What have you done in a club that could be considered a bit questionable?

IronFox22
Ohio
What have you done in a strip club (either under the influence of alcohol or not) that could have gotten you in a bit of trouble? I'm excluding any kind of extras gotten during a lap-dance.

For example, one time, after drinking a bit, I found myself sitting at the bar describing to someone sitting next to me at the bar (in a loud tone of voice) how many of the dancers in that particular establishment would gladly reach up your shorts and grab Mr. Happy during a lap-dance. On another occasion, I slapped the ass (playfully) of one of my regulars as she was walking from the stage to the dressing room. She laughed about it, but a few of the other dancers nearby saw it and kind of gave me a nasty look.

Both of these occasions occurred after I had had four or five beers (instead of my normal one or two).

Have you ever done anything that seemed like a fun idea at the time, but then afterwards, you thought, "Yeah, I probably shouldn't have done that."

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gawker
8 years ago
Do you mean like taking two strippers to the Champagne room when they were both so drugged out that they agreed to come with me for nothing just so they wouldn't get called on stage? And doing a few lines of coke with them and then having them both suck my dick and then one of them fuck me? Do you think I could have gotten in trouble?
IronFox22
8 years ago
Jesus Christ.
shailynn
8 years ago
I'd say doing drugs inside the club, that the stripper gave me.
likes2look
8 years ago
Eating at the buffet
Rick_the_Bear
8 years ago
Drinking and Driving. A favorite of mine is to have unprotected sex with heroin addict 's then go make love to my loyal wife of 30plus year's
DandyDan
8 years ago
Drinking and driving for sure.

At my old favorite club, if one of my favorites was on stage, I would tip and sometimes, I would either DATY or finger them in full view of the club. OTOH, I wasn't the only one doing that. I seen a young couple both DATY of the very old dancer I banged once right after me. That seems like a health code violation if ever there was one.
crazyjoe
8 years ago
Shitting at the club
Shylynn
8 years ago
I'd say doing drugs inside the club, that the stripper gave me. -Shailynn

Sounds like a retard trying to lie
4got2wipe
8 years ago
"Shitting at the club"

Ace!

At least shitting in the club does not endanger anybody else like drunk driving!

However, it would be brilliant if the club had a bidet to help you clean up for rimjobs! ;)
4got2wipe
8 years ago
Does anybody else think an imitation troll named "Shsilynn" or something that looked more like Shailynn in a quick read would be more effective?

Not brilliant Shylynn! :(
sharkhunter
8 years ago
Mine are more tame. Like talking to a girl while peeing in the men's room andI deleted the other one I was going to say. LE or the clubs trying to avoid lawsuits might try to restrict things even more even if nothing happened for years.

Probably should have taken a dancers offer to let her hold it while I pee. That would have been different. Only had that offered to me one time.
twentyfive
8 years ago
Making it rain with $20k in 3 months.
sharkhunter
8 years ago
Girls would have maybe gotten in trouble for what I mentioned. The only one I remember a bouncer saying something would be supposedly leaning over the stage. In fact I saw a female customer lean over the stage so much last night I thought maybe she was a dancer too and was going to strip. Bouncer came over and told her not to lean over the stage so much. A guy might have been asked to leave for stretching out over the stage like that. I guess if you get asked to go on stage, not a problem. I don't really care to go on stage very much,
Corvus
8 years ago
I use Monopoly money to tip the girls with fake titties.
dickdecker
8 years ago
Where to begin,,,,,
how 'bout driving off the road, over the curb, flatting both tires 100' feet from the club. Shouldn't have, but got away with it.....lesson learned.
vincemichaels
8 years ago
Letting one dancer know that I was uncovered under my sweater. She gets offended and runs to the bouncer who escorts me out.
shadowcat
8 years ago
Damn VM - What was under your sweater?
vincemichaels
8 years ago
My little head. :)
georgmicrodong
8 years ago
The statute of limitations isn't yet expired, so I can't tell you. It's not a misdemeanor.
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
I've never been much of a drinker but there was a time for 2 or 3 years that I would usually have a strong drink or two at the SC to mellow-out from a stressful workweek.

