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Top ten list of taking shits on the road

1.Walmart 2.Gas Station of any kind 3. Dive Bars 4. McDonald's pacificly 5. Burger King is a great place to drop whooper 6. Massage parlors 7. Truck stops 8. Strip clubs 9. Krispy Kreme 10. Beside my truck

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"My legs are shaking" she says

On my last few trips to the strip club one of the girls mention that "her legs are shaking", what does this imply ?

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Very dull on Thursday Afternoon

I used to frequent this bar a lot, but had moved away and not been there in years. It used to be a neighborhood strip joint. I was amazed at the transformation.…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Losing ground FAST

Stopped by hoping for a little afternoon show, left in 20 minutes very disappointed. My last trip in was almost as bad, but did talk to a dancer and took her back for a round,…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Best night ever!!!

I've been wanting to visit the club for quite a while since I last visited a few months ago. There were two girls I had been wanting to see, Wednesday and Ariel.…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Nice Club

This was my first trip back to the club since the remodel. Not a regular, so I can't say if is better now than it was, but I enjoyed myself, and thought the club was…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Great Club

Came late this past Saturday night with a group of buddies and sprung for the VIP section. Lot of private booths with gorgeous dancers (with plenty of dancers coming by) for pretty reasonable prices ($20/dance).…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Better than expected

While I had a few dancers in mind on my mental list to look for, I had confirmed with a dancer that I know that she'd be working. At least this why I knew…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Nothing special

A lot smaller than I expected. There are 3 tiny stages spread around the club with a pole on each of them. While the girls are beautiful, I wish there was more variety because I…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Quieter than usual

I have been to this location in the past but this was a much slower day with a few dancers and not as many patrons. There was a stage show, I had to order any…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Good Club

I agree with the reviews about this place. It is expensive. The drinks the girls and the fees can take a toll but remember fellas you're in a strip club. Strip clubs cost money. If…

Lido Lounge

Cleveland, Ohio

Probably need to go back

This actually is the closest strip club near me in Cleveland, but I had never visited. That changed on the Sunday before July 4 when I attempted to visit. Attempted--because the lot was full and…

Hot Legs

Louisville, Kentucky

A strip club with no strippers

My final stop on this tour was Hot Legs. Had originally gone to the Red Door, but they were not open at 7:00 on a Saturday. About Hot Legs. This place could…

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, Virginia

To me, one of the best in the area

This one of mg favorite clubs in the area. I tend to go on Saturday night as thier seems to be a better selection of girls. No cover before 10pm which is nice. I think…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Change up

So I bust outta house for the afternoon and decide to see some girls dancing. After a disastrous showing at Spanky's (which is always a possibility lately), I divert over to the Fox. Hmmm, different bartender...and…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

No longer one of my favorite places to go

This used to be my favorite club in the US. Beautiful girls, plenty of them in a nice, clean, safe, well maintained place. The private dances here were among the greatest you could find anywhere…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

First FKK and wow

I've read reviews of FKKs and have usually been pretty skeptical of how attractive the women would be, or how many options there would be but I had an opportunity for an overnight layover in…

Body Language

Louisville, Kentucky

How...?

...dumb does she think I am? Next stop on my tour was Diamonds Cabaret. Dump might be bit of an upgrade for this place. Every barstool I tried wobbled more than my grandmas…

Di Carlos's

Albany, New York

Good for Albany, but....

Options are limited in the area - so beggars can't be choosers I guess. That said, it feels like its getting progressively worse here. The dance area has a buffer zone, which most people know…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Be aggressive is the best advice I can give

There's plenty of dancers here and a variety of women to choose from but it's like they almost exclusively cater to regulars now and won't even bother approaching you for a dance unless you stick…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Better now that they're topless

My first impression of this place was not good at all; there were no tits being displayed and the women were marginally attractive at best. Average looking girls were hitting me up for dances and…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

A little bit different than my last trip

OK, I had not been in this club in a couple of years. As I was walking in I was approached by an attractive AA girl who looked like she was returning from a…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

The Quality has gone down here for sure

This place is usually crazy. Lots of men looking for love and lots of dancers and barmaids willing to take their money. On this night the place was as dead as I've ever seen it…

Body Shots Gentlemen's Club

Ocala, Florida

Very nice visit

I got to Body Shots about 9:30 on my way to Gainesville. The place was clean enough. Doorman was friendly. DJ was playing great music. First dancer on stage was Sheryl. She…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Small dive with a strange feel

So, after reading the reviews and someone suggesting I check BD's out, I decided to stop in on a Friday around 8:00. Having been in Phoenix about a half dozen times and to only two…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Some possibilities here

I decided to continue my brief tour of Cleveland clubs with a visit to Ambers, where I hadn't stopped for 9 years. In the past, I worked nearby and would run over every once in a…

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Would you pay a stripper for nude photos of her?

