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Stock Ticker RICK Closes at $20.00 Even

But just 15 months ago, rickboy said it was a "dogshit stock" when it briefly dipped below $8. So a "dogshit stock" that rallied 150% in just 15 months. Lol!

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Indy 500 next Sunday

Yeah, summer starts soon. I'm heading down to see the race again next weekend. It's going to be damn cold for Mid state Indiana next weekend, highs only in the 70's. I've been there when the whole weekend…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

I Like Rick's

I went on a late Tuesday night, and it was pretty packed, so much so that I was able to get away with not getting a drink and only getting lap dances. It's standard NYC…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Friday evening visit

I visited Blackjack's recently for the first time on a Friday night and it was an ok visit. I've had better visits but it also could have been worse. The cover was $10 which wasn't…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

Extras! Extras! Read All About It!

TL;DR: Found extras. I went back to The Pony during the daytime in search of the mythical extras against my better judgement. My last review leaned heavily on the lack of talent of the daytime…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Recovering from a Bad Reputation

Much better than expected, considering the recent reviews. Bailed out of Bar Tropical on Sunday about 9:00 as there was nothing of interest. I have been to Tijuana several times over the past year, but…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Return To Old Stomping Grounds

I haven't been here in a long time, but there seems to be an interesting group of women working here. Its about a 70/30, white/black split for the racial make up. I…

My second review of Lido

This is my second review of this place. My first one was back in November of 2015. This place has become much more popular, even more so now that Saint Venus Theater was…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Nice sister club of penthouse

This is nice club with 3 dancing stages, of which the main stage has 2 dancers. The daytime has a drink special of only $4 a beer. Service is good, not pushy. Seating are ample…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Great place to see exoctic good looking women

This place is absolutely amazing to me. Friendly girls and nice staff. I went to the club on a Tuesday afternoon on my way home from work. Stopped in and was greeted like as if…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Sunday's

Flew into Tampa Sunday night for Monday meetings. Since I had a free evening, I headed over to 2001. I have been here a few times before. Parking is easy, area is safe and…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Strip Club or Brothel

It's important on how I ended up visiting. I was hyped to go to gangbang party but soon as I got there a little after 6pm, suppose to be from 4pm to 9pm, a regular…

Barnett Avenue Adult Super Store

San Diego, California

Spur of the moment

Went there to pick up some stuff for the wife and I and saw one girl on duty. Decided to check it out she went by the name lisa and was a cute little blonde…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Interesting Visit

There's no need to go into detail about the club itself - just about every review gives the nuts & bolts of HL prices, the raid, the downturn and what may be the recovery (we'll…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

My trip at the Inn....

So I guess I can consider myself a regular here at this point since it's one of the last strip in the county still here. I went during the afternoon shift when they first opened…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Luck of the draw

I came here on a Monday night after another club. I've only been here a couple times before and it's your luck of the draw, there's usually one good looking girl and the rest are…

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How do I check my inbox?

So where's the in box now?

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So who else hates the new look TUSCL?

Not everything whiney is cool

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Good old pros at Choice

This is a mash-up of two recent visits...one day shift and one night shift. Overall, Choice may not have the hottest or youngest dancers in the Twin Cities, but it does have the chillest. Girls…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

ROB warning

Came in hoping to see this newer Asian girl – Ty – but was stuck with the same old crew. I think there were only two other customers there the entire time I was there…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Not a bad visit.

I headed down to Flash dance. Got in shortly after 4 pm Grabbed and beer and took a seat by the main stage. First dancer on stage was a hideous mature latina, that looked…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

First timer in Tampa

So, after hearing so much about mons and the clubs in Tampa I decided to venture out. I stopped in this one and got the drill...$20 cover plus $5 for a wristband allowing access…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

Where are the dancers?

I was running a few errands on a Tuesday afternoon and decided to visit the clubs in this area. There are four similar clubs all near each other. After going to one club…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

catwalk

hi guys , this review is from March 2017. I went there at night around 7 pm . the place was about 40 % full. there were only 1 dancer on stage . cute skinny…

Mascara's Gentleman's Club

Jacksonville, Florida

Always nice to go back

I thought I was the only person reviewing this club but it’s good to see that some other guys have also reviewed. I don’t understand the comment from the previous reviewer about feeling ‘white’ because…

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Chill Night

I was driving in from a business trip in Santa Fe. Six hour drive can put some strain on you. My plan was to stop for the night in El Paso. Needing some relaxation I…

