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Dancers sending you pics

Is it just me, or is it pretty common for dancers to send you sexy pics of themselves (at least when you ask them)? All the strippers I’ve asked for pics except for one sent me pics. Keep in mind I…

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Are strip clubs making us premature ejaculate ?

Think about it. Everything about what we are trying to get at a strip club is timed. 15 or 30 minute VIP rooms. Or even when you are getting lap dances, you are financially rewarded…

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Would you fuck this face hole ?

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Will cunnilingus change her mind?

So I've been getting decent dances from a "9" in my eyes for about 4 months but she won't do VIP because she won't do extras. She has finally agreed to do a VIP but made it clear that…

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How to tell the difference between a thirty year old lady and a fouteen year old

Now that I'm only fucking with thirty year old ladies to be safe from underage girls...a fear struck me out of Rim sleep....how do I protect myself from teenage boys posting as thirty year old ladies ?

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Not Bad, Midwest Milage

Came in on a cold winter's night for a warm up, and didn't hate the experience ... but probably would rather spend my days in warmer weather clubs. The place was quiet for high…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Slow night, but I was impressed

Got there on Tuesday, bouncer said it was their slowest night, but I took a $10 chance. Good selection of girls, white, black, and Latinos. Didn’t see any Asians, but that was fine for me.…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Awesome experience!

I went with my GF for her birthday and had an awesome time! The area and parking was plenty and didn't feel shady at all. We started upstairs in the cigar lounge. Danni and everyone…

Penthouse Club Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Please Please take you clothes off! What's the Point?

Valet parking is mandatory. Cover was $10, great food and awesome bar staff. I noticed 3 dancers sitting at the bar on their phones. All dancer rotated on stage for 3 song sets, only one…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Always Trust the Truckers

Stopped in on a cold winter night to see if I can't get a warm up. The place was just up the street from my hotel, so I chose it more for convenience than…

7th Heaven

White Haven, Pennsylvania

bachelor party

Came here after a night at the casino for a weekend bachelor party in the Poconos. The place looks pretty grungy from the outside, though inside was definitely better albeit outdated. There were two stages,…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Couples friendly

My husband and I have been to spankys just few times, both alone and with other couples. It’s a smaller club, has two poles, a private room for what looks like parties, and a…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Mt Hope, West Virginia

Fun club, great dancers

I spent most of my time with Essence, including a VIP dance and a few lap dances. A couple girls had attitudes and the people running the place were kinda shitty to the girls, but…

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Not Going Back Probably...

I think I may have made the wrong choice when I stopped in here recently. I walked in around 9pm on a Tuesday, there was only a handful of people here - what looked like…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Back in Fort Wayne on business

I've been to this club many times. Nothing changes except for the dancer lineup. Some of the best private dance girls seem to have moved on. And I don't think as many…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Still A Fan

Scores has settled back into being my favorite stop on the club tour. It has just the right balance of a number of factors. Went on a Saturday. Got in around 10:45 p.m. or so.…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Review

Evening out, club filled with overweight dances. Saw a girl named Gia who said she was new to the club. Brunette, wide ass, full of tattoos all over including front torso. Tanned skin. Not the…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Getting better

This place is in a good cycle right now. About half the girls doing extras and much better lookers than the BP. Saw the following dancers: Camilla (aging Brazilian with killer bod), Rayne (decently attractive but…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Ok visited. Spoiled by the door guy

Visited as I was in the area running a errand. Got my expensive water and watched the show. Was looking for Gigi or Melonie. Both were absent. Haven’t seen Storm either here in some time.…

Lux Views

Wilder, Kentucky

Just like betting on Red or Black

This place is 100% hole in the wall, but I tend to like places like this. Some times you find a diamond in the rough.....so we left the casino around 11:30pm and Uber it…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Better Than Expected

I hadn't been here in quite a while. Curves usually seems to have the best dancer quality, and I usually have considered RR a "stop by if I'm in the general area" kind of place. This…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Still the Best Club in the Tampa area

Great location and secure parking. $20 cover with zero hassle to buy drinks. The girls are everywhere. Sometimes 3-4 on stage at a time. If you like to look at beautiful naked women close and…

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Wasted visit

Neighbourhood The club is located on Harry Hines Blvd in Dallas. It is located to the west of the HH and between Perth and Andjon. There is a little alley to the right of the club…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Ok Visit

I am in town about once or twice a month every 1 to 3 months for work and I keep giving this place a chance every time I’m in town. They never fail to…

Jungle Jims

Bangkok, Thailand

Yellow Fever

Jungle Jim's is a small old skool girly bar that looks like it's been around since the days when American GI's came to Bangkok for R&R during the Vietnam War. And some of it's dames…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

This paradise will never get old

So I'm standing there, in front of a beautiful, young and naked Mexican gal covered in shaving cream with her legs spread on a stage. I'm playing with her pussy for a dollar while she's…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Enjoyed it!

