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Shadowcat is back home.

After 13 days in the hospital I came home to night but still have a lot of recovery to do.

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Forward Scout

Someone had to do it. I went to Follies today to calm the dancers and inform management that Shadowcat was on the mend and hopefully headed back home one day soon. One of the managers, there was so…

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Whenever Rick Dugan Thinks of Tom Brady

https://youtu.be/e5HClEzE4ww

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Best Stripper Name

I know, this has been discussed before but what's the best stripper name you have ever heard? The other day I was driving on a rural road and this old strip club that has gone out of business years…

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New Article Posted

For those that read TUSCLer minnow's article of a week ago, part-2 of that article was just published.

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strippers and their laughable taste

why do strippers think they have a refined pallate when it comes to expensive, high-end alcohol? has anyone else experienced this puzzling phenomenon? personally, i think they get their "taste" from rap videos. here is an example, I order a…

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And then this happened in the club last night

It was an especially dead night at my home base club last night. It is openiing weekend for the fishing season here in Minnesota, so that probably played a big role. Dancers were pretty unispired and the vibe was just…

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Attitude and Race

I have certain preferences but race is only one factor, and I usually look at the total package on an individual basis. I'm mixed but people usually eyeball me as white-ish, with something in the background. This is…

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Ancient Aliens tv show, We're all from Mars

Apparently they discovered evidence of weapons of mass destruction and that life could have come from Mars. They also found two sites with radioactive elements left over from artificial nuclear detonations. Plus a great rift that could have…

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Food at the club

I have heard that some clubs at famous for their food, and I have seen customers at clubs who apparently come in just to eat. I recently saw an elderly couple getting a lunch special. Some clubs are…

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Perpetual BBs

For months, no matter what I try as a distraction,I can't stop thinking about this atf, and the boys are seriously constantly backed up no matter what I do, or how often, I am in pain. wtf ?

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I knew strippers didn't mind dancing for us old geezers

From an article by a stripper: "A wizened old man peering up at me held out a $10 note. Horrified by his blatant need and what others might think of me if I stripped for him, I pretended not to notice.…

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Lesbian Strippers/Hookups

Is there a disproportionate percentage of lesbians among strippers, or is this just a line to limit customers' expectations and advances? I once worked with a guy who had a regular hookup arrangement with a lesbian who just wanted…

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Why Are Strippers More Heavily Vetted Than Uber Drivers?

I found this article interesting. http://jezebel.com/why-are-strippers-more-heavily-vetted-than-uber-drivers-1776482589

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Wow long but seriously a good watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqJVhBpxPjY This video is awesome. I have talked about it before but this really brings home the life of a dancer. Its a little ghetto but so is life. Everyone no matter what job or life we live has a little…

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Do Not Drink Order Rescinded For Cherokee County Strip Club

This is Kansas. But what about Flint strip clubs? http://www.newstalkkzrg.com/2016/05/13/don-not-drink-order-rescinded-for-cherokee-county-strip-club/

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3:30AMer Dallas

http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2016/05/13/police-searching-for-man-who-shot-strip-club-bouncer/

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2AMer Daytona

http://www.news-journalonline.com/article/20160513/news/160519739

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The P.L.-iest wardrobe enhancement ever -- JerkShirt

This shirt has a prosthetic hand (a variety of skin tones available!) AND a jizz/splash guard to enable you to spank on the sly. When LDK is too risky, here's the ultimate in safe ITC experiences! http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/13/theres-now-a-special-shirt-that-lets-you-secretly-masturbate-wherever-you-are-5879157/ There's even a TV-worthy…

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Tuscl Scripture

Joe 27:36-37 the Lord turned to the crowds and announced " Woe to you ooo ye man that live life with no fun. Dont ye know once this life is finished this is it ?" The disciples marveled at this…

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Does this count as a LDK ?

at the club last night and I'm buying dances like it's 1994. I've got my track out fit on with my new Jordan's ( yes I'm rocking white and red colors from head to Toe. I'm looking smooth) back in the…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Pop Goes The Weasel

So have always loved the Providence clubs although they are not what they used to be but I like to hit this one from time to time as they always seem come up with a…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Oh How The Mighty Have Fallen

Stopped into the club after a Seattle Sounders win wanting to continue the good vibes and I had also heard that a few of the Pandora girls had now starting working here. I showed…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Friday May visit

Was feeling stressed so I came in for a quick de-stresser. Took about 10 minutes for my eyes to get adjusted. There weren't many cars in the parking lot but the club was surprisingly lively…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Best Layover ever

Got stuck with an unexpected layover in Charlotte, and the Airline put in me in a hotel right next to this club. It was amazing. The atmosphere is inviting. The women…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Return to BF

