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Incognito Gentlemen's Club

Paducah, Kentucky

Not very good

Showed up late afternoon. There were exactly three dancers and four patrons. No one seemed compelled to do more than stand around the pole for 2-3 songs and little else. Back room price on that…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

Those working

I walked in a bit before 4 pm and stayed to a bit after 7 pm. Working were: Luna, medium height blond with medium tits and noticeable nips, a touch extra weight on her. Bella, a…

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In an extras club, would the most vile human being get a "stripper handshake" if

I don't go to an extras club but I've gone to a specific club enough times that I figured I'd at least meet a prostitute or something or a girl would at least grope my dick in order to get…

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Instagram model sells virginity online

http://thechive.com/2017/11/21/instagram-model-sells-her-virginity-for-nearly-3-million-6-photos/ According to the captions, this girl wasn't the first to do it. Is this really going to become a trend? If she was a redhead, would JS69 be in on the bidding?

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Bear Back

Well Founder, add a new term to the TUSCL dictionary. “Bear Back.” I’m not sure what it means but maybe Juice can explain since he invented it. I think it means Juice didn’t shave his back before…

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Sense of time

Do you agree? http://imgbox.com/s4Uv2G9v (Ok, so I'm bored and learning how to edit pictures and use imgbox.)

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Did you ever make a mix tape for your CF?

By 'mix tape', I mean a collection of songs in any media. I've done it twice, making me a extra pathetic PL. The songs I selected were carefully selected to make the…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Very nice surprise!

I wasn't expecting much because I had read recent reviews here but got too the club this afternoon around 445pm. Paid the $6 cover charge and walked inside. The club seemed mostly empty but to…

Bucks Racks & Ribs

Greenville, South Carolina

just a joke, claim to be a BBQ Joint with dancers.

Very few ladies working, one that looked pretty good, others just didnt have it. All wearing nipple covers unless you get a private dance. The few girls working are very pushy bottle of…

Secrets Cabaret

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Barf-a-mundo

I have been to Tobies only a few times over the years. I pass by there ever now and then, and decided to try it again. This was a Wed afternoon about 1:30.…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Great Place

Got a bunch of people to come here after a party ended a little earlier than we wanted it too. There is plenty of parking outside and the place was packed. After security checked us…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

TDs was a great time

Went on a Friday night with some friends after hitting the bars. Cover was $10 a pop, not bad. As soon as we sat down we had a waitress take our drink order. The place…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

Go to destination for when I leave work early

Secrets is my go to destination for when I leave work early. Every time I leave work early and go Secrets it’s a good time. This occasion we no exception. All the dancers were at…

2nd Breath

Salisbury, North Carolina

Sketchy place

It's an old run down house, but I'm not there for decor. One chunky chick (which I usually go for) gave me the tour. Told me private prices. 20 bikini, 50 topless…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

needs more talent

Went there on a Saturday afternoon and encountered 3 dancers and an overeager bartender who also does lap dances. The dancers were friendly enough but weren't all that in the looks department. That being said,…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Changing of the guard

The word here is that at least two daytime dancers recently departed, and that one (my 1st or 2nd ATF) was fired. She may have moved to Florida to continue her “dancing” career.…

G String

Akron, Ohio

It is getting better

This place is I Under new management. It is much improved from what it was. The day I went there was one dancer, Jen. The bartender danced too. Jen is a knockout. Very friendly and has…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

eh

Stopped by h8 on a slow Monday night. A few girls from varying degrees of looks. H8 is good on Monday nights because of discounted dances. Cover is 5$, drinks are cheap. Layout is easy…

Hyde Cabaret

Tampa, Florida

Smells like smoke

Haven't been here in months. Also I never go out on Mondays so I figured why not. A completely new cast (except managers). Pros: No cover charge or door girl Beers were reasonable at $4 or…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

First Time

I went around 6-7pm and it was about time when ladies from the late shift started coming in. The place is pretty dark and the bar section is just near the entrance. The ladies will…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, New York

WOW!!!

Walked in and sat down at the bar and ordered a drink and was immediately approached by a...let's say...mature lady. She wasn't bad looking at all. In fact I would say she was a GILF.…

Airport Lounge

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Ehhh

This club lives up to its name, its small but damn near in the parking lot of the airport. It has a pretty friendly vibe but i would avoid this place if you're not a…

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Trucidos is a Gay CockSucker!

Does anyone disagree with this statement? LOL!

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Stripper names and club traditions ?