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

Hawaii by Night

Nice place. You enter up the stairs and pay cover on first floor. Dance floor is at second floor. Tiny place most girls good looking and friendly. Usually a good amount of people but not…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Great daytime spot

This place isn't the fanciest club (I think it's put together out of a couple of trailers) but it's comfortable, it's open early and the dancers are hot. It's a dark labyrinth of a space…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Not worth it

About two weeks ago I was around the downtown area bored. I stumbled around untill i remembered that Lil darlings was right down the street. I was a little suprised at the 22 cover but…

Sugar Daddy's

Long Island City, New York

Afterwork Oasis

A friend of mine recommended we go to Sugar Daddy's after work on a Friday. I definitely wasn't disappointed. Their happy hour special was 5 dollar mixed drinks, so I bought my fair share…

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"This Is The Single Greatest Witch Hunt In American History"

Do you agree or just Trump feeling sorry for himself as people with his personality damage are apt to? I certainly the Clinton witch hunt and McCarthy witch hunts were bigger, for instance. Interesting: no denials of anything from Commey yesterday.

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OT: RIP Chris Cornell

I just went up to Wisconsin to see him an Soundgarden in concert Saturday and now he is gone. RIP Chris Cornell http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/18/entertainment/chris-cornell-dead/index.html

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Annual Golf trip nightly activities

So just got back from my annual golf trip to Myrtle Beach with my buddies. Thee were 8 of us there for along weekend. We decided to check out Masterson a Friday night around 9…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

First time at a Chicago Club

To start off, this club is in Stone Park and not downtown Chicago. This was my first time at a Chicago strip club. Went on a Thursday night after 9 pm. Its around $15 for…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

FIRST TIME HERE

I was in Kansas City MO so I decided to give Bazookas a try. The club is located in the downtown so traffic can be an issue. The club has an off-street parking…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Thursday night

First of all, if you come here before 9pm the cover is only 15. This is not a typically arranged strip club with tables. It's a theater with a big stage where the…

Rachel's Steak House and Men's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

Very expensive club...

I was here on Tuesday evening around 10pm. Lots of dancers on shift, with mix of races. The price is steep at this place. They somehow separate the charges for dances and girls if you…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

mehhhh

Have been to the Flight Club on several occasions, do not know why I stopped today. Was in the "D" area and had a couple of hours to kill. I had obviously forgotten all the…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Scores Atlanta

This is the fourth Scores branded club I have been to, and it’s not even close in quality to the other three (Columbus, Tampa, Jacksonville), but it might have some potential. It’s right next…

NuDen

Ottawa, Ontario

Surprisingly good

I went into the NuDen because it was close to my hotel. The girls were moderately aggressive seeking dances, but t was a slow night with a high profile pole dancer putting on a special…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Orlando

I am in Orlando often for conventions and wish this city was more strip club friendly. The club itself is nice, decor and service is upscale and girls are fine with a wide variety. They…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

A rocky start, but it picked up

I had the opportunity, so I made another visit to the Silk club in Middleton (i.e. west Madison). The first half hour or so was pretty disappointing, starting immediately with my arrival. The parking lot…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

What you'd expect in GR

As has been noted, Grand Rapids is nothing to write home about, with its conservative no titty allowed laws. Had a great time with Olivia in the VIP. At $10/dance, your money can go a…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

fantasies

Fantasies is more of a sports bar with dancers than some of the other Baltimore clubs. They have the huge TVs but you can obviously get a good view of what's going on stage too. On…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Decent club

A little dirty for a club. It is a very hands on club but it feels like they need to do a deep cleaning of it ha. If you're on a budget this club can go…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Decent time at the 19th Hole

Came in on Wednesday afternoon around 3:30. Not many people so I pulled up and got a beer for 5.75z Liz was behind the bar giving back ones as change for the dollar parade. A…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Used to be a fan favorite

this used to be one of my favorite spots, but the last few occasions have been misses. Oasis is located down by the airport so it's convient if your getting out of town an…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Relived Some Memories

Went on a Friday night around 10pm and there is no cover as always but they do insist you buy a drink or in my case a bottle water. Saw something i liked and went…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Thursday night at PC

Was in St. Louis on business staying downtown and decided to go across the river to Penthouse Club. The club is in a busy are wil lights in parking lot so you feel safe. Cabs…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

No dancers

I was bored on Sunday night (Mother's Day), so I decided to go here. I knew Hardware Store was closed, but had called in advance to see if this club was open. Arrived about 7:00.…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Multiple visits

A friend works here, and she needed a ride on a couple of recent days. I have always liked this place, and feel comfortable here. Main reason for this review is to point…

The Pony Indy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Pretty nice imo

Normally clubs around the area are either white or black but this club had a decent mix of girls from the big fake breasted blonde to the long braided darker persuasion. I don't personally have…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Same old Mickeys

It been a few months since my last visit so I decided to stop by and see if they had any new talent or not. My visit occurred on a Friday night around 11…

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What is going on?