I arrived around 930pm, which was a little later than I wanted, but things happen. There was already a line when I got there (damn!). Paid 20 for valet. It was cold as fuck, about…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Perviously Employed bouncer

**Beware all who seek employment here*** the manger named Andy is a crook and has zero regard for his owe employees well being and will fire you without good reason. The lead bouncer named Jerry…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Slow day

Had the opportunity to stop in the new Dollhouse recently (how long will it be new?). It was a weekday afternoon and things were SLOW. There were just a few dancers. They'd make their rounds…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Stage shows make this trip worth it

There's a lot of clubs in SF to choose from, but I think CH is the only one going back to, maybe O'Farrell's Theatre too but that one's a bit pricier. Anyways, the long…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Not bad

I rolled into Wax around 1-130am, Saturday night. The club looked its usual inside. Most of the girls in the 5-7 range, with a few above that. I locked eyes with a dark, voluptuous beauty…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Hit or miss

Like other reviews, this place can be really good or really bad. Last time I went it was really good. Met a tall slender AA with real nice tits and tight ass.…

Club Boom Boom

Akron, Ohio

Cool place

So me and a friend decided to check the place out on a Friday evening, when we approached the place I seen that it was the old Tai restaurant turned into a strip joint..So I…

Club Boom Boom

Akron, Ohio

Cool place

So me and a friend decided to check the place out on a Friday evening, when we approached the place I seen that it was the old Tai restaurant turned into a strip joint..So I…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Went for game 2 of football semis

The ESPN feed in my hotel went out between games. It is New Years day and sports bars are mainly full. So being the PL I am with a addiction to college football, I decided…

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What was she thinking?

Was at a high-end topless club last night that I don't go to very often. My strategy was to sample a lot of dancers to hone in on a few favorites to focus on in future visits. One young filly…

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Paying a dancer to feed me food and dick

I wonder what it might cost to get a dancer to feed me my favorite food then stuff my ass with a twelve inch dildo

First (and Last) Tijuana Street Girl

Been to Tijuana multiple times, but since I am not a wham-bam type of guy, I looked, but did not take up any street girls…until December 30. Picked out a cute girl that stood near the entrance to Hong Kong. I had seen her several times before and by the time I got up the nerve to give her a try, it was cold, dark, and she had been standing her post for several hours. I thought she would appreciate being chosen from the 40-or-so others in the alley. I approached and she was very direct. “Sex for $20.” I had not even asked her name. The first flag should have been her telling me her price in dollars. Almost everything…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

When in Montreal

I was in Montreal for the Bruins game and had to make a visit to the world renowned Chez Paree. There seemed to be about 35 dancers working on my visit and of the 35…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

A Good Time at Cheerleaders

I made the 45min trek to Cheerleaders NJ, and I honestly came away I'll impressed. The club was dimly lit and cozy. Nevertheless, the dancers were very attractive and friendly. The music was loud and…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

Yes

Stopped in at about 4:00 on a Tuesday afternoon. It’s not the best strip club I have ever been in, but I would definitely recommend it if you are in the area. It’s on the…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Place is hit or miss.

I hit this place from time to time. Good if you want to shoot some pool and drink a few beers late at night. In terms of crowd totally unpredictable. Monday nights can…

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Desire and sex

What medication helps with sexual desire Is it possible to have so much pussy you loose interest ? The lack of sexual desire is an old farts issue right ?

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Not pushy

The girls are better than some other places I’ve been. Most of them need to choose better music for their stage time. When working the floor they will ask if you want a dance or…

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Strip clubs a waste of money

Title says it all...SA and other online platforms is the future

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Am i getting old ?

The last time I tried to lay into some pussy Hard my sides started hurting and I felt like I was going to puke....sex felt like a marathon or a hundred meter sprint lol At the end my dick went limp…

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Food over pussy

Is this an old guy issue or just a fat guy issue ? Along a similar conversation is...as a young man I enjoyed going without a lot o things and even comforts just to get a hot piece of ass...now I'd…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Great Club

I went on a Thursday night because I find that it has a lot of dancers and energy, but not so crowded that you feel boxed in the whole night. The wait staff is…

Stringfellows

London, England

Interesting and Expensive

On a business trip to jolly ole England' I had never been to a strip club here; to be open I typically like big booty strip clubs in the hood. So I roll up about…

Spearmint Rhino

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Into the fog……

Noticed that this place was opening and wanted to wait a while before venturing in for the first time. Usually the first few weeks are always filled with ladies from out of town brought…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Solid club