I must say that I like Brass Flamingo, my favorite of the West Pasco clubs. Hit the place after 5 on Friday, so a lot of blue collar guys were there making the…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Don't bother... this place is a dump

I was in Boston for a business trip and decided to check out the place on Wednesday night. Firstly, the location of the club is not that great, it's in a seedy part of the…

JB's Gentlemen's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

Good time

I had to travel to VA for business, I checked the reviews and JB's looked promising. I booked a hotel in Huntington that looked close to the club, it turned out to be within walking…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Pretty dead before 10pm

This used to be my favorite strip club and I usually went there after 11pm. You can expect about 15 to 20 girls working on a Saturday night. Quality is going down hill in the…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

Do not go before 10 pm

We arrived around 7 the club was just getting going. No girls on stage yet and a male bartender. This all changed around 8, but there was no energy or even girls for…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bad start

Go to Oasis every few months, always a club that is up or down talent wise. This night started off not great as I ordered a drink and the bartender didn't return with my change…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

First time afternoon visit

Went here for the first time on a late afternoon. Surprisingly big place but the bouncer said it was closed off other than the area around the main stage. Not very crowded at…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Friday

I’ve been away for a year, and I must say the club looks a lot nicer insider. When last I was there, they had already upgraded the bathroom and ditched the pool table.…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

had a blast

this is my second review for this club. I wanted to add this review since I felt it was really nice experience. I was here on friday afternoon and paid the regular $15 cover and…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Disappointing Thursday

SO I stopped by on Thursday -- usually that is a good night. Not so this past week. The club was nearly empty, the girls were not engaging (not even with regulars), and…

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where's GATORFAN ?

Where's GATORFAN? ... his one liners were epic

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Crazy ass commercial

Any of you seen this crazy ass commercial? I just saw it for the first time. Music and dancing reminded me of strip clubs. Lol https://youtu.be/fXV54IwG6bk

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Strippers and Dating Sites

I'm on POF and lately I've come across a few stripper profiles. Some of the dancers I've seen in the club, others I've never seen before. Theif profiles are all different for the most part. Saw one where…

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The Official Hotel of TUSCL

The slogan for the Drury Hotel Chain "Where the extras aren't extra"

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Saturday in Minneapolis?

Two quick questions for the Minneapolis veterans. On a Saturday night, what downtown Minneapolis club has the hottest dancers? And what downtown club has decent mileage? I will hit up one and post the review.

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This is my favorite time of year

Women's clothing is rapidly disappearing. Mini skirts. Low cut tops. Crop tops. Braless. Tight short skirts. Tiny bikinis. Etc. I love warm weather.

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OT: Shakespere said: "The first thing we do, lets kill all the lawyers."

Discuss amongst yourselves. lol. http://www.wsj.com/articles/shakespeare-says-lets-kill-all-the-lawyers-but-some-attorneys-object-1408329001

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Missing the obvious

I've been on this freaking site almost daily for 4.5 freaking years and I just noticed the "Last Comment" text underneath a thread's title is a hyperlink to the end of a thread. I use my laptop for TUSCLing most of…

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Shadowcat update (Friday)

Sorry to be so long in updating Shadowcats hospital stay, but my phone was unable to receive texts this week so I was not able to check in with his daughter. Finally got the text working and was pleased to…

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Tall blonde dancers in Philly

I usually visit Philly clubs.I had dances with Asian girls,columbian,european or short blondes.But where are the tall blonde dancers? Where can I find them. If they dance good, they will.be top notch.I can't explain the feeling when they give full…

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PENIS JOKE - HAPPY FRIDAY

Juice has a problem that most of us wish we had. His penis is simply too big, it's 25 inches long. Juice goes to the local witch in Asheville and asks her what she can do to help. She…

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JS69 and Nina showdown in June!

JohnSmith is coming to Detroit in June, and you know he's gonna check Nina out at her club to try to make her DS4. What do you think is gonna happen? JS is gonna throw a lot of money at her, but…

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Which TUSCLer was this?

I was in a strip club last night, and a man and girl walk into the club arm in arm. They were customers. The girl was probably early 20's. The guy was in his 60's. I nearly spit out my…

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Do Women Love Their Husbands, Ever?