Back when I lived in Dallas a dancer introduced me to the Hurricane mixed drink and since I did not like beer nor bitter tasting drinks I liked the Hurricane.

Anyway one late Fr night circa 2009 I was heading to a SC in Arlington, TX (about 25 minutes west of Dallas) - I arrived later than my usual time and arrived around 12:30 a.m. - since the club closed at 2:00 a.m. I made the mistake of kinda chugging my Hurricane drink so I would have enough time after I drank it b/f I left at 2:00 a.m when the club closed.

Anyway - chugging the Hurricane messed me up - it had been a stressful workweek and I'd had something to eat very late on that Fr b/f arriving at the club - I think b/w the stress from the week and the alcohol my stomach got messed up besides being a bit buzzed - as I was driving home after the club closed at 2:00 a.m. I had to pull over to the side of the freeway where I threw up all over my steering-wheel and pants (I guess I had not yet fully digested my late meal) - my stomach was all messed up and I needed to take a dump but I was in an industrial area past 2:00 a.m. so I pulled off the freeway and drove a block or two onto a grassy field in front of some industrial type business - I needed to take a dump bad so I got some napkins from the car; knelt down on the grass to take a much needed dump - but I was pretty buzzed and as I was kneeling down I got dizzy and went forehead first onto the grass while a car or two passed by - all this in an isolated area past 2:00 a.m. - anyway took my needed dump and actually felt better after also having thrown up all over the inside of my car - next day I woke-up with grass stains on my forehead and a big red spot from when I hit the grass/dirt headfirst while trying to take a buzzed dump.
flagooner
8 years ago

Stop it Papi!!!!

My wife just asked what I was laughing at. I read your story and she laughed too. Good thing she didn't ask me where I read it.
Papi_Chulo
8 years ago
Damn - I wasn't trying to be funny - it was pretty-sad I thought

:)
larryfisherman
8 years ago
Making it rain pissing off these old geezers flagooner and twentyfive!
vincemichaels
8 years ago
Geez, Papi. I hope it wasn't too painful.
TravelingGolfer
8 years ago
Let's see. A bouncer walked into VIP once and saw I had my fingers up this dancer's vagina. He stared for a second and then turned around and walked out, pretending not to see. He knew us both pretty well and I tipped him in the past, so that probably helped.

Another time, a bouncer walked in and saw me half naked with the dancer and we had some coke out in the open that we had just been using. I thought he was going to kick us both out and get the girl in trouble, but he overlooked it. He had a pissed off look on his face, but let it slide.

Other than that, oral sex and FS in VIP with cameras around. Fortunately we never got interrupted or kicked out.
flagooner
8 years ago

I would say that larryfisherman has us all beat, but there is nothing questionable about making it rain. It is definitely stupid.

Uh oh, now I'll probably be called a racist.
IronFox22
8 years ago
That's a great story, Papi.

I haven't done anything that crazy, but I totally get the part about not being smart about where you are in the middle of the night. I used to live in a large city that was served by a Metro Light Rail train, and sometimes I would take it to a club that was not in the best area. I would only go to the area during the afternoon (when things were relatively safe), but I had to walk about a half mile or so from the Metro station to the club. One time I was having a real good time (and also drinking) and ended up staying for hours and hours. When I finally left, it was around 1 am. So I walked drunk back to the train station in a high-crime area (I absolutely should have taken a cab), and even cut through a pitch-black alley to make the walk a little shorter. You know how it is when you've had a lot to drink--you;re not afraid of anything.

Nothing happened to me, but I was just asking for trouble at that time of night.
Shylynn
8 years ago
Look at me a that retard kid called shailynn
s88
8 years ago
@IronFox22

I've used public transit late at night, in run down neighborhood, in random cities, to go back to my hotels. There is a point where there is safety in numbers, some people out but not enough for safety, and then there is so dead it is perfectly safe. "some people out but not enough for safety" worries me. Nothing happened to me. I also do a test run during daytime hours with public transportation once to the SC, I walk upto its door then go back to my hotel by public transit in daylight. This way I know who is supposed to be on the street, where the bus stops are, how to look for the bus on the horizon. Does the city's bus tracker app match real life?