I keep getting a screen that says please stand by is founder having issues with is servers?

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Joke: Strippers Won't Tell You Their Name To Protect Their Privacy.

But they'll show you their butthole for a dollar.

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Man plans to reopen converted crab boat as strip club.

http://nypost.com/2017/05/17/man-plans-to-reopen-converted-crab-boat-as-strip-club/

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Requirements for a CF and ATF

What are the requirements for a dancer to be a CF of yours? ATF? For CF for me: 1. She's got to be 8 or above in looks 2. She has to let me take pics of her on my phone or send…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Late on Tuesday a Tuesday night

Place is huge, but on an off night they close half of the floor with a curtain. There are lots of hot girls and here seemed to be a mixed variety. A number…

Paramount Club

New Westminster, British Columbia

One of the only good clubs left in Vancouver

I generally really like this club. It doesnt serve alcohol so its relatively calm for the most part, until the bars from nearby clear out later in the night and the rowdier crowd moves in.…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

OK experience

Arrived on fight night. Charged $10 for parking while there was parking space on the public street next to the club. However, there were about 15 to 20 cones preventing parking, apparently placed by the…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Worth the money

This place was a little dead for a Friday night, but the dancers made you feel at home and its always nice to see boobs after you get off work before you go home to…

Club Venus

Indianapolis, Indiana

You never know what you'll get

Hadn't been to CV for several months, due to a boring time last time. Arrived around 5:30, and noticed more cars than usual and more customers and dancers than usual in the bar.…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Boooorrriiiinnng!

I went in on a Saturday afternoon. I wanted to watch a bit of the Blues game, see some girls, and just have a fun time. Fortunately, I had a free pass so…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Looking up

After my last experience here, I hadn't been back for several months. Dropped by a few Saturdays ago to see if things had changed for the better. By my standards, they definitely have.…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Tuesday night

Went into Coli on a Tuesday night about 8:30. Was fairly quiet in the club with maybe 10 girls working there that evening. The selection was pretty good as most of the girls were fairly…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Had to get my membership renewed haha

I visited this club on a recent Monday about 15 minutes before 10pm. Apparently, my "membership" had expired, so I had to pay $15 bucks to renew it. That's a pretty steep cover charge, but…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

length

Was in the area so made it a point make a visit to this club. Unfortunately, it was on a weekday evening. Not the best of nights to choose from as pickings were slim. Not…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A year later

Have been a regular at Oasis but they jacked up the VIP room prices, used to be 190 for 30 mins, now 280 so I thought I'd give Cheerleaders a try, even with all of…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

It pays to be patient

Got there at 3 in the afternoon, and I think the dancers outnumbered the customers about 3-1. Very dead. I had a some unmemorable dances with two unmemorable dancers, and was about to…

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Orlando?

Travelling to Orlando this weekend, i know therr arent much SC activities to write about at this place. Closest i can think of is Mons venus in Tampa which i hve been many times and don wana try again unless…

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Nipple sucking

Visited my nearby full nude club on Saturday and got a few dances from an AA dancer with enhanced breasts. About halfway through the second dance she let me kiss her neck and suck on her breasts. My question is…

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Looking for some video stores on long island

If anyone knows let me know me and my girlfriend want to play in a booth

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Civie Sex Pt.2

This is so amazing I hardly believe it myself. My civie girl, after a couple hour session, asks me if I was interested in doing other girls, and I assured her I wasn't going to go looking. Then…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Fun still available

I wouldn't call DD's location seedy or questionable as other reviewers have asserted. The club is on US1 (Ridgewood Ave.) in an older, and somewhat tired, part of Daytona Beach. It is not hard…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

Much improved

I hadn't been in this place for almost two years. The dancers were much hotter than I remembered from my last visit. The place is also now non-smoking which is awesome in my…

Casa Diablo II: Dusk til Dawn

Portland, Oregon

Been a long time Casa!