Or is it always just putting on a show for external approval? Is it always about the external status and legitimacy derived? And when they are widowed, is the grief just to gain external approval? Of course some of this will…

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Happy Friday the 13th Bitches :)

http://imgbox.com/g/lHb4OVmJb2

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OTC Exclusive, cunilingus, std risk

So, if you have an agreement and text almost daily, get together a couple times a week, have some level of established mutual trust, and there are no obvious signs to the contrary... I love to eat at the y…

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OT Spurs lose to OKC, western conference finals to start monday

Bye Manu, bye Tony, sayonara! OKC beat them! They will now face off against the Warriors this Monday. Should be a great series but Golden State will take it. My guess is Golden State in 6, although I wouldn't be surprised if…

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my amazing life

i know some of you dont believe me but both me and my pappy have had an amazing impact on your worlds. without me prince probably woulda worn an assless brown suit instead of an assless purple suit. i bet…

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Clubbing Close To You

Many of us on here aren't as fortunate as the Miami, Atlanta or Detroit guys (just to name a few) having great clubs in our own backyard at our disposal. I often think, what if I had the number of quality…

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Lost Stripper

I lost a stripper. DS III is MIA. No communication in a week. I know it could be nothing more serious than another busted phone, but my stripper radar says it's worse than that. She was…

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shadowcat

I've been busy of late, I PM'd him a few days back. I don't expect a PM back anytime soon. I know recovery is a slow process, I went through it last year. Any updates on him?

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WILL FERRELL, ADAM MCKAY TO PRODUCE 'HUSTLERS OF SCORES'

A movie about strippers who scam customers--a must-see for us TUSCLers. http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/the-hustlers-of-scores-will-ferrell-adam-mckay-stripper-movie-2016-5

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OT: Dachshunds

Good dogs, great dogs, or the most brilliant dog breed ever?

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On topic: big booties

Yeah?

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Fat City

Has anyone else ever been to Fat City in Metairie, LA? That was such a fun, seedy neighborhood before they cleaned it up. Sure there were a lot of fights in the [other than strip] clubs with the…

Skin Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

Not bad

Not my favorite place ever, but not super high pressure. Girls were all decent and was able to get some pretty crazy booth (double) lap dances for way less than VIP, which is what…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Surprisingly good

I had a great time at Lace. Came in on a Thursday afternoon. Dancers were arriving but there were only 3 dancers when I left. It was a very nice physical location.…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Great budget friendly club!

This is a nice little club that I've visited a few times. The location is nice, but has limited parking out front. Usually I just walk there. The cover charge is $7 like others have…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Discount Updates

Composite trip report of one early week night visit and one day shift visit. One purpose of this review is to make people aware of some nuances on discounts. MONDAY TRIP: Monday night is locals…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Fun Friday Night

Came here with a couple buddies around 8 on a Friday night - caught the end of the day shift and the evening girls were just getting there. Was planning on going to a…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Low key, but reasonably nice

I decided to try a different club on my last trip to Vegas, and went to Cheetahs. I called the club and had no problems with the free limo, despite being alone. They were actually…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Plenty going on at Green Light

Green Light may have passed up Bottoms Up as the club offering the most extras. Before getting into that a little about the club. I think the last time a,dime was spent on this…

Talk of the Town

Las Vegas, Nevada

A dive

While in Vegas I tried some smaller clubs, the smallest of which was definitely Talk of the Town. It's in a plain, old building not too far from the Freemont Street area. The entrance leads…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Lots of great dancers

I finished my trip to Vegas with a return to Palomino, and was not disappointed. I purchased their "Flying Solo" package because their free limo isn't available for individuals. The package was $60 and included…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

This was my first lunch time...

This was my first lunch time visit to Cheetahs. Cover is $15 and includes lunch! The lunch is basically all-you-can-eat "gourmet" dogs. It also includes little bags of Frito-Lay chips similar to what…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Below average weekend visit

Well, a few weeks back I wrote a review talking about how awesome my trip to SR was on a weekday. I’ve returned to write about how bad my experience was at SR during a…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Review of a recent trip to...

Review of a recent trip to Vegas, where I spent a couple afternoons at Cheetahs. First off, Cheetahs is not a high-end place. It has, however, over the years, been my favorite afternoon…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

Fell even more off

With Harley Riders now closing earlier, this club was the other option. The club has a lot of open space, a main stage, and two poles near the entrance. For a Friday night, the club…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Recent business trip to LA and...

Recent business trip to LA and I didn't have time to get out to COI, so I thought I'd check out 4play. Physically, a very nice club, though smaller than I expected. As others have…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

never trust a big butt and a smile

Went to the Palace on this day to check and see if what I heard was true about their being new dances so I started with the front and see if their was anything new.…

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Getting better

Lace was great about five years ago. Then things turned downhill, a remodel, fewer girls, more attitude. After a recent visit i think things could be improving. On Friday afternoon it was a little quiet but…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Quality

What can be said about a club that has $1 tap beer and no cover charge from 3:30-5:30 every weekday. Add 25 mostly hot, naked women dancing non-stop. You have a great way…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Always a great time @C-Folds!

