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The Whores of Honduras

I went to Central America to visit the ruins of the ancient Mayan civilization and to see volcanos and the animals of the jungle. Strippers, sluts and whores were not on my agenda. However, I know TUSCLers are…

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My Discovery That Broke the Internet : Sammy Braddy

I was going through the links Mr Deuce had for Sarah Randall (I thought she was decent but wasn't a favorite) and on her Boobapidia page there were links to similar dancers. I clicked on the one for Sammy…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Wow!

Hadn't been to Flamingo Showgirls in a long time but was looking for an alternative to the high mileage clubs in COI and Upland. Based on my latest visit I think I've found one…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Still on a downhill slide

Oof. I don't know, guys. My previous visit was disappointing and my latest one is having me question whether I would ever go back on a weekday night again. It was dead. I was the…

Lux Views

Wilder, Kentucky

Go in for a beer, leave with an ear full!

Been to this place a few times, mostly in the afternoon to hang out and get some dancing action. First off, club is a dive. Hands down. Secondly, there is about a 20% chance that there…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

A fun time in CT

I have had very different visits to this club. Lately, there has been an increase in the amount of Russian dancers who many of which seem fake and mechanical to me. I grab a beer…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

Hot girls, nothing more

I went in on a weekday afternoon a few weeks ago when I was in town for business. There were about 7 girls working. A few of them were solid 9's and the others were…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

Doll House visit

In town for business. Made a new friend (that's another story for a different site). After our business meeting she invited me to join her for dinner and a visit to Doll House where she…

Secrets

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Good value; average quality

Blue collar place this is. Not much parking (and the owner reserves his place RIGHT in front of the door - one less for his paying customers)... anyway, do be careful you don't park…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

not thr same

This club is not the same. However with the right giro you can have a blast . Rachel is fun. She will give you a great time in Vip. Fs among with bbbj and she…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Locked in

When I'm in Las Vegas, I do enjoy being at Chicas. The girls are very willing to please and are accommodating. I know my vision is getting a little poor, but it take me…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Not Bad (In A Good Way)

A nice crowd of dancers for a Thursday evening, the cover was $8.00 plus another $6.00 for a beer. The waitresses were cool once I had the bottle and didn't ask, endlessly, if I…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

One of the best upscale clubs in philly

My friend started the night by saying he didn't think he would find a girl he liked at Delilah's... he was wrong. There really is something for everyone here. I like skinny blonde slutty girls and…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Awesome club

I was in NY for a weekend on a business trip. I read good reviews about this club on this site and was eager to check out the club. I went in around 7:30pm. They…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

divas not bad

The guy that used to manage Camelot East manages this club now. Build a relationship with him and you will be fine there. I love this place most of time. Try Lakelynn for a good…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

club has changed, girls don't get nude on stage

I haven't been here in over a year and decided to drop in on a Saturday night. The rule now is that on Friday and Saturday, there is a $20 cover charge all night,…

Tattle Tails Gentleman's Club

Bowling Green, Kentucky

Awful

If you want to just chill and drink then ok. However I can tell you this club is awful in terms of fun. Cameras everywhere. No fun in dance room or VIP. The girls are…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Very Nice Visit

Visited tonight about 8 pm after staying away for a long time because of a bad incident at a neighboring club. The club is the same as it has been. On busy nights they run…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Lady Godivas

I went to Godivas on a Saturday afternoon around 5pm. Since I arrived before six there was not a cover charge and my first beer was free, and as an added bonus every day they…

Cheetah Club

Glendale, Wisconsin

Club closed

I stopped by Cheetah at 8 pm, the sign was dark, and I found a note posted on the door saying that the club was closed. I then went to Golddiggers nearby, where several…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

friday night visit around 11pm

stopped my Friday night a little after 11pm. Parked in the lot next to the club but was still charged the $5 fee to park and $5 to get into the club. small club with…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Great club for anything you want

Came here on a trip last month. I'd been here about 5 years ago, so I knew I'd want to come back. It's a huge warehouse type club. The dancers this time…

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, Illinois

Oceans Review - Not too Bad for Chicago

Visited recently on a Friday night with some friends after some drinks earlier. Had not visited before so it was our first time. It is a trip to get there from the downtown area, so…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Nice club but dancers are hit and miss

My third time in the club was a bit disappointing. I've been here midweek before and the talent was much better. Showed up at 10 on a Tuesday and it was very slow. There were…

Gold Diggers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Tuesday Night Grindage

This was my first visit here. It seems to be a reasonable option for mileage. The club entrance is on Hopkins just south of Hampton. Parking on the street or nearby side streets is…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Place to go

Visited this place when I came back from Vegas and needed a little company. I've visited this place before. Atmosphere is cool, they even have a big screen TV so you can watch the games.…

Bambi's Doll House

Panama City, Florida

Waste of time

I have been to the club before. It was a dive then now it is a bigger dive. Was there for an hour and a half. There was one dancer and all she did was…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Friendly girls, place was dead.

