A dark color is best. Dark Charcoal is a more versatile color than true black. Also dark charcoal is better at hiding stains and dirt than black (rub off from her self tanner, her make up, etc). Navy is a good option too.
Polyester is a good soft fabric that you can wash at home (or at a hotel) without having to dryclean it. My preferred strip clubbing trousers are either poly or a poly/wool blend. Again, both are softer (IMO) than 100% wool or cotton trousers and you don't need to dry clean it.
The wrinkle free cotton trousers have this funky coating on them, too. Avoid. The non-coated all cotton ones tend to need ironing or wrinkle alot. Avoid. Poly is wash and go for the most part. I'm say for strip clubbing, polyester is where it's at.
I like cotton or mostly cotton since it's not as hot. Most people aren't going to want the thermostat set in the 60's which is a comfortable temp for me unless I'm drinking. If I'm drinking it temporarily lowers my body temp and I can handle hot clubs that are like 73 degrees. I heard some people keep their house temp at 55 degrees year round. I would be sweating like a pig everywhere if I got used to that. I did one winter and it was terrible every time I went inside a building.
^ Good polyester or poly blends breathe better than you are thinking. I also grew up poor so I'm used to ~ 65 degrees inside in the winter and ~78 indoors in the summer. I'm frugal. I'm not about to "make it rain" on the utilities companies. So being slightly uncomfortable is not a problem for me. They keep the clubs too cold as they already are (for the half naked ladies), IMO.
Polyester is just so 70s. Or is that 90s? Whichever, I didn't wear it then and I will not wear it now. There is something about polyester that just doesn't "feel" right on my skin. Other plastic fibers don't bother me, but I don't wear Polyester, not even the expensive blends.
I did find, over the years, two good options for pants to wear in strip clubs. The "old" standby is summer weight "tropical" wool dress slacks. The thin, very lightweight, fabric can be very easy on a dancers nether regions and generally do not restrict sensations any more than fine silk. The other option I found is "microfiber." This plastic fiber feels more like cotton or silk than most other plastics, is more flexible, and can be woven in many different thicknesses. Again a "summer weight" cloth works well.
Whether wool or microfiber, I generally wear dark, double pleated slacks with a very long zipper along with a button front, loose fitting cotton shirt with my shirt-tail out. The look is acceptable in almost any club. Most dancers think it is office or dress wear so I am not as obviously a SC perv PL when I walk in. When dancers sit on fine wool or lightweight microfiber they almost always comment on how nice it feels.. More important, it feels - to me - like I have almost nothing between my willie and the dancer and it allows fast easy access for the dancer with plenty of room for her to operate.
BTW - just for LDK and his army of followers - microfiber does not change color as much as other materials when wet. If you splooge in you pants, it will not be as obvious! For the rest of us, both fine wool and microfiber, in dark colors, are less likely to look as "stained" by dancer cream, BBBJ spillage or dancer drool, when we leave the club.
Black or dark blue docker type pants either polyester cotton or wool blend or cotton twill and a collared shirt.
"Office casual" is what is used to be known as. No jeans. I have had several dancers they will chat up a guy in "dress pants" before jeans because of irritation from the fabric roughness that would chafe during the grind.
A suit, like a business man wears at work, draws intense dancer attention, promoting OTC. Rick Dugan is entirely correct about this. The System works. But not good for back room action.
But suits are expensive and high maintenance.
Polyester is horrible clothing. But it is low maintenance. Just hold it under the faucet and then shake it out to dry it. It is clothes for losers, so it is ideal for strip clubs.
Dockers and a collared shirt is a nice way to dress. Practical and nice looking. Comfortable and machine washable. But it is not loser clothing. :)
SJG
When they wear the thing high stockings they are dressing for sex. They are telling you that they are accustomed to fucking with their high heels on.
http://doxyspotting.com/?p=105739
*This* from SJG is hilarious: "Polyester is horrible clothing. . . It is clothes for losers, so it is ideal for strip clubs." So true!
I'm a sweatpants guy myself. I've been turned away from *one* club in way over 1000 visits. Strippers that I want dancing for me love them and what the other dancers think doesn't matter.
Polyester is definitely a "proletariat" fabric. I used to use tailor made 100% wool dress slacks, which were *fantastic* but very pricey. The fine staff weren't a good fit for work as they often got abused on the job (desk + lab/shop work + crawling around) so they because hard to justify so I tried to switch to a wool blend, but the value was even worse (100% wore more like iron and was far more durable than wool blends for me), even though the 100% wool ones were $90-$130 at the time -- probably $170 today. Back then they were easy to justify since OTR dress slacks didn't fit right when I had my big stomach "gut," , so I went for MTM/MTO which fit perfect. Once I lost my gut, I found the "cheapie" OTR ones fit fine again and were inexpensive to replace when I ripped them (versus paying a tailor to repair). I'd like to budget more money and buy wool dress slacks again. Someday when I get my "real" job, I will go back to the good stuff.
