Bare Assets Melbourne
4020 W New Haven Ave Melbourne, FL 32904

Not a Bad Night Out

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Waiyee
Jan 19, 2018, 4:40 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I have been to this club twice and enjoyed my first visit was much more fun than the second. Bare assets seems to have a lot of features and that can be worth checking out from time to time. I enjoyed the variety of girls here but found many to be catty and talked poorly about each other. A few stood out but most girls were below average looking and there were a lot of very new girls too. Pretty standard 20 dollar dances and every hour or so they run a two for one promotion with a drink.

The shot girls are very persistent and will probably ask if you want to buy every 10 min or so and that can get annoying. They also have a fairly active social media presence.

Its not a bad night out, but the drive to Cocoa Beach is probably a better use of your money. Depending on circumstance, I would go back but am more interested in seeing more clubs in the area.

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