Came on a Tuesday night. Only around 10 customers there, and around 3-4 girls walking around. They were friendly. I'd like to go back on a busier night, maybe it'll be more enjoyable. Drink prices were…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

My favorite club

If you like beautiful women then this is the place for you. Recently flew into town and had to visit an old favorite. The Lodge never disappoints. They have the best looking dancers this side…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stage dances a bargain

Been here about a half dozen times. Most recently, it was a Tuesday afternoon. Best things about this place: $1 dances when the girls are on stage and you walk up and have a seat…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Next on the list

FYI: this review is from a visit 2 years ago but I’m just getting around to posting it now. After spending the late afternoon at the Criket and the evening with family I hadn’t seen in…

Brass Pole Cabaret

Elyria, Ohio

A follow up on a comment...

A follow up on a comment in the previous review, yes there is often no soap to wash and never any paper towels to and dry your hands in the men's room. A real pet…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Anything Goes at Harry O's

If you like slightly to definitely overweight Latina and Black women and have no qualms about a nice unprovoked, surprise tug job from a toothless tramp then by all means this is your kingdom my…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Sight for sore eyes on a hot day

I have been stopping in to visit this club since it opened and have been away for a long time due to work travel. I had time to stop by and was pleased to meet…

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, Florida

Pretty good for a Wednesday night

Doll House is located on OBT right across from Starz, plenty of parking they offer valet parking as well for a charge. Cover charge was 10$ door girl was cute like most door girls and…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Located a bit north of downtown...

Located a bit north of downtown on the 163, but not too hard to find. Upon entry, I was asked if I was military or had a VIP card. I said no to both and…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The Liter

Ventured to a little slice of heaven on highland last Friday during lunch. Got a dance from an absolutely dropdead gorgeous half black half Asian girl with a perfect, round butt (the name escapes me)…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Doing something wrong if you cant leave happy

This place has been a hole in the wall in levittown for a long time but finally made my way in today and i must say i was not dissapointed. Got there right around shift…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Very small but decent

I went to Sands a few months ago with a friend. It is pretty small and "cozy" but almost too cozy for my liking as far as other customers go. It was pretty much dead…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Not up to the hype

I had last been to the Mons on a visit to Tampa in 2003 when I was favorably impressed that it offered pleasing if somewhat low mileage encounters. The place had not changed much in 13…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Good selection; wish I had chosen more wisely

I was in town staying in Ybor for a Giants-Rays series over in St. Pete recently. I had been to Ybor Strip over tens years ago and had pleasant memories of an intimate private show…

Pandora's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Pandora's Mens Club

I went in about 5:52 P.M. it was $10.00 to park and $10.00 cover The building has been up graded since the last time I was there, but as usage the music was. TOO…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Viva Cuba

Visited Diamond Dolls on a Friday afternoon. The club layout and pricing have been well-documented by myself and others, so will not elaborate on that here in this space. Dancer quality seems to be bi-modal,…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Always decent line up

I always pop in here once in a while. There's always some cute dancers here. I usually pop in during the night shift and the mix of women is usually dominican, black, and then maybe…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

FC

Visited the FC twice over the course of a weekend so I will split the review into two parts. Friday Afternoon: Arrived around 2:30 and as previously mentioned the mandatory valet park is now $8. On…

Red Rooms

Holborn, England

A great trip to The Red Rooms

I was in London on my own on business for a couple of nights last month, staying in a hotel near Holborn station. Bored, I ventured into The Red Rooms in the early evening. It…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Lunch at the ship

First time there since the big agreement with the city. The dancer quality has dropped slightly but only. There are still plenty of fine women here. The price for dances has not…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Two hours in paradise

At 12:30 in the afternoon, Follies isn't very crowded. And the valet hasn't gone on duty, so the parking is free. You get a cursory, but enjoyable, pat down as you enter (tip her a…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Respite from vacation

So I was on vacation with extended family and got an afternoon of free time. Looked around and found this club only 20 minutes away. Didn't know what to expect but was very…