This is an upscale club, not an urban club so expect to spend money. The girls are great and willing to join you and get to know you. The lap dances are good but I…

Quality Entertainment

Durham, North Carolina

Relaxation Reached

First time to this location and they were very receptive to filling me in with the details. The location of this building would make it difficult to miss. The parking lot is private and offers plenty…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

BEWARE THE COUNTERFEIT $20 SCHEME

I was there on a normal visit with not much to add that other reviewers haven't mentioned except for: COUNTERFEIT $20 SCHEME: So before I went I stopped at an Atm to pickup my budget for the…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Good place, pasties take it down a notch

Walked in and paid my $10 cover, pretty reasonable. To get the other details out of the way, dances are the normal $20 that I see in most Texas clubs and YMMV between girls…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Downstairs visit

I walked in around 11:00PM and there were about 7 girls there - Cola, Kandi, Vixen, and Dawn to name a few. Anyway you go either upstairs or downstairs. The girls were all…

Expressions II

Tiffin, Ohio

1st Visit here in a long while

The Club is pretty spacious inside But it is a BYOB club, they do sell bottled water and soda. Maybe even energy drinks like red bull althought i didn't ask about the latter. If you…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

This place makes me feel like...

This place makes me feel like I entered Cheers but with scantily clad women I've been there so many times that I feel like a part of the family there. It is very comfortable and…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

One Hot Summer

So it was snowing and icing and the temperature was plummeting. I’d just finished up with my work visit to Lumbus and I had my usual late flight. I stumbled in around 4…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Meh

I’m sure that everyone is used to the set up here so I won’t go back into it. Having said that it has been a while since I had been at Blush and the…

Anthony's

South Hadley, Massachusetts

Stopped in the other night.

I stopped in the other night to hang out and check out what was on the menu. I saw one girl named Kimmie, Latina, thin build and very attractive. We spoke for a bit and…

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Atlanta 2AMer.

A man said he was shot and chased by four men in an Atlanta strip club early Friday. After hearing gunfire shortly after 1 a.m., an officer on patrol found Martinez Antwan Arnold outside the Greyhound station on Forsyth Street, according…

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New Taglines

Any ideas for new taglines to add to the rotation. I'll start with one. "Vincemichaels is a pedophile, but we can't get him to leave."

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Anything is possible, but I smell bullshit

From a recent review of Scarlett's in Hallandale (near Miami): "... Drugged, money stolen, and professionally scammed. The entire internet will know about this place and every place managed by them. Never have I encountered something like this, Scarlett's pull cons…

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I'm Going to Go OFF!

DAMMIT JIM! I just read a bad review about my favorite club. I get it it's not for everyone. I get it it's small and they aren't as popular as the other 2 in the area. I get that all the…

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Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

BETTER THAN MY LAST VISIT

My last review of this club said that I was disappointed (mainly because it was so quiet and there were few girls in). I went again this week arriving just before midnight. Some of the…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I Brake for Strip Clubs

About a month ago I took a trip down US 19 in Pasco and stopped at every SC from ICON down to highway 60 where I turned left and went to Scarlet’s, my go-to club.…

San Antonio Men's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Nice Way To Spend An Evening

I was in town for a conference and headed out to see what SA had to offer. Reviews of the Mens Club led me there. It is a ways from downtown San Antonio, but wasn't…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Too many rookies

I've been frequenting this club for 15 or 20 years, but Tuesday was likely my last visit. The best thing about that evening was the BLT. There was no shortage of pretty young girls (with…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Fun, but a budget buster

Paper Moon Springfield is a very upscale club. It has both good and bad facets. First the bad: This place is a money mill! Cover was $12 at the door. I also left a…

Nikita's Gentlemen's Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Quick Visit

I was in the area early afternoon a few weeks back with some time to spare so decided to make the stop since it had been a while. It was around 12:30 or so, so…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Consistency

I’ve been to this club several times, each visit separated by several months, and the experience is consistent, in a good way. The club presents ample, safe parking, a pretty expansive seating area, reasonably-priced drinks,…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Never a bad night.

