Dealbreakers
larryfisherman
California
What are some dealbreakers (as far as physical appearance) on a stripper for you?
I have 3 major ones
•flat ass
•saggy tits
•skinny girls with the beer bellies
If a stripper has any one of these three things I won't get a dance from her regardless of how hot the rest of her body or how gorgeous her face is.
I have 3 major ones
•flat ass
•saggy tits
•skinny girls with the beer bellies
If a stripper has any one of these three things I won't get a dance from her regardless of how hot the rest of her body or how gorgeous her face is.
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Pierced nipples
Sleeves
* face tattoos
* septum piercings
* a dick
In that order.
If she looks like a hippo, no lap dances
Has to be all female too
If I find out she only does air dances and she's not super super hot, no deal unless there's a big price drop in the dance price. Many years ago I did get some air dances from some 10's in one club that had the hottest dancers I remember.
Haircut with one half of head shaved.
Too many tattoos
Nipple tattoos
Cigarette breath (not really a physical thing)
Septum piercing
I also tend to stay away from the girls who badly need a sammich, but that's more the market; I rate them a 7, but they're popular.
Junkie look
Face tattoos
Tattoos that cover the entire ass(not really a popular thing but if I ever saw it in person...)
Goth chick
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** bad attitude and
** not able to even hold a basic conversation
but then you said physical appearances, wise. So in that end I will say:
** chubby or has a gut/belly
** sagging tits
** bad skin
** terrible feet / hands (in need of a mani/pedi)
Like most here, I am just looking for a few minutes from a fantasy girl. A LD is a very visual experience so I expect for the $$ for her to be (metaphorically) lickable to head to toe. IF she's not, then she's not good enough.
I'm pretty picky.
I won't pay for dances from a dancer with a penis, an adam's apple, or a double mastectomy (single is fine)
Good one about the bodybuilders. I've seen it twice. They were grest with pole tricks, but that doesn't do anything for me. I know some customers loved the "athletic" look look of these dancers. I like athletes too. But these girls were too manly for my tastes.
- more tattoos than teeth
- lazy eye
Body odor
Smoke/cum/other bad breath
Ass as big as mine
Too drunk/stoned/wasted to stand or be coherent
Bitchy
Dougster on ignore
SJG
- Doesn't drink
- High hustle, jaded, bad conversationalist
- Too ghetto or white trash
Looks-wise:
- Ass is fat, flat, shapeless, or saggy
- Many piercings and tattoos
Tits, ass, weight and tattoos are all relative depending on how they carry themselves or how hot they are but bad teeth, short hair/shaved head and facial piercings will never even get a second look from either of us.