Kingdom

Montréal, Quebec

noice girlies

well certainly I agree with other posts here that the layout of this club is really perfect! to look at it from the outside, it isn't nearly as impressionable as Super Sexe's big neon…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Not a bad option

Stopped in early in a Saturday afternoon, mostly because some other clubs don't open until later on weekends. There were three customers and four dancers and one of those dancers was having lunch with…

Skin Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Pricey

I came here at midnight on Saturday on a whim for a friend's birthday. This is the perfect place to come on a spontaneous strip club trip if you don't have stacks of cash ready. $5…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Fun time at Synn with Baby

Stopped by Synn on their weekly special Thursday and got a dance with Baby. Baby is very, very hot in a sort of barbie doll-esque way. She's very pretty, maybe 5'8" and I'd bet not…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, West Virginia

Improving!

This place suffered from a serious lack of dancers for any months. I avoided going here for this reason, choosing Golden Horseshoe instead. Honestly, the place was in decline for over a year,…

Black Diamonds

Jackson, Mississippi

Not sure how I ended up here.......

I decided to do a "road" trip. I wanted to check out some historic sites and museums. I'm always looking for an opportunity to get some cash even when vacationing. This is a black club,…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Afternoon stop

They sat there are always 3 dancers on shift. Sometimes you will catch a stunner up here but most of the times the girls are a 6-7. This place is very different from your normal…

Pure Ultra Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Go to kansas!

Born and raised in Kansas city this is my first strip club here. I've been to clubs in Atlanta, Daytona, New Orleans, Dallas , Houston. The club is really small. The stage even smaller... I…

Secrets

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Attractive women, small club

I visited for the first time in a long while. I still feel the same. I feel like the girls looked younger her, and they are definitely friendly. I had two girls…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Busy for a Wednesday morning

I went up a little before noon on a Wednesday and there were about 6 dancers on already. I was the first guy in the place and a second guy followed shortly afterwards. When this…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A gem near the airport

Decided to check out this topless club near the airport and I was glad I did. I think I found a gem near the airport. I guess YMMV with each girl. The first girl who…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Dancers Hiding Out on a Tuesday

Stopped in on a Tuesday night around 9 pm. Cover was $10. They had about 10 dancers working. Each did 3 songs. Music was very loud and was the typical strip club mix of…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

So-so talent for a wknd night

Got to Bogie's about 10:30 on a Friday night. Expected there to be more dancers on shift, like 15-20. Instead it was more like single digits, like 7-8. None that really caught me eye.…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

Lamplighter Lounge

Business has taken me to the Minneapolis area the past several weeks. In reviewing the SC in the Minneapolis / St. Paul area none seemed to come forward as a “must visit.” Given…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Hard to get a dance

This is a beautiful club with beautiful dancers. It sits right along highway 40, Washington Street/ The lot is well lit and it is not in a rough part of town. The…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

Great place

I went here on a friday and there were a lot of attractive girls. Girls all shapes, sizes, and colors. If you are looking for variety, this is the place to go. Lap dances are…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Can't Wait to Go Back!

I've been going to OC on business for many years. Used to go to TJ's back in the 90's, then moved on to Flamingo and Sahara. Tried one time before the remodel…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Entirely worthwhile trip

Was in Philly for business, decided to try one of the local establishments. It is a short ride from downtown, Uber fare was less than $10. The club itself is nice, a long…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Decent value but dancers need an upgrade

This used to be my preferred spot but lately the quality of the dancers has fallen off a bit. Cheerleaders is located down by the sports complex and pretty easy to find, ideal if…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Quality time

So you've probably heard that there is a 5 dollar cover charge and a 5 dollar drink requirement. With that out of the way the bartender (little bit older but a very lovely set…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Hot Young Ass

Back to my favorite home club. This is the place to go If you want to grab some white young asses and have them rub on your hard cock. Bar right next door…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

UFC 200

Went to this club to watch UFC 209 since they had a special and Meisha Tate was gonna have her after party there. Went there around 5pm with a group of 6, 5 guys 1…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

Not satisfied

When I went before it was a happier group of strippers. Must have been an off night. I do have to say that I heard some of them talking they make more outside during off…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Another fun night

I really like this place. It's a modest club not too nice not too dirty. Beers aren't marked up much and you can just sit back and watch the girl on stage. Dancers come around…

Minks Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Fun time

I have to admit that I was wary of going inside this club at first. It's in a run down neighborhood and the building isn't much too look at. But my husband and I ventured…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Small but mighty

