Dealbreakers

larryfisherman
California
What are some dealbreakers (as far as physical appearance) on a stripper for you?

I have 3 major ones
•flat ass
•saggy tits
•skinny girls with the beer bellies

If a stripper has any one of these three things I won't get a dance from her regardless of how hot the rest of her body or how gorgeous her face is.

35 comments

  • motorhead
    8 years ago

    Pierced nipples
    Sleeves
  • shailynn
    8 years ago
    Girls that take $20k from me in 3 months
  • Meursault
    8 years ago
    Good list. Mine:

    * face tattoos
    * septum piercings
    * a dick

    In that order.
  • larryfisherman
    8 years ago
    ^^^You talking about tattoo sleeves?
  • motorhead
    8 years ago
    Yes. Tattoo sleeves
  • larryfisherman
    8 years ago
    @shailynn- even if it included unlimited sex whenever you wanted it?
  • clubdude
    8 years ago
    Flat ass and tatted up.
  • sharkhunter
    8 years ago
    If she stinks like crazy, no deal
    If she looks like a hippo, no lap dances
    Has to be all female too
    If I find out she only does air dances and she's not super super hot, no deal unless there's a big price drop in the dance price. Many years ago I did get some air dances from some 10's in one club that had the hottest dancers I remember.
  • Meursault
    8 years ago
    Oh I forgot two that I've actually encountered. I used to see a girl in COI who was getting into body building. She started out as a hot spinner, and then started getting man-abs. Today she is actually a competitive body builder. The other was a cute Mexican girl from Houston, back in the days when Houston was wild. She was almost perfect but...she had a noticeably hairy butt (and not the cheeks). She was new and cute and I wanted to help her out, but just couldn't.
  • rh48hr
    8 years ago
    Body odor
    Haircut with one half of head shaved.
    Too many tattoos
  • JamesSD
    8 years ago
    Fake tits
    Nipple tattoos
    Cigarette breath (not really a physical thing)
    Septum piercing
    I also tend to stay away from the girls who badly need a sammich, but that's more the market; I rate them a 7, but they're popular.
  • chessmaster
    8 years ago
    Flat ass
    Junkie look
    Face tattoos
    Tattoos that cover the entire ass(not really a popular thing but if I ever saw it in person...)
    Goth chick
  • shadowcat
    8 years ago
    To numerous to list but many exceptions have been made due to what was available.
  • larryfisherman
    8 years ago
    Some of the things you guys are mentioning I've only seen once or never. I'm more talking about the things you see all the time.

  • rh48hr
    8 years ago
    When the girl has sexually transmitted crazy mouth. Shut it down. Deal breaker.

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  • ButterMan
    8 years ago
    Hoop nose rings and strippers that don't wear perfume.
  • shadowcat
    8 years ago
    ButterMan - Most strippers are savvy enough to know NOT to wear perfume. They know that married men or those with S/Os can't go home smelling like a french whore.
  • ButterMan
    8 years ago
    well I'm not a married man shadow. And most strippers at the clubs I go to do wear perfume and if they don't it's a dealbreaker as OP asked.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    I was going to say
    ** bad attitude and
    ** not able to even hold a basic conversation
    but then you said physical appearances, wise. So in that end I will say:
    ** chubby or has a gut/belly
    ** sagging tits
    ** bad skin
    ** terrible feet / hands (in need of a mani/pedi)

    Like most here, I am just looking for a few minutes from a fantasy girl. A LD is a very visual experience so I expect for the $$ for her to be (metaphorically) lickable to head to toe. IF she's not, then she's not good enough.
  • flagooner
    8 years ago

    I'm pretty picky.

    I won't pay for dances from a dancer with a penis, an adam's apple, or a double mastectomy (single is fine)
  • motorhead
    8 years ago
    Meursault,

    Good one about the bodybuilders. I've seen it twice. They were grest with pole tricks, but that doesn't do anything for me. I know some customers loved the "athletic" look look of these dancers. I like athletes too. But these girls were too manly for my tastes.
  • likes2look
    8 years ago
    - peg leg
    - more tattoos than teeth
    - lazy eye
  • GoVikings
    8 years ago
    the main one for me is dancers who are heavily tatted. there are probably a few others (that i can't think of right now), but that's the one *true* deal-breaker in my eyes.

  • georgmicrodong
    8 years ago
    Meth mouth
    Body odor
    Smoke/cum/other bad breath
    Ass as big as mine
    Too drunk/stoned/wasted to stand or be coherent
    Bitchy
  • larryfisherman
    8 years ago
    @likes2look- lol
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Stiletto fingernails. No.
  • Dominic77
    8 years ago
    Stiletto fingernails. No.
  • Dougster
    8 years ago
    Not good looking.
  • larryfisherman
    8 years ago
    ^^^Lol
  • chessmaster
    8 years ago
    dougster, ugly strippers matter.

    Dougster on ignore
  • vincemichaels
    8 years ago
    Flat chested.
  • rockstar666
    8 years ago
    Starting a conversation with a list of her personal rules.
  • san_jose_guy
    8 years ago
    The girl and I have got to genuinely get along. Most of the time we do. But there are some, usually those on drugs, who just won't get real. And so they feel threatened by me because I don't live or think the way they do.

    SJG
  • Subraman
    8 years ago
    Personality-wise, the things that earn pretty quick dismissal:
    - Doesn't drink
    - High hustle, jaded, bad conversationalist
    - Too ghetto or white trash

    Looks-wise:
    - Ass is fat, flat, shapeless, or saggy
    - Many piercings and tattoos
  • seaboardrr
    8 years ago
    A lot of the above like no ass, no tits or saggy tits, big belly, too many tattoos and piercings plus add bad teeth and short hair.

    Tits, ass, weight and tattoos are all relative depending on how they carry themselves or how hot they are but bad teeth, short hair/shaved head and facial piercings will never even get a second look from either of us.
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