I've been going to this one Club for two decades now and over this span of time I've noticed five names that have been passed down from stripper to stripper...is it a club traditional thing or is it an issue…

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How could people who claim to cherish freedom and fairness create such a sexualy

Title says it all.

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Macarena at Tilted Kilt

I have not been to the Tilted Kilt for a while now. I am eating a turkey cranberry stuffing mashed potatoes special they have going on today. They have the music playing loud and... meanwhile, a 300 pound woman and…

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Let's start rating them

I'd give this one no more than a "5". http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/former-gage-park-charter-school-teacher-charged-with-sexual-abuse/

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

uncle joes

Uncle Joes is a private neighborhood club. Unlike many clubs there is no stage dancing, all dances are 'private'. The private dances are rather inexpensive at $5 per song. Like many clubs the…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

The Bronze Medal

Treasures was one of the first clubs I ever visited in Vegas but that was many years ago. To me it's always held the #3 spot of the high end places. Not quite being able…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Long time visiter

I have been going to this club ever since it opened. It started out as a Blues bar but they could not make that work so they soon went topless. This has always been…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Suprisingly Good Times

I just flew back home in Detroit at anout 7:30pm and diddnt get dinner yet. Hmm...head to my usual spots? No, lets hit LS as its been like a year since I have been back…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

Not good

Have spent many an hour at the Hardware Store. But this was an all time low. I love naked women and sexy fun put this is to much. But I will get…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Mixed review

This place is a mix. Could be good or bad depending on your tastes. Drinks were a bit less than a hollywood or hustler, but not by much. When you walk in you feel like…

Sugar's Lounge

Parkersburg, West Virginia

Was over before it started

Tried this place for the first time on a Tues evening. The parking lot is paved and well lit. the outside of the building is very attractive and promises fun. The place…

Rhonda's Place

St. Louis, Missouri

Not really worth it

This place is really not worth the time. Drinks were cheap, but this is where strippers go to die. Most of my group sat at the bar since none of the girls were that attractive,…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

quick stroll down the block part2

After leaving Circus I decided to stop at Red Room. I actually stuck my head in a couple of other clubs on the way but there wasn't much going on so no need to…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Several visits

Summary of several (many) visits Pros: plenty of parking, safe area, safe club, neighborhood place no shady characters inside, beers are reasonably priced, dollar parade isn't bad girls will come around but you may drop…

Christina

I have talked about Paradise before. This time it was with Christina. I am pretty sure i had met her there before. The thing about having gone there so many times is that you forget who…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Ok for a quick drink before hitting another place

Drinks are a bit cheaper here than the other clubs nearby like hollywood and hustler, but the atmosphere and girls arent quite as good. There were a couple of good lookers, but the rest were…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

interesting

Visiting Denver and Shotgun Willies was recommended. Stopped by in the afternoon and was not impressed. Bounced after a beer. Went two blocks east to Mile High. Initial impressions upon walking in were "mistake".... Zero…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Good place

This place is traditionally a pretty good spot. Drinks are expensive, but saturday and friday nights are usually pretty busy. If you get there at a busy time, it can be hard to find a…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

A Night In Jimmys

The cover is $10 here at Jimmys but once you enter you are greeted with a dive bar style layout with the dance pole centralized in the middle and a walk up staircase on the…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Most Interesting Inner Room Visit

Arrived about 2:15 PM on a Thursday afternoon and planned to stop by for just one hour as I was on my way to Homestead for the NASCAR race weekend. There were the usual dancers there…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Not as good as it used to be

I used to go to follies more regularly and get excellent service from a house of attractive thin white ladies. Salt that is hard to find now. The club has shifted toward Hispanics in the…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

First time

Was passing through a few months ago and stopped at dollies. Got there about 12:45 pm. There were no dancers out, or on the stage, and it looked like a neighborhood bar for…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

quick stop at the block part1

I was on my way home from the office and had to stop in downtown for some quick business. So I took the opportunity to take a stroll down the block. My first…

Airport Lounge

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Pleasantly Surprised

Well after a mediocre run @ OTB on a Tuesday night we slid by The Airport Lounge not expecting much en route back to Bayview where we had a few beverages and dropped a car…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Good enough

The club is tiny in the back of a sex shop, the women don't really come out its like you have to ask them for a dance while they are on stage (annoying). They range…

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ATM stolen from Tampa strip club.

HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY, Fla. - Deputies are looking for a man who broke into a Hillsborough County strip club and stole an ATM. It happened Tuesday morning at around 10:45 a.m. at the Secrets Gentleman's Club at 8829 W. Hillsborough Ave. http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-hillsborough/atm-stolen-from-hillsborough-county-strip-club

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The enjoyment of a new fav

Love it when a new girl capture my attention and causes me to spazz the fuck out on my bank account...the early beginning is so fun....ordering meals, drinks and gifts...buying tons of dances and champagne time ...popping off a few…

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Stage tipping $5 as a new standard play

This might be due to my higher income stream these days but I feel like the dollar is worthless and a $5 bill is a more appropriate tip. How you boys feel ?

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I think she farted on me

Either that or the dude behind us let one ripped out...I just know I didn't do it...was enjoying a little table talk with this spinner and all of a sudden this toxic egg smell just lingers...funny thing is I go…

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What's for dinner tomorrow?

Our family is breaking tradition and giving the turkey a free pass. It's fiesta time with carne asada done on my charcoal grill along with all of the trimmings...rice, beans, tortillas and home made salsa. Instead of turkey sandwiches on Friday,…

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The Rest of the rest of the story

Ok, yes, I was paranoid as hell last night. Long story short, she showed up at my room, no Robbery in mind. She offered to extend our session for free but I was wore out. So we…

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VinceMichaels and @SJG are Now Homosexual Lovers!

LOL!

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

A good club, but not on Saturday night.

I went to the downer 3 times between Thursday and Saturday, twice with my girlfriend, once alone, so I explained each experience separately below. The club has one main stage with horse-shoe tables up along…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Great visit

Stopped in after visiting a favorite down the street. Paid the valet, cover, coat check and booth fee. It was around midnight on Fri so the club was pretty busy. Shot girl came over right…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Charleston, West Virginia

Whatever

Your options are pretty limited in Charleston, WV (it’s the only strip club in town), so if you have that strip club itch, you might as well scratch it here. I walked over just before midnight…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

First time at Centerfolds

After a concert at the House of Blues at Mandalay Bay the night was still young. I summoned a Lyft driver and asked the driver what strip clubs were near by. He took…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

Very good but no touching

This is my first visit to a strip club ever. I was on a business trip to London and so decided to check this out. I was nervous when I reached there. Initially, I just…

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Inside Europe's First Bitcoin Stripclub

Now I understand why Bitcoin in gaining in value. https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/j5jzx8/inside-europes-first-bitcoin-stripclub

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The rest of the story

As I stated in an other thread I cancelled my OTC. I went back to the club from Sunday hoping the two hot blondes were working tonight. They were not there but there was a hot black girl…

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Do you think strippers would get work done (CS) if they weren't stripping?

Of course there are plenty of women that get cosmetic surgery that never go into stripping or sex work. But i can't help but feel that many of the strippers that get it done tend to look at it…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

VIP Ouch!!

We were in San Antonio for a business meeting and visited this club on a Monday night. Arrived at the club around 9:00 we were treated at the door and paid the cover to get…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

More interested in their phones

I don’t know about the newer crop of dancers at this place. My last two day shift visits have been duds. Most of the newer girls tend to spend all of their time either backstage…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Scores saturday visit

Vanity has gotten a bit slow lately and Kahoots is also in a slump, so I have been visiting Scores off and on lately the last few months. The club is still it's pretentious…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Surprisingly good

Decided to stop by Raiders on my way home. It was around 330 there quite a few dancers around 9-10 and club was about half full. Right away I️ could tell this was not your…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Second Visit

This is actually a review to two visits one week after the other. The first time was a Saturday about two weeks ago. Popped out here on the way back from gambling at Atlantic City.…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Getting better

As we come into season, ths clubs seem to be busier. I've been here many times. There are more friendly women here now. I sat at the bar and a young attractive woman joined me. She…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Tiny!

I live in the area and drive by this place almost every day. So I made a stop here on a Sunday evening a couple of weeks ago because I have always wanted to check…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Their Pool bar is the perfect place to daydrink

If you're in Vegas this should definitely be on your to-do list. I did not go inside the main club however I spent a good portion of my day (and wallet) at their pool bar.…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

sat night after midnight

Just flew into ohare and checked into a nearby hotel and figured what the heck, got nothing to do till i fly out tomorrow lets checkout the nearest club. Parking lot had a decent…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Early bird gets no worm

I've been visiting Foxy -Brockton for almost 10 years fairly regularly and it remains my favorite for several reasons: it's as "classy" a club as I've found in my experience; even though it's in a…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

Return visit

This is an up down club sometimes you have a few dancers won are excellent and sometimes like on this visit there was quantity but not quality. A couple of dancers while on…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Not the best, not the worst.

