Not the best, not the worst

Visited Wacko's first on a Friday afternoon. The club was fairly full, which I assume was for the 2 for 1 drink specials. They also have a full menu, and apparently a lunch buffet. My friends and I settled in on a couple of buckets of domestics, and had a seat. There were several tables with 2 main areas for the dancers, with a large bar in the middle of the club. The VIP area is in the back of the club. Will get to that later.

As far as the number and quality of dancers, we found the afternoon/early evening shift to actually have higher quality dancers than the prime time/late night shift. The dancers came in all shapes, sizes, and ethnicities, so there is certainly something for everyone. There were several solid 8's, but no one we would consider 9's or 10's. But there was everything from African-American girls, Latina girls, and several white girls. Some were very tattooed and alternative, and some were not, but I'd say the dancers on average were more "ghetto." Service and friendliness were dependent on the girl, but we were definitely some of the less "thug" clientele in the space. However, I would say there is quite a varied crowd that comes in. Everyone from couples, older country club types, bachelor parties, military dudes, to more gang banger/thug types were all in and out the whole time.

As far as the staff, the DJs and the door staff were pretty welcoming and funny. The bartenders were ok, pretty slow service, but kinda standard for a strip club. First drinks were kind of weak, but as we warmed up and spent more, the pours got heavier. Didn't try any of the food, but interestingly, saw one of the dancers eating a whole rack of BBQ ribs before going on for her set. They looked pretty tasty.