After some years I decided to go back. I couldn't help it. I was drawn in by unseen forces. When I walked in I paid a token cover to a topless pregnant…

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She wants it bareback

wants me to cum inside her. Says she can't get preggo and likes how it feels . I don't mind using a condom or pulling out. Any insight on this? Thanks!

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Donald Trump: The Great Orange Hope

Lol!

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vinceygirl michaels Owes TUSCL an Apology

For lying about military service. But first, and foremost, he owes one to real veterans.

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Perhaps the crazier among us should release quarterly reports! ;)

lapdanceking82's first half of the year report brings up an idea. One of the things I love about TUSCL is the crazy stories. I've only lived a few of them, but some on here seem to have a deep history…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Tuesday Trip for me

Checked into Bogarts on Tuesday night for the $10 special. Was looking for Holly. Spinner with killer ass and long reddish hair. Did not see her. I did see familiar dancer…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Vip is the only way to go here

This place use to be hands on. Now it's more of a Vip club. Set up like a saloon with Tvs and 3 poles around the club. I must of caught it at the wrong…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Summer is Here!

I have been to Diamond Dolls before and had a hour or two to kill I stopped in for a visit. The parking area is safe and the $2 cover/parking is fine. Be careful going…

Gold & Silver

Roanoke, Virginia

The Best Lap Dances in Virginia

Leave it to the independent City of Roanoke to quietly host the only nude strip club in the Old Dominion and the only one with honest to goodness topless lap dances. Treasure Club (which…

Starz

Gardena, California

Sundays at Starz

I went on a Sunday evening, no later than 10, cover was 10 dollars but I know it goes up later. I usually go to King Henry's but that and Ron's are closed on Sundays…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Another happy visit to Kitten's

This is actually from a few weeks ago. I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd see if I could find some friendly company at Pandora's. It was not too late on a Wednesday--about 9…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Nice club but nothing special

Hit up this club at 8:05pm on Tuesday night, just missing their 6-8 free admission. The club is set up in a fan pattern with all the chairs and tables facing the main stage. The…

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Cheaters ... worth a visit

dropped by early thursday evening, say around 7 after IR had seemed to die out, initially was slow, but gradually as it filled up around 8 or 9 the vibe completely changed. much higher energy level, party…

ESQ

Calgary, Alberta

Never seems busy, and lack of a kitchen really hurts it

I frequent this location once in a while, it's too far from my location to go more often. While the stage is a nice small size, and there are plenty of go-go dancer platforms,…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Vics

Went to Vics on a Saturday three hours before closing. $5 dollars given to the bouncer outside and in I went. Sat at the bar paid another $5 for a non alcoholic drink.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Back to better

Have been going here off and on for about four years whenever work brings me to town. This is my favorite club in the area because the club is not too large which means that…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

It was soooo fun...Great experience

They got the sexiest black ladies with all kinds of body types...And all of them are so great with what they do to you there... I had the most erotic and satisfying dance I ever…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Hoping late night

Went after 2 on a weekend night and the place was pretty packed. 15 bucks to get in. There were a lot of dancers most of whom i've seen before but one that stood out.…

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Quick Miami Questions

Hey all, I'm in Miami, I've done some reading but I like to get a bit more input. 1. Tootsie's appears to be the best overall value. Is this still true? I heard the same about Baby Dolls in Dallas and wasn't…

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Overweight strippers

I attend a few strip clubs around the southern cali area.... So, i'm at a topless club and noticed something,(90% of these girls are fat) And the ratio of overweight strippers to stunners is increasing. Unfortunately, this trend may be here to stay.(lower…

The Palace Men's Club

Corpus Christi, Texas

Great place for a guys night out

My friends and I visited this place on a Saturday night during a boxing match. Cover was$25 but included the dinner buffet. Fight was on the tv's and the dancers let you watch.…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Time to move on

Since I was leaving Jen's Den, I thought I'd swing by Georgie's. Right away I noticed one big change. They no longer have VIP. They've actually put a pool table in the VIP room. The place…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Tried a little of everything

After one disappointing visit following another following another, I decided to take some time away from clubbing till the scene changed a bit. I've been back at it for the past month. This review will cover…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

Becoming a spot on the rotation again.....