I just found out that there is a dancer at my favorite club that has gotten out of the cam girl business but still has a web site selling photos of herself. I have lots of photos of strippers but…

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The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

18th birthday

18th birthday, brother and his friend take me. He paid for my first two lap dances, but I still ended up dropping nearly $100 of my own money. During the one dance the stripper asked me…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Maybe my new go-to club

Haven't been to this club in years. The redesign since my last visit is a complete 180 improvement. Space around the stage is still a bit cramped, but not as bad as before.…

Oasis

Baltimore, Maryland

This club is open... but it might as well be closed.

Oasis is actually OPEN... but it might as well be CLOSED. This was my first time inside this club. The club is essentially a bar. It has an upstairs that is much of the same.…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Lady G's

I stopped by Lady G's last Friday evening around 6pm. Night shift, as with most clubs starts to roll in around 7p so I got there at the end of day shift. The cover has…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Definitely Hit or Miss -- This Was a Hit

Wednesday's are $5 dance days, and are generally worth the effort. This club is making renovations. Moved the DJ booth away from the stage, has put in a service bar, remodeled the bathroom, etc. The…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Stimulus Day at the Gold Club

This is a review of Gold Club's Stimulus Day promotion on July 19th - $100 for your first VIP room, 30 minutes, topless dancer. You actually get a Stimulus coupon when you enter - LOL.…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Pit beef and boobies

The first thing you notice about the GGC is the building in front of it - Chap's Pit Beef. While GGC has your usual upscale strip club food, Chap's is a treasure, a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Too late in evening

Stopped by Follies on my way from airport. It was already 6 in the evening to had to park in near supermarket. No cover but tip for a pat down. The place was packed as…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Saturday Late Night Visit

I haven't been to Flight Club in a long time and my experience is usually good. This time I think it was more that I chose the wrong dancer. I forgot her name but she…

Club X

Glendale, Colorado

Fat Fetish Served Here

A majority of the ladies looked to be an average of 300lbs... and boy were they raking in the cash from men who really are in to that. I think that is their major…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

Best in Cleveland

This is really the only club worth going to in the city and in a great spot on the Cuyahoga River adjacent to some fun spots in The Flats. Always a great way to top…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Good Time at BBF on a Wednesday Evening

I was in Indianapolis for a work trip and decided to checkout Brad's Brass Flamingo. I had never been to a strip club in Indianapolis and a friend recommended this place. I went on Wednesday…

4Play Lounge

St. Petersburg, Florida

pleasantly surprised

So I just, literally just as in 1:12 am on a Saturday night, left 4 Play. This is my first review so I’m not sure if these post right away so forgive me.…

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Skype scam. Careful out there

Not sure if anyone experienced this. Offtopic to SC Was in a online chat forum where met a good looking gal based on profile. He took our conversation to skype(ofcourse with my fake id)and she said shes from UK and looking…

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OT "How could people who claim to cherish freedom and fairness create such a rac

The title says it all.

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Teach me your ways

Hey guys, I'm new to the hobby and am trying to learn how things work. I've already read the FAQ, the glossary, and many reviews of clubs in my area. I have a few questions that I think only y'all…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Not bad for a Friday Afternoon

Like many clubs with this type of reputation, this place is hit or miss. I had the afternoon off and decided to visit to have a beer and check out the talent. The…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Small but thorough

Basically you walk in ND your greeted by the doorman, he ask if youve been here before and if you have then he immediately calls the girls our of their rooms for your choosing. I…

Vegas Show Girls

North Augusta, South Carolina

Not even close to Vegas.

Vagas Show Girls 21st July Friday First impressions is I can tell this club is owned by the same owner of the one down the road. Thank the Lord you only have to pay one cover. This club is…

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Used to Be My Go To Bar When It Was T's Lounge

A decade back, T's Lounge was my go to bar. I used to be happily surprised by some extra fun that I used to have here. To be honest, I have not visited this place…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

What's that smell???

Don't know why I ever decided to give this place another chance! It stunck so bad. The girl that sat next to stunckeven worse than the bathroom! Hailey or Kaylee.... Don't know and nor do…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Not as what I expected

Went to Tootsies on a pre-Spring vacation on a primetime Saturday Night after midnight. Went and paid 20 bucks for entry and it Was on. Was about 50 dancers on shift. Reminded me of a…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Short visit! Cant wait to visit again!