IMO this is the best club in the Greater Boston area hands down. I visit several times/year and am never disappointed. Other reviews have covered the parking lot issues, but that's not why we go,…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good Time

This review will cover two Sunday visits, a few weeks apart, between the hours of 4 pm and 8 pm. Place was easy to find and even easier the second time using Google maps, not…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

Quick update

Finished working early on Thursday and stopped in with a buddy. Didn't get asked for membership card or anything. I hadn't been here in years and couldn't recall the layout or anything.…

Baby Dolls

King, North Carolina

WTH?

A buddy and I stopped by here one night. We were doing some strip club hopping. Just to be blunt about it, there were NO girls working. None. Just the female bartender. Got a drink…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

End of Day Shift

I like to usually show up around 3 or 4 PM to see a chunk of the day shift while preserving the option to leave for food and come back or go to Dreamgirls for…

Kennedy's Adult Entertainment

Mississauga, Ontario

Stopped by at this strip club...

Stopped by at this strip club on a Thursday for a bit, sat down and had a drink. Might I say the club is very clean and the atmosphere is relaxing. At the time I…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

nothing special; will check it out again later

Went to Visions on a Saturday night, around 10pm. There were 5 or 6 dancers in the place..2 black and the rest white. Two of the dancers were attractive but both were busy…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Should have bought a bottle of coke and save about $9

First it is true that “drinks” are $5, however there is a 2 drink minimum so when they bring you the first drink they charge you $10 and then you can get a second drink. The…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Strippers and UFC

I must say that Sapphires is a great venue to watch the UFC. I have went to several UFC fights at the MGM Grand, and it was great, but the cost has doubled for good…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Stopped in after returning from a...

Stopped in after returning from a very poor visit to St Louis area. Have not been here for long time and the manager even mentioned that he had not seen me in a long time.…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

I'm not a fan

I'm not sure why I'd ever go back to this place. I've been here a few times and each time is worse than the last. Smoking is allowed, so you'll leave smelling like cigarettes. The…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Golden p*ssy syndrome

Have not been back for a few months and wanted to see my ATF so texted her to make sure she was working that night. Unfortunately she was off on Thursday but a few other…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Visit to Bare Elegance

I was in Los Angeles on business and I decided to go to the Bare Elegance club to check it out. I went there around 7 pm on Tuesday. Valet parking is mandatory. I used…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

If only you could unsee!

Stopped in to the Jewel Box one weekend night out of boredom. I'd checked out all of the other clubs, didn't really see anyone I liked. Remembering that about a year ago, I'd had…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

First trip to H8N

Monday afternoon, i figured this was the day to visit H8N. Not much to speak of on the outside, reminded me of Bogarts, seedy. Paid the fee 5, grabbed a seat at the…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Solid Nighttime Place

This is a good quality place right near the heart of fells point where all the bars are. A little off the path, but not a bad area yet. Keep going North and…

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, Idaho

A year later...

I haven't been to this club in just about one year. My prior posts were primarily focused on an outstanding lady named Ferrari. Unfortunately Ferrrari was not working this visit so I just…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Fine Latinas

Came is during lunchtime. Its been around 5 years since my last visit and was quite impressed with ladies compared to my last visit. The place still looks old and outdated but we here for…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Top Notch Stages

This spot is one of my all time favorites! New women all the time. Sometimes there is far more waiters than dancers (dislike) HOWEVER when it's a good night with all their fun activities and…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice Thursday afternoon

Been here before several times.I parked the car on the side parking lot.No cover since it was around 4:30 pm. As I went in, I saw one dancer dancing on the center stage. The…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Bachelor party

Ended up going to stars a few weeks back for a bachelor party for my friend. We were able to get 2 for 1 cover charge because of this. There were a lot of dancers…

Lady Godivas I Casablanca

Greenville, South Carolina

favorite

Got in on a Monday night place wasn't too pack which was a good thing.The girls were very friendly. One in particular name summer I think.Guys don't hesitate to get a dance from this beautiful…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Ok night at PTs.

