Cheese

White American or Yellow American cheese?

Sounds Gouda to me.......

Cheeze stops you from shitting. I like to shit at McD's

Q: What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater?
A: "That's the most violent book I've ever read."

Chucky E Cheese for President!
Then everyone will be saying "Cheese-wiz, not another one!"

Ban Australian Cheese Imports, just say no to Fromunda Cheese