I used to come here with friends/co-workers like 20 years ago when it was just a stage bar and served $1 lunch on Wednesdays. Came here once when the lap dances were out in…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Just Okay

The club was a hole in the wall, with a wide range of looks and personalities. Some dancers were very active during dances, others were stiff as a robot. It took forever for anyone to…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Day Shift Review 5-11-17

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon at 3:00pm. The club has been described in other reviews, so I will just summarize. The parking is free and safe, the club is in decent condition, and is…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

another boys night out

No. 5 is always our go to spot for a guys night out in Vancity. Cover on the weekend was the standard $10 and bottle beers specials were around $6. Always a good…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Back at it

Figured I would write about my latest experience deciding to return on a different day to see if the rotation was different. The most difficult thing about this place is trying to figure out which…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Little Darlings

I'm from Portland and rarely get a chance to check my northern neighbor's clubs. During a recent visit to Seatlle I was able to change that. My plan was to stop by…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Great in some areas, sub par in others.

Up the stair case you get to the front desk. You're required to check your coat. I went to see Monique Alexander. Don't think they use the back stage anymore. There is a big…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Not My Scene

Detroit, obviously, has a lot of strip club options, and is notorious for being far less restrictive club-wise than just about anyplace else in the country. In a city with this many choices, it's important…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Chill, Pleasant Time

Girlfriend and I were on vacation in Key West. We decided to go into the Red Garter because it was free admission at the time--early afternoon. Not too many patrons. There weren't a lot of…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

50/50

The one entertainer who sat with us was nice, she had the boyfriend's attention - esp after her routine on stage. She gave a great couples dance. Otherwise, I was bored. After being to…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

Overprepared

So I was experimenting with a blue pill and an Emergen-C, and decided to go out. I went to Dreams Cabaret admission was around $20 to get in, Lap dances were 20…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Club Cabaret

Welcoming place on a Monday afternoon. I was hungry and I had a good quesadilla special and a nonalcoholic drink. Beer and alcoholic drinks seemed reasonable and the waiting staff was very friendly.…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Best in Vegas (for me), but has some caveats

Went on an a Saturday night with a convention in town so was very packed. Dancers are hot, fantastic average quality (didn't see anything below a 7), but also didn't a see any 10s like…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Construction

Description has been done before. Building feels like it's on it's last legs. Construction going on blocking the street really appears to be killing the place. Bartenders are cool and smoking is…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

The Place Was Dead

Maybe I go to these places at the wrong time of night, but this place was dead. Maybe 6 girls. Maybe 5 customers. It was a Friday night at about 10:00 p.m.…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Winding down

Went during my usual time after being away for awhile. Same girls were there. I wasn't feeling like getting my usual so I just had a couple beers. I think they are closing as one…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Quick stop

So I visit Cali twice a year and every time I always stop by Sahara for a good time. As soon as I walked in I met this smoking hottie in her early 30's (would…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

WOW.....how this club's atmosphere has changed....for...

WOW.....how this club's atmosphere has changed....for the worse. Still smells like a disgusting ash tray, but every dancer I saw was a pale white, flat chested, no sex appeal dancer. More important…

Expose

San Diego, California

Quick Stop

I had passed by this club many many times off the 163 freeway, finally got a chance to stop in. I had a coupon which allowed me to get in for $5 and get a…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Had to check it out

It has been a while since I went to any strip clubs, so I had the itch to see if anything has changed. I learned not to go during Happy Hour - unless you are…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

dancers make the club

Spearmint rhino is the best club in Lexington as far as the set up and how nice it is. However girls and mileage make any club. I know this isn't a high mileage club but…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Hollywood

I haven’t been to Hollywood in a couple months so I decided to pop in last week.  This used to be my place of choice.  I would take a long lunch from work every couple…

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Ideal Drinks For Maximum Mileage Strip Clubs

What would the ideal drink be? Now I prefer no alcohol. And in this state, full nudity requires that it be no alcohol. So I am only willing to talk about no alcohol. So we have these much loved no…

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Grow a Pair and Try This:

Go into a civie bar. Walk straight up to a hot chick and say, "Let's go, I wanna Fuck your brains out". Sure, you'll get slapped, berated, beat up, thrown out.... Maybe 9 out of 10 times.…

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Shy Customers v. Freaks

I've had more than one dancer tell me they have customers who go straight to VIP and don't go to stage tip bc they are shy and don't want to be seen. Good for them. I'm a one…

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Escort Experience Story / Escort Boyfriend

I thought I would share a story, as I stayed in the hotel the same hotel as the one in this story last week and it made me reminisce. Jump back approximately 10 or so years ago and I was still…

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Sore Loser Claims Strip Club Beatdown "Orchestrated" by Pro Basketball Player

Report where Moses Malone, Jr. (yes, that Moses Malone) gets his ass beat and robbed in a Houston strip club. Probably for wearing more jewelry than a little old lady and thinking he was too good to get punched in…

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Time for VinceyGirl to Apologize for Lying About Military Service

Fuck that faggot fake war hero vinceygirl michaels!

