Honestly thinking if a hoe wants me to be her man...she needs to up front hand me five thousand then everything after that...then I'll move her in with me
Honestly thinking if a hoe wants me to be her man...she needs to up front hand me five thousand then everything after that...then I'll move her in with me
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Allowing clients to keep spending money once they are passed the drinking limit ? I've seen this in both worlds when a club will serve someone drinks until they are smashed then cut them off from drinking but then will allow…
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Lost a 10k pot playing deep 2/5 poker last night... I misread my hand for the first time ever... I've seen old ass men do this and found it funny... Well I didn't have a straight and I was convinced…
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Yep shot costed daddy a fortune but I'm spending as quick as sleepy Joe and this new socialism country and print it 😂 Had 1 sucking my dick... 1 sucking my nuts... One Frenchie puppies my face with her pussy Kitt And…
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Been venturing outside the club recently and started enjoying these girls on a bed rather than a dingy, wore down, uncomfortable bench seat. Yes it’s taken me some time to be able to find the girls willing and also their…
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@apieceofsausage you astutely pointed out that @Skifredo’s 36 years of marriage can’t be that good because he posts on here obsessively about being a demented strip club hound. I don’t know how much you know about Fredo, but what you must…
I know this is AI, but damn, I wish I was Aquaman! Smash, or pass?
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Do you have enough room for the both of you in that little van you live in ? ;)
That why I'm asking for five grand...I can buy a trailer LMFAO
A double wide ?
You got to learn how to treat your bitches.
A fair fee?
Six pack of coke.
You can keep the can deposit.
This reverse logic is brilliant! A hoe chooses you - and you charge her for the privilege of your companionship and sex! I’m learning so much!
Something tells me she can get off a lot easier than $5k. I’m guessing a plate of nachos and a six pack of Mikes Hard Lemonade will seal the deal.
^^^ did I read that right? You want to be juices girl?
You lost your dam mind jackie
LMFAO
Of all the fucked up shit on this board - the idea of Juice being some sort of high priced male escort - might be some of the most fucked up yet!
Will your team be mobile, like SJG’s mythical van whores? Kind of a hoe train of trailers tho?
LMFAO
No way. Juice wouldn’t come home w out a bottle of wine for me. ❤️
Haha!
LMFAO
Even with four lokos and all of coke can I can take, some things are better left to fantasy.
Amen sister
Juice did you start a new school up? Found this before finding this site. home.tusculum.edu
It's not even called juicepimp university. I can imagine the curriculum for a young girl enrolling might be a pole dancing, pole climbing, stripper 101, customer service, managing finances, support group resource for soon to be single mothers, and how to satisfy juice. Then more advanced courses later on. Like how to get guys to pay big bucks while claiming, I only do this with you, you're so big, I want you to come visit me, I'm lonely. I need some money to pay rent, etc, etc.
LMFAO
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