Well, its a strip club on michigan avenue. So you kind of get what you expect there. Food is ok, dancers are decent with a couple standouts. Didn't try for any extras this visit. Seems…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Good experience

I was in Atlantic City over the weekend to spend a couple of nights, gamble, and drink, and generally chill out. I was looking for a strip club to hang out as it was…

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Why do some UHM clubs never get busted?

Seems like there are some clubs where extras are known to be had for years and the clubs don’t get raided (see Detroit and New Jersey), while other areas have one club with extras that gets busted at some point…

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PLs

Are PLs just any club customer? Or does the term apply exclusively to us, the hustle-immune veterans who visit clubs dozens of times per year, taking our CFs and DSs on OTC dates and spending way too much money? If so,…

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@SJG Posting about Pascal and DOS

What century does this faggot live in?

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Wonder Woman lookalike

Happy Thanksgiving! Twerkingbaby http://www.xvideos.com/video30845937/wonder_woman_ass_fucking_-_camsexysluts.com_twerkingbaby

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Klay Thompson of the Warriors has a hot ass chick!!!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2017/08/09/instagram-models-photo-opens-up-basketball-boyfriend-intrigue/amp/ Klay is the man on and off the court.

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

A quick stop by...

I’m having a business trip in Austin and really like to go some FULL nude club for some fun. As I have to get up early the next day, i can only stop by the…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Getting Better

I decided to give Vanity another try. I went on the night the night of feature dancer, Alexis Texas. I wasn’t interested in the show, so I came in around 2:00am. There were…

Studio 4

Windsor, Ontario

Studio 4 on a Saturday night

I agree with goosegossage on his earlier review of Studio 4 this year. I visited on a Saturday night. Although there were quite a few cars in the parking lot, there were few customers inside. There…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Always a good time

I was there during the World Series and had a great time. It was on a night the Astros were in LA playing so the crowd was watching the game more than the girls. Still…

Grind (Oasis)

Portland, Oregon

Dead dead dead

Stopped in at Spearmint Rhino late one Sunday night with a friend who wanted to check out the club. Previous experience had taught me that there wouldn't be much going on, and there wasn't. The club…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good time away from Spearmint Rhino

If you're in Vegas, and you've never been to Spearmint, go. It's an experience you should have. But if you've been there, and had that experience, I'd suggest going to Sapphire instead.…

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Nightmare

What a crappy experience I had at this club today. It was almost a year since my last visit (pretty bad, as reported below), but I like to check up on even bad clubs periodically…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

First Try

Have a night out with some friends for dinner and drinks a few of the group ended up at the Ritz for some late night entertainment. It was my first visit here as I usually…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not the best, but good value

First off, the club portion consists of one fairly small, well lit room with a bar in the corner and one pole near the middle. It was fine when I went because there were only…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Monday afternoon

I’ve been here a bunch of times... nothing fundamentally changed. However, some notes/updates 1. Day shift Mae is out. All I have is here say data points 2. Robin is working from open. Gives a pretty good…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Disappointing Dancers on a Weekday Afternoon and Evening

I was last at The Mons on a Wednesday afternoon and early evening, about 4 pm to about 9 pm. I must say I was surprised at how unattractive the girls were, over all, and…

Just Teazin'

Painesville, Ohio

fire/arson 10/25/17

The (5) rating are from years ago when I was there... it is (or was) not sure how the repairs if any are going an OK out of the way country place. Call ahead…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Why Do I Still Try This Place?

This review is from a little while ago...Stopped in around 10 or so. 5 or 6 dancers that I saw on Saturday night shift including Star, brickhouse AA who used to work at John's,…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Solid

I've been going there for over 10 years. They have recently renovated the whole building for the better. They did not renovated the parking lot and it really needs it. I've always found a…

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Party Time!?

My CF surprised me a few days ago by inviting me to the club's Christmas party. She is allowed to bring 1 guest, and I was surprised she picked me, she is a pretty popular dancer and has other regular PL's. Should…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

RIP Follies

I have been coming to this place for sometime now and unfortunately it looks like Follies is done. The quality of this club has been going downhill for the last year and I finally…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

First time visit

I have heard about Flight Club for many years and this was the firs time I got a chance to visit. I did not pay a cover and beer was $7. there is one long…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Ummmmm yeah. .. get the private dance

If you are looking for a club with friendly girls and great vip dances I would highly suggest this club. Negative would be the huge pressure to buy your dancer a drink. But i got…