Cheerleaders is a reliable middle ground in the world of Philadelphia gentlemen's clubs. Not ostentatiously glamorous, but not obscenely seedy either. Dancers range in looks, and I'd say the majority are pleasant to look at.…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

bottoms up

ok.. out of all the clubs ive been to in irvington this is my favorite ..no cover.. the girls are friendly ,// mix of girls, spanish, black, white, eastern european ... there is a parking…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Strange Atmosphere

The inside of the club is fairly run down with a center stage on the far right wall and it seemed to be a second thought to most of the dancers. Most of the…

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Bye Bye Bye

Hey TUSCL come on I trolled you endlessly But it's vincemichaels or me So now it's time to leave and make it alone Don't really want to make it tough I just want to tell you that I've had enough It might sound crazy but it…

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Attitude improvement

As most of you knoe I had a CF who raised her OTC price to 1k. I have not seen her for about 2 months. Got a text from her before Christmas telling me how she really needed me…

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Ran out of Gas

D.O.T. gave me enough to get to the next exit..pocket was full of blue hundreds Why was I so dumb

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Tampa office makes me feel like I'm still in Orlando

I'm working out of our Tampa satellite office today. I went to get coffee and all they had was decaf. WTF!!! Coffee without caffeine is like a dance without contact.

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Yes... some of you are hot.

During my time dancing i have had some pretty hot customers. Its important to realized dancers are still girls... humans.... so if your sexy then obviously we will think your sexy. Each dancer is different just as each customer is.…

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Still flawless

Elizabeth Hurley. 52 years old, looking better in a bikini than many of the strippers we see, still with porcelain skin. Talk about winning the genetic lottery jackpot. https://www.instagram.com/p/BdpyXpxgHd4/

The Granville Strip

Vancouver, British Columbia

Ok Evening

Was in Vancouver and decided to check this place on Granville Street. I think the cover was about $20 canadian. There were about 15 customers all seated and watching the stage which had a very…

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Ready for a good time

I visit this place fairly often but haven’t been in a while so I made the trip. The parking lot had about 5 cars in it which isn’t a good sign cause 2 are bartender…

Too Much Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Gary, Indiana

Same old same

I decided to go after midnight because it was something I've never done and they also say its when the place is most live. It looked like it was going to be plenty people based…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

nice return visit

I hadn't been toTeasers for many years. Had an hour to kill, and thought, why not? It is definitely upscale for the area. Two stages (though only one being used). About 8…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

back to the glory days? good time was had

I'm shocked to say this, but things have changed for the better at this club, and had a great time on my last visit here. Last time I visited this club, I actually left without…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Thursday Night pretty good

Came here on a Thursday night and had a decent time. Parking lot was half full, there was a $10 cover which was fine. The interior wasn't too bad, small with a sports bar vibe.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Drugged, money stolen, and professionally scammed.

Drugged, money stolen, and professionally scammed. The entire internet will know about this place and every place managed by them. Never have I encountered something like this, Scarlett's pull cons that Eastern European clubs try…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Crazy night before new year

Went to Tampa for the new year and my friend wanted to see the famous Mons so I took him. When we got there, we saw a line there. This was the first time I…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

After a crappy visit to DC, this was a great time!

I've written reviews about the Hustler Club before, but this time, I've learned a few new things for next time. First of all, I always, always print out the free pass that is available on…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Happy Hour At G2K

No better deal in NYC area than G2K happy hour. Free lunch (which is pretty good) and $4-5 beers and half off liquor. Lunch includes salads, burgers, etc.. and on Fridays they have a hot…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Tuesday afternoon visit

I stopped in on a recent Tuesday for an afternoon visit. I was was hit with a $5 cover charge from the doorman. Sat at the bar and was charged $6 for a…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

2nd Time around

Had some time to kill on Wednesday so I decided to do some SCing. Since in a area where there are multiple strip clubs I decided to hit Wax first because I had a decent…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Drive to Baltimore, MD or College Park, MD

To say the least, Washington, DC sucks harder than Northern Virginia clubs. The girls at Camelot are stuck up, don't do much more than dance the pole (some have skill), and lapdances are "pipe" dreams.…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

My favorite club in Indy

I'm not from Indy, so when I visit, I'll stop by a club or two. I feel like I have a good feel for the clubs in Indy. In my opinion there are…

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Lost my job due to outsourcing can anyone help?

I just lost my job in Washington DC to outsourcing to India and I am in the technology field. I have two kids to feed and provide for. I know this might not be the best place to try and…

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Good News for the Juiceman; Bad News for @mark94 and @skifag609

KFC in Canada is now accepting Bitcoin for Fried Chacken: https://www.coindesk.com/kfc-canada-is-accepting-bitcoin-for-fried-chicken/ (Actually I guess it's not bad news for @mark94, who, although he thinks Bitcoin is a bubble, hedged perfectly himself so that he can never be proven wrong but matter what…

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This happened

Ok.I have seen this dancer 6 to 7 times . It has been 3 weeks I didn't see her. Last time she texted me she wants to see me at club but I said I could not becos I…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

My Favorite Club

Went back for another two visits to my favorite club. Saw some old favorites plus many new ones. Visits were on Monday and Tuesday nights so business was slow - especially in the…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Monday