I visited Palominos in my most recent trip to Vegas. I was there for a conference and didn't want to go with any of my coworkers so I purchased the Flying Solo package. Great…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

great place!!

to start off this club is super nice and full updated and clean. i think i paid 7$ for cover. they serve great food too. drink prices are typical as any club i think i…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Good

Follies was exactly what I read about. It was full of fine girls, all races during the day but very African American at night. The club is not very big and you really…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Why bother

Didn't get finished working until late last Friday afternoon so decided to head to the nearest strip club. Got there around 9, a decent crowd was already there. Was still able to find a seat…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Worth the time and entertainment

Came here during a work trip on Monday around 9ish. First off, yes the parking lot is as bad as they say so drive reaaally slowly. Once I made it in only 3-4 girls were…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

L&L Uni

So driving around Charlotte because of my usual bout of insomnia. I hadn't been to L&L for a while so I thought I'd drop by for a visit. For those who don't know, L&L is…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Centerfolds

I recommend Centerfolds if Treasures is out of question. I usually visit on Friday nights and the quality of the girls is above par relative to the quality in Houston. There is a mixture of…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Best in Fayetteville

It was my last day of a 3 day trip on business in Fayetteville. I hadn't tried any of the clubs so I checked out TUSCL and this came up best overall. I'm glad I…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Relaxed but not great overall experience

Went here a few weeks ago on a Saturday night. Place was very underwhelming. It's a big open bar where everyone can see everyone. The girls do a dance on a stage in the middle…

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

What a buzzkill

Arrived around 11pm. Pretty small crowd and about 6 dancers rotating on 1 main stage. A group of 3 guys/1 girl was on one side of the tip bar. A solo guy…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Awesome Club Theme

I've gone inside of Vixens a few times since it opened last year. For the most part, I'm impressed with the interior and atmosphere with the club. It has a cool Rock and Roll…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

This is a club that has...

This is a club that has so much potential as I see it, but much of that potential is unfulfilled. The physical layout is good, the girls are generally quite attractive, but the girls…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

fun club

This is a pretty decent gentleman's club to periodically hit up. I like to drop in roughly every two or three months, occasionally longer breaks between visits. Smack dab in the heart of downtown, this…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Mrparty takes on the Pantheon!!

This was my second time there but didn't post a review last time. Anyways got there at approximately 6:30 & was going to park in restaurant lot but one of the…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Hot, petite dancers

It's an upscale club, but I never felt out of place. There was no cover when I attended, and I walked right in. I had a scintillating experience with Namibia, a tall, leggy girl with…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

Much improved since last visit

I haven't been to this club since the beginning of this year. They added certain aspects of its sister club Bazz&Crue with the dancer boxes which glowed (think like a squared light vibrant…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Expensive way to see a thong

Paper moon has a lock on the local market. VA is not strip club friendly. You'd think there would be some leeway, at least in Northern VA, where you can just skip across the river…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Only patron!

I went in about 9 on Wednesday night. $10 cover when I entered. I followed in two church ladies who were bringing the dancers food. When you walk in you go by the bar and…

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"Sobriety Sucks"

So were the words spoken by rocker Ozzy Osborne in an mid-90s interview after he had gone clean from drugs and alcohol (although it obviously did not last long) - the difference in him was night and day from the…

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Chicken coop prostitution

Of corse, it's in Wisconsin: http://www.twincities.com/2016/07/12/wisconsin-prostitute-chicken-coop-6-children-neglected-polk-county/

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Best...comic...book...EVER!!! Crisis of Infinite Colonels...FUCK YEAH!!!

Does my Juice bro still post here? I bet he was a consultant on the KFC: The Colonel Corps comic book. www.comixology.com/KFC-The-Colonel-Corps-2016/digital-comic/393832 www.comicbookresources.com/article/11-things-dc-comics-taught-us-about-kfcs-multidimensional-colonel-sanders I just hope that there is a dimension where they serve the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay This has been a public service announcement…

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July 12, 1979

Disco Demolition. You know me. I'm Lemmy. Hard drinking and hard rock. So I thought Steve Dahl was a hero at the time. But now, 37 years late, I miss disco Disco Inferno https://youtu.be/A_sY2rjxq6M MH

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Why is Extras so important to you

Why destroy the fantasy ?

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Missed sex Opportunity

So, what's the biggest sex opportunity you accidentally passed up or missed out on? Mine wasn't guaranteed but to this day I still kick myself in the ass for not enjoying more gay sex at gym's I go to when traveling…

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OT Mr Robot

Tomorrow is the big day for season 2. If you need to catch up season on is on Amazon Prime. I know someone was planing a Strip Club meet on Aug 20th. @Follies. I…

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How to tell if strippers are horny ??

