OT: Spending Money on a Car
flagooner
Everything written by this member is a fact.
I went to a Jaguar dealer the other day. I’m rich so I can’t be bothered looking at things that don’t make other guys drool. What other guys think is very important to me.
Anyway, soon after I sat down a dealer came over and asked how I was doing. I told her to leave. I don’t like it when ladies try to strike up a conversation with me, I’m afraid it will expose my lack of intelligence.
Then I spot this really dapper dealer who just got called over the PA by the manager. I guess it was his turn to make himself available to the customers. I was a afraid he wouldn’t notice me so I took $1k in one dollar bills and kept flipping them at him until they were gone. Then I went back to my seat. It was such a rush to have everyone in the dealership looking at me. I know they thought I was really cool.
When he was replaced at the entrance the dealer, my dealer, introduced himself as Bruce and asked if he could sit down. I said sure. After about 10 minutes of just sitting there with no words being exchanged I knew this was the dealer I had to give my commission to.
I pointed to the model in the window and told him I wanted him to give it to me.
Him: The list price is $75k, but I’m sure we can work something out.
Me: How about if I give you $85k?
Him: (Smiling) Sure.
Me: Okay, you drive a hard bargain. I’ll give you $95k but only if you allow me to also purchase the extended warranty and floor mats. Not a penny less.
Him: Let’s do it.
I threw another $1k in singles at him as I peeled away. No reason. I just like the rush.
It was a great day. Not only did I get to overspend for something, but everybody knows it. And I also have a new friend that likes me because I’m really cool and not because I gave him money. I don't even have to pay him to take him out tomorrow night, but I will. Oh, did I mention before that I’m rich.
Just another day in my life. That’s how I roll.
Anyway, soon after I sat down a dealer came over and asked how I was doing. I told her to leave. I don’t like it when ladies try to strike up a conversation with me, I’m afraid it will expose my lack of intelligence.
Then I spot this really dapper dealer who just got called over the PA by the manager. I guess it was his turn to make himself available to the customers. I was a afraid he wouldn’t notice me so I took $1k in one dollar bills and kept flipping them at him until they were gone. Then I went back to my seat. It was such a rush to have everyone in the dealership looking at me. I know they thought I was really cool.
When he was replaced at the entrance the dealer, my dealer, introduced himself as Bruce and asked if he could sit down. I said sure. After about 10 minutes of just sitting there with no words being exchanged I knew this was the dealer I had to give my commission to.
I pointed to the model in the window and told him I wanted him to give it to me.
Him: The list price is $75k, but I’m sure we can work something out.
Me: How about if I give you $85k?
Him: (Smiling) Sure.
Me: Okay, you drive a hard bargain. I’ll give you $95k but only if you allow me to also purchase the extended warranty and floor mats. Not a penny less.
Him: Let’s do it.
I threw another $1k in singles at him as I peeled away. No reason. I just like the rush.
It was a great day. Not only did I get to overspend for something, but everybody knows it. And I also have a new friend that likes me because I’m really cool and not because I gave him money. I don't even have to pay him to take him out tomorrow night, but I will. Oh, did I mention before that I’m rich.
Just another day in my life. That’s how I roll.
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As you were with your petty hairless ape concerns flagooner.
She's been known to give a little head
:)
I wish. But for now I'm happy to have my 10 year old Camry.
150k miles and running strong.
Only a person with down syn drum would ask such a simple question