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How big of a Monger are you ?

OK, I admit it. I love being sexually gratified by young pretty girls. ( Well, not too young. Don't want anyone to accuse me of some wrongdoing ). That is part of…

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The Justice Department enforcing pot laws

The DOJ announced a while ago that the edict from AG Holder that legalized pot nationwide, that the action was illegal and he had to rescind the directive. AG Sessions reviewed the edict, consulted with legal experts, they determined Holder…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

The rush hour blues continues

This was our second stop of the night hoping that it would be better but that dam 6 to 8 rush hour caused the same issues here. We had to valet again and there was…

Pleasures

Wichita, Kansas

Little pleasure

Was in Wichita for the afternoon and had a little time before heading home so I decided to adventure to pleasures. Being from a small town I’m always afraid of being recognized at the main…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

happy guy

Went to Bogarts on Saturday afternoon. There was really only one I was interested in, but she made up for the rest. Probably about 40 with huge tits, and flirty. She was a 8…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

If you HAVE to go in DC...

This one isn't bad. Better than Good Guys, not as good as Camelot. Mostly vibe. One 10, lots of 7-9s. No touching, no lapdances. Dollar parade. Pricey drinks. They put in an upstairs which I…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

No Touching...WTF!

Went to the Acrop a couple of times recently to change up my routine and although I liked the dancers and atmosphere overall. The no touching rule in the private dance area, to put…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

not great but there are worse

Agreed that this is a bit pricey compared to other clubs. In most Portland clubs, the food and drink is cheap. Here they are more inline with real restaurants or bars. Appearance, this is…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Friday Afternoon Visit

Came here on a Friday around 2:00 PM. The club is kind of in a sketchy neighborhood but there is plenty of of street parking. It is a small club with one stage. On this…

Silhouette's Bikini Sports Bar & Grill

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Not good but best in town

I don’t go to the chattanooga clubs much, I’d rather look at the hotel room walls. To be honest, there were some decent lookers this night. I sat with one for quite a while…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

another good visit

Dropped in to check out the scene. Just like last time in was immediately approached with a very aggressive dancer. I really enjoyed the stick shifting episode. That said she got aliitle…

Sky International Exotic Cabaret

Wilmington, California

Seems to be getting better

I came in in a Friday with some extra cash, I was looking forward to a few beers and some sexy women. Their bar is pretty good with a wide variety of beer and spirits.…

Best place I've been to

This place has got it. The girls, the drinks, the vibe, the venue(s), everything about it is good to go. The only downfall is that its $50 if you fly solo so straight up you…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Second time around was better than the first

I stopped in with a few friends after dinner. there are a lot of girls on shift but my issue there was that most don't speak great english. there was one that had me Google…

Runway Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

Nice little neighborhood bar with dancers

Several reviews have noted this is a little place with a small stage and yes it is. There were 5 dancers and about the same number of customers when I went in about 5 pm…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Too late for attention, too early for more dancers

Stopped by around 2:30 in the afternoon, and stayed about an hour. Since it was Friday, there were more customers around, probably 15-20 which is a lot by day shift standards. Typical daytime…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

The Legendary Lei

Most of the reviews accurately describe this place as does my previous review if you are wondering about the layout. You do have to pay a minimum of 1 (non-alcoholic) drink/hr but I have never…

Red Tie Gentlemen's Club

Van Nuys, California

More and more different girls than the other clubs

I think right now this is the best club in the valley when it comes to having a lot of strippers to choose from. Been coming here more this year and notice there's always fresh…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Diamond in the rough

This club is a decent stop if you're looking for beers and ladies in a bar setting. Pints were about 6 bucks last time I was there on Sunday, which was after 10pm. It was…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Top talent, but expect to pay

Overview: If you’re looking for top-grade talent and don’t mind dropping a good amount of cash, Spearmint should be at the top of your list when in Vegas. Review: Previously a frequent visitor of the Rhino…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

All the dancer were sitting are the bar on there phones

I used to stop at the old club in this same location before the fire. I walked in and there was no cover. The place is very nice and very large inside but if I…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

Meow

Manager here is a total douche. I think his name is Loni. He's really rude and disrespectful. Other than that, girls were pretty. Met a really awesome dancer here and of course gave her all…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Fire

This place had a massive fire on Wednesday night and I'm sure the place will be closed for a long time. The place was sold a week ago and now a massive fire. Sounds like…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Dead

I decided to go to Penthouse after work . I arrived before 5 p.m. Talk about ghost town. They barely had 7-8 dancers working, the bar was empty and most employees were just sitting around…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Good time

I went to Pandoras on Thursday night. The club appears to be fairly clean but the music is uncomfortably loud. There are 2 stages (one larger main stage and a smaller secondary stage).…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

No booze at this small club

Basics: $15 cover charge No booze served; "Juice bar" with Snapples and sodas only ($6 for a ginger ale with one free refill) Not clear if you can bring your own bottle like some clubs; I didn't see…

Mirage Exotic Nightlife

Greensboro, North Carolina

Great night out

I was in town for business and was just looking for a place to blow off some steam. I saw this place off of the highway that looked interesting so I stopped on by. I…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Missing in Action

Went on a Thursday night and expected it to be busier than it was. Kind of a slow night and as a result gals were not appearing on stage when called. May have been up…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Good mix

Decent mix of girls here. Came on a Thursday night around 8 and stayed until 11 or so. At first it was slow, but picked up quickly. 3 different stages and 3 bars, 2 bars…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas one too many

So made it back to Vegas after a long hiatus. Never been to this club before so this obviously was first on my list. So for starters, this is the only full nude club which…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

As Described..

