Best free advice about strippers

Good advice. LOL

Negotiate before you go in the back.

This is true!

Good advice, but TUSCL is full of better advice.

Never prepay, never fall in love with a stripper, never open a tab with a credit card at a strip club, never trust anything a stripper says, always negotiate specifics before going to vip.

Oh, and never trust a stand up comedian when they say there is no sex in the champagne room.