Chicas Locas
6440 Southwest Fwy Houston, TX 77074

Slow day

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CowTime
Jul 22, 2017, 9:48 PM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Got here on a Saturday afternoon. The parking lot is getting bad, there are potholes everywhere. Highly recommend that you drive extremely slow once you get to the parking lot. There is valet parking, but you can still park for free if you don't want valet. Cover is $9.50. There is a sign by the cashier stating what the dress code is. However the club really doesn't care about that during dayshift. I have seen people wearing flip-flops in the club...

4 stages, 2 songs per stage. So if you see a dancer you like on the first stage, you have to wait approximately half an hour for her. On a Saturday afternoon, business has gone down quite a bit ever since Obama shut down the Cuban immigration. The girls are mostly Cuban girls, and their English is still very limited to non-existence (some girls have worked here for more than a year). There were about 15 dancers, most of them were more interested in talking among themselves than talking to customers. The dancers that do talk to the customers tend to stay with the "regulars". Most of the dancers disappear to the dressing room. But some of them like to just sit at the patio/smoking area to chit chat. If you don't see that many girls on the floor, feel free to check out the patio/smoking area to the right of the first stage.

I ordered a beer and milked it for a couple of hours. A couple of dancers approached. However they were not my type and I politely declined. I went outside to check out the patio, and there was a busty dancer that caught my eyes. We made eye contact and we smiled. I went back inside (I hate smoking) hoping to see her come out from the smoking area. Waited for 15 minutes or so. She came out, and went straight to one of the customers (I can only assume that customer was a regular there).

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