As the previous messages noted, this place is a hole in the wall, but has its advantages. Beers were $2.50. The bar dances were $5. One dancer was walking on a crutch, another had a…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Pricey but memorable experience with the wife

Decided to go to Las Vegas for NYE weekend wi th the wife. Obviously we had to check off a Las Vegas Strip club visit off our bucket list. Checked some reviews online for couples…

Peppermint Hippo

Toledo, Ohio

Where are the dancers

I walked into the club, there was no cover. The parking loot had a 18 or so cars in it. The club is a very nice new looking building. The inside was nicely appointed. You…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

$2 drinks, $2 bills and twins

I went to larry flynts on a tuesday night. $2 drink special on tuesdays. Dont know if that applies to all drinks because i stuck with beer. The cover was $20. I know $2 drinks…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

Lace got top notch dancers

So I went with my homie to Lace to check it out, never been there before. At first, they ID you and you have to give mandatory coat check along with the pay. (Don't take…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Getting better or just lucky

My 3rd or 4th visit over a couple years. As is implied by the infrequent visits I had been underwhelmed in the past (always afternoon visits) -- few dancers, all of whom seemed…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Decent Henry's visit.

Henry's was the second of three clubs as I was passing through Detroit on the way back from a conference. I visited three clubs. Criket in the afternoon and Henry's and Bogies at…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Nice place. Good Vibe. Decent Dancers

Stopped for a couple hours. Nothing too intense. Beers weren't over priced, but not cheap either. I was in before 7 so there was no cover which is nice too. Had a couple…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Oh my, a watering trough

Ok, got there around 6:00. No cover, signed in at the bar with first name only, got a cheap beer and started looking around. I had been here before and it’s a dive,…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

hustlers

On the plus side, it can be pretty dead even on weekends in the cold months. There were more girls than customers at times and some of them just chilled by themselves and took…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Quite a number of dancers but not interested to go back

Nude club. Cover is 15 and a drink is minimum which is 6 so 21 before you have a look at girls. Strictly no mobile policy which kind of sucks and some of the…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Laid Back

I stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon. When I walked in, I was greeted by the bartender and manager who were very friendly. No one was on stage, and the place was empty (maybe 1…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Good Bye Deja Vu COI

This was my go to club in the past a few years and I usually had good time there. Reasonable price and high millage. What can you ask for more. However, after 1/1/18, this…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

My go to spot

I live in South Jersey and this is my go to spot. I've been going here back when they didn't have a liquor license. Nice to see that they don't price gouge beer. Dancers are…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

Sleepy afternoon

When passing by,saw quite a few cars in the lot so figured they had lots of girls for lunch time crowd. Was I wrong!!! Got a draft beer for $4,some guys drinking hard liquor already…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Friday night visit

Went to baby dolls after a long time. There were a lot of dancers on shift. I have discussed the setup before so would not go over it again. Tipped the dancers on the stage.…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Laid back club

I've been to this club a couple times and it never disappoints. The dancers are diverse - 3 white 1 black, 2 Spanish. They are always friendly and show you a good time in the…

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Worst TUSCLer

We have just undergone a period of attacks and trolling on this forum. This started me thinking about the worst TUSCLer of all time. My nominee is Alucard (RIP). Alucard was self-righteous but clueless. He had…

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Has strip clubbing ruined your expectations of women IRL?

They say that porn is a bad influence on one's (especially men, but women too) expectations of sex. In some ways i agree, except that i have very little interest in the porn experience in actual sex. All…

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Getting out of PL land

I like how this hobby acknowledges itself as PL's (vs escort hobbyists who don't call themselves PL's for example)> A first step to change is recognizing the current state. What's the path out of PL-dom? I use hobbies of various types…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Good time to be had here

This club is becoming my go to club. The club isn't big and the lap dance area is a shared area behind the curtain. I normally go during the day because as…

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

Hmmm. Is this a trend ?

If you read my old reviews then you’ll see I’ve been a fan of this place. I’m a yearly visitor to SF and always drop by. Recent visit was about 8pm. Almost deserted. Sat…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Great Club- Bad dancer

I visit Detroit on business every three months and the Colluseum is on my list of clubs I visit- especially after hearing about PH.... The club is upscale with a very cool entry way, valet sucks…

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Not cumming

This is fucked up, but I had some ITC extra action Wednesday and today. Both times, no happy ending. Yea, she got a rise outa me, especially the second one. Fuckin sucks.