I came to this place on a Monday after watching some Monday Night Football. Domestics were on special and Crown was also on special! Not bad prices for a strip club! There was maybe 7/8…

Rare Cherry Gentlemen's Club

Ashtabula, Ohio

Its an ok kind of club

I am not going to slam the place and not going to write a rave review. The girls working there were just that.. they were working. The bartender was nice, replaced my beer without asking.…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Good time at Goodtime

Was visiting Atlanta all week and finally had a free night to myself. I've been here before but always sat to the bar to the left and to switch things up I went to the…

Foxy Lady

Salisbury, North Carolina

O.K. for a rainy afternoon

There were four dancers. One was middle aged and black, one was a bit past middle age and white. Dallas was about middle aged, white and covered with tattoos which aren't my thing but she…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Another good time but slow night

I was back flying thru Indy and stayed at a local hotel near the airport. I hit this club again around 10pm after having a good time during last visit. There were only about 10…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

Fun if you know what you're there for.

Starting with the beginning, the club has nice parking. I saw a tiny lot in the back and thought that was all they had, but if you keep going around the back, there's a nice…

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PH DET CLOSED

A dancer was on her Snapchat saying that Vice came thru and closed Penthouse today due to drug use. Another dancer on her Instagram said that it was closed due to a power issue and it'll be closed for three…

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Etiquette While Sitting With a Dancer

I'm wondering what the proper etiquette is while just sitting and talking with a dancer who approached you but you're not getting a dance from her (at least not right away, maybe later). Are you expected to buy her a…

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, Florida

First time interested me enough to return

I stopped by this club on a Saturday afternoon about 2 Pm and I was the only customer - very odd experience. But the girls did start to dance - for me. They were a…

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DANCER MILEAGE – WHAT DETAILS ARE OK TO POST IN REVIEWS?

I'd like to hear your takes are on what mileage details are OK to post or not in reviews when referencing dancer's stage name. I appreciate reviews that state dancer's name, looks, cup size, natural /bolt on, and some…

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You Might Be A Faggot Top 10 List

I never used to care what two consenting adults did in the privacy of their own home, and for the most part I still don't, but when people are being publicly persecuted, in some cases persecuted unto death, because they…

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Start talking about strippers

RIGHT FUCKING NOW !!!!

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Two female police dog handlers are walking their dogs

One says to the other, "I left my panties at the police station." The other says, "Let the dog have a whiff of your cunt and he'll go and fetch them." Fifteen minutes later, the dog returns with her panties, her…

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Don’t you just hate it......

When a 9.5 turns out to be low mileage. What a waste of a stripper. This one looked like heaven. Until I heard her rules. I tuned her out after the speech about her hyper sensitive ticklish nipples.…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Thursday night in mid November

I ended up at the landing strip with a couple of friends on a Thursday night in mid november. We were in the mood to let loose and have a good time- we…

Gigi Lounge

Brook Park, Ohio

GiGi's was my first experience.

So I've always wanted to go to a strip club. I have always admired the female form and dancers. However I am shy and so never ventured to visit. I pass Gigi's often on my…

Fantasy Grand Junction

Grand Junction, Colorado

Great time! Really surprised!

Went there with some friends for a birthday we were celebrating. I honestly didn't have very high expectations because it's grand junction. We paid our cover and were greeted at the entrance by a sexy…

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Disenchantment?

So I turned a year older 2 weeks ago (49 but I look young for my age), and I’ve suddenly become disenchanted w/scoring extras, sitting near the rail, spending $$$ on dances/VIP (even though I will drop some cheddar here…

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I hope some1 can help

I use to live in West Palm I was one of the bouncers at club Tilt when It first opened I also ran the door at the after hours club Congress on some nights.. My name Dave but most would…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Not that great but it is Kansas

As I can only go where my travels take me, I found myself in Kansas. Told by many clubs not very good, but hey I am here. Best reviews seemed to be for here. The…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Okay, but nothing great

So I stopped by on a Tuesday night -- it was very mediocre. First, they only had the "small" front room open. Not the normal club. There were about 4 girls playing on their…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

Prices increase but not quality.