I noticed any stripper I see sitting with her legs crossed and she's swinging her crossed leg really fast constantly always ends up being real good in the back and is a freak !

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Do u like the big heels strippers wear ?

I notice some strippers wear huge black heels and I think they look sexy on them ! The heel is so big like a knife lol they look like weApons

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Do u like the big heels strippers wear ?

I notice some strippers wear huge black heels and I think they look sexy on them ! The heel is so big like a knife lol they look like weApons

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Video that broke the Internet: topless toothbrushing #5

Next up in the eternally popular series of topless chicks brushing their teeth, we have "adult model" Raquel Stoops (AKA Rockell Starbux) brushing her teeth and applying lotion to her exceptionally dry titties. The toothbrushing ends and the lotioning…

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Lockable VIP rooms with no cameras

In a recent thread Mr. Deuce talks about enjoying some action in lockable VIP rooms. I've never seen any clubs like that, but I sure would like to visit clubs like that! Just the thought of that gets Mr. Happy…

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Video that broke the Internet: topless trampolining #1 (+ bonus video!)

This one goes out to a21985. It's a 3-minute video of a Welsh honey named Sarah Nicola Randall jumping on a trampoline. Those giant jugs come out briefly for air at 0:40 and for good at 0:55.…

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winkie boys in the club

So, one custy started to chat me up, I usually try to avoid this but he was very intent about talking to me and seemed to be a bit too nice. It occurred to me that I was wearing…

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Considering MILFs

I've been laying low, licking my wounds and contemplating my next move. It occurs to me that I've never really gone the MILF direction. I remember running across dancers on occasion who show some gentle signs of age,…

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Taking your shirt off in VIP

I had a interesting unexpected dance the other day. I was in a no extras club the other day where the most you can hope for is two way contact (no pussy touching). Knowing all of this I still took…

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Video that broke the Internet: topless Indian pole dancer

This video of a cute Indian pole dancer runs 3:15. In case you're impatient, the top comes off at 2:00. http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/hot-indian-pole-dancer_37631.html

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OT: Political Thread that was just too funny not to share

Sorry for the political thread. But I thought this was so funny. A local young man is a Bernie Sanders delegate but can't afford his travel and hotel expenses to the Democratic Convention so he started a Go…

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Is it just me or have recent posts seemed uglier in tone?

Title pretty much says it all. I'll just add that it seems to have been for the past few days. Is this a non-brilliant trend starting or am I mistaken?

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Gorgeous young dancer practicing at home

i figured dancers must practice their pole work outside of the club but have never bothered to ask http://avamariele.tumblr.com/post/146676338389/im-nakey

Sunset Strip

Indianapolis, Indiana

Ok. I guess

Was in Indy for work and was bored at my hotel so I decided to stop by and check this club out. I showed up around 11 pm on a Thursday evening. The club appears…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Management change

I hadn't been to this club in a few months, and decided to visit on a Friday night. It was late, close to midnight, and to my surprise the parking was pretty packed. From…

The LumberYard

Des Moines, Iowa

Nice club

I visited Lumberyard last saturday around 10 pm. The club was getting busy. There were around 15 to 25 dancers by 10.30 pm. Half of the girls looked good.some 7's and 8's are available. Lumberyard…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Jens not back

ii haven't been to Jens in over a year. I used to stop late afternoons in the past but the good days for that seem gone. I stopped around 3 which normally was…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Boring

If your looking for the typical cookie cutter club, this is it. Stopped by on a Monday evening, so it was extremely busy. They had about 6-8 girls on the floor, but they…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

GGR

came by with a buddy of mine here last saturday. girls that were there i was not that impressed. it seems that the quality has gone down hill with in the past year. girls like…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Decent Hangout Spot Neat the Airport

I always used to pass this place and never gave it a try, mainly because it is at a busy intersection near the airport and didn't want anyone I knew spotting me. Finally caved on…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Not a fan

I went to this place after partying in Newark after soccer game and I honestly didn't know what to expect. When we walked in there was no cover on the dancers are pretty hot…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Better luck next time

Went on a Saturday night after I got through security. It was already 1 a.m by then so things were beginning to wind down. The first thing I did was go to the bar and…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Disappoinitng

I was in the area and had wanted to try the Candy Store. I had a coupon for a $2 well drink plus I had heard if not good things, at least not bad things…

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OTC with cocktail server vs Stripper

Hi guys I've been going to a club here in Tucson for more than a year now and have made a nice connection with one of the cocktail servers. She always gives me great service and I always tip her well.…

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SC told TUSCL to delete them????