I'm not from this area, but I am absolutely convinced that this is the best club in town! (coming from me, that's a huge compliment considering I'm generally hard to impress.) Got there around 10, had…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

I'm puzzled by the high ranking of this club

I'm puzzled by the high ranking of this club, which, at least on the one Thursday night on which I visited, was not as good as the best clubs I've visited in NYC, Baltimore, Miami,…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

First visit was good.

This was my first time in the club, and I really liked it there. I went there at 10 PM on Saturday evening, the entry fee was $5 and beer was $3.75. As soon as…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Decent stop but nothing to rave about

Stopped in on a Thursday evening just past 8pm. It's kind of a guideline I have to gauge how happening a club is. If they draw a nice crowd pre-weekend then they're usually in good…

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Same as any other strip club

I was there at the club at 12AM on friday and there were many men (~30) and only 10-15 dancers. They have one big stage and a bit smaller stage side-by-side. Menu: Topless lap dance: No…

Sugar D's

West Palm Beach, Florida

Not a Pleasant Visit

This is a black club that is located near Flashdancers, another black club in WPB, that I usually hit up together when I am clubbing in that area. There was no fee to park and…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

I've been going to stiletto for many years

I've been going to stiletto every so often over the past decade. I preferred their previous interior before they changed it to look like "a doctor's office" (as one of the dancers put it). The…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Hotties Abound

I have to give this club a thumbs up--it's my go-to spot when I want to go out. Consistently hot dancers, serves decent food. I can't comment on the drinks--I'm not a drinker.…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

WOW!

Okay, I realize it is mostly hit or miss when you go to a club hoping to see a specific entertainer. Well, I got lucky on Thursday. Not only was she there, but she remembered…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Very Hidden Not Gem

Any description of this club should begin with how hidden it is. It reminds me of the old Gold Club in Jacksonville that is near a main road, and then you feel like you are…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Time stands still here

Stopped in for the first time in a few years. It was exactly the same. Rolled in and found my preferred spot at one of the tables. About 5 dancers and 5 patrons. Within a…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Didn't stay long.... AGAIN

Used to be a good day shift here. Last few times over the last few months has been DEAD during the day. One dancer (red head). Was busy talking to a guy at the front…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Scores South Forida

AFAIK this is the only Scores in South Florida. I have visited the Scores in Jacksonville, Tampa, and Savannah and enjoyed them so I stopped in here. The club is located near exit 63 of…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Pool Girl Pay to Play

Made a quick trip to Vegas on business (yes, really). Saw this club from my hotel and it looked like an easy walk. Everything is farther than it looks in Vegas :-) Got there around 4…

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

Muy Fun

This is a likable Spanish club in WPB where I felt like I was in South America. First, I found parking along the street but I was a bit concerned about the parking situation so…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Upscale WPB

This is the most upscale club in WPB and prides itself on its food, particularly the steak. There was no fee to park, and I did not pay a cover for my early afternoon visit.…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Another great visit

My 3rd time visiting All Nude. It was another great visit. Not many girls performing but had a couple give good couple minute dances on the stage. One girl came up when…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

July 21 at the Players Club

I visited the Players Club on Friday evening for the first time since March. There is a new crew of dancers that appears to give some hope the club is coming back some. The entrance…

Petticoat Junction

Mentor, Ohio

Ok

I had about an hour to kill before my business meeting. I happen to be on my way passing this club so I stopped by around 11:45am. First I didn't even know this…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Girls were cold

Although I went on a Thursday night some time ago. Parking was a problem. There is an area in front of the club, but that was full. There were mechanics working in the auto repair…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Prince George's County DISAPPOINTS

I got to EI around 10pm on Saturday night. It was a stormy day and I had absolutely nothing else better to do except watch Hulu at home. I went to EI not expecting much…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Positive Update on Previous Visit

From my experience, this is the only Seattle club where one can get a level of satisfaction. And even this visit was an anomaly. This was probably my 10th or 12th visit to…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Weird Act

No charge for self parking and paid a $10 cover charge. Found a seat at the bar and ordered a beer. Cost went up from $5 to $5.50 which cuts into the tip…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Not My Favorite but Good

When I get to Exit 70 of I-95 in WPB, I usually go to Cheetah and skip this place. First issue is that I always seem to get the last parking spot available in the…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Holiday event

I was here on a recent pre holiday event. They had $10 dances to bring in more customers which brought in more dancers.Around 10 pm they had about 10-15 dancers. Styles vary from black to…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

hugger

This will be a very short, quick review. Exactly like my last visit. Gotta plan better. Thursday's are a day when the best of the Hugger, in my humble opinion, are not there. I was…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

First review, don't bite!