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What the hell is a public key?

And what the hell is a private key? Is that my dick?

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Ignore feature

I appreciate it more and more each day.

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Are strips clubs your most expensive form of "live" entertainment?

or do you waste more money on some other form of live entertainment (e.g., concerts, shows, sporting events, casinos, nightclubs, etc.)

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Meh

Decided to take a trip over to Flashdancers as it was nearby. Going into the club, you have to decide a flight of stairs down into a hole. The club itself didn’t seem to big…

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Can we add back the day and time for a visit on the reviews of a club?

One thing that has always been helpful has been the ability to scroll through the list of reviews for a club and see the day and time of day for each review. Given that you may be planning a Friday…

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Know Your Audience

While I am not going to apologise for my previous topic I will apologise for not knowing my audience. I thought we could all be adults and discuss some serious topics but I was wrong and I apologize for that.…

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Best free advice about strippers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=63XHzSS20uk

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

Disappointing

My latest trip to Biggins was the most disappointing I have ever had there. It was early in the evening, about 8:30 or so but the number of dancers there was terrible. I saw about…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

My 3 times a week watering club

Yes I was a regular for years here. And yes I would go here to chat dancers up, get dances (obviously) and had some amazing times. It was also my stop before home for water…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Go to club

I have been pretty regular here in day shift. Night shift seems to get crazy so I avoid it if I can. Girls are friendly when they know you. Most girls tend to flock to…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Not a Bad Night Out

I have been to this club twice and enjoyed my first visit was much more fun than the second. Bare assets seems to have a lot of features and that can be worth checking out…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Typical but worth the trip

I usually go here when i'm either frustrated at work and taking the afternoon off or i'm on the way to the airport and want to mellow out before getting on my flight. this time i…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

BAMBI

I am very familiar with this club as I used to live no more than a mile away. I had a good relationship with a girl here for about a year and a half.…

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If a hoe choooses me...whats a fair fee to chsrge her to join my team ?

Honestly thinking if a hoe wants me to be her man...she needs to up front hand me five thousand then everything after that...then I'll move her in with me

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

decent visit

I stopped in for a bit yesterday night and it was pretty slow. This bar definitely isn't what it was. I did get a few dances with some mutual touching. One of…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Same Usual Good Time

This review actually covers 3 days of visits, all in the afternoon. First, I prefer afternoon visits to evening visits as it is a little more laid back, less crowded and I am able…

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Strip Club Wives

Is it just me? Or do any of you regular lappers end up with a Strip Club wifey at some point or another? I somehow end up with a Strip Club wife which makes me have to change clubs all…

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Using SA hoes to pull Top Shelf Strippers

If one always clubbed with a new girl on every trip to the same club you would look extremely desirable to so many stripper's...it's a social proof thing...it makes you look extremely important to be with....it's a solid strategy and…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Okayish visit

My friend was in town over the weekend and we decided on a visit to the Hiliter. We entered the club around 5:30 in the evening.The club has been described so many times already so…

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Just when i thought SA coukdnt top itself

I just negotiate a deal for a once a week dinner date fuck for the cost of bartering my knowledge of poker...yep I'm getting fucked to teach a hoe how to hustle Fools at poker...LMFAO

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Page load times

founder, whatever you’ve done to speed up load times on the discussion pages on mobile, kudos and thanks. It was starting to get painful.

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Just Out: 2011 Interview with Porn Star Trump Slept With

Stormy Daniels said, "I can describe his junk perfectly." Since then she's been paid $130,000 not to. http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/stormy-daniels-full-interview-151788

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How to tactfully let your regular dancer know you want variety?

So I was thinking about heading to my regular club today but I think I want some variety and to get a dance from someone other than my regular dancer. What is the most tactful way to say that? What I…

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Phone sex

I recently found out that an old favorite, now over the hill, has finally quit dancing and is now doing phone sex from home. she claims to be making $500/wk. Is there anybody out there that would spend their hard…

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Purpose of tipping staff at a "juice bar" club?

I can understand tipping someone who provides you a service directly (e.g. soda pourer, dancers who did well, etc.), but tipping other staff at a strip club seems (to me) like tipping the stocker at your local office supply store. I…

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Maybe all PL's are feminist: Yes Means Yes Consent

Was talking to my sister the other day about the Aziz Ansari incident. The conclusion of the article was that men should only assume sex is in play when the female gives an overwhelming enthusiastic "yes". I told her the reason…

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Recent Reviews (verbose)

Is this a compilation of reviews written by Papi?