Fantasy Grand Junction

Grand Junction, Colorado

Relaxed and enjoyable club

Fantasy is located southeast of the I-70/routes 6 & 50 interchange in an industrial park. Inside one finds a large rectangular room with nice décor, a large dance stage in the middle, and a…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Best place for cheap dances

This is pretty much the cheapest dance-to-dollar value club in the area. In my last visit, I arrived on a Wednesday during the day shift, around 4. I’ve never done the night shift since I…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

Not bad not great

Have been a few times in the past, usually enjoy myself. This time was just ok, dancers on were attractive enough and friendly enough. Was disappointed that I didn't see my usual, Trace there. Not…

Cherri Bombs

Wyandanch, New York

Fun times at CB

So its in an industrial area. No parking lotbut you can park on the street no problem. I had just gotten out of work and was literally around the corner so I looked…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Exceed Expectations

Was in town for a business meeting so I decide to stop at Cheetah's. The only problem is that the business meeting ran long and I didn,t arrive to the club until 5:30ish for me…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Thursday Evening visit

I went to The Cheetah on a Thursday Evening. There were probably 20+ girls there at the time. They have three different stages that the girls dance on; excluding the bars. The majority of the…

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Top of the Line Talent, But Watch the

I went there a little early on a weeknight. First time at the club. Greeted at the door by a bouncer who checked my ID and learned my name. Walked me into the club, checked…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Weird Place

I personally do not like the way the stage is set up with no pole. The poles around the room in the corners are very small. I will give it to them that this is…

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Aren't you supposed to grab the strippers by the pussy?

EUREKA, Calif. - A man was arrested during the early morning hours of Sunday, Nov. 19 after he physically assaulted security staff then sheriff's deputies, including grabbing a deputy in the groin and refusing to let go, according to the…

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Moving a couch in Delhi

Anyone know someone who can escort my couch movers in Delhi? -They may need directions..

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Out and about with a stripper OTC

How many strippers have you hung out OTC with as far as shopping with her, going to dinner with her, taking her to events etc? I’m not talking about fucking, but of course for a lot of you, a lot of…

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Advice to civvies considering becoming dancers

Show us your tits.

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You ever ditched an OTC

You guys ever ditched on a OTC. I am thinking about doing just that. The girl I am seeing this afternoon is hot as hell, she is good but she also is expensive as hell. I could…

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A TUSCL holiday challenge: The 12 Lays of Christmas

TL;DR summary: get laid on 12 consecutive days with 12 different girls. A long time ago, in a youth far, far away . . . Back when I was heavily involved in the escort scene, there was a year where I knew…

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Advice to the newstrippers...

Dear new stripper... your gonna see alot when you first start dancing. Your gonna be the girl that every customer wants. The fresh meat.. the new girl. then one day youll be turned down for a dance. You'll cry…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Mixed Saturday evening

Showed up there around 10:30 on a Saturday. Place was reasonably busy but there was still seats to be had. After you sit down it doesn’t take long for dancers to come chat…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Back to Bare Elegance

Had another flight to LA, so ended up at my favorite sport there which lately has been Bare Elegance. Unfortunately, my layover this time was too short to go to Mexico (Tijuana),…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Test driving more of the girls

Another successful trip was had to the Playhouse Lounge. When I was at the club last Friday, I promised one of the dancers that I would stop by on Monday and finally get some dances…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Club delivers again... Rosa

Stopped in Wednesday afternoon to check out the daytime squad. It was well worth the trip! They had a nice selection of women working, from girls in their mid to late 20's up…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Pricey, but had a great time

On my last trip to Vegas, stopped by Palomino with a group of about 8 guys. Called for the Limo from the club thinking we would get free admission if we took the limo. Only…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Almost a brothel

I went to this club about a year ago but things happened in this club that I remembered. I went there on a saturday afternoon around 4-5ish. I think you could buy drinks in a…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Wednesday night, 6 dancers

Stopped by at about midnight on a Wednesday night. Walked in, paid my $5 cover, $6.75 for a beer, and took a seat near the main stage. There were six dancers working, a blond who was…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Doesn't compete

Went to the newly rebranded "xcape" with two homies after grabbing a couple of beers beforehand. $20 cover and the layout is rather simple. Large open room with couches and tables all facing the back…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Stuck in the 70's

Stuck in the 70's is not really accurate. Not maintained, updated or improved since the 70's is a better description. I will say the place still draws a reasonable crowd. Although the…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Wednesday night, 5 dancers

I stopped by on a Wednesday night around 11:00. Paid my $5 cover, $6.75 for a beer, and took a seat at one of the tables near the stage. There were five dancers working three early…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Blush slipping?