Was here around 8 on a Friday night a couple months ago. Arrived just before shift change thankfully things got a little better. There were several hot dancer but they seemed to lack any energy.…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Down hill fast

Been holding off until reviewing this club for a while, Hoping it would get better. No such luck. I used to come here regularly up until about a year ago. This place…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

Best SC in NJ

Overall a great experience here. Typically they have ~10 dancers shifting through so it's a pretty good selection. Typically there's a cover if you come at night, and the crowd is oftentimes a…

Paper Doll Lounge

Charlotte, North Carolina

Weekday Visit

Cover was reasonable, the bar was well stocked. After getting inf found that the dancers were few a far between around 8 things picked up where some more girls cam out. The main stage area…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Consistent

I have been to the Playhouse Lounge numerous times. I always enjoy my time there. The club is nice enough. The stage is in the middle of the bar, which only serves…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Best in Broward

Went to DD on a Saturday Night in April 2016. Arrived there on the earlier side, around 9:30pm. There were about 45+ women at that time. I would say 25 Latino, 15 White,…

Gold Diggers Cabaret

Houston, Texas

YOUR CASH WILL PAY OFF

I love this place me and my boys go all the time ive been going here for bout 4 years now its cool to even go by your self i love the younger dancers here…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

One of my favorite clubs in the country

Usually when I come out to Phoenix I will try to visit 2-3 clubs and the Hi-Liter is always on that list. Several weeks ago I was out in Phoenix and have to say…

Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, New York

Decent place

Went with a couple friends on a Friday night. The girls were attractive and variety was good. They had two options for private dances, alone in a little booth or in a semi private curtain…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

quick fix

This place may not be pretty, but it doesn't need to be. It's there to serve a purpose, to get us what we need at an affordable rate, and quickly, with most likely a better…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Free Burgers

On Thursdays Bikini Burgers or what ever they call it is back 3 to 9 PM or maybe 4 to 9 they are cooking up burgers on the patio. The bar keep is in…

Paradise Found

Syracuse, New York

Awesome Experience

I visited there on a friday night, They have a package $25 includes cover and 1 free pvt lap dance. The stag is pretty low and the girls give a nice tip dance to the…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Shooters is closed for now

Shooters has been having issues renewing it's liquor license with the City of Doraville. Right now it has been closed for 2 weeks and has a sign on the door that said it's closed…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Took the limo, arrived in back,...

Took the limo, arrived in back, tipped the driver a $20 and was taken inside. Was full but not packed. Figure 75-100 girls, but who really knows. The quality of the dancers…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Good Constants

Composite trip report, three early spring visits: Despite 3 different light to moderate crowd nights, the good constants held up. Good being plenty of attractive dancers, good mixture of veteran dancers and newcomers alike. I…

Candi Cabaret

Charlotte, North Carolina

Pleasantly surprised

Stop by with some friends after the dance club. $20 dollar cover per person which we refuse to pay since it was after 2am. Was bouncer saw us leaving he decided to let us…

Fantasy Plaza

Houston, Texas

Good club

This is a nude club. There are some up front charges, parking (free if you go behind building, at least on this Tuesday night), it is either $3 or $10 if you park along…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not Today

So have written this place up many times since its best place if your into spinner type WOC and afternoons are always quiet but usually you can find your diamond and have way better attention…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Clinger

So I check this place out on a Thursday around 2. I walk to the bar for a drink and I think cover was $3 and I had to sign. I look around and there's…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Good club near Hobby

I dropped by on a Monday afternoon on my way to Hobby. I had some time to kill before a flight. Cover was $5 I believe. The happy hour was not a…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

stopped in for a drink and ran into a redhead!

Stopped in on a Monday around 1pm had a few drinks at the bar. I have been here a few times over the years so I don't any of the dancers. there was a older…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Sucker for A WOC Spinner

So maybe stop in here 3 or 3 times a year as I have my other favorites based on my taste but was passing through on way another part of town so I figure what…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

sinclair's Review

I went to Teasers at 20:40 on Friday night. The club looks like it was built into a strip mall. The cover was $10. I had an out of state driver’s license, and the desk…

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, Illinois

Seen Better, Not Bad

I like the fact that the club is BYO liquor or wine. You'll have to buy a couple $8 small sodas or such, not a big deal. No one bugged me about buying a drink,…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Still a good place to visit

I had been off the map for a few months, but finally got the chance to get back to a club, and around here, SR is the best choice. You can choose the full…

History of Strip Club Guides, Part 2: Wired In with the World Wide Web

My first internet based guide to strip clubs was Z-bone, which I discovered in 2001. This was a timely discovery since I was making a lot of Los Angeles area business trips then. Zbone.com had been in operation since 1995. Original format would continue until 2011 when replaced by new format. I'll get to that later. Meanwhile, to get topical.. ZBONE I immediately liked z-bone on first glance. There were club reviews by Z-bone himself.(Site owner). Ten Sothern California counties were depicted on clickable map format for reviews. The vast majority of clubs/reviews were concentrated in Los Angeles County, which takes up a lot of real estate, plus a vast population to draw on. The Z-bone reviews gave a good brief rundown,…

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Akron 2Pm'er

Correct, 2PM not AM. considering this is one of the safer clubs in Akron I'm surprised to read about how many times the cops are called to this place. http://www.cleveland.com/akron/index.ssf/2016/05/akron_strip_club_robbed_at_gun.html#incart_river_home_pop

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Big Natural Tits and a Small Waist

Crazy to be attracted to big natural tits on a fit woman, I know, but it's my kryptonite. Got a couple dances today from a woman who was new to me, 50% based on her tits. She was a good…

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TUSCL Hockey Bracket....

