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Detriot Trip well at least for me has been officaly cancelled

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JuiceBox69Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads

As much as it pains me to write this. Hell I feel bad because of letting people down I'm forced to do this.

Last night driving home from a Greenville SC visit my piece of Shit car gives out. Turns out my engine is toast

So since I'm not rich I have two choices in life lol. Wish I could do both. I either buy a used car to keep myself mobile for work and family life or go to Detroit and live it up lol

I need to do the optimal and practical option. Shits going to cost me at least $6,000 since I don't believe in any kind of debt.

I deeply apologies to all those I may have let down.

The Universe apparently doesn't believe the time is right lol

I pray in the near ish future like 2018 I can make this happen

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Mate27

Lol! I have to cancel too. I got a head ache.

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Dougster

If Juice ain't going then I ain't going.

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JimGassagain

Oh man, sorry my brother! I wAs really hoping to meet with you after my return from Ireland to see a few tuscl members.

Does this mean the meet up is canceled?

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twentyfive

Yeah me too if Juice ain't going than I ain't either.

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ATACdawg

Sounds like a plot by Lust to keep you and your money......Bwahahah!!!!!

Really, juice, sorry about your car.

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PrimetimeSchein

Oh so after you've been paroled you're too good for us now huh Juice

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JuiceBox69

Funny guy's lol

Once again I'm extremely sorry for this shit to go down like this

Thank you guys for being understanding and supporting

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JuiceBox69

That $3,000 I got in Ford has to be sold just to buy the car

I had $3,000 for the Detroit meeting

Push those numbers together and I got a car that works at least

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san_jose_guy

Oh well, I still say, stay with your local girls, the ones you can see regularly. They can do for you everything those in Detroit could.

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JohnSmith69

I can't make it either. I guess the strip club gods have spoken.

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JAprufrock

Can someone enlighten me with this fascination of Detroit strip clubs that I've seen others mention here? I'm from Detroit, and while admittedly, I haven't been to many SCs (I started going again couple years ago, after more than 20 years absence, after my marriage fell apart) I don't see anything special about the Detroit clubs, or at least I've never heard of anything from friends that make the local clubs stand out over clubs anywhere else. Maybe I'm wrong, but Detroit is no Tijuana.

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NaturalSelection

2018 isn't good for me, I'm busy watching tv that year.

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s275ironman

@JAprufrock You've been going to the wrong Detroit clubs. You know that thing that Chris Rock taught us many years ago? It turns out, he was lying the entire time.

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Chili Palmer

Never has so few done so little to the utter lack of surprise of so many.

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ime

What the fuck Juice I am already there waiting for you to show up.

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ppwh

This sounds like a hasty decision. How about a compromise of a $4500 car and Greyhound and forgetting the blackjack in Detroit? If you put some spinners on your $4500 ride, you will still look cool driving it!

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MackTruck

You shit the bed on this one

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Papi_Chulo

Damn bro - I had already rented out the entire floor of a hotel for the after-party

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NinaBambina

JAprufrack - they are fascinated with Detroit because instead of paying $500/hr+ for hot girls in other cities, they can fuck very mediocre extras girls for $100 since the majority of Detroit clubs are brothels and breeding grounds for STDs, filled with desperate drug-addicted prostitutes with cheap rates so they can get their next fix and still have enough money left over to get their antibiotic prescription filled to cure the syphilis that they have been passing around to the customers and each other.

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Dougster

@txtittyfag: Two lifetimes if also you include her mother who also worked as whore.

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JAprufrock

NinaBambina -- Thanks for the info. I had no idea, since I don't get out much. Sounds like your description would make for a good tourism commercial.

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warhawks

I can't make it either.

Gotta mow the lawn.

Damn Juice, you know this doesn't help your reputation on here for talking big and not delivering...

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JuiceBox69

Yeah I know warhawk but I'm heir to stay and my credibility will be built in the long term...you will see

Thanks again for everyone with their kind words and understanding

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jester214

I'm shocked at this development.

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l00ber

I've been mongering in the south so I actually missed this until now. Who is actually in for a meetup of the best of the rest? Airline tix and hotel already paid for, so I'll probably still fly up.

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Dougster

I think it adds well to the Juice mystique if he is rarely seen in person.

Sorry to hear about the bad luck, Juice!

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indorula

I think we're only ones who would look forward to trips to Detroit right now. I would go but I have to get my air conditioning fixed lol

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Jascoi

detroit is just too far to ride my schwinn from the southwest. (on such a short notice.) maybe next year. :)

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JimGassagain

^^^ It's why Vegas would a much better location for options and those who want to ride off in the night without others knowing what you did.

Everyone talks about renting a woman, well you rent a hotel room and double your otc amounts. Seems like the most plausible definition of time management killing two birds with one stone. You pay a little more, but it's worth it.

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JimGassagain

I'll give Juice a $300 appearance fee which should cover his cheap ass flight. Lol!! Jk....

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warhawks

^^^ Yeah, but then he'd want money for a room. And if you didn't give it to him, he'd have to take a bath in the Caesars fountain.

And then he'd want to eat too. So you'd have to spring for the all you can eat buffet each day he was there.

And he'd want you to buy his drinks at the club and pay his entrance fee and all his drinks. And all the while he'd be lamenting that he didn't have any money to "make it rain on da hoes."

So you see, it would really be a nightmare to get him in a club in Vegas.

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