Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

Positive Update on Previous Visit

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hoarker
Jul 22, 2017, 9:52 PM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

From my experience, this is the only Seattle club where one can get a level of satisfaction. And even this visit was an anomaly. This was probably my 10th or 12th visit to this club. I travel a lot for work, so have the opportunity to sample clubs in many cities. Dancers in Seattle clubs dispense with chit chat which is usually fine with me. I don't need every heifer in the club cock-blocking me from my targets. They'll approach you if you make eye contact, and very quickly want to know if you want a lap dance.

My preference for a lap dance, or women in general, is a petite body frame. I don't like being squashed. This visit was at about 12:30 PM, so there were few customers. This is always good. There were about 5 dancers on shift. Only two fit my petite criteria. First came, I'll call her Bambi, because I can't remember her name and it's irrelevant anyway. Bambi came over, asked my name (never give your real name. Use a stage name in clubs. They do.).

Bambi asked what I was up to? I told her I was looking to be naughty. I always ask the girl how long she's been a dancer. If less than a year, then in all likelihood, they will be solely a teaser. Bambi had been dancing about 3 months. I told her that I was looking to get some head. She got a horrified look on her face and said she doesn't do that. Imagine that, I guy wanting head! Give her another year as a stripper, and she will learn how to fill her purse. Off Bambi went empty-handed.

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