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

After Renovation

This club has finally opened after renovation. They open at 9:00 pm now and entry is $10. During my visit there were 4 girls. 2 black and 2 Latin. Apparently there is no fix dance…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Some dancers go extra mile at VIP

The vibe is great. Dancers are pretty average. I've been offered something more at VIP area for $XXX but declined. Also, the lad dance areas are semi-private compared to fully private VIP rooms in other…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

Another Waste of Time

Headed up there for the first time in a long time since I didn't feel like driving all the to Bridgeport and Happys is relatively close to where I live. No cover because there was…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Free is the right price!

Happened to be in the area after a long period of absence, so I stopped in. First thing that struck me was that even though it's been a couple years, not a thing has changed…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

Roll of the dice

So i stopped in to castaways. I had just left the doctors office and need alittle excitement. Now castaways isn't anything special. Its alittle hole in the wall in whately mass, with furnishings that are…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Very poor customer service Brian and Chris

Very disappointed with this place. Chris and Brian are very ignorant and care less about the customers!!!! When I brought up to Brian's attention that we've been there for an 1.5 and five waitresses keep…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Thursdays

As most regular readers of this site know, Desire is my favorite club and Thursday is my favorite day. I took care of the days business and got out of the office early yesterday afternoon. When…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Typical Bogarts

I passed through Detroit on the way back from for a conference, and the roads past Toledo were bad so stopped in Detroit for the night. Since I was in town I decided to…

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"Rituals" before heading off to the club?

Is there anything you find yourself doing every time you go to the club? For example, I shower, brush teeth, dress in a black button-down shirt and nice dress pants, go to the nearby bank to pull whatever I plan to…

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Strip club beating case resolved

"A judge has ordered a man serving 10 years for manslaughter to pay more than $400,000 to the family of the man he admitted killing." What's the chance this dude will ever have $400,000? http://www.willistonherald.com/news/strip-club-beating-case-resolved/article_acab5e42-fcad-11e7-a648-6fbe4080a653.html

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HODL

WTF DOES THIS MEAN?

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Snow equals Stripper no shows

Damn the other day I was all excited to hit up the strip clubs during the day on Wednesday. Usually lots of fun and specials on hump day. When I arrived at the first club at 130pm, no…

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SeekingArrangements

I'm guessing SA = Seeking Arrangements. Can someone help me understand is this a dating site or a place for escorts? Please help me understand how you use it and what prices people pay if it is for "dates…

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Stop Hurting Women!

So far it feels like 2018 is the year of the Scam. Now before anyone says anything I know Scams have been around longer than I have and most of us but just this week from Sunday - Thursday 3…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Not bad

I stopped in about 10pm there was ample parking in the lot, a parking attendant also. I walked in greeted by bouncer showed him my ID and walked in there was no cover.…

Rachel's Orlando

Orlando, Florida

Nice way to kill an afternoon

I don't get down to Rachel's too often because I live about 30 miles away, and sometimes it's disappointing. Today was definitely okay. I saw several pretty dancers, chatted a long time with a petite,…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

Syracuse is a weird place

Hadn't been to Syracuse before and the clubs there are weird. They have a by the time price structure that I haven't seen in other places, and the prices are high. The set up of…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Still great

It's a well known fact that this club's finest days are behind it. But I you find the right dancer, it's a great time. The vibe is pretty dour and empty on a Friday afternoon.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

First visit

I visited on a Saturday around 10:00 while in town for work. The club is located just outside of downtown Seattle. There was a decent sized crowd but still a fair amount of seats available…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Holy mackerel!

I’m late in posting this review. I went about a month ago when I was in San Diego. Needed to see if this really is the best club in the world, as stated here on…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

good bang for my bucks

I got there on a Wednesday at around 1:30. I used to try to get in super early but it's been dead before 1. I used to go in around noon and immediately have a…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

The Next Stop

Stopped by Blondies after C-Mowes. There was no cover charge. However, I did get patted down by the bouncer once I got inside. The bar is still run by the Hells Angels so you don't…

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Yes, no or maybe?

https://www.instagram.com/dannitabruna/

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Shadowcat and Bubba267

Two little lovers sitting in a tree... you know this song... Anyway. Shadowcat could not get a lapdance from Ron Jeremy so he goes to Follys and gets dances from Bubba

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Bitcoin

So glad I sold all my bitcoin because it dropped 40 % in the last month and bouth bit connect tokens two weeks ago. Bitconnect went up 30% today

Tunnel of Love

West Babylon, New York

Random Tuesday

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon a few weeks ago, had business in the area. No street parking, had to use lot, which I do not like as the clearly write down license plate numbers of…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Meh

Stopped by Tje Men’s Club on a Friday evening around 6 pm. Haven’t been there in a long time so I figured I go kill some time that day. They put some ping…

Starz

Gardena, California

Disappointing

I was quite looking forward to a visit to Starz but it was to meant to be this night. I thought that things might be quiet given that it was Monday night but never…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

DIFFERENT THAN SISTER CLUB IN CITY

This club has a different vibe than its sister club in columbia. This club allows smoke which i do not like and apparently a decent number of dancers dont like. I got there…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

smoking hot

i arrive at the club at 12 noon it was very smokey but seemed alot brighter in there then usual. i like the new sky light they installed it was refreshing…

The Minx Show Palace

Des Moines, Iowa

Virgin Des Moines Strip Club Visit

Happened to be in DM for business and after dinner had nothing to do so I headed to the Palace. It was fairly close to my hotel and I was curious what a DM…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Everything I had hoped and more

Wasn't quite sure what going in on a Monday would be like. From the reviews, it seemed like a pretty small black club and I'm not black. Plus years ago I had worked…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Great food.