Just a quick check-in on Blush, for anyone local or near-local. Stopped into this place consistently on weeknights the last month. Have to say that since all the drama earlier this year, it has gotten…

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What do strippers spend their money on?

All this talk of black Friday and holiday spending made me wonder how most strippers spend/waste their money. I know many of them do have real bills that take up most of their money. I am though, especially…

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Thanksgiving

I give thanks to Founder who makes it possible for us PL's to gather and discuss items and people of interest here. I give thanks to my parents who made me and to my…

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VinceMichaels is Gay!

LOL!

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

A wackos regular

Pretty much my go to spot in jacksonville as far as I can tell. Gold club used to be great until it burned down. The level of action you get is highly dependant on who…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Solid for a small club in a smaller city

I recently started traveling to Huntsville for work and had heard about the local club scene from some locals and also reading the reviews on here so decided to check them out . I got…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Great first time

Synn made for one hell of a first time for this strip club newbie. Paid my $20 cover and found a table close to the stage. The inside was cleaner than I expected (this is city…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

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Ambience and dancer hotness are definitely on the top of my requirements list when visiting any strip club, but just one dancer with a good attitude can make those requirements irrelevant. That is what happened…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

Great neighborhood hangout

I hadn't been in to Riverside since the bridge construction. My daytime visit had 2 dancers on duty and they couldn't have been less alike, other than they both were quite friendly. But…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

good bang for your buck

It was a great experience overall. I’m not a guy who is interested in 10/10, as I don’t expect that at most strip clubs. I walked in, paid cover, I think it was…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Sunday night after game

Been a while since Ive been to a club but im really glad i went. The women there were very attractive and there was a good mix for everyone's tastes. Everyone was extremely friendly…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Good visit

I am a fan of this club (as my many reviews imply). It can be a lot of fun, and there is no hustle for drinks, dances, etc. You can just sit, chill,…

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Sacramento clubs

What is the best club in sacramento for a good time

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Dreams about clubbing

We write plenty about dream strippers. But have you literally dreamt about a stripper or strip club? I have. Way back when I met one of my first favorite dancers, I got so turned on by her at the club…

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Who's watching MNF at a SC?

I'm at Tootsies Miami, they have a separate sportsbar section/room and usually play the game sound and have large projection TVs

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Why isn't there any "Most Reviews" listing under the top 40 list?

What clubs are the most popular among TUSCL reviewers?

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Offtopic, if you like reading about poor customer service and terrible reviews

I was thinking about writing a poor review for Centurylink, my local phone company dsl service which could not schedule my home internet tech to come out and fix my internet for an entire week. My service time was…

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New articles posted

Title says it all

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Raising The Bar...

Has hanging out with hot strippers and in general pay-for-play hotties changed your level of expectation for a random or regular civie hookup? I still have game to bed decent civie girls but I find myself subconciously raising the bar…

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OT: Five-Star Center Bol Bol, Son of Manute, Commits to Oregon

Oregon couldn’t reel in the No. 1 overall prospect in the class of 2018, R.J. Barrett, but it will sign the class’s top big man. Bol Bol announced on Monday that he will play for the Ducks in an article…

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Thank you TUSCL

Participating on this discussion board has greatly expanded my knowledge and expectations of what can be experienced in SCs. If I had to go back to my prior practices now, I think I would stop clubbing altogether. The…

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An OTC tale: patience wins the day

I've been seeing my SB pretty steady, and she's been hinting about getting another girl involved. We've been going to SCs as part of our dates, so when we've been propositioned by dancers for VIP she asked me what went…

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Strip club day before thanksgiving

Good idea or nah?

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VinceMichaels is a DickBreath Neanderthal Who Lied About Military Service and Wh

Title says it all!

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Shailynn: 10 Questions

1. You obviously travel a lot for work. What is your job? (You can be as vague and general as you want to protect your identity.) 2. What is your favorite strip club? Why? 3. Describe…

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Long Island Clubs

I am going to be stuck through this week end on Long Island (Kennedy Airport area) through Saturday AM. The reviews from the area are mostly not informative or old. I see many russian inhabited clubs that in my experience are…

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Info requested for Phoenix AZ visit

Making my annual business trip to Phoenix. Can anyone tell me if Ashley and Scarlett are still working at Eve’s Tease? I checked the reviews but nothing since July.

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ASHANTI TO CONCERT FANS Stop Throwing Money 'I'M NOT A F****** STRIPPER!'

