OK - Detroit has its own definition of "strip" club.

Nice club but typical of "upscale gentlemen's clubs" with the over the top shiny, velvety, kind of décor. Parked with the valet, was well treated by the security team/management sat at the bar, ordered a great rye whiskey and looked around. Overall impression - good, even very good, but not great. No girl less than 6, none above an 8. Too many tattoos and, even ankle bracelets (by that, I mean the kind issued by a judge). Two girls sat with me in succession, both good but not great looking (both with too many tattoos, one with the first ankle bracelet of the night), had a drink with the one without the bracelet (the other cannot drink again for awhile), got groped by both and offered FS.

I like getting groped by good looking girls and I think FS can be great but, somehow this is lacks the subtlety that makes a strip club fun. It is sort of like playing a game - winning does not mean as much if it is impossible to lose. Oh, well - moving on. Third girl sits with me. has a drink. Far less skin art, my favorite body of the evening (great bubble butt) and a cute but not gorgeous face. Talks a bit, flirts but no groping, suggests lap dances (first one to do so), takes me to the private area, gives a couple of decent lappers and ... provides the menu up to and including FS. Hmmm. It was tempting but I had not planned on a big night out and had promised myself not to hit the charge cards/so I tell her that I will pass. She provides me with her phone number for future reference. Hmmm. have not been back to Detroit since but do not think I am going to follow up. If I want something that direct, outcall makes a lot more sense to me (plus, probably cheaper). This club is somebody's idea of paradise but not exactly what I am looking for.