Why are razor blades made in German the gold standard?

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mikeya02
I dunno, those fuckers almost invented a victory during the war

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mikeya02
8 years ago
add a y
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londonguy
8 years ago
I'm just glad both wars didn't go to penalties.
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Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
German people are sharp and thus so are their razors - simple logic man.
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motorhead
8 years ago
Lol
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motorhead
8 years ago
"The Flight of the Phoenix"

The Scotsman Ratbags to Heinrich Dorfmann when the German was making a still to extract water from anti-freeze.

"Sometimes I wonder how you chaps never won the war"
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TheeOSU
8 years ago
If Hitler didn't break his pact with and attack Russia, Europe would be German.
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Meursault
8 years ago
^ I strongly disagree. It may have taken longer but the ideas of liberty and equality would have eventually triumphed. England represented more than just a country in that war. It embodied the ideas of the Enlightenment which could not have been repressed by a foreign power indefinitely. The most Hitler could have gained was a temporary victory.
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mikeya02
8 years ago
^ I disagree. If Hitler had not lost half his army in Russia, D-Day might not have happened
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Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
If Hitler would have succeeded we may not have FKKs - thank about it
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Imamutt
8 years ago
IF that damn art school hadn't rejected Hitler's application, there wouldn't have been WWII, and there wouldn't have been a space race that pushed numerous technologies ahead by a century, and we'd be using 1940s technology, so none of us would be on this or any other website.
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crazyjoe
8 years ago
Shit
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Clubber
8 years ago
What's a razor blade?
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