Uh. Cabaret Dancers are price competing with Red Parrot without the increase in quality. So a buddy of mine was visiting. He never stays long. Just gets a dance and leaves. He's approached immediately by a…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

The crème de la crème of Toronto

Brass Rail has been ranked one of the best clubs in Toronto if not North America and for good reason too. Let's start with the women. They are as hot as they get with a…

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Where Are They Now

I'm not feeling myself right now so writing is one of my therapies as my favorite person spends her free time with family and I give her that space she needs and deserves. I wanted to talk about one of…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Fun times at TMC

TMC is kinda awesome. Huge open spaces including pool and ping pong, reasonably priced drinks, and reasonably hot girls (no one that I saw that was like a 9 or 10, but no one that…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Good times at the Landing Strip

This review comprises a number of visits from October to December when I was working out of Detroit. All at night, but I tried to go around when the day shift was ending.…

2nd Breath

Salisbury, North Carolina

Not what I expected

I stopped in on a Tuesday evening... first time I had ever been there walked in and was just shocked at how run down the place looked! The lady in charge was busy cooking food…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

Too quiet

I travel up and down I-95 a lot and take "breaks" at several different clubs along the way. Scores Savannah had been an "occasional regular" stop in spite of it's distance from I-95 (you…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Eh Whatever.........A few hot girls

I was in town for work and ended up visiting the 3 clubs in the area. This by far was the worst one. When I got there I paid the cover and went in. I…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Alright

Comments and reviews Atmosphere: Dancers: Value: Overall: Joined us on Jan 2017 The Pink Pony (PP) is a really nice club with little or no contact, due to their restriction from Brookhaven. The club itself is in good shape, but the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

The Girls Here are Top Notch

Went to this club while here on a recent golf trip. Went on a Saturday night so the place was pretty packed. The stage setup is nothing special. On a night as crowded…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

No chance

I hadn’t been out to the clubs here in Tampa in several years. My first of 2 stops was at Mons Venus. I pulled in right about 1pm. The lady at the…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Professional Group

Went to Legends with a group of professionals after the Red Wings game. We were well dressed and got a lot of attention from the girls. There were probably 8-10 of us broken up into…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

The landing strip.

Last time I went to the Landing Strip I got a lot more than I Expected. Right after sitting down and getting a drink I hot blonde dancer came and sat with. We talked for…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

monday

Was nearby, with extra time. I had not been here in 6 or 7 months. Ducked in about 1pm, to see what might be going on on a $10 Monday. 10 or…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Anchorage, Alaska

I went here awhile ago with...

I went here awhile ago with a group of friends when we where club hopping and although my visit was short and it was my first time there I thought it was a decent club.…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

The Go GO never disapoints

I use to go to this place a lot when I was younger and traveled more for business. I have not been there in several years and was happy to see that it had…

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This might be a first.

This might be the first time I've had to ask for something a second time. Just so it is heard and there is no disambugation, I will say it clearly: Stop spamming the tuscl.net discussion board.

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Kansas City?

Looking at reviews seems like options in downtown, where I am staying, are limited. I like places where I can get a drink (so no juice bars), don’t mind spending money if it makes sense, and of course like a…

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First-ever CF

I've mentioned in several of my reviews that I never used to visit SCs here in situ Florida where I live, and instead visited clubs in other cities when I traveled for work. Well 2017 brought less travel, so I've…

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Messages

Are currently disabled for maintenance. Do you guys see this?

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Yo bitch....yes or no ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bd0mMv0Fgbg/

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Playing with a table full of dicks

Felt like gambling with some live black Jack Was betting $20 and pressing my profits until I hit $160 or bust I'm a rookie..honestly barely know how to use basic strategy We apparently I was hitting to much or whatever because the whole…

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titfucking strippers

Are you for or against? I personally am somewhat a titfuck fetishist.

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SA is perfect for guys like me

I really don't desire to find a real GF and I hate how business hired guns are SA is filled full of normal chicks that is more than willing to just be friends with payed binifetts The over the phone text, phone…

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Trannys on SA

One in about one hundred girls on SA seem to be transsexual and some very deceptive..sooo be on the look unless it's your thing :)

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Rim Jobs

Honestly what is the best way to get clean back there so it's safe for the hooker or stripper to eat ?

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What denomination bills do you bring to the club?

I’m wondering what is the highest denomination bills you bring to a strip club? I keep it to $20’s and lower. I don’t want larger bills, as I don’t want to accidentally tip a dancer with a $100. I’m guessing some…

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Trump To Hold Most Dishonest Media Awards Next Week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFDoRtwP-n4 most interesting comment was that college students can use CNN as an approved news source. lmfao

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I have an SA date set up with this hot, blonde, 29-year court reporter

Wish me luck!

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Can't blame her for being pissed.

Disturbio (Was Prestige Mens Club)10 REVIEWSBlvd. Francisco Medina Ascencio 2033Puerto Vallarta, JaliscoBROTHEL/ESCORT CLUBJAN 11, 20180.000.000.00 Erie3 HOURS AGO 533 Wednesday Evening Unknown dancers HORRIBLE I am so livid. Me and my friend went with our boyfriends to this place and we had just been to another…

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Stripper at Club Michigan causes disturbance after pocketing $40

Stripper doesn't give change. http://www.mysheboygan.com/2018/01/stripper-at-club-michigan-causes-disturbance-after-pocketing-40/

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I've only done this with you is bullshit?

