Street Experience has been purchased and will close in June. This place was not a good club at all…

Front Room

Glitter Gulch, definition of "tourist trap" to close in June.

Just read that Glitter Gulch or Girls of Glitter Gulch the strip club smack in the middle of Las Vegas's Fremont Street Experience has been purchased and will close in June. This place was not a good club at all…

Front Room

TUSCL Hockey Bracket....

Against all odds, for the moment, I am a winner http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/?intcmpid=bcg-league-eml#/league/180981

Front Room

OT: My Pillow

Has anyone bought one of those “My Pillow” that has been advertised on TV/radio recently? If so – how was it?

Front Room

cabaret royale dallas

Does anyone know where any of these dancers landed?

Front Room

Attorney bloopers

Here something I came across on the internet, and I thought that our resident attorney could use some cheering up since he's been called an old Fart and isn't having any luck finding a new dream stripper, anyway John this…

Front Room

Texting

How often do you guys text with a dancer who gives you her number? I know it is different how long you have known her. I have one who was my CF but haven't gotten a response to texts…

Front Room

Attention

I got two new songs on iTunes, "you hurt me so bad", and "no hook needed". Go get it today! It's only a buck. Let's goooooo. https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/no-hook-needed-single/id1107970643?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/you-hurt-me-so-bad-single/id1106337237?ign-mpt=uo%3D4

Front Room

Old Fart

I'm with the DS and we are joking around while getting high. I make a sarcastic comment facetiously referring to myself as a 60 year old man. She gets a puzzled look on her face and asks if I'm…

Front Room

ATF relationship nearing the end

I don't wanna get into details, but it looks like the end is near with my OTC P4P relationship with my ATF (she stopped dancing a while ago). Basically she has started seeing a guy, they aren't exclusive yet so…

Front Room

happy true story

i know you guys think i am lying about giving prince his first assless purple pants, but i am not. your probably not going to believe this, but I helped in the johnbenet ramsay case. the good news is that…

Front Room

Joke Of The Day

In class, the teacher asked Jimmy how his weekend was "Horrible", he said, " A car ran into my brothers asshole!" "Now Jimmy", said the teacher, "the proper word is rectum" Jimmy replied, "rectum? Damn near killed him!"

Front Room

Crazyjoe Does Taco Bell

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/3f/75/b0/3f75b0e45bb2ac4b216a589b4f2af583.jpg http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/5171848+_49d435c58655b80be925dab07df51e0c.png http://new3.fjcdn.com/comments/Nope+just+taco+bell+_cda0b504764ee5ea9a9a571b6550eebf.jpg http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/31-Just-ate-taco-bell-meme.jpg https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/02/10/e2/0210e258c05c96d32d036bc0dda3d575.jpg http://www.pmslweb.com/the-blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/29-taco-bell-meat-meme.jpg

Front Room

Vehicle broke into while at strip club

Now, this didn't happen to me (thank god), but one of the guys I work with had his company vehicle broke into (and pretty much emptied of all sorts of company tools and parts) while he sat in s strip…

Front Room

Sighting of Saudi_Arabia_Guy

SAG, also known as Prince Abdul Aziz bin Fahd, was seen partying in Manhattan. The picture says it all. http://nypost.com/2016/04/26/saudi-prince-hits-the-clubs-looking-like-an-average-joe/?utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NY%2520Post%2520Newsletter&utm_source=Sailthru

Front Room

I miss stripper nails

Ok I can admit I love long sexy nails especially on a DS. I think when they are sliding up or down her body it just adds another a little extra . Last week when I was at the club…

Front Room

Great White Buffalo

Even though the movie is probably at least five years old, I still find Hot Tub Time Machine to be hilarious. One of my favorite quotes is when they talk about finding a Great White Buffalo. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I0Sxxibos-I For those that haven't…

Front Room

Another unicorn???

This seems to have been my month to discover unicorns in my favorite club. This particular dancer has absolutely the best stage presence I have ever seen. She never just walks to the end of the stage and just drops…

Front Room

Not sure what the object of this game is but it looks interesting. :)

http://www.xnxx.com/video13045949/japanische_gameshow

Front Room

Can a Dancer at the end of her career bring emotional sexual healing to the youn

Right now I really am believing

Front Room

Stripper transsexual threesome request

WTF!! I recently posted a discussion on finding another lady for a threesome. Thanks for all the advice. In telling her I would be scouting another club for our next new threesome friend My ATF jthrew me a curve saying…

Front Room

Lunchtime at Starbucks

Did a quick run to Starbucks after lunch. Sat in the patio as I sipped my latte and browsed TUSCL. Could not keep my eyes on the screen – I was sitting by the door and must have seen at least 10…

Front Room

OT: all-time undrafted NFL team

Scroll down halfway to see the list: https://www.yahoo.com/sports/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/shutdown-corner-s-all-time-undrafted-nfl-team-173740826.html

Front Room

What's the meaning of your TUSCL username?

With me, growing up Larry Johnson was one of my favorite NBA players, plus I loved his role as "grandmama" on Family Matters. So I decided to honor him, plus I love fishing, so that's how I came with "larryfisherman".…

Front Room

Who the fuck is cflock?

Seriously I've been around for a while and I have no clue. Is he like Capt Tuttle on MASH?

Front Room

I like the way she thinks

Recently one of my favorites told me that she wants to eventually open her own strip club and when she does, she is going to make all of her dancers gets tested for STDs every month. She feels that the…

Front Room

Dancers with poor personal hygiene to include bad breath as well as unpleasant b

I find it a true disservice to a paying customer if you disregard the most imperative part of your profession. Especially when you are in such an extreme proximity with them of an intimate nature. And it coincidentally seems to…

Front Room

what if tuscl was in video format or live stream ?

Might be a little like this https://youtu.be/aetVg30HF5U Comment below on what member this fits

Front Room

CT: Are There Any Muslim TUSCL Members In The Discussions?

CT (controversial topic) Is anyone that posts on a regular basis Muslim? Makes no difference to me, I am just curious. I live in a small town and I have seen the Muslim popular explode over the past 5 years, but…

Front Room

Customers Not Washing Hands After Using The Toilet / Dancers Not 'Sanitizing' Be

First. let me say I am so glad that my ATF and other favs always wipe themselves down when they get off stage, and also in between dances with customers. It should be common practice, but I know there…

Front Room

Hi Looking for advice on how to move this from ITC to OTC

Some of you have read my post "Kind of a long story....but arent they all :-) ITC first time" Got FS inside the club to my surprise. I am hoping to see her again this Thursday at the…

Front Room

stripper stereotypes

So whats some good stripper stereotypes you have heard or seen?

Front Room

NASCAR Events

The earlier thread "From Breastaurant Waitress to Stripper?" got me thinking about how so many of the hot Jack Daniels, Skoal, & Power Tool girls used to be recruited from local strip clubs to work NASCAR events. Ran into…

Front Room

what constitutes trolling?

I would say that it is negative ad hominem. The comments are not topical, they are meta narrative, conversations about the conversation, with the intent of terminating the conversation. Most of it is ad hominem, talking about the…

Front Room

Odessa 2AMer.

Private security guards at Jaguars Gold Club fired the shots that killed 28-year-old Daniel Ibarra Ruiz early Sunday morning, the Ector County Sheriff’s Office reported in a Monday morning news release that offered a narrative account of the slaying. The sheriff’s…

Front Room

We need more Politicians like this

Sexiest politicians of all time https://youtu.be/kBOwWw7wlg8