Talked an SA chick to stay at a hotel with me

You are a bad bad bad man ;)

Yes, Boris. Moose and squirrel come after you soon!

Motel 6 is the 5-star hotel of North Carolina.

Juice for the win. How was the morning sex? Is the hotel going to give you a late check out? Heck, you may get lunch sex out of this too before risking the roads.

Just tell her you have to wait for someone to bring you gas anyways, so she might as well stay with you and indulge in the free breakfast of expired milk, stale corn flakes and semi hard cinnamon rolls.

I hope you washed your ass cheeks before she rimmed your ass!

Never eat a McRib before a run job!

You sly dog... jackie for the win!

Got what I hoped would happen...paid for day one but day two is free...she just happy to be safe, warm, feed and fucked

That’s great! So - did you hire a male escort to come over to fuck her? Lol!

LMFAO

Lol. Good one Cashman.

Slam dunked that faggity juice boy! (For those of you who miss Dougster).

LMFAO

@juice "paid for day one but day two is free"

C'mon man, you gotta take care of the girl. At least a little something extra to help her get over the trauma that Coke can of a dick is going to cause. #vaginalTearing

$500 to her...two nights in a nice hotel, free food...it's enough....bitch is solid

Hmmmmm. I'm hearing wedding bells...... ;-D