Up in da UP
vincemichaels
Detroit
Hey, peeps, I'm heading waaay the fuck up North. I'm glad to say there actually is a strip club in our Upper Peninsula. https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=204 Maybe the bears stop in. I'm not getting any lappers from them !!
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Many fond childhood memories of da UP from both my Childhood and a few from working on the Great Lakes for approximately 21 years, a career choice that got shelved early due to health issues and economic factors. (It sucks to be marginalized)
Two Yooper Finns, Eino and Toivo, are digging a ditch one day when Toivo has to use 'da two holer'. So Toivo runs down down the path to the outhouse and Eino keeps digging.
15 minutes Later, Toivo's not back.. Eino keeps digging.
30 minutes later, No sign of Toivo. Eino pauses, then digs some more.
45 minutes have gone by. Eino throws his shovel down, runs up the path, throws open the door to the outhouse and the tops soles of two boots sticking out of one of the holes, holding up Toivo who is dangling down into the Pit.
"Toivo", yells Eino. "What happened. You fall in?"
"I dropped my chacket, Eino," says Toivo
"Forget the Chacket, Toivo", Eino says, "its covered in Chit!"
Toivo replies: "I really didn't want the Chacket, Eino. But I did want the Pastie I had in my pocket"