Fuck.

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Man leaves dogs in the cold outside Creve Coeur strip club

Doesn't he know you're supposed to leave your baby in the car? I hate to say it but the dude looks something like me. http://www.washingtontimesreporter.com/news/20180110/man-leaves-dogs-in-cold-outside-creve-coeur-strip-club

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First date

A woman from Dallas, Texas, faces up to life in prison if she is convicted on charges she damaged more than $300,000 worth of art at the end of a first date. The damaged art, owned by a prominent Houston…

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Why do porn stars have first and last names, but strippers only have first names

Seriously. Not a troll discussion.

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I get by with a little help from my (fake alias) friends...

Going to troll with a little help from my friends

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One of the Greatest Reviews I have Ever Read

Sometimes I just read a review and have to share... "Wish of just gone home." by Fud52 https://www.tuscl.net/?page=rev&id=311437

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PM requests for club information.

I get quite a few of them and if the guy is a contributor, I'll give him some good information. But today I received a PM from a guy saying that he had never been to Follies and wanted to…

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Does washing my ass even matter with strippers

I mean I pay them and they fuck me...it's not based on skill or technical shit...so why even bother with washing my shit crusted ass and cummed stained balls They going to fuck me regardless

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Does dressing matter for strip clubs?

I always go in tracks and tshirt.. Few ask wanna dance? And few skip me .. Does dressing matter ?

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The End or A New Beginning

So today I found out my Best Friend finally got the ring we wanted her to get for the last couple of years but now I feel different. While I am happy for her and her new guy future husband…

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Tampa: Mons or Odyssey?

I'm heading to Tampa for a couple days. It has been quite a few years since I've been out there. Both clubs have pretty good reps (though I do hate the prices). I hope to hit both, but if I can…

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ever get your penis chaffed or raw at the club?

Seriously. Not a troll discussion. The underside of my boner gets rubbed raw if I get dances for too long. Clears up after a day or two, but it stings. You?

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How to stop the constant changing of positions?

So how do you guys deal with dancers that want to constantly change positions? Do some guys like that? I am guessing some dancers do it to extend the tease and try to lengthen the time. Or is it a way…

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Are you sick of Winter Yet ?

I spend a lot of time in Florida these days. But I'm going to Tennessee later this week. Forecast is for snow and ice this weekend. Except for when I'm snow skiing, I never…

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Pompano strip clubs vs scarletts

....which is better? Booking a trip in February. Any suggestions... thanks

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Pu**y hair vs. No hair? Labia vs "no labia"

So I'm curious, as I've been dancing for sometime now and I've never found the chance to ask some of the questions I wanted to ask. Helll, sometimes when getting dress in the dressing rooms I hear a lot of…

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Links to Club Web Sites?

As I was browsing TUSCL today, it appeared to me that the links to the clubs' websites have either been removed, or moved to a different location (if that's the case, I can't find them). Anybody have any info…

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Robots vs Strippers

Didn't seem much of a contest! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/5305422/pole-dancing-strippers-robots-consumer-electronics-show-las-vegas/

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Burned out on pussy and writing reviews

Ever get like that

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I Troll, Therefore I Am

--Descartes

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Sex with a “porn star”

Having decided to move on from my ATF I recently met a dancer who readily agreed to OTC. I picked her up and brought her to my house and after some small talk she handed me a small device. I…

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Most Dances?

What is the most number of dances you have ever had in a row from one girl? I think I have had at most 7-8.

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Do SA girls take Bitcoin?

Asking for a friend

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Up in a high rise, not Trump tower, but not too far away either:

"So brothers, our revenue streams have had some hick ups, but I'm confident you'll be most pleased with out new initiatives. First we will have a Russian Mail Order Brides site." And a first sign of rumbling. "Dougster, how are you…

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skibum609 Really Does Not Like Being Wrong...er, I mean vincemichaels, no, make

...who am I feuding with now?

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Guys that have wives vs guys that dont as they monger

Guys with wife's don't crave much time with providers just a quick fuck Guys without a S.O. seam to crave not just the sex but also the conversation and emotional connection with there providers What other things have you noticed that different…

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I found Dougster and his posse coming to save TUSCL

https://www.google.com/search?q=blazing+saddles+the+posse&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#scso=uid_oz1VWpOUFsbrzgL6npKoBA_1:1363

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When will these teachers learn

Teacher, coach at Hamilton H.S. charged with having sexual relationship with student: https://local12.com/story/teacher-coach-at-hamilton-hs-charged-with-having-sexual-relationship-with-student Not nearly as hot as some of the recent teachers but about a 6 in my opinion.

