Nastiest thing a dancer has ever said (from StripperWeb)
Subraman
Car key and wallet dating your sister
And you think the strippers say fucked up shit to US... thought you might enjoy some of the gems strippers say to each other
"if the only way you can get a dance, is by taking a drunk guy im not suprised" (after i had been booked for 4 hours by the same guy and had spent the time drinking with him!)
"dont worry, no customer of yours would ever be a customer of mine" (implying im so ugly the only customers i get arent good enough for her!!lmfao)
"It's so good to see you! I thought they fired all the thick girls."
This girl was leaving when it started to slow down and asked me if I was leaving too. I said, nope, I don't leave till the fat lady sings. Her friend looks me up and down and says, "well, you're fat. Sing." (editorial comment from Subraman: Papi, chessmaster: she's insulting your girl!!)
A few years ago, I went back to a club I'd left a few months before, and a dancer I knew pretty well walks in as I'm getting dressed and blurts out "WOW, you gained weight!!!"
'Why the fuck would you come to this club? Nobody here wants you to be here. We all hope something bad happens to you this week.' A girl at a club that had never had a feature.
'Ginger, you sound like a total hillbilly. It's not hot and no man with any class would give you any money. You may as well get your shit now and go home.' Girl in a club up north that didn't exactly like my accent
Her: Hooow cute! I never noticed those little dimples on the back of your legs before!! I waannnt those, they are sooo cute! (in the dr infront of everyone)
Me: blank stare
Her: What are those things called?
Me: cellulite
Her: oh, how come I don't have that?? I wannnt some!!
"if the only way you can get a dance, is by taking a drunk guy im not suprised" (after i had been booked for 4 hours by the same guy and had spent the time drinking with him!)
"dont worry, no customer of yours would ever be a customer of mine" (implying im so ugly the only customers i get arent good enough for her!!lmfao)
"It's so good to see you! I thought they fired all the thick girls."
This girl was leaving when it started to slow down and asked me if I was leaving too. I said, nope, I don't leave till the fat lady sings. Her friend looks me up and down and says, "well, you're fat. Sing." (editorial comment from Subraman: Papi, chessmaster: she's insulting your girl!!)
A few years ago, I went back to a club I'd left a few months before, and a dancer I knew pretty well walks in as I'm getting dressed and blurts out "WOW, you gained weight!!!"
'Why the fuck would you come to this club? Nobody here wants you to be here. We all hope something bad happens to you this week.' A girl at a club that had never had a feature.
'Ginger, you sound like a total hillbilly. It's not hot and no man with any class would give you any money. You may as well get your shit now and go home.' Girl in a club up north that didn't exactly like my accent
Her: Hooow cute! I never noticed those little dimples on the back of your legs before!! I waannnt those, they are sooo cute! (in the dr infront of everyone)
Me: blank stare
Her: What are those things called?
Me: cellulite
Her: oh, how come I don't have that?? I wannnt some!!
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ME: Yeah I weigh 130
HER: NOT UH!! Theres no way you're ONLY 10 pounds heavier than ME is there?? (looks in mirror at stomach)
A long time ago when I had to terminate a pregnancy after almost four months:
Dancer to me: You're never going to be as skinny as you were and you'll never look the same.
Me: Speechless and almost ready to cry.
I've had a girl say to me "Wow, I hope I look like you when I get old"
I was at another club and this girl started trouble with me for no reason. She called me over to her, asked me who my surgeon was, then said to the girl standing next to her in a snotty voice "Don't go to him" and she smugly walked away
So, I'm leaving for the night, after having worked 5 hours, paid out a total of $60 to work, with a profit of $1 in my pocket. I know of a handful of girls who had a similar or worse experience last night, so it didn't sting as hard as it could have, but as I was getting dressed, I saw the skinny girl with the giant fake tits (who always gets yelled at for using too much baby oil on herself before she goes onstage) signing out for VIP, and I asked her something along the lines of, "go, you. what do you say to these guys, anyway?"
She was like, "what," and I pointed out that a lot of us were leaving broke and she was on her 3rd VIP of the night.
She said "It's the hotness." I pointed out that she wasn't the only hot chick at the club, and she just made like she was looking around the dressing room, laughed, and replied with, "yeah, I am."
"If I were you, when you're done with HER in there, I would go get myself some antibiotics."
I drank at work and one of the girls who didn't was like, "I almost knocked over your drink, but I grabbed it last second, I didn't want you to get on the floor and start lapping it up."
waitress: hey is that a new tat?
dancer: yes it is
waitress: what does it say?
dancer: it says my little brothers name he has cancer and might pass away soon so i let him write his name and then got it tatted on my arm
waitress: well...i think its ugly. so what if he dies it was a bad idea and now your stuck with a ugly tattoo on your body...ewww
O.T., she was totally broke from student debt and I gave her money to get back to Chicago where she wants to be a public defender.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I amuse myself too much.
Veteran: "You like dancing like that?"
Me: "Well it's not elegant like you or _____ but the guys like it so I'll guess keep it up for a while"
Veteran: "Yeah, guys do like that trashy shit don't they."
a girl in my club told almost everyone in the club (I work at a small mid tier/dive, so it's easy to be able to talk to everyone especially if it's not that busy) that I am a whore who sucks dick in the lap dance area and I have a smely pussy
"Wow! You gained all the weight I lost!"
Last week a girl exclaimed that my perfume smelt like "period blood" and then proceeded to spray air freshener around the DR
"SNAP! Toxic Work Environment!!!"
SJG
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