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Why are razor blades made in German the gold standard?

Jul 4, 2016, 2:00 PM
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mikeya02

I dunno, those fuckers almost invented a victory during the war

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mikeya02

add a y

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londonguy

I'm just glad both wars didn't go to penalties.

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Papi_Chulo

German people are sharp and thus so are their razors - simple logic man.

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motorhead

Lol

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motorhead

"The Flight of the Phoenix"

The Scotsman Ratbags to Heinrich Dorfmann when the German was making a still to extract water from anti-freeze.

"Sometimes I wonder how you chaps never won the war"

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viking2012

If Hitler didn't break his pact with and attack Russia, Europe would be German.

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Meursault

^ I strongly disagree. It may have taken longer but the ideas of liberty and equality would have eventually triumphed. England represented more than just a country in that war. It embodied the ideas of the Enlightenment which could not have been repressed by a foreign power indefinitely. The most Hitler could have gained was a temporary victory.

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mikeya02

^ I disagree. If Hitler had not lost half his army in Russia, D-Day might not have happened

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Papi_Chulo

If Hitler would have succeeded we may not have FKKs - thank about it

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Imamutt

IF that damn art school hadn't rejected Hitler's application, there wouldn't have been WWII, and there wouldn't have been a space race that pushed numerous technologies ahead by a century, and we'd be using 1940s technology, so none of us would be on this or any other website.

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crazyjoe

Shit

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Clubber

What's a razor blade?

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