Honestly thinking if a hoe wants me to be her man...she needs to up front hand me five thousand then everything after that...then I'll move her in with me
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If a hoe choooses me...whats a fair fee to chsrge her to join my team ?
Jan 19, 2018, 2:53 PM
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Do you have enough room for the both of you in that little van you live in ? ;)
That why I'm asking for five grand...I can buy a trailer LMFAO
A double wide ?
You got to learn how to treat your bitches.
A fair fee?
Six pack of coke.
You can keep the can deposit.
This reverse logic is brilliant! A hoe chooses you - and you charge her for the privilege of your companionship and sex! I’m learning so much!
A trailer trash hoe willfully choosing juicebox would give him a lifetime of pegging with a bottle of Four Loko. Cap still on, too.
Take it or leave it, juiceman. Otherwise this thread makes no sense.
Something tells me she can get off a lot easier than $5k. I’m guessing a plate of nachos and a six pack of Mikes Hard Lemonade will seal the deal.
C'mon shailynn that's still too easy. Besides, she would never survive his nasty nachos farts.
One Cheeto and that's my final offer, juiceboy.
^^^ did I read that right? You want to be juices girl?
You lost your dam mind jackie
LOL MackTruck are you high on shit or something? juice is always the girl in any relationship. I was offering an answer to his question about a fee.
LMFAO
Laugh your fat ass off on that Cheeto, bitch!
Of all the fucked up shit on this board - the idea of Juice being some sort of high priced male escort - might be some of the most fucked up yet!
Will your team be mobile, like SJG’s mythical van whores? Kind of a hoe train of trailers tho?
Juicebox be wanting a stable hoes to run a peg train on his ass.
LMFAO
Juice's fantasy about Bj99...
...continuation of said fantasy.
No way. Juice wouldn’t come home w out a bottle of wine for me. ❤️
^ That's your fantasy. In his, it's a bottle of Four Loko.
Haha!
LMFAO
@Bj99, so...is it worth one Cheeto to live in a trailer, eat nachos and drink Four Lokos on party night, and peg juicebox for the rest of your life? (Reach arounds would be totally optional.)
Even with four lokos and all of coke can I can take, some things are better left to fantasy.
LMFAO
Amen sister
@juicebox while we are talking fantasy, how much tip do you give Bj99 if one day you are at her club and she's on stage?
Juice did you start a new school up? Found this before finding this site. home.tusculum.edu
It's not even called juicepimp university. I can imagine the curriculum for a young girl enrolling might be a pole dancing, pole climbing, stripper 101, customer service, managing finances, support group resource for soon to be single mothers, and how to satisfy juice. Then more advanced courses later on. Like how to get guys to pay big bucks while claiming, I only do this with you, you're so big, I want you to come visit me, I'm lonely. I need some money to pay rent, etc, etc.
LMFAO
You lost me at the hoe choosing you part. Does not compute.