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Juice Needs A New Name

shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
Now that the "original Juice" has been paroled, he may want his name back. The way I see it, maybe they can have a 40 yard dash race and who ever wins gets to keep the name, the other has to go by "Tom" from here on out.

They could have a chackin wang eating contest to settle the score, or maybe they could have a race in an airport jumping over chairs and luggage like OJs old Hertz commercial. On second thought both Juices have bad knees (from their football glory days) so that may not be a good idea.

10 comments

  • twentyfive
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    7 years ago
    May I suggest Lucky as a new name for our juice. I'm sure you guys all remember the story of the three legged dog, blind in one eye, afflicted with mange, that answers to the name Lucky.
  • shailynn
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    7 years ago
    "Lucky," hmmm I like it. Our Juice is always getting "lucky" with the beautiful ladies on Backpage in Asheville and our Juice always get "lucky" playing poker in Harrahs Cherokee Casinos poker room always finishing a Juice personal best 58th out of 75 players for Saturday mornings $25 satellite tourney!
  • tumblingdice
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    7 years ago
    When our Juice says"40 yard dash"he's out of breath.
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    LMFAO brilliant points gentleman LMFAO...shit is cracking me up
  • JuiceBox69
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    7 years ago
    LuckBox69
  • warhawks
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    7 years ago
    How about going by Bobo?

    Or maybe Steve from North Carolina?
  • ime
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    7 years ago
    Juice should change his name to "Lean" he loves to drink it, and the irony of it.
  • jackslash
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    7 years ago
  • ime
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    7 years ago
    Hey T-Bone!!!!
  • Hugh_G_Rection
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    7 years ago
    I'll nominate the new Juice nomiker: Bucket69 (as in a bucket of 69 Chacken Wings)
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