One of my reg SCs is surrounded by public housing on most of its sides. I've never had issues except cops or skels trying to buy drugs from me on the street and both easily take a "no" on the first time you say it.

@TravelingGolfer

If the cameras are always unmonitored in VIP, or the SC owner took a tip to "turn off" the camera, is that getting away with questionable behavior? Cameras can be an excuse, but once you gotten a few heavy extras in VIP over and over for months, you realize the cameras aren't monitored and it was the strippers choice to not do anything in VIP, not the camera. The other conspiracy nut in me says the SC managers whitelisted me for extras because Im a regular. My CF quit her last SC because the SC owner let 2 other dancers repeatedly do "turned off cameras" VIP to customers he picked and introduced those customers to his 2 special girls, and those 2 special girls collected huge tips, while CF had to be 100% clean. If CF doesn't knock off hands within half a minute, the bouncer will walk into the VIP booth and confront the customer about no touching, and CF looses her cut of the VIP room. Ironically "turn off cameras" means the SC owner telling the bouncer verbally that it is a "no cameras" VIP, which means the bouncer is not allowed to interrupt a VIP session. The LCD screen with the CCTV feeds of the VIP rooms is ALWAYS ON at the bouncers POS station infront of the door to VIP rooms.
lopaw
8 years ago
Lol what HAVEN'T I done in a stripclub that was questionable.
sharkhunter
8 years ago
I once left with a pissed off dancer who got fired for leaving 30 minutes early. It was her choice to leave early. She was pissed off at her manager. The manager said if you leave now, don't come back. It didn't apply to me though, just her. I stayed out of it. Could have insisted she not lose her job over 30 minutes.
Hugh_G_Rection
8 years ago
One time I was with a group of Mongers who used to cross the border to party with Escorts from an adult hobbyist board in Windsor Ontario (a long dead scene both virtual and hobby wise). I found myself at a dive club (Club T-zers)
with an escort favorite of mine, her escort friend, and a couple of other mongers pounding shots and beers on a Saturday afternoon shift. Keep in mind I had a
'date' with this lady the previous night and was very hung over for a group meet at a sports bar on Huron Church where we used to gather.

My main squeeze brought us to T-zers because she was close friends of two girls that were dancing. After some stage tipping and several rounds of shots our 'club takeover' took a rowdier turn.

One of the strippers took off one of the escorts halter/and bra and gave her a LD for our visual pleasure, and this went on for three or four booze-hazy songs. The stripper took a candle centerpiece off the table and started pouring hot wax over her nipples and the nipples of her lady friend.

I got the totally WRONG idea to grab a candle off the other table, and as it was summer I was wearing loose shorts. I unbuckled my belt and unzipped my pants, pulled my boxer shorts aside and manipulated my johnson to where I could see my scrotum (I'm sitting down) and proceeded to pour hot wax on my testicles while being cheered on by both the girls who had been giving us visual entertainment to that point! (I'm not exposing myself at this point, they were very loose shorts like the gang bangers used to wear to clubs)

Naturally, my hobbyist friends thought I was bonkers but it ended up with another round of shots bought by the dancer- just because I had the balls to pour hot wax on the boys! And no, doubt I'll ever consider a wax job again....
the mighty quinn
8 years ago
Seattle clubs are dry as far as alcohol go but that didn't stop a dancer from bringing a flask out and offering me a drink.
s88
8 years ago
@the mighty quinn

Happened to me a month ago. Straight up the best VIP room session ever in my life. Too bad she quit stripping 2 weeks later.
san_jose_guy
8 years ago
Partake with this girl offering aggressive DFKing, coming up to you and lying down with her back on the top of the bar. For $1.

She seemed intent on setting herself up with and OTC.

SJG
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