I had looked for a club to go to in the greater Cleveland area and this place looked like it be the best bang for the buck. I think I arrived a little before 7pm and…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Disappointed

Got off work early do to the cold. have not bin to Bishop's for a couple months.To start I drink beers only so I can tell you the price are normal, can't tell you anything about mix…

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Another PL called my hoe at dinner

OK I get it it's cool to see your hoe out in public but when she is working with another client don't be fucking rude and call her just take up time and look cool with your friend's...playbacks a butch

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Who’s next

Who is the next amongst us to follow in this dudes footsteps? http://m.worldstarhiphop.com/apple/video.php?v=wshhrKVcHTb34g3dtK36

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8 Mile Blues

Seems like things have been a little crazy on here lately, but I've been a little surprised more hasn't been made of the most recent Penthouse Club review. Penthouse would be a big domino to fall if it had what…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Shy was shy

So I have hit up the Edison strip a few times and have even had some fun at showorld. Usally I have no issues with any of the girls. So I was hear…

Shakers

East Rutherford, New Jersey

Auntie Gretta

So I just moved close by so I wanted to see what the local talent was. I went to this place thinking I was going to see some beautiful women then go to the dinner…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Good booze

I was in town for business and headed over after the wake Syracuse basketball game. Coming from Atlanta I was new to the club membership type of club but had read about it here.…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Upscale Manhattan

This club keeps up with the expensive low mileage upscale New York City experience. You have the bikini bar scene of New Jersey on one end (some of which can be high mileage dumps) and…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

DISAPPOINTING

I was in town on business. I checked out Sahara on a Wednesday night 8PM. The place was dead with only 4 PL's. There were plenty of dancers. The shift change was underway. There were…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Worst ever

I made it over the bridge to the Playhouse to give this place another try. My last time here was good and I was expecting the same but this time it was bad, real bad.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Ruby

I went to the club with the intentions of taking Erica for a spin. I have yet to try her out, as she doesn't really walk around the bar looking for customers. Anyway,…

Phipps Tavern

Hayward, Wisconsin

Bad perfume

Was in the area a few weeks ago but the lack of snow made snowmobiling impossible. The lineup was pretty good compared to my expectations. One dancer I could have done without, she wore perfume…

Omar's

Lansing, Michigan

My favorite stop in Lansing

Had a meeting in Grand Rapids and stopped off for some fun in Lansing. I tend to switch between Omar's and DV when in town, but I think Omar's is a better afternoon choice.…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Not a bad time

Arrived fairly early in the shift ... place was dark, a couple of old guys at the bar, 4 girls on: Bella, Trinity Roxy and another that I can't remember her name. Overall just an…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Reliable Dive

Stopped in to LA for a quick visit. The building is in the same condition mentioned previously - the short version is that this place is seriously run down. I arrived just after…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

This place needs more dancers

I mean really, must have 3 or 4 dancers only. They're all hands on, even the pretty one, Queenie. Don't like her hair in a bun though, and she was unusually sour mood. All fairly…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Still the place to go

I’ve visited the room for the last 3 years and it’s always fun, with lots of OTC. Recently they have changed owners and the rules have also changed. They have added several more lights, cameras…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Pleasant Afternoon at HiLiter

Stopped in a week ago and enjoyed a couple of beers and some good dances. The dancers seemed a bit subdues for the typical HiLiter that I have experienced in the past, but dances…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Crowds are thinning out

This review covers several visits over the past 2 months, with the most recent one last Thursday. All visits on dayshift, during the week. I’ve noticed a general decrease in crowd volume lately.…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

My Fantasy experience in a nutshell

So I am going to give my best summary of my experiences at this club and how I think this club is. First of all I'd like to say that I've only been here a handful…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

So quiet in here

Dropped by on a Monday afternoon. Five girls. I was the only guest. I'm terrible with names but there was a cute, if a bit "athletic" Asian girl with huge boobs, a thinner Asian with…

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When a dancer asks "So what do you do for fun?"

what do you tell her?