I am standing in a SC. TUSCL says its closed. And it has no reviews but its been open for years. In discussions section, TUSCLers have talked about it and going there. I guess all reviews were deleted. Kindda interesting…

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Bake in Da Jim

Golds Gym that is. Yep been doing cardio every day with a body building style of light weights but high volume to get my swollen on. My progress is I'm down from 425 pounds to 315pounds Been bench pressing 225 for 20…

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Does Whyte Lives Mater ?

I think we need a movement

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Hate texting and guilt tripping from, you know...

Is this an act of desperation... to renew my interest? If so, major fail. Just a gesture of kindness would have made all the difference!

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I have to apologize to dallas702

I got off on the wrong foot with him when I quoted the tranny's comment. I should have clarified that I'm open minded to his points. So his starting out by calling me a moron didn't endear him to me,…

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Does ShadowCat have super powers Now ?

With his near death illness and surgery praise the good lord he came through but, I wonder does he know have a super reinforce arm and jaw of steal ? Could he kill a man with just one blow ?

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Obtainable girl v. Unobtainable girl

How did I miss this chapter? Extrapolate; educate, pleeeeeeze!!!

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Doing OTC with the club drug hookup

I mean one of the dancers of course. A girl that i've done a lot of OTC with over the years earns a decent side income by selling drugs to other dancers. She doesn't do the shit herself - she…

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Republicans are now officially the nanny state.

Porn is a ‘public health crisis’ and a menace, GOP committee says in platform draft. Best be careful what you wish for never know what you are going to get. https://www.yahoo.com/news/rnc-platform-draft-porn-000000329.html

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big natural tits 2016

Hi guys, could we share here some info about which strippers have big natural tits (as of 2016)? Thanks! I would post some, but I haven't found any yet. Btw, big means at least DD cup, and natural means they…

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S&P Closes at All Time High

Title says it all! LOL!

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Stripping ?

Im thinking about becoming a stripper, any pointers? ( preferably pointers from strippers or past strippers )

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Pokemon Go

I wonder if there is a gym near my local strip club.

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Atlanta Clubs

I am looking at a conference in Atlanta in October and I have no clue on the right club for me. I have read the reviews and most of them sound sort of worthless. I…

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the sultan of brunea outbid me for one of andy wormans wigs

have you fellows ever been at a silent auction for charity with lots of incredible art and they have one of andy wormans wigs and you want it but the sultan of brunea comes in an he outbids you? well im…

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Shitting

I am moving up in the world. Today I shit at Dillard's. They had the paper covers for the seat and they had those automatic flusher thingy things. Fancy! I didnt even have to flush! It did it all…

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Moderator

I nominate The Juice Baby to be official TUSCL moderator and Papi to be his translator.

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From @lopaw in another thread: "I'm starting to chase something and I don't even

This x 1000. I've felt this malaise in the past. Each time I feel like I'm slouching toward strip club oblivion. So far I've snapped out of it each time, but I suppose there is always the last

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But will DoctorPhil be there?

Prince's old band is reuniting for a show to honor his memory. www.nytimes.com/2016/07/09/arts/music/prince-revolution-reunion-shows.html Brilliant! But I didn't see anything in the article about a guy named Phil! ;)

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Priest busted in prostitution sting

At least he wasn't after an altar boy http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2016/07/10/catholic-priest-arrested-fremont-county-prostitution-sting/86924892/

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have i ever told you how i invented the grunge?

i sold eddie veddic his first flannel shirt. i told him "kid, you got to sing like you got marbles in your mouth" and he said phil your a geneious. so i decided to give him a second flannel shirt…

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Build that wall

All those thugs coming in from Mexicao -- they're rapists and murderers! We're gonna build a wall and Mexico's gonna pay for it. Build that wall! Build that wall! Build that wall! (Can't remember where I got…

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Is this dancer referring to a club manager or a custy; it comes across as the fo

From a recent review of Trumpps in Detroit: "... This guy is a real sack of shit-after numerous times me rejecting his sexual advances he says he has something very serious to discuss. I end up trapped in his office door…

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Paying for pussy is over rated if you think about....

But we don't think about it. It is more of an addiction than a hobby. Thoughts?

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NBA players baby mamas

Which NBA player has the hottest baby mama? I say Matt Barnes with Andre Iguodala coming in second place. http://www.ohfabuloso.com/nba-ballers-baby-mothers/

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OT: What makes a good blowjob?

