Has anything like this ever happened to you?
GACA
Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
So I was stuck in traffic leaving Charlotte. It wasn't moving at one point so I decided to kill time streaming porn, figured it would make the grid lock bearable. Before I knew it traffic was moving along.
So I'm a little horny and I know I'll be hitting Columbia in a little over an hour. So driving down the 77 , and my dick is really really just wanting some release, already passed Rock Hill so I pretty much gotta wait till I get to Columbia to LDK which I'm fckn know I'm going to right away.
Still my dick is bugg'n so I thought maybe I'll just play with it a little bit and it'll calm down. Long story short , serviced myself to completion driving down a pretty empty freeway...turned out to be one of the best self service nut I ever had, fckn messy, had water and napkins on the car thank god.
Oh then totally by passed the club and went straight home.
So I'm a little horny and I know I'll be hitting Columbia in a little over an hour. So driving down the 77 , and my dick is really really just wanting some release, already passed Rock Hill so I pretty much gotta wait till I get to Columbia to LDK which I'm fckn know I'm going to right away.
Still my dick is bugg'n so I thought maybe I'll just play with it a little bit and it'll calm down. Long story short , serviced myself to completion driving down a pretty empty freeway...turned out to be one of the best self service nut I ever had, fckn messy, had water and napkins on the car thank god.
Oh then totally by passed the club and went straight home.
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I'm not a good driver to begin w/ thus I pretty-much completely avoid the distraction of the cell-phone while I'm driving - I'll often pull-over if I need to engage in a call that can't wait - so no porn-streaming for me while on the road but have def hit the SC on a few occasions b/c I've been looking at porn on my laptop and then just had to go - but other times I'm either too tired or don't feel like going or just can't wait and will just slap the monkey to "diffuse" the situation.
GACA made a pimp decision on I-77.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWMBQiu6…