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I Fired My CF Last Night

Yup, the tall skinny blonde is history. It was a series of things that happened. First she broke a Sat. night OTC date with a SS excuse. Okay...it happens. Then after begging me to see her ITC, she dances with…

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A weird trend in club reviews

Now that I have renewed my VIP with an updated review of my main club, I've been catching up on the last 6 months of local reviews. It shocks me that some guys spend 3 paragraphs shitting on a club and…

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Breast augmentation

For 6 of the 8 years I've been banging my ATF she's had fake boobs. I drove her to the surgery and was the last to suck on the originals and the first to manhandle the new. They're a good…

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OT: Tuscl Members In YT Clips

OK, I'm going to have fun by posting you tube clips that remind me of Tuscl members. Any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental. I'm starting off with a juicebox69 visit to KFC clip. I have 3 to 4…

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CF wants me to be her boyfriend

Oh, geez. It's happening to me. I want to hear experiences and advice from the PL gallery on how to proceed. Since our first OTC (https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=48953) I've taken this stripper out a bunch more times and each was at least as…

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OTC can be Dangerous

The following link is a police report of an Ebony Inn dancer that set her customer up to be robbed by her boyfriend and his friends. http://courts.state.md.us/appellate/unreportedopinions/2016/1081s15.pdf I met a dancer for the first time at a club and got several dances…

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Amy Schumer - Annoying As Fuck or Cool?

She was on Howard Stern last week and I think she's become the biggest hypocrite. She said she'd move out of the country because of Trump, she's still here. She said the Met Gala was stupid and was…

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OTC PP Cola ?

Can someone message me? I'm back on the hunt after some time away.

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Once again, lesson learned...

I can honestly say, even with all the stupid, pathetic, loser, dumb, idiotic, crazy things that have happened to me with strippers in the past... I've never had any one of them steal a $3 million dollar check from me... https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/worldnews/3562466/julio-cesar-chavez-jr-robbed-video-naked-women-las-vegas-hotel-wife/

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Is there anything Donald Trump is willing to tell the truth about

He claims he weighs 236 pounds, I bet he is closer to 325. As far as presidents go he is one fat fuck maybe Warren Harding was fatter, but in my lifetime he is the fattest. Here is a link…

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Rate the former US Olympic gymnast

She's now 20 - more pics further down the article - she kinda has a bad-girl look IMO: http://elitedaily.com/sports/mckayla-maroney-instagram-2016-summer-olympics/1576449/

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Have a Few Questions About Strip Clubbing

Been clubbing for years but some things I have just never been able to get a grasp on and wanted to see what you all do in these situations. 1. A stripper sits on my lap but I want a…

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Desertscrub Worst Troll on Here

Guy just goes up to a ton of reviews and claims they are Club ads. He trolls my favorite club Cheeks, not close to the only club though, and does it to several reviews and did it to one of…

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How long did you visit strip clubs before your first p4p?

I was dangerously close to doing so with a stripper but I also had looser inhibitions thanks to overdrinking which also deterred me due to being too dizzy to do concentrate half the time. But boy every day the feeling…

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Disgusting and disrespectful

When I think about the way the best among you ape (the great rickdugan) behaves and contrast it with idiots like this: http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/13/naked-man-humping-dead-shark-identified-as-an-ex-nyc-police-officer-6634900/ It only emphasized the need to cull your herds. I've discussed the stupid NYC cop with ricktheshark and he…

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Answers to yesterday's trivia questions

1. The Vagina Inspector Shadow cat 2. Has the symbol of the antichrist in his name Rock star 666 3. Nubster's nemesis Rick Dugan 4. The sleepy time rapist SJG 5. Took me on the scariest car ride of my life at a Miami meetup Heck/Rech 6. Has a…

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The fascination with fake bodies? What's your exception!