I've been a semi regular patron for the past several years at GGR. After a hiatus, I've been back recently and have been surprised at the substantial changes in the dancer rotation. For…

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Worth a return after a number of years

OK, I have not been here in ages. last time was dull, not worth the price of admission. So it is 90+ outside and I am thirsty, I figure why not. Walked in, 3 girls…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies is All Good

So was planning on joining Shadowcat and the others on their Thursday excursion but I ended up having some business dealing in the Follies area Wednesday, so I decided to go ahead and stop in…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Friday afternoon at Follies

I've been to Follies several times, even though it's about a 40 minute drive for me from my home up north OTP. The other times I've gone have all been great experiences, with VIP visits…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Fun Black Club

This is a black club that is located near Sugar D's, another black club in WPB, that I usually hit up together when I am clubbing in that area. The day shift is very different…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, West Virginia

could be a lot better

with tiffanys next door being shut down seemingly for good, you would think this would step up and try to fill the void, but it gets worse each time i go in. the dj…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

America

This is still my favorite place. The staff is friendly and I always feel comfortable. This was a Thursday visit around 230pm. Walked in after an I.D. check with no cover. There…

Playhouse II

Riviera Beach, Florida

Party Seems to Get Started After Midnight

Emperors WPB reminded me of Emperors Tampa in that both clubs were very slow in the afternoon shift. First, the club is a bit hard to get to, but there is free parking. Also, there…

ORA Ultra Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

Felt Like Brokeback Mountain

If you are into the aesthetics of a club, then Double Dee's is for you. It is a very nice looking ranch from the outside and the inside. The place reminds me of Vixens, a…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Good looking dancers but not much intimate

One dancer approached me and she said about the prices and felt $40 for a song is too expensive for Beaverton. So she was trying to convince me to get a lapdance and then she…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

Discotheque

Discotheque Augusta GA Arrived at 9:30, looks to be an old world dance club and has not been updated in years. Chairs and tables look like the kind you find in an bingo hall. Probably about ten…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Totally ignored again

Stop by after a very disappointing visit to CF. Walked in no cover charge. The place is always clean and was quite busy for a Wednesday afternoon. I have been here before and had a…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Best value in Industry but lower quality

This club has the best dancer value - longest dances and typically cheapest extras (mileage) for the money. But the girls aren't the best looking, so you have to find the right one for…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

club

The last time I was at this club I had a disappointing night. I am pleased to say that my experience this time was excellent. Found a seat that had viewing of all three stages.…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Best Club in the City

I've been to the other clubs and even though they're great in their own right, this one is the best for new visitors or out-of-towners because the girls aren't entirely preoccupied with regulars and they're…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Hot girls Hard hustle and Left with Nothing

Club is nicely laid out, classy joint. Only one main stage and back room VIP. From my experience, most clubs that have the main stage with hidden VIP setup are prime for a good time…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Slow day

Got here on a Saturday afternoon. The parking lot is getting bad, there are potholes everywhere. Highly recommend that you drive extremely slow once you get to the parking lot. There is valet parking, but…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

16 Dancers. 4 Customers. I'm not complaining.

16 Dancers. 4 Customers. Found myself stuck in downtown Austin around 4PM Thursday. Traffic everywhere - but a front parking spot waiting for me in front of Chicas Bonitas. And Mikko's recent review was on my…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Twenty Five Country

Every time I visit WPB, I visit Cheetah and have a good time. At night time, I usually do $25 dances and have a very good time with the VHM dances from pretty Hispanic, black,…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Split Review

I have been to Cheeks a few times over the years but do not frequent this place on a regular basis by any means. I went on a Thursday night, got there around…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Not bad for eye candy, Not good for a blowjob

If you're a dirty old pervert like myself who goes to strip clubs to fondle titties, grab ass and finger fuck young ladies, Centerfolds in downtown Boston is NOT the place for you. However if…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Hoping for better

Stop by the club at 8.30 were a few dancers so I hung out and waited . I saw a few that were above a 5. So I sat down and drank for a little…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Beautiful dancer

So I was in Fort Wayne today doing some shopping, and I thought it's been a minute since I seen the friendly ladies at brandys so I thought I would stop in, it was…

Babylon

Austintown, Ohio

I thought it was weird, may be your thing.

