When you guys take your favorite stripper shopping do you ever have problems lik

Q. What is a Muslim's favorite love song?

A. "I Know I'll Never Find another Ewe."

Shadow wants a sheep and some velcro mittens

The velcro mittens are so he can really let her have it

When it happened to me, it was at a Wal-Mart. She was testing out the mirrors with cocaine.

When I take my stripper shopping, she hates to be tied up so she doesn't wander off :-)