So I notice back in the early days of plastic surgery for bodily enhancements, us men would happily condemn these women for fake boobs. But now after some time time has passed, we allow and even entice the surgical enhancement…

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I hate tongue piercings

I have always rejected VIP with dancers that have piercings. Especially boobs and tongue. But I recently accepted an offer because the rest of her was within my standards. My objections were reinforced after the experience. As far as…

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Which tuscler is this?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4506910/Chef-hired-75-prostitutes-strip-neighbor-s-porch.html

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vinceygirl is a POS for Lying About Military Service

And he needs to apologize to real veterans and all of TUSCL for it.

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Club Reviews

Am I the only one noticing that a good number of strip club reviews published on a daily basis are just plain gabarge. I read reviews where a pl will describe an exceptional lap dance experience and forget , decline…

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smash or pass?

https://www.instagram.com/amandaeliselee/?hl=en Her body is so incredible that I would have to have to fuck her, but I might have to put a bag over her face. What about you?

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Who SCed on Mother's Day ?

If you did how was the club and was your visit day or night shift?

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SJG and Charlie Manson?

What do you think? Is SJG is Charles Manson wannabe now? Is there a serial killer you think he is more like?

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Fuegos in D.C is reopening

I spoke to some of the girls on my last Ebony Inn visit, and they were all talking about going back over to Fuegos. The club should be opening, next friday or the week after. Goodbye Showcase Theather!

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Spurs v Warriors

Anybody watching ? Are the Warriors going to come back? Right now theWarriors have a 19 point deficit.

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Trivia questions: name that PL

Please answer only two, and give others a chance to play. Feel free to add your own trivia questions starting with # 30. 1. The Vagina Inspector 2. Has the symbol of the antichrist in his name 3. Nubster's…

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Detroit 2AMer.

Two people were shot and one was killed early Sunday morning in a shooting at at topless dance club and the Detroit Police Department seeking help to finding the suspect. It was 1:20 a.m. on the 95000 block of Michigan Avenue…

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Just curious, does drinking beer make you feel colder or warmer?

It cools me down. A dancer said it made her feel warmer. If I drink a few cold beers, it feels like the temperature of my hands drops down into the 50's or 60's or cooler. The temperature of my hands…

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BrotherFogHorns Church Has Been Exposed

I'm guessing Juice was the number one donator in the congregation. How convenient, Juice can go play poker then go to church, to have sex! http://nypost.com/2017/05/13/sex-club-posed-as-a-church-to-evade-the-cops-officials/

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Detriot clubs

Going to the Greek Casino in Detroit....wanted to know which clubs could give me the total package...uuuummm lets say the complete follies experience I am used to in Atlanta!!

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Time to go

The only reason I was posting a comment was because I was looking for the answer to something and this was one of the sites they Google provided. So whoever posted that this is not a stripper board should read…

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Keeping it in the club

Are there any of you that have never done anything with a stripper OTC? Whether it's fucking, dinner, etc.

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Happy Mothers Day.

In celebration I took a MILF to VIP yesterday. I think today may be a slow day in the clubs.

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How many strip club customers are regulars you think?

Obviously, we have no way of knowing unless you worked at the club. But in your opinion, on any given day/night how many customers at the club are 'regulars' vs the 'party crowd', the 'barfly', 'one and done types', or…

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Lost In Translation: PL Extras Edition

So I'm at an extras club as some business took me in the direction. I get in and need to go to the bathroom first thing. On my way, I pass my weakness personified: An enhanced, busty, hot blonde MILF.…

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James Harden Making It Rain

http://www.yardbarker.com/mobile/content/article/s1_127_23940346

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You must be kidding

It's a year 2017 and I can assure you, that business is not what it used to be 5-10 years ago. But let me tell you : $200 /shift, about 6 hours long is being considered VERY bad, AWFUL…

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What Are They Thinking

I'm constantly amazed at the large number of beautiful girls who seem to have no second thoughts/no shame/no morals, call it what you will, about exposing themselves to complete strangers in strip clubs, performing very intimate acts on customers and…

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Civie Sex

Business had been slow through the winter and cut into my disposable budget for recreation. Consequently clubbing has been infrequent lately. At a regular bar and saw this beautiful though maturing woman alone. Seeing the type of…

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Lap dance reruns

For the first time I got a lap dance from a girl for a second time. It was cool that she remembered me from a previous visit but the dance wasn't as fun because it was so similar to the…

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Honor among SC Mongers...

Some faithless member showed a stripper my review when she declined service to him at Showcase TH, Uhh wtf bro? You may have just ruined my ATF relationship w/ Hispanic girl.

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You know you're a regular.....