Well, what do you know... http://bracketchallenge.nhl.com/?intcmpid=bcg-league-eml#/league/180981

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This is not right

When Donald Trump is president shit like this won't happen. The guy (very male, no gender ambiguity person) sitting next to me at the bar just hit on me. Gross. He either thinks I'm gay, or attractive, or both.…

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Off Topics

Yes or no

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Where is JS69?

In case I disappear one day like Dougster, I thought it would be fun to let me read the possible explanations for my disappearance while I’m still here. So if JS69 suddenly disappears one day, what do you think…

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sex in the champagne room with cameras

Hi all. I'm new here, so wanted to greet everyone. I'm kind of new to the SC scene, but thanks to this site, I've learned a lot in a short period of time. Recently, I met a dancer and we hit…

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OT: Your fave car grwoing up ?

For me it was a pre-1982 Transam - I liked the 6.6L black one with gold eagle on the hood or the 4.9L Turbo white-one with a black eagle on the hood.

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Weeknight Clubbing

I always club on the weekends (Friday and Saturday) and at night (usually don't start up until 10PM). It's just the way my schedule is and I really can't change it. Too much other stuff going on during…

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Way off topic

Chackin fangers or McDonald's?

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Off Topic

Trix or fruit loops?

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Off topic but...

What's your favorite color?

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OT: Baby Boomer PSA

I don't know why I remember this commercial so vividly. I think it's the guy eating the sandwich. I was surprised when I googled it I could find a video so easily. It's a commercial for CLEP. College Level…

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Rambling Local Atlanta stuff

Wow, Insurance companies are the worst. Recent in the new Allstate increased my auto almost 2x. What dumbass is going to pay $3000.00 a year for a 2007 Yarius? No Tickets and no claims.…

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OT!!!..... Watch what happens

Wait for it...... https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEduYqWwV98N1moEM/giphy.gif

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Instructions in making Sushi

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFUZcrZtQZT/

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strange dancer story

Trying to make a long story short. I knew my atf at a club for about 2 years. We got along great. She was fired a few months ago. I met and gave her a few donations basically just for…

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Manscaping Question

I am a hairy azz, knuckle draggin freak of nature. I had to start shaving by age 12 so I wouldn't get mistaken for a teacher at school. I quit that routine by th time I was 15 because I…

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FOX news correspondent Ed Henry's mistress was 42-year-old veteran Las Vegas STR

I wouldn't knock her off my lap, but $2000? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3583848/FOX-correspondent-Ed-Henry-affair-STRIPPER-met-reporter-Las-Vegas-club-gave-2-000-private-lap-dance.html

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Cops: Pasco man used heroin to lure victims

It's hard out there for a pimp. http://wfla.com/2016/05/11/cops-pasco-man-used-heroin-to-lure-strip-club-employees-into-prostitution/

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19-year-old arrested in brutal beating outside strip club, cops say

A Jersey handshake. http://www.nj.com/passaic-county/index.ssf/2016/05/19-year-old_arrested_in_brutal_beating_outside_str.html

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Babysitting dad gives mum all the updates she doesn't want in hilarious viral te

Greatest dad in the world! http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/514597/Man-vs-baby-dad-texts-mum-updates-Matt-Coyne-Lyndsay

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disappointing news for female frogs

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3585514/Not-endowed-Frog-picture-sweeping-social-media-actually-partially-formed-extra-LEG.html

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Marriage can be such a beautiful thing

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3585752/Florida-woman-beat-husband-getting-wrong-candy-flowers-Mother-s-Day.html

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How many regular customers does your fav have?

