Got dumped so im back
Dacandyman
it rly sucks to get dumpd on 4th of july doesnt it? i guess its back to candy n porno 4 me. i rly need to smoke mor pot now
how many of u have been dumped recently? shouldnt a nice girl wait til after a holiday to dump u? now there r explosions in the street n in my heart too
how many of u have been dumped recently? shouldnt a nice girl wait til after a holiday to dump u? now there r explosions in the street n in my heart too
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Go find a nice stripper to suck your dick so you can start to move on.
i dont remember u so u must b new. does alucard still post? he was rly nice to me when i used to post here.
i dont know what ur talkin about txtitty but think it is disrespectful n kind of stupid 2 create a character with a homophobic name. u may soon realize that u actually do have same sex attraction n there is nothing rong with that
i dont find drunk driving funny rick
including me. Dacandyman --> ignore
Reminds me of a guy that didn't correct his name after being introduced to a girl. He thought it didn't matter because she probably wasn't going to be around long anyway. He married her but she still called him the same name as when they met.
"pot" = non-brilliant!
I feel your pain Dacandyman but my recommendation is to stay away from pot and liquor. And the candy part is ace but don't overdo it because you'll gain weight and never have another girlfriend. The porno part is brilliant though!
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BWUHAHAHA! Now I know better and the women in the relationship really don't care (what I do) as long as I am good to them, provide for them, and keep it on the down low and don't rub their nose in it.
Welcome back, man.