If a hoe choooses me...whats a fair fee to chsrge her to join my team ?

33 comments

• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  You lost me at the hoe choosing you part. Does not compute.
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  Do you have enough room for the both of you in that little van you live in ? ;)
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  That why I'm asking for five grand...I can buy a trailer LMFAO
• twentyfive

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  7 years ago

  A double wide ?
• jackslash

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  7 years ago

  You got to learn how to treat your bitches.
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImYci3uW…
• warhawks

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  7 years ago

  A fair fee?
  
  Six pack of coke.
  
  You can keep the can deposit.
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  This reverse logic is brilliant! A hoe chooses you - and you charge her for the privilege of your companionship and sex! I’m learning so much!
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  A trailer trash hoe willfully choosing juicebox would give him a lifetime of pegging with a bottle of Four Loko. Cap still on, too.
  
  Take it or leave it, juiceman. Otherwise this thread makes no sense.
• shailynn

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  7 years ago

  Something tells me she can get off a lot easier than $5k. I’m guessing a plate of nachos and a six pack of Mikes Hard Lemonade will seal the deal.
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  C'mon shailynn that's still too easy. Besides, she would never survive his nasty nachos farts.
  
  One Cheeto and that's my final offer, juiceboy.
• MackTruck

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  7 years ago

  ^^^ did I read that right? You want to be juices girl?
• MackTruck

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  7 years ago

  You lost your dam mind jackie
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  LOL MackTruck are you high on shit or something? juice is always the girl in any relationship. I was offering an answer to his question about a fee.
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  LMFAO
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  Laugh your fat ass off on that Cheeto, bitch!
• Cashman1234

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  7 years ago

  Of all the fucked up shit on this board - the idea of Juice being some sort of high priced male escort - might be some of the most fucked up yet!
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  Will your team be mobile, like SJG’s mythical van whores? Kind of a hoe train of trailers tho?
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  Juicebox be wanting a stable hoes to run a peg train on his ass.
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  LMFAO
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  Juice's fantasy about Bj99...
  
  https://youtu.be/ya2Sx8xmMpc
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  https://youtu.be/oIltOX2r_1E
  
  ...continuation of said fantasy.
  
  
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  No way. Juice wouldn’t come home w out a bottle of wine for me. ❤️
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  ^ That's your fantasy. In his, it's a bottle of Four Loko.
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  Haha!
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  LMFAO
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  @Bj99, so...is it worth one Cheeto to live in a trailer, eat nachos and drink Four Lokos on party night, and peg juicebox for the rest of your life? (Reach arounds would be totally optional.)
• Bj99

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  7 years ago

  Even with four lokos and all of coke can I can take, some things are better left to fantasy.
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  LMFAO
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  Amen sister
• SirLapdancealot

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  7 years ago

  @juicebox while we are talking fantasy, how much tip do you give Bj99 if one day you are at her club and she's on stage?
• orionsmith

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  7 years ago

  Juice did you start a new school up?
  Found this before finding this site.
  https://home.tusculum.edu
  
• orionsmith

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  7 years ago

  It's not even called juicepimp university.
  I can imagine the curriculum for a young girl enrolling might be a pole dancing, pole climbing, stripper 101, customer service, managing finances, support group resource for soon to be single mothers, and how to satisfy juice. Then more advanced courses later on. Like how to get guys to pay big bucks while claiming, I only do this with you, you're so big, I want you to come visit me, I'm lonely. I need some money to pay rent, etc, etc.
• JuiceBox69

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  7 years ago

  LMFAO