It's a rare after hours spot, I think it was about 3am and the parking lot was secluded but busy. For some reason they didn't charge cover and didn't push for drinks, just a…

Shadow Cabaret

Pompano Beach, Florida

Fun Time

This was a good place to start off a long day of clubbing. There was no fee to park in the strip mall parking lot where the club is located. There also was no cover…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Still a good club

I use to frequent this place back in the late 90's when I was working in the area. It was a great club back then in my opinion. I saw some of the…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Babydoll

Stopped in the 19th Hole this afternoon for a couple of beers and to get the club experience. Several girls on shift, however the dollar parade was not as bad as usual. I recognized Satin,…

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Cat-and-mouse game continues in underage schoolgirl dating services in Japan.

OSAKA Although authorities have intensified a crackdown on underage schoolgirl dating services, preventing girls from simply switching to other shops where they can be highly compensated for performing illicit sexual acts is becoming a game of cat and mouse, police say. The…

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Fort Worth 2AMer.

Fort Worth police are looking for suspects in a shooting that left one man dead early Saturday morning after an altercation at a strip club in far north Fort Worth. Omar Salazar, 24, was identified as the victim by the Tarrant…

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Another prediction

I'm calling it here and now. Remember I'm the one who called Trump's victory months in advance, when almost everybody here (Nina most vocally) said I was nuts. So in the midst of all of this stoopid impeachment…

The Green Door

Algodones, Baja California

Part of my summer of mongering

I was really looking forward to my trip here. I enjoy TJ clubs but they are a bit farther away and they are often pretty busy and pretty intense. This summer I have planned to…

Hawaii Club

Algodones, Baja California

A New Mexican place off the old bucket list

After crossing the border on foot I walked south about a block, past the green door, turned right and went a block west. Therin is the Hawaii club. Not sure why Mexican strip clubs…

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PoleLover77

Did anyone else get a message from this user calling you gross? Or am I the only gross, disgusting one on the site?

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In the closet vs out of the closet dancers and OTC chances

Do you think your chances of OTC is better with in the closet dancers or out of the closet dancers? I believe OTC chances are better with out of the closet dancers because they are not ashamed of their dancer life…

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Should Trump resign now that Jr has given proof of high treason ?

Or congress start impeachment proceedings ?

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PSA for the TUSCL $350k club - Norway: The country where no salaries are secret

ATTN: Norway: The country where no salaries are secret, By Lars Bevanger,BBC News, Oslo. http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-40669239 'In the past, your salary was published in a book. A list of everyone's income, assets and the tax they had paid, could be found on a…

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Did my dancer just cum ?

Was buying a few lap dances and one thing lead to another then I noticed she tighten up her grip on my wrist. Then she plowed her head into my shoulder while thrusting her clitoris against my dick. I was…

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A Woman Will Just Sit There And Watch You Die

At least that's my take away from Hemingway's "The Snows of Kilimanjaro" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Snows_of_Kilimanjaro_(short_story) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Snows_of_Kilimanjaro_(1952_film) But it was a long time ago, and maybe other people take it different ways. But was Hemingway a misogynist? Many people think so. I have always found…

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Ever see things go down in a club your not to sure you should add that in a revi

Currently I have no reviews because I'm desiring to keep my location anonymous. Last night I saw a feature dancer that the club has been promoting for months. She was voted best pussy in porn a few years. On the…

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Detriot Trip well at least for me has been officaly cancelled

As much as it pains me to write this. Hell I feel bad because of letting people down I'm forced to do this. Last night driving home from a Greenville SC visit my piece of Shit car gives out. Turns out…

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Using CC at SC

Why is everyone so against using credit cards at SC? Can someone inform me please

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Nervous Gas in the club

Last few months I've noticed I get extremely Gas when going to a new club or getting dances from a new girl I like. It's even been as bad as to cause shitting. Please take this serious. I know their are…

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It appears strippers do fall in love with customers' (wallets)

I know the majority of us here (including myself) don't go to the clubs looking to turn a stripper into a girlfriend, but it certainly seems to be possible if you are A) at least 20 years older than her,…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Really TOFTF Here!

Vixens has reopened after a year of being closed, under new management. Doors have changed - you must enter from the north side now. Greeted by a metal detector and instructed to empty pockets, like going…

Stars 2.0

Anderson, Indiana

Not terrible, but too smoky and too well lit!!

Was in Anderson on Friday, after trying Hoosier Girls, I decided to take a chance here despite the last review not being all that good and as well as being 2 years old. Arrived…

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OT (Except in Title): The Open

I don't watch much golf, but I do like to watch the major torunamanets. This weekend's tournament just happenes to be "The Open", which is also often times a way we describe a stripper's legs. Anyway, who do you think will…

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RickyBoy's System is Pure Faggotry!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Whales/regulars locking down dancers at cheap dives.

