Mr. Happy's Cafe
103 Homer St Waterbury, CT 06704

Another Waste of Time

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GekiMan
Jan 19, 2018, 6:24 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Headed up there for the first time in a long time since I didn't feel like driving all the to Bridgeport and Happys is relatively close to where I live. No cover because there was only one girl working. This was at 930pm.That should have been my first warning that I should have tried another club. Was told two more were on the way so I stuck around. They were not worth the wait. All 3 dancer's were quite old. One of them, a blonde with tattoos, had a fantastic looking ass and legs but the rest of her was saggy and flat out hurt. Sad to say that she was the best of the bunch. Ugh.

I don't go to clubs to spend time with women as old as I am. I'm looking to waste money on a cute young lady with a nice body that will pretend she finds my boring stories interesting. Is that too much to ask for $25 a pop? Apparently it is at this joint.

Incredibly disappointing evening.

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