Was asking the DS random stripper questions last night. She tells me stuff now that she wouldn't have told me while she was dancing. We were talking about other PLs and what she did with them, what they paid her…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Not Again

Went to the Bird again. I sometimes wonder why I go back. The club is decent but the drink push is out of this world. I refuse to pay $20 for a…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Tuesday night

I came here last night at about 11:00. It was a 12$ cover, but the manager told me I could buy a membership for 15$. Members get in free on Wednesdays. The main thing I…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Quick stop at wackos turned into an entire afternoon

This was my second time trying out Jacksonville, and this time it was great. The first time was sinsations, I'll post a review for THAT one later... I got to wackos and was immediately greeted…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Search for Hidden Gems....Patience Generally Rewarded

This is, as described by others, an interesting option for those from Manhattan. Short ride on the 7 Train combined with a 5 minute walk leads one to G2K, in an industrial area of…

Attraxions

Haledon, New Jersey

Discrepancy

Stopped in a few Saturday's go after visiting so other places. This was my second time going. First time I was during the opening week. Got pat down before I entered the club. Also there…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

I had to laugh...

I show up early afternoon and there are only about 8 girls dancing. They rotate on a 2 song shift so at least the scenery changes quickly. None of them got down to…

Club ONYX Houston

Houston, Texas

Great dancers, clean facility, limited seating

As with most of my reviews I'll break it down by sections. Exterior and Parking: I came here on a Saturday night around 11pm. The parking lot was decently lit and fairly empty so parking wasn't…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Not couple friendly

I can't describe the number or quality of dancers during my visit because my girl and I were inexplicably turned away at the door. I'm not a regular but I've visited this bar several times…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Good time

Good quality of girls and you can get good miles out of your private dance dollars. I really like the club if your not looking for 9 s and tens . I got there after…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Great atmosphere, friendly dancers

My cousin was in town from LA, and he did not think that strip clubs could be any better than SoCal. Follies quickly changed his mind. As soon as we walked in, we…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

The Pony Rides Again

TL;DR: Free parking, no extras. Good time with a wide variety of girls. I went to The Pony a while back and got dances from 6 different dancers. There’s free parking outside the club, but the…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Bad shape

I've been coming to this place for way too long. I think I'm done after this trip.. I arrive mid afternoon on a Monday. A list of three names on the board, two customers and bartender…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Never again!

Many months ago, I'd stopped here late at night but was told it was $20 cover charge. I turned around and left. Tuesday night it was $10 cover. I figured why not? Well the nots…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Viva Brazil

After disappointment at the shithole Ballpark, I crossed the bridge for some entertainment. This place never changes. In both good and bad ways. Team Brazil is always promenent, mostly attractive and always willing. The dollar parade…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

gold goodies

Stopped at the gold club on a Friday for lunch break was not hungry tho. Was geeted politely apon waking in . Great girls all very pretty and friendly. Just had some…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Visit to Sinsations

Visited Sinsations several times during the last month. Main reason was to catch Paris since she has moved from the Doll House to Sinsations. unfortunately, I have been unable to catch her there…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

The Dollhouse isn't the same without Paris and Katya

Stopped into the Dollhouse a few times during the last month hoping to see the dancers I have had great times with before. What a shock! Seems like they have replaced most of…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club & Restaurant

New York, New York

You can do better

On a Tuesday evening there was only one dancer on stage, a few girls, but only 5-10 customers by around midnight. Girls are reasonably attractive for a deserted place like this. The dances take place…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

First Visit

First visit to club was a fairly good initial impression, such that I'd rate it at least a solid club of convenience choice. I'll get some basic orientation out of the way before getting into…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Another Night at the Ol' Haunt

I live in Orange County and this is probably the place I visit most often. I know you can get more mileage in COI clubs, but I like this place is just about the grinding…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Raleigh Men's Club Too Much Money for so Little

I think the girls are average at best. I hadwith a girl named Serena. She was tall and tan which I like and I spent like $100.00 on her for some lap dances. Another girl…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

always nice at the princess

Once again the lure of naked women has caused me to drive 200 miles south to Portland. I came from Seattle on Monday and the drive, as always, was very much worth the effort.…

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What are your favorite British insults?

https://youtu.be/htjzCIjqKcY

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Strip Club Hustle by XOJane

Oldie but goodie what kind of PL/Mark are you? http://www.xojane.com/sex/strip-club-science-anatomy-of-a-hustle

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The soap opera continues

I admit it. I'm falling in love with my MILF. Lone Wolf warned me that this might happen when I started dating. I told him that I wouldn't. I'm so very sorry. I feel guilty for fucking strippers. I feel guilty…

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Poll - Whatever happed to Dougster?

I don't recall interacting with him much but I do recall he was at times a polarizing figure here. Some hated him, some loved him. He hasn't posted since November, half a year. The question today is, whatever happened to…

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Post-BJ DFK

My recent post about my best-ever 69 experience in a strip club raises this question: Let's say a nice clean-smelling stripper gives you BBBJCIM in the VIP room and then wants to French kiss you. Yes or no? Is…

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In the Emerald City/Seahawks fans

What club do I have to visit, cant miss while out here?