Pretty sure this a recurring topic but what isn't? I have noticed lately a lot of pl's locking down the best talent at cheap dives and midscale clubs. Specifically on the weekends. Is this good strategy? What do you think…

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"Sorry, You're Not My Kind of Girl"

As much as I love this song, it never occurred to me until this morning that it would be funny to sing part of this song (it's a 1980s track by New Edition) to dancers I'm not interested in: "(Oh, girl)…

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Stripper Logic (... or non-Logic)

Can the following 2 contradictory statements be true? 1. Stripper is giving dance to PL at the table next to mine. I am not paying attention to the stripper. When she is done with the other PL, she stops…

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Last minute AC trip; suggestions?

Roommates invited me to Atlantic City tonight, don't have time to look at TUSCL reviews. Which clubs are da best?!

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OT: Turbos ?

Seems a lot of car-manufacturers are going to smaller turbo-charged engines in order to get good fuel mileage but still have performance (seems V6's are getting faced out). I recall back in the day turbos were kinda "tempermental" for lack of…

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Foxy Di? Hell yes!

http://www.xnxx.com/video-fz8l3c0/foxy_di_first_fuck_whit_boyfriend_videos_pornos_hd_-_spankbang

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New guy here: dancer told me to take my dick out

I'm 42 and went to my first SC in June 2016. Have been to total of 4 clubs. I was at my favorite place recently and having a dance from a girl I'd never seen before. She was way more…

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[OT] Is Bitcoin Back?

We haven't discussed financial matters on TUSCL here in quite sometime. So let's talk about BTC which appears to be rallying again. Is it back now? Did any of you pussies get shaken out by the 40% drop off the

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Sex Tape

Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe are carpet munching partners. https://sports.yahoo.com/wnba-legend-sue-bird-im-gay-megan-rapinoe-girlfriend-182844749.html I'd like to see a candid/voyeur sex tape of them going to town!!!

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Good with the ATF

I occasionally visit the 19th Hole in Glenside, PA. There are some enthusiastic and friendly women who work there, eager to visit and chat intelligently while gently stroking the ego and more. Providing a vibrating cock ring increased the enthusiasm…

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DFKing strippers: rip your tongue out with pliers

Nowadays I always ask for DFK at all my SCs because it separates the air dance/low mileage girls from GFE FS girls without me saying anything or needing much game. If she doesn't say yes, no chance of her getting…

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Ole Miss Coach Resigns Over Calls to Escort Service

Mississippi head football coach Hugh Freeze resigned effective immediately over calls made to an escort agency in Florida using a university phone. http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/20117453/hugh-freeze-ole-miss-rebels-resigns-escort-service-calls-cited Thoughts? Would any of you be fired if your business found out you were calling an escort service?

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What would you do part 2?

So you got a couple good dances from the lone 8 or 9 at the beginning of your latest a.c. adventure. You tell her you want to see the rest of the dancers but if you don't like the rest…

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Shortage of Good Dancers?

There's been a decent amount of talk on here recently about how hot strippers and even ones just above average are always tied up in the clubs, and some even have lines of guys waiting for just a lapper or…

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Cheese

Ban shredded cheese! Make America grate again!

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Big Brother

My son is watching a show called Big Brother right now. I sat down to join him. This Asian hostess is one hot MILF.

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Trump fell off his rocker ,breaking news

He's ok physically but I read he must be confused. He said young people only pay $12 a year for health insurance. In past years it sounds like he got health insurance confused with life insurance.…

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Altered nipples

I think this may have been mentioned before but I just experienced it for myself. An otherwise cute dancer at Follies has heart shaped nipples. I only saw them from a distance but she aopeared to have had hem…

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A link to ricks original system

https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=912

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What would you do?

You are at one of your regular clubs. It is a moderately busy Thursday evening with the usual number of dancers working for a Thursday . A 9 who is just your type takes the stage. She…

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Moment of weakness

In a moment of weakness I thought about the girl that made me pl of the year.... honestly I still think of her often but today I almost texted her. I googled her number and found all types of…

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How was the Homo Erotica at Follies today ?

Sounded like at open today a gay orgy was organized by fellow members of this website. If you guys keep this up what will you call this homosexual Organisation ? You are obviously older men using this site to seek out…

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Juice Needs A New Name

Now that the "original Juice" has been paroled, he may want his name back. The way I see it, maybe they can have a 40 yard dash race and who ever wins gets to keep the name, the other…

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Questions for SJG.

What was it like growing up? What were your parents like? Did you have any siblings? Did you own any pets? Are you gainfully employed? Etc,etc,etc.

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Twentyfive's Old Guy System

Walking into a strip club with a baby or a puppy. SJG

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6 old white guys took over Follies today.