It is not comfortable clothing because of the patterns. Suits were not intended to be made of polyester.
Star Fleet uniforms are more like spandex, more stretchy, low maintenance.
But a tailored suit, and in polyester, is Lounge Lizard wear. The only reason it could work is because strip clubs are dark. But it is still not going to stand up well to dance booth grinding or repeated undressing and dressing.
The Rick Dugan system, using suits, I take as meaning a nice looking suit. And his idea involves no real ITC touching.
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Polyester is a good soft fabric that you can wash at home (or at a hotel) without having to dryclean it. My preferred strip clubbing trousers are either poly or a poly/wool blend. Again, both are softer (IMO) than 100% wool or cotton trousers and you don't need to dry clean it.
The wrinkle free cotton trousers have this funky coating on them, too. Avoid. The non-coated all cotton ones tend to need ironing or wrinkle alot. Avoid. Poly is wash and go for the most part. I'm say for strip clubbing, polyester is where it's at.
SJG
Go for some sort of blend - wool with poly, Lycra, etc.
I don't own a pair of khakis and you shouldn't either. Slacks or jeans!!!
I did find, over the years, two good options for pants to wear in strip clubs. The "old" standby is summer weight "tropical" wool dress slacks. The thin, very lightweight, fabric can be very easy on a dancers nether regions and generally do not restrict sensations any more than fine silk. The other option I found is "microfiber." This plastic fiber feels more like cotton or silk than most other plastics, is more flexible, and can be woven in many different thicknesses. Again a "summer weight" cloth works well.
Whether wool or microfiber, I generally wear dark, double pleated slacks with a very long zipper along with a button front, loose fitting cotton shirt with my shirt-tail out. The look is acceptable in almost any club. Most dancers think it is office or dress wear so I am not as obviously a SC perv PL when I walk in. When dancers sit on fine wool or lightweight microfiber they almost always comment on how nice it feels.. More important, it feels - to me - like I have almost nothing between my willie and the dancer and it allows fast easy access for the dancer with plenty of room for her to operate.
BTW - just for LDK and his army of followers - microfiber does not change color as much as other materials when wet. If you splooge in you pants, it will not be as obvious! For the rest of us, both fine wool and microfiber, in dark colors, are less likely to look as "stained" by dancer cream, BBBJ spillage or dancer drool, when we leave the club.
SJG
This girl has got nice legs
http://doxyspotting.com/?p=103976
"Office casual" is what is used to be known as. No jeans. I have had several dancers they will chat up a guy in "dress pants" before jeans because of irritation from the fabric roughness that would chafe during the grind.
But suits are expensive and high maintenance.
Polyester is horrible clothing. But it is low maintenance. Just hold it under the faucet and then shake it out to dry it. It is clothes for losers, so it is ideal for strip clubs.
Dockers and a collared shirt is a nice way to dress. Practical and nice looking. Comfortable and machine washable. But it is not loser clothing. :)
SJG
When they wear the thing high stockings they are dressing for sex. They are telling you that they are accustomed to fucking with their high heels on.
http://doxyspotting.com/?p=105739
SJG
I'm a sweatpants guy myself. I've been turned away from *one* club in way over 1000 visits. Strippers that I want dancing for me love them and what the other dancers think doesn't matter.
Polyester is definitely a "proletariat" fabric. I used to use tailor made 100% wool dress slacks, which were *fantastic* but very pricey. The fine staff weren't a good fit for work as they often got abused on the job (desk + lab/shop work + crawling around) so they because hard to justify so I tried to switch to a wool blend, but the value was even worse (100% wore more like iron and was far more durable than wool blends for me), even though the 100% wool ones were $90-$130 at the time -- probably $170 today. Back then they were easy to justify since OTR dress slacks didn't fit right when I had my big stomach "gut," , so I went for MTM/MTO which fit perfect. Once I lost my gut, I found the "cheapie" OTR ones fit fine again and were inexpensive to replace when I ripped them (versus paying a tailor to repair). I'd like to budget more money and buy wool dress slacks again. Someday when I get my "real" job, I will go back to the good stuff.
For now, it's the proletariat polyester. ;)
Star Fleet uniforms are more like spandex, more stretchy, low maintenance.
But a tailored suit, and in polyester, is Lounge Lizard wear. The only reason it could work is because strip clubs are dark. But it is still not going to stand up well to dance booth grinding or repeated undressing and dressing.
The Rick Dugan system, using suits, I take as meaning a nice looking suit. And his idea involves no real ITC touching.
SJG