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How I found TUSCL

Hoping to have this as an article I wanted to put it here as well while we wait. It's a #ThrowbackThursday and on this January Day the fog and clouds haven't gone away in my Northern California home area all…

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OT: Programmable Logic Devices

For example 22V10, GAL22V10, from Lattice. Now discontinued. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GAL22V10 But Atmel makes: Atmel ATF22V10 http://datasheetcatalog.com/datasheets_pdf/A/T/F/2/ATF22V10.shtml But the topic is opened up here. 16V8 was another one. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generic_array_logic SJG https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Kimmel http://www.michaelkimmel.com/ https://www.amazon.com/Angry-White-Men-American-Masculinity/dp/1568589611/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1516313852&sr=8-1&keywords=michael+kimmel Michael Kimmel, Angry White Men, video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo6oR73FCXA Boys Will Be Boys, video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjA98mrJJO0 Gimme Shelter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kl6q_9qZOs Dave Matthews Band - All Along…

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What to offer when your strip club sucks.

https://www.charlestoncitypaper.com/TheBattery/archives/2018/01/18/alleged-trump-mistress-stormy-daniels-is-visiting-a-strip-club-in-greenville-this-saturday

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Natural assets

So I'm a dancer and sometimes I feel like I have to try extra hard to compete against the girls with fake fat asses and big ole titties. I'm natural all around; (AA, caramel skin complexion, 5'4 height, thick with…

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Finding girls on SA that just want to fuck

Honestly shocked...starting to find ladies in their thirties that look decent that all they want is to fuck...no payment...just cover the room...it's such an amazing find

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Founder feedback -- Recent Reviews tab changes

I encourage the group to provide feedback to @Founder for a recent change to our beloved TUSCL. I regularly read the reviews across the country each day as a source of information and entertainment. If I happen to have business…

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Who’s this Trucidos Guy?

In another thread posted earlier where Trucidos attempts to deepthroat founder @warhawks asked "^^^ Who’s this Trucidos Guy?" Very well put. Who knows? How can anyone trust what this two-faced, hypocritical douche writes when he morphs into a completely different…

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No doubt Juice will start buying Bitcoin now

http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/12/kfc-will-now-let-buy-fried-chicken-using-cryptocurrency-bitcoin-7224319/?ito=cbshare What is the benefit of businesses taking Bitcoin directly? Should the customer get a better exchange rate if converting at the POS as opposed to converting to cash and then spending the cash? If Bitcoin is on continuing rise,…

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What is a good source of mail order viagra?

My Doctor will write Cialis but not Viagra, what is a good source for mail order Viagra?

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Gawker wrote: "I currently have a stripper living with me."

Gawker, I guess is not your ATF. Congratulations on being in recovery, but pleased be careful, it seems to be another headache in the making if she is a backpage type of girl. Where is your ATF? How is she doing? Inquiring…

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Millionaire hires strippers for son’s 12th birthday party

Why didn't I have a father like this? http://metro.co.uk/2018/01/18/millionaire-hires-strippers-sons-12th-birthday-party-7239125/

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More Women Are Exploring Sex Tourism—and I Was One of Them

I know a woman who retired to Thailand because of the low cost of living. I don't think sex tourism had anything to do with her decision. https://www.glamour.com/story/sex-tourism-excerpt-erica-garza-getting-off

Pathetic Losers or Brilliant Wieners?

Don't panic I am mentioning the extremes. Most veterinarian bill tusclers fall somewhere in the gray area closer to the Winning Side. "Our life is not really a mutual helpfulness; but rather, it is fair competition cloaked under Due Laws of War; it is a mutual hostility." Thomas Carlyle Our Society is built on the principle of Generalized Competition; that every aspect of life is a game which one was engaged at a personal level, sports, politics, justice, economics and personal relationships. Merriam Webster Define pathetic as Having a capacity to move one to either compassionate or contemptuous pity. Loser a person who is incompetent or unable to succeed also something doomed to fail or disappoint. I believe the story behind the term pathetic loser coined by…

My First Time

I just got home from a trip to KC, and the experience is lingering. I wrote up the below. To help capture the experience, to understand it, I don't know. I just needed to write it, and I found this site. I hope this is an appropriate place to submit it. Thanks. Friday night I went to a club in KC with a female friend. She hung out at a bar next door all night getting free drinks while I enjoyed the scenery. A few dancers came up asking if I wanted a dance, but I wasn't quite ready yet. I then had a dancer come up and ask if she could sit with me. She was beautiful, with platinum blonde…

The Money Dance

I am writing this article today because I am saddened by some of the recent reviews I've read and because of something I was witness to on Friday January 5th. As we all know going to the club we go to have a good time. We go to maybe enjoy a couple of dancer or 1 on a one on one basis with some private time and up close and personal time with her or them depending on your liking. Over the last couple of nights I've been reading bad reviews of customers saying they have been taken by the dancer. I also got to see this first hand on Friday night at my favorite club as a man talked…

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Stripper's birthday

If you have a favorite stripper and it's her birthday (for real) do you give anything extra or do anything special for it?

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VIP Package for Sapphire in Vegas to See Tori Black?

