Top ten list of taking shits on the road

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Ordinarily, I wouldn't have clicked on this, but it reminded me of something that happened more than 30 years ago. I was driving down Harper Ave. in St. Clair Shores, MI, and suddenly had to take a dump in the worst way. Pulled into a gas station (forgot the name), went into the men's room on the side. No fucking TP, but I couldn't wait another minute or I would have shit my pants.I did my business and had to wipe with my socks and the used toilet roll. No trash receptacle so everything went in the bowl. It was one hell of a mess. I high-tailed it out of there.
I always wondered what their reaction was when they saw that, and who was responsible for cleaning up that mess. I sort of felt bad for that person, but fuck, that's why you leave an extra roll of TP near the bowl. So let that be a lesson.
If the guy who had to clean up that shit frequents these boards and is reading this, I apologize. I owe you a beer.

^^^txtty dot didn't mind.