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Why are razor blades made in German the gold standard?

I dunno, those fuckers almost invented a victory during the war

12 comments

  • mikeya02
    8 years ago
    add a y
  • londonguy
    8 years ago
    I'm just glad both wars didn't go to penalties.
  • Papi_Chulo
    8 years ago
    German people are sharp and thus so are their razors - simple logic man.
  • motorhead
    8 years ago
    Lol
  • motorhead
    8 years ago
    "The Flight of the Phoenix"

    The Scotsman Ratbags to Heinrich Dorfmann when the German was making a still to extract water from anti-freeze.

    "Sometimes I wonder how you chaps never won the war"
  • TheeOSU
    8 years ago
    If Hitler didn't break his pact with and attack Russia, Europe would be German.
  • Meursault
    8 years ago
    ^ I strongly disagree. It may have taken longer but the ideas of liberty and equality would have eventually triumphed. England represented more than just a country in that war. It embodied the ideas of the Enlightenment which could not have been repressed by a foreign power indefinitely. The most Hitler could have gained was a temporary victory.
  • mikeya02
    8 years ago
    ^ I disagree. If Hitler had not lost half his army in Russia, D-Day might not have happened
  • Papi_Chulo
    8 years ago
    If Hitler would have succeeded we may not have FKKs - thank about it
  • Imamutt
    8 years ago
    IF that damn art school hadn't rejected Hitler's application, there wouldn't have been WWII, and there wouldn't have been a space race that pushed numerous technologies ahead by a century, and we'd be using 1940s technology, so none of us would be on this or any other website.
  • crazyjoe
    8 years ago
    Shit
  • Clubber
    8 years ago
    What's a razor blade?
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