Myself, JohnSmith69, Eastcoaster, doctorevil, snowtime & Verybigdawg took what we wanted and left the rest for the tad poles. It was a very good day. :)

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6 old white guys took over Follies today.

Myself, JohnSmith69, Eastcoaster, doctorevil, snowtime & Verybigdawg took what we wanted and left the rest for the tad poles. It was a very good day. :)

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@skibum609 "Ideal relationship is a happy marriage."

The title is the response from skibum609 to my question: What would be your "Ideal Relationship Agreement" as in Sugar Baby / Sugar Daddy. The internet says: "Historically marriage was not based on mutual love rather was an institution to acquire in-laws…

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While we are on the subject of old dudes !

I can't speak for everybody here, but here is a bit of advice for you young whippersnappers, hopefully you'll live long enough to be an old dude too. In my experience this is what women in generally like and in…

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Why does old dudes hooking up with smoking hot young women agitate everyone?

Serious question - Why does it agitate so many people that older dudes still want to have sex with beautiful young women. Shit, even the old dudes that are doing it on tuscl give each other shit about it.…

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Old North Carolina dudes

Why do North Carolina dudes have so many different aliases on TUSCL? And why do they love chacken fingers so much? And what's up with their obsession to take public transportation to Detroit city?

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Old White Dudes

So I read the shitty post on Indian dudes and figured I would start one on old white dudes. You guys know what I'm talking about. You go into a strip club and see a bunch of old…

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OJ is up for parole

Juice Juice Juice

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So did one of you guys create a web site called Sbabes.com?

I saw 2 commercials for it tonight and I'm not sure what it's about. I see good looking girls on the commercial but the site itself either asks for a login or something else. No explanation. No…

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A couple more club questions.

Why are vip dances so expensive? Where I'm at..it's $400-$500 per HOUR. VIP is really no different than getting a lap dance in the main area. Main area: -Stripper can give you a ld topless. - You can touch butt and boobs. Vip Area -Same -Same Also..why…

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Phoenix Tops

There have been many club reviews I have read here in the past few days that use the phrase "not the best strip club in Phoenix" but I have yet to find the answer to the obvious question: What is the…

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Can my gf get topless?

My gf wants to go to a strip club to "experiment". Do the dancers usually touch females if you bring them with? Can a female get topless in say a vip dance area?

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Indian Dudes

You all know what I'm talking about. You will see groups of Indian dudes out in the clubs in higher numbers than in the local population. So I ask the question: why so many Indian dudes in the clubs?…

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August 1 2017 4pm Detriot Penthouse Tuscl Meet

Just a friendly reminder :)

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Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction. © 1993-2

Enough said.

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PL vs SIMP

Several youtube videos label Rob Kardashian as a SIMP(Someone Idolizing Mediocre Pussy) What's the difference between a PL and a SIMP?

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Club Sights, Newark NJ

Had looked like this was closed. But it has always sounded extremely interesting. Here: http://clubsights.com/ https://www.facebook.com/clubsights Recently people have been asking about clubs in NYC area. SJG

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What's the first car you owed and the name of the first girl you boned?

For me it was a 73 duster and Bev Peisechi.

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Not a bad salary for a 15 YO.

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — The Oregon Bureau of Labor and Industries has proposed a $1 million award to a second woman who worked at a Beaverton strip club while underage. The agency began an investigation in 2015, alleging civil rights violations…

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Flint strip club failed health inspection

Several small flies were observed in the bar area. Priority Foundation Item Corrected During Inspection. http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2017/07/restaurant_incpections.html

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PP closed?

Is PP in Oakland Park, FL closed or is it still open?

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The Relationship Agreement update

I show my friend the responses regarding the "Relationship Agreement" he kidingly mentioned when his former Fav OTC texted him about a "relationship". Kind of a Sugar Baby deal, He thanks everyone for the advice. He agrees with JS69 that the cost is…

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Search feature

I realize I'm just a blonde floozy who has too much sex to think straight, but isn't there a search feature on tuscl anymore? I can't find it if there is. Okay, I'll go back to having sex again.…

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Lowering your standards a little bit (in select situations)

When it comes to dancers, I'm kinda picky, usually if she's not at least a 8 I don't want to get a dance from her (thankfully here in LA you will find your fair share of 8's and above). However…

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MidWeek Reminder that RickDugan is Gay!

Title says it all! Lol!

