What I want...What she wants

Jul 5, 2016, 5:25 PM

Take the TUSCL vs SW free form prose challenge. It think the structure is easily discerned. Here's my entry:

What I want: a 24 year old nymphomaniac that will look in my eyes as she blows me while I eat the foie gras on brioche sandwich she just made.

What she wants: A 28 year old underwear model whose only sexual turn-ons are giving away money and listening to her problems.

What I get: a 32 year old veteran stripper who has learned to close her eyes and think about the money.

What she gets: a 44 year old pervert who is only a slight upgrade from being groped by her manager at McDonald's.

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vincemichaels9 years ago

Good analysis, Meursault.

larryfisherman9 years ago

Haha.

Papi_Chulo9 years ago

She wants $$$ - you want her body - anything else is the old trying to fit the round peg in square hole; IMO.

shailynn9 years ago

I think you need to reach a middle ground.

Here's what I recommend:

Fancy dining for her - take her to red lobster or Olive Garden.

Sexual nirvana for her - fuck with the lights out. You may be fucking the night stand instead of her but it's okay you won't be able to tell the difference in the dark.

lopaw9 years ago

Sounds like everybody sorta gets what they want...if they squint reeeeeeeal hard and not think about it too much.

Meursault9 years ago

^ ha @lowpa. Once again, fortune favors the squinter.

JamesSD9 years ago

When I was 28, I had exactly what you wanted, more or less. I was no underwear model, but she was a nymphomaniac.

It's bittersweet I can never go back to that time.

Dominic779 years ago

I feel better having read Meursault's and lopaw's posts in this thread. Thank you. Sometimes I wonder why my CF has to close her eyes too. I wonder is it really that bad? Then I, too, squint really hard. It helps.

vincemichaels9 years ago

Eyes wide open, eyes shut. Think about her from time to time. Memories are to be treasured.

georgmicrodong9 years ago

I used to be as skeptical/cynical as you. Then shit happened, and two strippers apparently don't need my money.

One of them seems to really like me and when I visit her drops most everything to enjoy some naked time.

The other just wants some "face time with somebody who isn't a demanding creeper" (her words), and puts up with my pot belly and ugly faces to get it.