When all of the club staff know your name (dancers, bartenders, waitresses, DJ, managers, bouncers, owner) Keep it going

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Over/Under On How Long Until SJG is Committed and/or Arrested?

Seems to be getting worse with his recent fascination with aliens, the occult, and eastern mysticism. I'll put the over/under around 9 months. What do the rest of you think?

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This is some bullshit

I just read a review of Le Palace Gentlemens Club in the review the guy states that he got charged a tax for getting singles all I have to say is wow just fucking wow ! https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=A&RID=301619

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[OT] Bitcoin

I've read conflicting information about how much money was demanded in the ransomware attacks yesterday. Was it really 2 bitcoins? If so I wonder if that could account for the recent runup in price?

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vincemichaels is a Dickbreath Neanderthal

Title says it all! Lol!

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Inside the mind of a stripper

I'm putting on a condom, and my stripper says very sweetly "you don't have to wear that if you don't want to." I politely declined to go raw, "thanks but we'd better not," cause I don't need any diseases…

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You gotta be shitting me.

No. 1 in the nation: Local city named America’s ‘most lustful’ Editor’s note: This story contains several hashtags that might be offensive to some people. Discretion is advised. A local city has made another Top 10 list, this one perhaps the strangest…

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Detroit dancer named Ace!

Of course I am sure there are many Aces at many clubs,but this one stands out. Her actual name is Eunice, drirty blone or brown hair depending, used to dance at Henry's and Bogart's has a tattoo on her (right,…

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Detroit Michigan dancer Karma

Of course I am sure there are a couple karma's, but this one stands out. Her actual name is Jessica, drirty blone or brown hair depending, used to dance at Henry's and Bogart's has a tattooon her (right I think)…

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Late night OTC

Ugh. I have an hour to kill before she even heads over and all I really want to do is go to sleep. It is 1:00 am now and I've had a long day. I love pulling…

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Dancer licenses

Really just a question: a dancer friend started work at Scores in Palm Beach tonight. She said she needed a license which cost $70. Any truth to that?

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Another one

Forest Glen Middle School teacher accused of raping 15-year-old boy TAMARAC, Fla. - A Broward County judge ordered a middle school teacher to stay away from kids on Friday, after she was arrested for raping a 15-year-old boy. According to an…

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Longest free porno.

I have not watched it yet but this is the longest free porno that I have come across. 2 hrs 26 mins.

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OT: Occult Group Behind Donald Trump?

It is well known that at core the Nazi Party was an occult group. And two of the exemplars were Heinrich Himmler and Rudolph Hess. And not that it was necessary to have this book to make this…

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"You're not a cop, are you?"

When I get this question, it's a very good sign that I am about to have a very good time. Anybody not have a good time after getting this question? (if not, I guess it means she didn't…

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Cara Rose is udderly bustaceous

Here is my big-breasted babe du jour: British glamour girl Cara Rose, AKA Delia Rose Philips, whose 32G bazongas are allegedly natural. I can already hear shadowcat quipping "Moo!" or "Dairy queen!". It's OK, sc: TUSCL…

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Body modification gone too far

http://www.egoallstars.com/2017/05/michaela-schaefer-and-other-nude-german-models-with-hamburgers Zoom in on her nipples. They've been altered to be heart-shaped. Breast implants are common place. I've become a customer to inordinately tattooed dancers and models. I like the look of pierced nipples, but not the feel.…

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I Found A New Chairwoman for SJG's Organization

Here you go SJG. Looks like she is in search of a new job! https://www.yahoo.com/news/ex-congresswoman-may-spend-rest-life-prison-fraud-072639333.html

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One of Charlie Sheen's goddesses is working at the Bunny Ranch

Do you think it would be brilliant to fuck somebody that fucked Charlie Sheen? Now is your chance! www.bunnyranch.com/blog/sara-bentley/

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Middle eastern strippers

With all these Syrians coming over to the united states to the cities that can take them in, does anyone think some of the women will begin stripping or most likely not because of there religions/cultural beliefs?

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Maybe not every stripper wants you to pay for sex? Nah that's fantasy...???

So I left the night club after being told I may have had too much to drink half a bottle of... some sort of vodka. But I was still horny and feeling good enough to have ever girl in my…

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Tampa Clubs Part 2

Ok let me try this again. I have been to Mons on 3 previous trips to Tampa. It is the only club in Tampa I have been to. So my question is there any other club worth going to besides…

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vincemichaels is a Dickbreath Neanderthal

Title still says it all! Lol!