I have to admit I don't know who Ashanti is. http://www.tmz.com/2017/11/19/ashanti-calls-out-concert-fans-throwing-money-stripper/

The Cost of Pussy (Married vs OTC)

To know the true comparison of the cost of pussy, you need a bit of my life history first. Marriage ain't cheap. At least for me it wasn't. Back in 1979 I was naive, and then, I got into 35 years of wedded bliss. Ha! I met her in church. I was looking for a wife to be in the will of God and of the church I attended. I was already in my late twenties and was getting desperate (I thought). She was very cute and attractive and a year younger than me. And a widow. Her husband had died in a private plane crash. From that marriage she had two beautiful and handsome young children. Seven and eight.…

How Nudism Helps Coping with Tough Times

I was having a rough time in my life after I separated from my wife five years ago. She essentially left me and took the kids after our once-blissful marriage turned into an acrimonious relationship for several years due mainly to meddling by family. I was miserable and in a rut. At age 50, I had no desire to seek another relationship only to be burned again. I was experiencing a volatile mix of emotions – sorrow, self-pity, deep regret, guilt and anger. There were many days when I questioned what I had to live for because I was so depressed. Seeing my kids on occasion was the only thing that kept me going. I started drinking again and that helped, though…

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Advice on possible performance problem

This is going to sound like bragging and to an extent it is. But there is a small problem as well. Tonight I am on a hunting trip and it just so happened that there was a strip…

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Miami Dolphins linebacker Rey Maualuga arrested after $40 dispute at E11ven

The story calls E11even a nightclub, but TUSCL says it's a strip club with nude dancers. Who should I believe? https://www.local10.com/sports/nfl/dolphins/miami-dolphins-linebacker-rey-maualuga-arrested http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article185428433.html

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TUCSON AZ STRIP CLUBS EDEN VS CURVES VS VENOM

Eden vs Curves vs Venom which will give me better bang for my buck. I'm going in to one of these with 300 bucks. If I need more let me know. Prices of VIP and Cabana Edens the only full nude but…

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Douchester for dicksucker of the century !!!

Ever watch a fag suck basketballs thru a garden hose. Douchester/txtittydumbass says it's super easy. I'll pass on getting AIDS from that fag

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Yelling at the TV

Did you ever see someone yelling at their football team while taking a piss?

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Hypothetical - You catch your 16 y/o banging his hot 22 y/o teacher?

Hypothetical - You catch your 16 y/o banging his hot 22 y/o teacher. Say he is junior in HS and the hot teacher is his math teacher. Would you report it to either the school or the…

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Bitcoin

Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 BTC > $8000

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Son charged in stabbing death of mother in Spring, deputies say

"Investigators said Tyler asked his mother for her car keys to leave the house, but when she refused, he grabbed a knife and stabbed her to death. Investigators said Tyler planned to empty her bank account and use the money…

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Nudity

And some say the US is regressive? I wonder how it really is in the countries that do not participate in the real world. http://www.atimes.com/article/lighter-softer-censorship-vietnam/

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I was doing something good . . .

and didn't even know it. I started doing some research on male ejaculation (trying to figure out why I sometimes have all the sensations of an orgasm but no ejaculation) and ran across this quote from a study: [T]he protective effect of…

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I'm Fucking Drunk

And it's only 4:21 pm Fuck all of you.

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Shit

I'm gonna shit on dukey boys head

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Aw this one is just too cute.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/11/17/married-teacher-and-jv-cheerleading-coach-23-arrested-for-sex-affair-with-teen-boy-student.html

Tijuana

Best days of week to visit Tijuana?

Wondering what are the best days of the week to visit Tijuana. Are Mon/Tues less crowded with the same number of chicas, or is selection also limited?

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Dancers knowing your name

I was out last night on a six-hour birthday binge of clubbing. Ran into an old flame who I hadn't seen in probably 10-15 years and she instantly remembered my name. I was quite impressed. Then it made me realize…

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Do you talk to other customers?

I know everyone is different. I know some people are social, very social even, butterflies if you will. Others pretty much keep to themselves. Some will be bothered by silence, especially while in a group, while for others, it's…

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Periodic Reminder that RickyBoy, Vinceygirl Michaels, and SJG are All Gay!

LOL!

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Does anyone know if Gold Club Chicago, or scores hire curvy black dancers ?

Hello all ;) I’m a curvy, chocolate, thick fit dancer. I don’t have the flattest tummy just yet, but I work out and I’m working on it. Can I wear certain bottoms to “hide” this while I’m working at it?…

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Family friend came into my club tonight.