When you're receiving a blowjob, what things do you really like? The major things I like are: •no teeth •good hand action •ball sucking •slow and sensual

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Remember rosie o fatass?

Rosie O'Donnell https://g.co/kgs/W4NlNw

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PatheticLosersOnly.com

... an idea whose time has come.

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Rare footage of super athlete Juice as a baby....

http://media.giphy.com/media/3oEdv2GSuTZdK5Ej6M/200.gif

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SI Swimsuit Issues- See-through shots

I've always been curious about something. We're all familiar with the yearly Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Over the years, I've always been surprised about how "risque" some of the photos are. Most yearly issues inevitably have a few see-through shots…

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OT Stat Bias: Strip Club enthusiasts are smarter than the average bear

With recent OT discussion on this board, though I do not agree on a lot of the positions of fellow members, I am however impressed with the discourse and critical reasoning the discussion have provided. I'm under the impression…

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Can aTrick ever be a Pimp ?

can a Pimp ever be a Trick ?

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Couples night out

I haven't seen a lot of info about couples out for a night at the strip club, so here goes. I'm typically not one who writes a lot or posts, but I do like information and I've…

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Identifing a Whale from a strippers point a view

https://youtu.be/JDUBWlq4G3U

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i guess selling a video to strippers to just suck and fuck to make the most in t

while studing the enemy to better prepare myself and skills in winning the war in the club I came across this little gem lol from a stripper to strippers on to increase your lap dance sells lol bull shit if this bitch made…

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2am hitlist

Meat72 Dallas Flagooner Jester

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Chip on your shoulder?

Would u say that if you're carrying a chip on your shoulder, that you're basically looking for trouble? Or does trouble unfortunately find you and your a victims of circumstance? This can apply to more things outside of the club, but…

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dallas702 you got some more splainin' to do!

I know I'm being hard on you about this Mr. dallas, but you seem to be a guy that wants to talk at people rather than with people. I quote something somebody else says and you then go off on…

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Choices

For the purposes of this topic you can only have one or the other not both.:) So which would you choose receiving a BBBJ or giving DATY. I'm selfish. :)

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It's a long ways to nowhere

I made it to the only strip club in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. It wasn't a bad place, 6 dancers, BYOB, 3 of the dancers were mighty fine. More to follow in my review.

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Some kind of strange ranger

In a civvie bar, a group of hefty honeys apparently on girls' night out; One is telling everyone that her husband had died recently. She was checking his social media and discovered that a 'woman she did not…

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Article on narcissists, manipulators and psychopaths

A house mom that I have known for a while was once complaining about how conceited and arrogant her girls can be. She said no matter what issues they may be harboring, they all have a primadonna attitude, even the…

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the stages of life explained

https://youtu.be/SKafgrNH-aU

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shadowcat gives a motovational speach about the golden spoon at follies

https://youtu.be/b5DIjKEAnXQ

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OT: Anyone watching UFC 200 tonight ?

I thought about going to Tootsies to watch it but gonna pass b/c it gets elbow-to-elbow even though the club is huge - plus I'm not really much of a fighting aficionado since I usually don't find people beating the…

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Milf fuck yes or no

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHmDemaj_tj/

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dallas702 you got some splainin' to do!

our tranny friend posted the following on papi's thread about the police killings in louisiana and minnesota. so dallas, can you actually provide real citations for your stats? GACA, don't try to argue with dallas702. He's just a cranky old white…

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Hypothetical question

You meet a Dream Civie. Your DC is about your age, she's a 9, fantastic body, and the sex is awesome. You get along great, and the sex is about as good as it can get with non-stripper.…

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Plan B

Naturally when I go to the club my Plan A is to a find a handsome young bouncer and invite him back to my place for a good greasing. Sometimes, however, Plan A doesn't always workout. Sometimes they quite rude…

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Summer Blues

How is your SC libido these dog days of summer? For w/e reason I've lost my gusto for SCing - actually been like that for a couple of months now but seems to be getting worse - I kinda feel like…

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SanJoseGuy is an extreme political activist....

Nothing wrong with that. That explains everything he says. He can't help it. Knows some good music, tho.

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what drug is she on?

