Deal or no deal - $1600 for 4 hours of GFE in VIP w/ no sex
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
"... I love this place, I never thought I'd be a regular, but I'm totally a regular now. I go on my regular night, get my regular girl and hit the CR for a regular amount of time. She got them to give me a VIP card, so I can sit upstairs now and I don't get hit up by the normal dancers that are walking around.
My regular girl is such a sweetheart, and I drop a lot of money on her, but screw it, I make a lot of money and this is a more entertaining way to spend it than I've been doing in the past.
When I get to VIP, they ask me if I want any particular girl, and I'll request my favorite, she joins me, talks to me for an hour or so before we head back to the CR, where she works pretty hard to make me happy. I'm not into anything dirty, or anything weird, I just like her grinding on me and talking to me, I like feeling how soft her body is. It's all part of the fantasy. I love listening to her talk shit about the other girls, or drunk douchebags. She probably talks shit about me once I leave, and I'm good with that. When I'm there, she treats me like a king.
I've seen some other reviews that don't like the valet parking, you can park on the street, and walk a little bit to bypass that, but it's $5, so not going to bankrupt any of us. I also saw a review about no black girls. I've definitely seen black girls before. The girls work their own schedules so if no black girls are there on a particular night, that's their choice, not because anyone at the club is raciest.
Before I'd go to VIP, if I sat near the stage, I'd usually have a waitress approach me in just a few minutes for a drink, and typically have a girl approach me before my first beer arrived. Some girls are more popular than others, so it can be hard to find your favorite of the night alone, but if you ask a bouncer they can put a call in, saying someone is requesting them. But you better have some money to spend on miss popular otherwise they'll bitch about you to the rest of the girls and you won't get a girl the rest of the night.
Now that I'm a VIP, I have a waitress come up to me less than a minute after sitting down, and a beer in my hand in less than 2.
I've heard the food is pretty good, though I've never tried it. VIP bathroom doesn't have the attendant, which no one is ever a fan of.
Lap dances are $20 for topless, $30 for nude, Tuesday is $10 topless, $20 for nude. I think the girls have some control over the price of the CR, except the bar tab. Bar tab is $75 for 15 minutes, $150 for 30 minutes and $250 for an hour, $500 for 2. You can use a credit card on the bar tab and there is no additional fees. If you use a CC on the girl, they mark it up, so I usually bring cash. My girl has charged me $900 total for hour, and $1600 total for 2, never went more than 2 with her yet. Often when we finish, she'll sit and talk to me for another hour. So yeah, I'm dropping $1600, but I take up about 4 hours of this hotties night, she's getting $1100 of that $1600, which she has to give a portion back to the bouncers. So say she walks away with a grand, that's only $250 per hour she's making on me. Much more than my hourly rate, but I do it in an office with my clothes on. Still though, at the end of the night, I leave happy, and she leaves a grand richer which I'm sure makes her happy.
There are rules at this place, and cameras in each of the rooms, I haven't requested anything off limits, but I'm pretty sure she wouldn't do anything that makes her lose her job, or that makes her uncomfortable. She's told me stories about what some people have tried to do and maybe some girls are cool with it, but not my favorite, which I think is why I like her so much. ..."
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1) makes good $$$ and thus does not sweat too-much dropping that kinda coin for mere companionship (seems like a lot of people make good $$$ in Chicago)
2) Safe to assume he's not too an experienced SCer to know he can get more w/ le$$ in strip-clubs
3) seems to really need the attention/companionship this dancer gives him - seems he's been thirsty a long time and now his thirst is being quenched
And I had a true GFE
That said:
1. You can usually sit in the VIP upstairs area at Polekatz if you dress nicely, are well-spoken and come solo. No card needed.
2. If you're in that area, waitresses find you quickly, as do either dancers or hosts to ask if you have a type of dancer you like.
3. While there's an expectation you'll eventually spend some money if you're up there, dancers will take the time to just sit with you and get to know you, and if that's what you're looking for, you can get it without necessarily going to a room but just by paying for a few dances. If you're the least bit engaging, dancers will enjoy your company. I find that just buying a drink for a dancer often gets 15-30 min. of her time, while letting her go after a dance or two "so she can go make more money" is usually a nice enough gesture to earn even more time my next club visit.
My typical Polekatz visit runs $125-$300, median $250 or so, with cover and drinks. They have some great hotties, though I was a little underwhelmed my last visit. Some fun can occur in rooms, but not much.
So OP story is not surprising. Some don't want sex since rules are rules. He just wants super hotties company for hours.
May be he want to do all of that in privacy or he fantasizes to be with her alone. People have their own fantacies.
This sounds like the GFNPO experience to me. "Girl Friend Not Putting Out".
If you are really that hot and pretty you can easily make $1000 in 2 or 3 hours in our area clubs without allowing anything except touching above the waist.
BTW, that's a compliment.
But, to be fair, I did spend $1200 once for 3 hours in VIP with 2 CFs that did include ejaculation services, but not the best possible kind. That night, and one of the CFs going all GPS on me when we tried to set up OTC, was the triggering event that got me thinking "there has to be a better way to do this".
Of course, they may fall in love and live happily ever after. That seems pretty common with girls you meet at the club.
I’m trying to be a better man - and it’s really painful! Spending $1600 and not getting pussy? It makes my balls and my wallet hurt!!!
If a fave of mine had one of the customers I'd be happy to delay the OTC til he'd gone.
There we have it folks! Proof that it IS possible to learn _not_ to tell other people they are having fun wrong. If only everyone could learn that lesson and "refrain from saying".
Don't listen to what is being promised, look at the makeout session which should be taking place.
From there it goes to back rooms and to your own bed.
SJG
Reasons to comment:
1) by most if not all metrics, the guy overpaid big-time - pointing this out may help the person know there's a better way (although it appears he's aware he's over-paying but doesn't care which is fair-enough)
2) TUSCL/reviews are about sharing info - counter-balancing what this guy posted helps out the newbs and lurkers
3) too many dudes over-paying is actually counter-productive to the PL-masses - again his right to over-pay but the more this happens the more it can make the costs go up for everyone else
I think SJG might enjoy having a woman act dependent. I can’t speak for him - but that sounds right up his alley (or so to speak)...
Like cashman, these happy PL stories feel like someone is scratching nails on a chalkboard. Hurts.