And I still don't know who the hell the guy is. I imagine he either goes to the same church my folks go to, or plays music/works with my gramps. I'm talking to the manager casually, but I can see…

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Good News for everyone!

An Italian doctor says he can give me a head transplant... Do you think I can ne cured of shitting at McD's? https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2017/11/17/italian-doctor-says-worlds-first-human-head-transplant-imminent/847288001/

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Asian Fix - Shake It!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SQCPSwf0L4

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Best clubs for couples?

I'm looking for some advice on clubs that are couple friendly near Lexington, KY, Charleston, WV, Winston-Salem NC and surrounding areas. My wife and I like to go to strip clubs, but we have noticed that we don't get much…

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Changing messages under the Tuscl logo

I just opened up discussions and under the logo was a short sentence: “ She doesn’t really love you, but we do.” Thanks, I needed that. LOL.

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This is why I go......

Strip clubbing. Yesterday sucked. Someone I have known for 19 years, worked for for 15, vacationed with and golfed with maybe 350 times was waked yesterday. It was sad to see what pancreatic cancer can do to…

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A new strip club experience

This was a new one. At the club last night, a civilian female customer was flirting with me and invited me back to her hotel room. She was with another woman so I assume the offer was to…

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And the beat goes on...

Another teacher! http://www.ajc.com/news/oklahoma-teacher-accused-having-sex-with-underage-student/cy5ThlDK5MtBb6cDw8dF4O/

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Condoms for LD?

Suppose you are in a classier club and do not want a stain? Want to stay a while inside and not need to change shorts, or pay another fee to get back inside. Any preferences among pervs?

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Strip Clubs: The Last Bastion of the Bathroom Troll?

Was listening to the radio today as I was driving home and the two radio hosts were talking about bathroom attendants and if they could recall seeing any in bathrooms recently and if bathroom attendants are even around anymore. They…

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Licking Ass Cracks After People Have Taken Massive Shits is VinceyGirl Michaels

So if you ever take a massive shit at McD's in Detroit and they are out of toilet paper, you can either call up the manager to get some more. Or you can call VinceyGirl's rolling service to get vincegirl…

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Married high school teacher, 22, who appeared in a TV news segment about her job

Teacher, leave them kids alone! Send your nudes to me! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5090543/Married-teacher-sex-teen-sent-nude-photos.html

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Girls night out in Dallas

My wife and some of her friends are talking about driving to Dallas for a girls weekend. They are going to hit Tallywackers then she wants to go to a nude club. She loves the view from pervert row in…

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Lotion/ Lube

What kind of lotion or lube do you use while jacking off and pleasuring yourself? I use Vasalene Intensive Carewith cucumber scent.

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There's more than one Sleepy Time Rapist

Sure we have Sleepy_Time_Guy but the Senate has this bad actor: https://twitter.com/LeeannTweeden/status/931176738586890241?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2017%2F11%2F16%2Fus%2Fpolitics%2Fal-franken-sexual-harassment-groping-forcible-kissing.html

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What would you do

Slow weeknight at Desires, with slim pickings. There is a dancer with whom I have done topless dancers and she is aggressive, full contact so I am positive she has a menu, even though on…

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The hot civvie in the club

What do you tend to think of this? My favorite is the wannabe stripper (although i very rarely ever do see them actually become strippers at that club) who actually ends up getting naked or mostly naked on the…

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The back end of the "turning her out" cycle

There are few things more fun to me than having a hot ass girl who initially refuses to go OTC finally relent and join me at my hotel. Some of the hottest women I have ever banged OTC took…

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Beyonce’s Shocking ‘Escort’ Secret Exposed! Devious Dad Has Love Child With Stri

"A court-ordered DNA test showed with 99.9 percent certainty the seven-year-old Texas girl named Koi is the love child daughter of Beyoncé’s dad, Mathew Knowles, and TaQoya Branscomb, 33, a former stripper." Is there a better stripper name than TaQoya? http://radaronline.com/videos/beyonce-secret-sister-prostitute-scandal/

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Man leaves children in car in strip club parking lot

Father of the year. http://www.nbc-2.com/story/36856812/man-leaves-children-in-car-in-strip-club-parking-lot

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Getting To Know Non-Dancing Staff At The SC

Yes, I know we're all there to see the dancers and get to know them as intimately as possible. However, I think the experience can be helped by getting to know the bouncers, waitstaff (if your establishment serves booze),…