Meet a new to my club stripper. A latina born in mexico, moved to USA when 2, has a white chick accent, grew up in fargo ND. I initially thought she was a native american, but no, technically a latina.…

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Feds: Corrupt Detroit cop threw money at strippers, hair doc, cars

Detroit cops don't raid strip clubs. They make it rain. http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2016/06/30/david-hansberry-strippers-corruption/86565480/

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Old timers

Ok so i've been reading the posts but i havent post myself before i would like to know who are the oldtimers in here and see if i can get some tips on the stripclub scene

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Juice

Level 10 Contributor Joined June 2011 Last Seen July 2016 Send a Message Platinum Lifetime VIP Membership, yes I'm a member of the Elite of TUSCL My IG account for pictures www.instagram.com/p/_F2qe8NQTP/ “I have fed you with milk, and not with meat: for hitherto ye…

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Best Club For Greasing Bouncers?

Fuck, I love greasing bouncers! What are the best clubs for it in the USA?

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Dork Quiz

Let's see if any of you faggots are big enough dorks to get this one. Today at work I had legitimate reason to type "(.*)|(.*)" at work. What was I doing? Hint : I was fucking that faggot _______

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Can you pay the DJ to play your song at follies ?

If so list below what I should request ?

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crazy joe drops rap single

https://youtu.be/9KXj4uFlqEI

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I only go to strip clubs for the lunch buffet

http://media1.fdncms.com/nuvo/imager/boobs-and-buffets-satisfying-adult-appetites/u/big/2111401/boobs_flashpanel.jpg

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Troll on Troll Violence Breaks My Heart

The trolls on this board have turned on each other. We now have trolls trolling trolls. So sad.

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Trollin with the wrong bait

The person formally known as my ATF apparently misses me aka my wallet. Texts from her have gotten mean and offensive, as if that would inspire me to see her. She had been so sweet in the beginning…

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I need some information.

I am excited to say, my wife has come to me and said we should go to a strip club. My wife has always been curious about the strip club atmosphere. And as funny as this sounds, so am…

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Crazyjoe goes truck shoping

https://youtu.be/0NLp0Z-pcrg

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Best blowjob ever!

The whole blowjob scene is incredible, but especially the final eight minutes of the scene. If I found a girl that could suck my dick like that, I would give her all my money! Thank you Asa Akira! http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1606228407

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OTC - masseuse?

Wanted to share an experience today and get any thoughts you may have. For a while now have been wanting to schedule a massage therapy session and decided Friday would be the day. Basically when online Thursday night, did a…

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Best Club In L.A.

My last thread about the best clubs to visit in Phoenix was a success ( thank you to those who contributed). I visited HiLiter and Christie's Tempe in one night, and will leave reviews as soon as I'm not typing…

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Calling Ricky Boy Out

Ricky Boy has never been to a tuscl circle jerk and I have belief that is Review's fake and his system a scam. Prove your real and your Review's and system has credibility you faggot. If no response and a no show…

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Dont tell me im the only dude on tuscl that jews dancers

Over paying is overrated

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Does follies offer 2-4-1 ever few hours with a free tee shirt ?

I love collecting shirts I can't wear but I love the deal...that be like $5 lappers with ultra mile high Denver Broncos shit

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Plan B

No, I'm not talking about the abortion pill, though I'm sure more than a few of us have had to tack another $40 onto the end of an encounter to pay for an "accident." I am talking about having…

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[Slightly OT] New Vanity Fair Article on Sugaring

http://tinyurl.com/hwemhdx Slightly off-topic since I see many local strippers on Seeking Arrangement, and others I've talked with have been on SA. Title of the article calls sugaring prostitution, and I agree if the age difference is more than about a…

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bathroom troll refuses to give me towels

I went to a SC near me. First time there, but its not my fav local SC. This SC opened in a former "ultra lounge" nightclub and it is closed monday through wed. The bouncers all wear black polo tshirts…

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Link to Dallas police shooting

https://www.rt.com/usa/350047-police-shot-dallas-protest/ Posted it here if anyone interested. I do not support anyone shooting others unless it's self defense or to defend our country in a war. I don't think a civil war has started yet although if our government gets out of control,…

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News from Follies

After my 9 week absence due to medical problems I made my return to Follies Thursday afternoon. A lot of new faces but I managed to find some of my old favorites and took one of them to VIP. Now…

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Safest way to eat pussy

This product makes getting oral herpes almost impossible. http://lickibrush.com/ Weekend challenge. Bring one of these to tha club. I, obviously, haven't been out of the house for a while.

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Suburban Chicago OTC P4P 2 AMer

This might not have started as an OTC following a strip club visit -- although when facts are disclosed, it may well have been. So many lessons contained herein . . . Palos homeowner had woman over for paid sex…