Just Don't Bother

This is my third(?) review of this location so I won't go into the specifics of the physical location. It's a locals place. The club doesn't really get going until 1-2 usually so the club was somewhat barren tonight. Talent was, as expected, slim to desperate. The only thing that keeps this place going is the last ditch crowd that comes after all the other local clubs close. My regulars are gone and the new girls are aggressive and snappy. I expect girls with obvious drug problems, and the old gals, but sometimes to much is to much. This is Miami. even if you cater to regulars who come for a beer and a chair you have to give them something to look at. You can get what you want here and cheap, but most would probably steer clear. You can get better down the street in either direction. There are four other, better, clubs in spitting distance. Showgirls on 200 is my new regular spot even though it is a bit more impersonal.

Management and servers haven't changed since I last came. They're a comforting presence, but it's not damn near enough.

Good bye old friend. You were once a shadow of yourself, but now you've tied the rope to a ceiling fan and jumped off a chair.