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Suggestions for clubs in LA

I will be moving LA next week and will be having resident near Venice beach. Wondering if anyone could suggest me a nice strip club which is not too expensive and is ideal for a regular hangout.

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Porn star Olivia Nova dies at 20

Too bad! https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59f3bbcfc7809

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What happened to Arnie's in Chicagoland?

Arnie's used to be a reliable source of ultra high mileage dances and fun in south Chicago. I don't live in the area but I've visited the club. I was shocked to see recent reviews reporting a…

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skibum609 Really Does Not Like Being Wrong...

He says that he hopes everyone who invested in cryptocurrencies goes completely broke and ends up jumping off a building. Seems a little harsh. Did these people hurt anyone? cryptocurrencies make the world better in alot of ways, so its…

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Cleveland 2AM'er

About an hour late. Local radio this morning says 3 were shot. I've never been to this one and I'm not intending any future visits. http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2018/01/two_shot_at_downtown_cleveland.html#incart_river_home

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James Damore vs Google

I'm surprised this case hasn't been talked about more given how many conservatives we have on the board : https://t.co/QgFkFsqsxP Thoughts on the matter?

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SECRET TAPE REVEALS NETANYAHU'S SON DRUNK OUTSIDE A STRIP CLUB BRAGGING ABOUT HE

Netanyahu's son seems to get more action in Israel than me. http://www.newsweek.com/secret-tape-reveals-netanyahus-son-drunk-outside-strip-club-bragged-about-help-775041

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Silk Juneau?

Silk's website no longer lists Juneau and none of its social media pages are up. Did Silk finally give up the ghost on that place? Last time I went, it proved the impossible: That a bar can be empty in…

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How do you know if she really wants to date you

I'm kinda an expert at this...mostly I think it's because I'm so close in age with the girls I do date that have been stripper's, hookers or some kind of provider In all situations all the girls that desired to date…

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Waitress keeped looking at me like she needed my dick

Took a girl from SA out for dinner over the weekend and I'm twice her age...18-36.....waitress was an average looking girl about early thirties or late twenties...she kept smiling at me and looking at me from a distance like she…

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Which is more likely?

A) Taxi_driver is an alias of Mdfmk888 or B) Taxi_driver and Mdfmk888 get together for weekly CR/VIP male-bonding sessions at Sirens and Scores

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Pick a number

Left to right, pick a number from 1-5. Post it here before you click the link, and tell us how you feel about your choice: http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/DUFF-meme.jpg I will warn you in advance, there's a Papi mode girl in there

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Deal or No Deal

A seven up girl of your desired taste and she will give you twenty four hours of any thing you want as many times as possible Deal or No Deal ? This your reason for either side

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Cloud Nine Feels Pretty Good

I have had a very big interest in a girl for sometime now and I feel like I've been living on Cloud Nine since Friday. I don't know if it's the way the moon has been shining or the way…

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Dirty Stripper Pussies?

Getting sick of having strep throat all the time. I do a lot of DATY with strippers and i'm thinking that this is the reason. Any of you fellas deal with this? I am poppin antibiotics like candy and it

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Story of O, Sex Slave Initiation

Some swingers clubs emulate this, and then there have been the movies: http://fap.to/images/full/41/335/33520142.jpg http://img13.deviantart.net/b726/i/2017/109/4/4/alexis___sexy_body_suit_3_by_007fanatic-db6f3uu.jpg http://fap.to/images/41/312574385/bondage-sm-porn/Fetish-Clothes-Story-of-O-16.jpg http://x.fap.to/images/full/41/112/1121934089.jpg https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=story+of+o+clothing&id=758F119C3D4AF526DF36C8580333E3A70332AF87&FORM=IQFRBA

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1 x week

is going to the SC once a week too much?

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Alabama/Georgia

Whose your pick?

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"testicle ‘exploded’ after contracting African salmonella" Would you rather...

Would you rather contract incurable gonorrhea, or have your testicles explode from African salmonella? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5283738/grandad-testicle-explode-like-volcano-tunisia-african-salmonella/

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Any interest in a TUSCL awards show?

We could vote on and give out annual awards for those that excel in certain categories, e.g., "The Papi Chulo Award for Longest Club Review" Other categories?

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Oprah

Saw this headline on IndieWire. "Why Oprah, Not Trump, Could Change American Politics For Good" I don't know a lot about Oprah, but I have to think she would be like a leftist Trump. She doesn't have the political background which…

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OT: Music

https://www.reverbnation.com/pnemesis/songs