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Kaddilack is the best ride to pick up a hoe

BigPimp69

Why you Kisses Niggas for Free Hoe ?

9 yrs ago · 1 min read

I have pulled more hoe since I started driving kaddilacks. Current car is 1979 model with candy apple pants up on it you feelz me baby.

What have you simps noticed ?

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Supremeruler

fuck you jackie

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4got2wipe

Fick dich Hansel!

And everybody knows you drive a 1975 Pinto Daddy_Tricks. I know because I wrote "Washing me would be brilliant" in the layers of dirt on the rear window!

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warhawks

True dat.

Second best car to pick up hoes is a 1979 Yugo.

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MrDeuce

Wow -- an instant ignore!

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flagooner

I prefer a pickup to carry around landscaping tools

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twentyfive

A skateboard for lil Larry Fishsticks.

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san_jose_guy

I want:

SJG

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skibum609

I noticed you're a douche daddy.

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shailynn

These bitches ride my dick, it's the only mode of transportation they need to know.

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warhawks

Whatcha wanna bet those hoes ain't got no teeth?

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MackTruck

MackTruck gets all da ladies. He gots a bed in the back of his truck that never needs to be made

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MackTruck

Chicks dig beds already made

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MackTruck

I shit you not

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