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Even the porn industry can’t compete with ‘Game of Thrones’

Is Got better than porn and strip clubs? http://nypost.com/2017/07/19/even-the-porn-industry-cant-compete-with-game-of-thrones/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20170719&mpweb=755-3970576-711691148

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Crossing into TJ debunked

Safe or unsafe ? https://youtu.be/dwxv6AU7WR4 Watch and learn

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Drug Store in TJ

Video of a former Pro bodybuilder crossed the boarder into TJ to see what the Drug Store had and for how much https://youtu.be/T-l1DTN4Nug

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Physical and Sexual Health

I'm not a bodybuilding and I'm not trying to be one either. My goal is anti aging and optimal health. Diet is 8 small meals a day that essentially has 200 in protein, 100 in carbs and 100 in health fats Cardio…

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Rate Juice Latest Round of Aliases

On a scale of 1 to 10. Are they getting better or worse over time?

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Most PL thing ever

There is no way this could have ended well. http://www.unitednews.org/lexington-sc-man-horrified-booking-prostitute-wife-arrived/

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Heading to Park City, UT next week.....need club recommendations and advice plea

Wife and I are heading to Salt Lake City / Park City, UT next week and are HOPING to find a decent strip club or two for us to check out - by Utah standards of course! By "decent"…

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Escort talk

I've never dived in the escort thing, but just browsing some LA area escorts, there are some mouth watering girls, and a couple pornstars I've jacked off to pretty frequently lol. I'm thinking about trying it out at least once.…

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OT does anyone care about Mayweather vs McGregor?

The fight is at the end of next month, I think. I'm sure most are betting on Floyd but I would personally like to see him get his head knocked off. Plus McGregor is a southpaw and hits like a…

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Accidental Pimp

My escort friend has had some medical issues (non sex related) and hasn't been working for a while, but now she's recovered and naturally needs money. She asked me to write and post her C/L adds for her as her…

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L.A. area 2AMer

SIGNAL HILL, Calif. (KABC) -- A man was killed and two women were injured during a shooting that broke out at a birthday celebration at a Signal Hill strip club early Tuesday morning. Authorities said the shooting happened around 1:50 a.m.…

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Kaddilack is the best ride to pick up a hoe

I have pulled more hoe since I started driving kaddilacks. Current car is 1979 model with candy apple pants up on it you feelz me baby. What have you simps noticed ?

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Pineapple

I eat lots of pineapple. It makes my jizz taste so good. Dudes pay to suck my dick for desert

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Dougster

I am going to fuck you in the ass so hard your tooth will be loose

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Stage shows

For you boys who like watching stage shows, how do you like to see a dancer take her top off? Slow and sensual with the nipples slowly popping out, or fast and roudy? Describe what you like...

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they think we're stupid

I follow a few of the girls on social media. a few weeks ago, one of them mentioned that she was interested in a career in the same general industry as mine, and went as far as telling me that she…

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Best advice i ever got on tuscl and why papi chulo is the face of tuscl

Can't honesty remember the thread and actually date this happened but I will never forget the lesson learned. Some time ago I was seeking information on living a balanced financial life basically and clubbing. Papi chulo said in effect " if you…

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Stripper convos

Not 1 on 1. I'm talking about eavesdrorpping on the smoking patio/seat next to you/bar eavesdropping. I heard a lot of interesting shit tonight. I will explain all in my review of said club but just wondering what the most interesting…

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Guess what state? :)

FORT WALTON BEACH — A Fort Walton Beach man called the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office Sunday morning to report that someone had stolen a baggie of cocaine and cash from his car, according to a press release from Okaloosa County…

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Best time of day to avoid the Atlanta traffic ?

Was personally thanking about driving my top earning hoe down to Follies to work a shift. Bet I could print bricks then. What you locals say about 2-3am ?

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First time (for me) this happened

So I'm at the club in the early afternoon enjoying the scenery. Talk to a a couple of dancers, prior to getting my lunch, so I told them later. After my lunch I see another dancer from a…

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Fick dich Schattenkater

Fick dich Schattenkater

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Rikkubōi wa geidesu

Rikkubōi wa geidesu

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Anyone ever pull a dancer into being FWB?

No hate for those with OTC arrangements. Your life, your money. You do you. But I'm curious if any of you vets out there have managed to pull a girl into a friends with benefits situation. I wouldn't mind it,…

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former atf

Interesting story imo. I was seeing this dancer otc )former atf) (not much as far as extras) almost twice a month last year, then cut it down to once a month at the most. She recently broke up with her…

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Another one bites the dust, A guy who feared for his life going to testify agai

Mainstream news not mentioning it. When they do watch them say it was a suicide if mentioned at all. http://yournewswire.com/haiti-exposed-clinton-dead/

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Axis For Transmitting Violence

I used to sit with my wife watching the 11pm TV news. It was always the lights on the emergency vehicles and the police in uniform. I told her, "Here, every night, we see the crazy things which…