I'll be in Vegas this weekend and Tori Black will be performing on Saturday at Sapphire. She is one of my favs, so plan on going. Sapphire has two VIP packages both come with the complementary limo, VIP Table on…

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Doctor allegedly drugged by strippers off the hook for $135G Scores strip club b

A prominent cardiologist who would get his heart racing playing doctor with strippers at Scores is off the hook for the $135,000 tab he racked up there, a Manhattan judge has ruled. New Jersey Dr. Zyad Younan, 44, was the victim…

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I'm slipping towards being truly pathetic

I'm a married man with children in my late 30s with a wife who used to be pretty hot and good at sex who got fat and rarely fucks me. I have a CF stripper who is in her mid20s and…

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I think i felt him hit my bottom

The real rock bottom is gay sex

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I think I finally hit my PL bottom.

Yesterday while getting a dance, the lady does a reverse cowgirl kind of move where she's got her hands on the floor, and her feet were behind my head on the couch. She has her shoes off and for whatever…

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Request for Founder

You seem to be making some changes to the site. Thank you very much. I have a request for a small change. Give us the ability to make changes to a Review that we…

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The Money Dance

I wrote this article a couple of weeks ago and while I wait for it to publish my favorite girl and I talked about it today and I thought I would share here. So please keep in mind when reading…

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New interactive founder

Fucking love it....can't wait until he rips my ass a new one Epic Shit brother

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New feature on tuscl

Founder giving bitches time outs Brilliant LMFAO

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How do you handle a ROB?

Story time and some questions. So last night I was at a new club I was trying out for the second time, and I had a sharable experience. I was there because on my first trip a solid 9 promissed…

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Three sets of twenty

Been working myself up to do one hundred push ups without stopping...same with sit ups and squats.....it's amazing how its making my belly shrink like it is....I also do an hour of hills or stairs

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New Reviews Field

Was reading a review and saw a new field called "$ Spent". As a test, I went ahead and clicked on "Write a Review" tab and now there's a new field when submitting a review called "Money Spent" where there are…

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One-night-a-week Strippers

My old club didn't require dancers to work a set number of shifts per week, so they had a lot of part-timers. I had two one-night-a-week favs: one was a full time student (saw her every week for…

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Could you date an escort

Why or why not

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Tips for dealing with strippers perfume/lotion/etc

Short of having a second change of clothes before you head home, how do you deal with that? Just avoid ones with a ton of perfume? Tips for getting rid of it? And even if you do have a change of…

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Aliases

I'm having a hard time following who is who with all these new troll aliases.

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Reviews

There is one review I think should be done. Shadowcat needs to post a review of his lapdances with Ron Jeremy. If this did not happen he can make up whatever shit he wants

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Going on a rant...

STRIPPERS!!! From a dancer to dancer perspective please for fuck sake use that big shiny metal thing on the stage. You know the pole. Now obviously given my TUSCL name i enjoy pole work but i can also appreciate a…

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Status of Stripping in Phoenix

For several years, Phoenix has been one of the better strip locales. It was a combination of $10 dances, attractive women, liberal mileage on the floor, high mileage VIP, and the renowned Hi Liter. I think those days are over,…

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Recent Reviews link not working

@founder The link looks to be broken.

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Rate these twins

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdGYYIonjsZ/

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Platinum Plus VS Platinum West

Alright, yes I know Platinum Plus is on fire. I know Platinum Plus got in trouble in the past so they should both be under a microscope now for extras and such, but which one do you have a better…

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Platinum Plus VS Platinum West

Alright, yes I know Platinum Plus is on fire. I know Platinum Plus got in trouble in the past so they should both be under a microscope now for extras and such, but which one do you have a better…

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Talked an SA chick to stay at a hotel with me

Am I bad man for getting her stuck with me during this snow storm

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No clubbing in Atlanta today.

We got hit by our annual snow storm last night. 2-3 inches at my house and with a temperature of 18 it is not going away soon. Glad I went yesterday and got the pipes cleaned out.

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platium plus columbia sc ohhh no its on fire!!

its 820am its burning down .well heck

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Free at Last*

Free at last Thank God Almighty (and Founder) TUSCL is free at last *with apologies to Dr. MLK

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Dougster, Aug 2008 - Jan 2018, RIP

Douglas "Dugly" Dougster, infamous TUSCL discussion board troll, prolific spammer, and failed Bitcoin investor, left this board on Tuesday, January 16, 2018. Cause of his demise was complications from a severe hissy fit, aggravated by a prolong period of…

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The stripper that got away

This can be many things. Say a stripper that worked at a club briefly, but you never got a dance with her. Or it could be a stripper that you danced with once hoping to cultivate a more…

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Thoughts on the demise of fapping...

So I found my first LDQ this week and am planning on becoming a regular with her. I have masturbated nearly daily for almost 30 years and it is really strange to think I could theoretically never do it again. I…

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#MeToo going a but too far now

I'll start by saying that I have intelligent confident sisters (actual siblings) whom I love and respect dearly, and I want the best life of equality and empowerment for them so I do tend to have feminist…

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#MeToo going a but too far now

I'll start by saying that I have intelligent confident sisters (actual siblings) whom I love and respect dearly, and I want the best life of equality and empowerment for them so I do tend to have feminist…

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Bad Day

Sorry everyone today is a very bad day. No not with my favorite girl or club nor with the Best Friend whom I talked about before as well. In fact my favorite girl has been right behind me giving me…

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Jackslash is Gay.

