How...?

...dumb does she think I am?

Next stop on my tour was Diamonds Cabaret. Dump might be bit of an upgrade for this place. Every barstool I tried wobbled more than my grandmas rocking chair. Bartender looked like she might be cute with a nice ass, but had a horrible hairpiece that made it hard to see her face. Got a weak pour on my drink which did not improve my attitude. Two dancers, one a very cute blond. Of course with my luck, the other dancer attached herself to me.

Unlike my experience up the street earlier, this girl was obviously chemically altered by something. Don't know if it was alcohol or something else, but she was slurring her words and seemed to be very tired. She quickly began the drink or dance push, but I wasn't interested. She did say tipping would be required for extras, but when I asked how much of a tip, she said asked how much I had, said she had never done that before and didn't know how much it should be. Maybe I just looked dumb to her, but I quickly got out of there.