What are some dealbreakers (as far as physical appearance) on a stripper for you?
I have 3 major ones •flat ass •saggy tits •skinny girls with the beer bellies
If a stripper has any one of these three things I won't get a dance from her regardless of how hot the rest of her body or how gorgeous her face is.
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Pierced nipples Sleeves
Girls that take $20k from me in 3 months
Good list. Mine:
In that order.
^^^You talking about tattoo sleeves?
Yes. Tattoo sleeves
@shailynn- even if it included unlimited sex whenever you wanted it?
Flat ass and tatted up.
If she stinks like crazy, no deal If she looks like a hippo, no lap dances Has to be all female too If I find out she only does air dances and she's not super super hot, no deal unless there's a big price drop in the dance price. Many years ago I did get some air dances from some 10's in one club that had the hottest dancers I remember.
Oh I forgot two that I've actually encountered. I used to see a girl in COI who was getting into body building. She started out as a hot spinner, and then started getting man-abs. Today she is actually a competitive body builder. The other was a cute Mexican girl from Houston, back in the days when Houston was wild. She was almost perfect but...she had a noticeably hairy butt (and not the cheeks). She was new and cute and I wanted to help her out, but just couldn't.
Body odor Haircut with one half of head shaved.
Too many tattoos
Fake tits Nipple tattoos Cigarette breath (not really a physical thing) Septum piercing I also tend to stay away from the girls who badly need a sammich, but that's more the market; I rate them a 7, but they're popular.
Flat ass Junkie look Face tattoos Tattoos that cover the entire ass(not really a popular thing but if I ever saw it in person...) Goth chick
To numerous to list but many exceptions have been made due to what was available.
Some of the things you guys are mentioning I've only seen once or never. I'm more talking about the things you see all the time.
When the girl has sexually transmitted crazy mouth. Shut it down. Deal breaker.
Hoop nose rings and strippers that don't wear perfume.
ButterMan - Most strippers are savvy enough to know NOT to wear perfume. They know that married men or those with S/Os can't go home smelling like a french whore.
well I'm not a married man shadow. And most strippers at the clubs I go to do wear perfume and if they don't it's a dealbreaker as OP asked.
I was going to say ** bad attitude and ** not able to even hold a basic conversation but then you said physical appearances, wise. So in that end I will say: ** chubby or has a gut/belly ** sagging tits ** bad skin ** terrible feet / hands (in need of a mani/pedi)
Like most here, I am just looking for a few minutes from a fantasy girl. A LD is a very visual experience so I expect for the $$ for her to be (metaphorically) lickable to head to toe. IF she's not, then she's not good enough.
I'm pretty picky.
I won't pay for dances from a dancer with a penis, an adam's apple, or a double mastectomy (single is fine)
Meursault,
Good one about the bodybuilders. I've seen it twice. They were grest with pole tricks, but that doesn't do anything for me. I know some customers loved the "athletic" look look of these dancers. I like athletes too. But these girls were too manly for my tastes.
the main one for me is dancers who are heavily tatted. there are probably a few others (that i can't think of right now), but that's the one true deal-breaker in my eyes.
Meth mouth Body odor Smoke/cum/other bad breath Ass as big as mine Too drunk/stoned/wasted to stand or be coherent Bitchy
@likes2look- lol
Stiletto fingernails. No.
Stiletto fingernails. No.
Not good looking.
^^^Lol
dougster, ugly strippers matter.
Dougster on ignore
Flat chested.
Starting a conversation with a list of her personal rules.
The girl and I have got to genuinely get along. Most of the time we do. But there are some, usually those on drugs, who just won't get real. And so they feel threatened by me because I don't live or think the way they do.
SJG
Personality-wise, the things that earn pretty quick dismissal:
Looks-wise:
A lot of the above like no ass, no tits or saggy tits, big belly, too many tattoos and piercings plus add bad teeth and short hair.
Tits, ass, weight and tattoos are all relative depending on how they carry themselves or how hot they are but bad teeth, short hair/shaved head and facial piercings will never even get a second look from either of us.
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