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Have you ever got a dancer soo horny ...

That she forgers she's working and stops asking for money, and then takes you home afterwards. Happened to me twice . First time I really wasn't into the dancer, but it was free sex and I wasn't turning it down.…

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What are the greatest words your fav atripper has ever spoken to you?

as my orgasm faded, she uttered these words: "Damn John, that was a lot. I could barely swallow." She just left, but her young voice innocently proclaiming those ten words keeps playing over and over again in my mind. What are…

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Pros/Cons to being a Regular

I'm a regular at a local hole. The perks are getting the best dances and pretty much acting like I own the place when it's slow. Cons, after a while seeing the same girls naked over and over does nothing…

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Has John Smith been in Kansas recently?

Either John Smith or some other big time whale has been in one of the clubs I go to in Kansas. My CF hangs out with me the whole time I am in the club and it isn't because we…

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69 is only a visual for porn

Was reminded of this fact whilst trying to pleasure my young dancer friend. She decided to work on me at the same time and I couldn't keep going on her. It is one hell of a visual and…

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OFF TOPIC!!!

What's better? Blueberry pancakes Waffles with strawberries

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OT: not another political thread!

Watching the lefts and rights on here over exaggerate everything is hillarious. Left side: If Trump is elected I'm gonna move out the country! Lol ok. Right side: Hillary is a criminal! I guess using your personal email for work makes…

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New girlfriend: "what's a rimjob?"

My soon-to-be traveling companion just read a book where a character was an "everything but" girl (a virgin that does HJs, BJs, rimjobs, etc). Surprisingly, new girl didn't know what a rimjob was. She didn't seem turned off when I…

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Extras clubs

When a dancer goes to audition at a club (extras club), do the managers/owner tell her she's expected to do extras in VIP? Do they even tell her that extras are happening? Or is it just word of mouth? (Maybe…

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Day Shift

I know it depends on the club. Follies is the best example. I only go on day shift. But in most clubs I don't get the day shift preference. To clarify, I understand (and enjoy) more permissive rules,…

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new topic: less off-topic

I am as guilty as anyone of promulgating the debate of political principals and beliefs in this board, and shame on me for that. This is a board about strip clubs and strippers, LDKs and occasional tranny HJ.…

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best club for afro american girls in detroit?

what are best clubs for seeing AA or Latin American Women in Detroit

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anyone from virginia? thought this funny.

"Virginia We're not sure which sarcastic a-hole deemed Virginia "for lovers," because having any kind of sex if you're not married is a Class 4 misdemeanor. If convicted, you'd have to pay a fine of up to $250. Which is weird,…

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OT: theChive

How many Chivers have we got on this board? If you don't know what that is, you're not one.

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You can't take your sister to Prom in Tennessee if she is older than 20

http://www.foxnews.com/health/2016/05/11/autistic-student-humiliated-at-prom-after-sister-barred.html

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As a stripper I've spent two decades naked, and this is what I learnt

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/may/11/as-a-stripper-ive-spent-two-decades-naked-but-dont-call-me-a-victim

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Full-Bodied Women

I found a tumblr blog this morning featuring what I would call "full-bodied" women in tight clothes and lingerie. It's been a long time since lingerie pictures really got me hot and bothered (damn middle age setting in) but…

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Strip club patron who shot and 'slow-cooked' cabbie and his mate granted bail

You've got to love headlines like this. http://www.9news.com.au/world/2016/05/11/15/30/gunman-who-shot-and-slow-cooked-cabbie-and-his-mate-granted-bail

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Anyone Having A Mid-Life Crisis?

Just checking if any of you have been hitting the clubs to get in touch with your long-lost youth. I've been separated from my wife for 9 months and filed for divorce 3 months ago. I live in…

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Avatar Size WTF

I can't see shit. Tiny avatars suck, owner please fix. I can't see Nina's boobs, or PD83's uterus. Please upgrade avatar size and allow animated GIFs. FUCK!

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Dorkiest thing you've ever seen in a strip club

Im looking at mine. Guy with tshirt that reads "born to pork." Mohawk. Sun glasses. Cig in his mouth. Unlit. Three ugly girls with fake tits doing air dances for him. He is dancing with them. He…

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If you had to pick one...

This is inspired by all the ldk talk lately Would you rather cum in your pants or shit in your pants

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Choose Johns VIP for Tonight

Candidate 1: redhead, proven slut, very permissive, breaks club rules for me by spreading her pussy wide open on stage, wonderfully inviting. OTC willing but I don't have time. Tiny tits. Will be pissed if I don't…