If you HAVE to go in DC...

This one isn't bad. Better than Good Guys, not as good as Camelot. Mostly vibe. One 10, lots of 7-9s. No touching, no lapdances. Dollar parade. Pricey drinks. They put in an upstairs which I haven't seen. This is a decent place to hang out and have a conversation, but nothing else happens here. Tip your dollars, sip your drink, talk to a stripper, that's about it. They'll try to upsell you on upstairs, which given D.C. law I don't even understand what could possibly be enticing about that.

If you have the opportunity, don't go to a club in the D.C. area. Go to Bmore, WVA, anywhere down south, PA, etc etc etc. this is a geographic dead zone.