Since we’ve gone 20 minutes without a Dougster post I didn’t want you guys to feel left out, so I thought I’ll talk about someone else.

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Pornstars that strip (not feature)

Bringing back a classic discussion. DONDE?

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Vacation Getaway with A Stripper

Any of you ever been on a getaway from you and your stripper home city or state? How did things develop leading up to asking and planning the getaway together? Was she flaky with you at times or…

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Deal or no deal - $1600 for 4 hours of GFE in VIP w/ no sex

From a recent review of Polekatz near Chicago: "... I love this place, I never thought I'd be a regular, but I'm totally a regular now. I go on my regular night, get my regular girl and hit the CR for…

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Ronny

How many of you boys want to titty fuck Ron Jeremy?

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What would you call an idiot who starts a fight that cannot be won?

That is the question of the day boys and girls.

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Congratulation ons Stricly Enforcing the New Anti-Spam Policy @Founder!

I guess the definition of "spam" however is only things which bring up the subject of @vincemichaels. Since you are not being consistent in this alleged policy of yours and are clearly only acting to protect @vincemichaels and yourself, I am…

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@vincemichaels Lied and Said He "Never" Molested "Any" Underage Girls

Now, of course, I bet there will be a long line of people who supposedly "hate" "liars" ready to defend him. Let me guess @twentyfive, @doctorevil, @jester214, and @Founder Did miss anyone?

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Destroying Political Consciousness, The ~~Mental Health~~ System

The following just occurred yesterday: Ran into a man I know, J. Had not seen him for a few months. He has had a hard time in life, only occasional and garbage employment in recent years. Its the…

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Doesn't Seem to be Working Out Being Back

Supposedly @Founder's goal is to prevent "spam" but if we examine the threads he lets stand and the ones he deletes, looks more like he just try to shelter @vincemichaels. @Founder can you please start acting a little more consistently with…

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Quote of the Day

“Credibility, like virginity, can only be lost once and never recovered.” — Charley Reese

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Round 2

If you could choose a club for me to shit in, what club would it be?

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The new founder

With founder actually making comments this site Just got one hundred percent better

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The 9’s and 10’s

With the strippers that are 9’s and 10’s that you come across that are open to OTC, what’s the average price range that they ask for/are looking for? Out here in LA it’s about $500.

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Hypothetical question

If someone promised to leave this board, then backed down when Founder called his bluff, would that make them a liar, a coward, or a lying coward? Asking for a friend.

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Grossed out.

If you hit the strip clubs long enough, you are eventually going to get grossed out. It finally happened to me today. I was at my favorite club and just finished off a very nice 30 minutes in VIP. Then she…

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2018

Be well all.

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Shitting in clubs

I am upgrading to shitting at VCG Holdings clubs whenever I can. Some of them have a bathroom troll to clean up the mess and spray air freshers. I made shit soup at a PT club yesterday

Do you have a Special Dancer?

I decided to write this article because I just recently had surgery on Tuesday of this week before Christmas and I feel like I'm on House Arrest not being able to go to my Favorite Club and see my Favorite Girl. It's not been an easy couple of days because I am finding myself pushing my rehab more than I should just so I can get back to see her. It's been a pretty GREAT week with her though I haven't been able to spend much time with her. On Monday Night she sent me a very cool Get Well Gift that I was totally not expecting and then Tuesday she and I did some Online Shopping together right after…

ROB vs Flaky. What's the Difference?

Although - this is a discussion topic, I am writing as an article. The topic is important and relevant to us TUSCLers - and Articles have a bit more staying power (discussion threads get lost in the discussion-sea within a day). ROB is Rip Off Bitch Flaky Dancer is one who is unable to honor commitments. Both have undesired results for us. We do not get what we want. In anger we call the bunch either a ROB or Flaky or both. And generally walk away with unfulfilled desires. In my opinion a ROB is a dancer that does not deliver on her promises "deliberately" (pre meditated). A flaky dancer is one who had the intent to fulfill the promise when she…

The Top 10 Strippers in ATLANTA 2017

As the year comes to the end..I would like to share with the community, my favorite dancers in the A... Shout out to papi chulo and all of the regular contributors to this site...Have a great New Year. 1. Blondee - Vlive, Dreams/Diamond club, There is no way I could start a top anything Atlanta stripper list off without Blondee. I first saw her at Dreams Atlanta, now Diamond club, about 2 years ago. I was there to find another girl on my list (see Kash below). I stumbled across this well known gem. Hr caramel complexion, tight body and super round ass makes her one fine specimen. The blonde hair is her trademark. Despite her being…