Ten Commandments of Strip Clubs
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10. Thou Shall not kiss her or ask for her number
9. Thou shall not compliment a dancer on her perfume
8. Thou shall tip the bathroom attendant
7. Thou shall appreciate pole skills
6.Thou shall not inquire for her real name
5. Thou shall not regard her to be a prostitute
4. Thou shall go to private rooms with caution
3. Thou shall not attend by your lonesome
2. Thou shall not fall in love with a stripper
1. Thou shall not complete himself during a lap dance
Found these on Elite Daily, was curious if anyone else out there had an opinion on them. Any stories or input on these 'laws' of strip club etiquette are welcome.
9. Thou shall not compliment a dancer on her perfume
8. Thou shall tip the bathroom attendant
7. Thou shall appreciate pole skills
6.Thou shall not inquire for her real name
5. Thou shall not regard her to be a prostitute
4. Thou shall go to private rooms with caution
3. Thou shall not attend by your lonesome
2. Thou shall not fall in love with a stripper
1. Thou shall not complete himself during a lap dance
Found these on Elite Daily, was curious if anyone else out there had an opinion on them. Any stories or input on these 'laws' of strip club etiquette are welcome.
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Then how can I set up OTC sessions?
5. Thou shall not regard her to be a prostitute
Then how can I get her to fuck me?
3. Thou shall not attend by your lonesome
I'm a big boy. I can go places alone.
1. Thou shall not complete himself during a lap dance
You're going to kill LapDanceKing.
Maybe there is no kissing baseball
But there is certainly kissing in strip clubs. That's now a requirement for me
HAVE SOME MOTHAHFUCKIN' FUN. WEEEEE-YAAAAAAW!!!!
OK, maybe there are two...
1. HAVE SOME MOTHAHFUCKIN' FUN. WEEEEE-YAAAAAAW!!!!
2. If you bring the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay to the club make sure you bring enough for your bros.
But everything else is on the table. Fuck yeah!!!
....Obviously the writers for Elite don't actually attend strip clubs. Or if they do, they want to sound like the ultimate do-gooder
And I don't get #9 either... don't comment on the way she smells? that just sounds ass backwards.
10. Thou Shall not kiss her or ask for her number
She asked for my number. Oh and I do Kiss her all the time.
9. Thou shall not compliment a dancer on her perfume
Better things to compliment...
8. Thou shall tip the bathroom attendant
check
7. Thou shall appreciate pole skills
6.Thou shall not inquire for her real name
After phone conversations I got it.
5. Thou shall not regard her to be a prostitute
Don't.
4. Thou shall go to private rooms with caution
I went w/ Reckless abandon it more than worked for me.
3. Thou shall not attend by your lonesome
I only go by myself
2. Thou shall not fall in love with a stripper
Not yet...
1. Thou shall not complete himself during a lap dance
Didn't, but...
What would you make the ten commandments?
9. ???
3. ???
1. Thou shall not soak through during a lap dance
7. Thou shall appreciate pole skills
6.Thou shall not inquire for her real name
2. Thou shall not fall in love with a stripper
I mean, I do appreciate pole skills, who the fuck cares what her real name is, and caveat emptor if you fall in love
In addition, I have no idea how you horny fucks manage to come during just a lapdance. Damn, are you all 14? So like it or not, I'm stuck following:
1. Thou shall not complete himself during a lap dance
This one is among the more retarded ones:
10. Thou Shall not kiss her or ask for her number
Even non-extras girls who don't do OTC use her number -- google voice set up for just this purpose, if she's smart -- to keep in touch with regulars, send out her schedule or "I really miss you, will you come see me today" messages. Whoever wrote this has no idea how thing work.
I don't understand this one. Why not?
9. Thou shall not compliment a dancer on her perfume
Fuck da bathroom troll
8. Thou shall tip the bathroom attendant
And total bullshit:
5. Thou shall not regard her to be a prostitute
That's usually code words for "you're not even allowed to ask for extras or OTC"... again, someone has no idea how things work
I prefer gentle scents SPARINGLY applied.
I texted a dancer last night. I guess they didn't think about adding thou shall not text a dancer.
She texted me back.
This thread reminds me of a safe hiking sign rules to follow. I found it off trail up about the 9 to 10,000 foot level on Mt. Rainier if I remember correctly. Actually I might have descended because it was in the ground and I was no longer on a glacier. I think there were only one or two rules I didn't break. I would have never found the sign otherwise. There was no trail anywhere near the sign, lol. Stay on the trails was one rule.
1. Do not walk out on thin ice next to a whie water river at the 9,000 foot level.
My younger brother wanted to. We would have seen him die I believe if he had. At least there wasn't anyone stopping us from doing whatever we wanted. We were not wearing hiking boots, rope or any gear so the mountain climbers up on the glaciers were giving us some strange looks. lol
10. Thou Shall not kiss her or ask for her number
Getting kissed by a dancer during or after a VIP session is HOT. More and more non-extras, non-OTC dancers are offering to exchange digits.
9. Thou shall not compliment a dancer on her perfume
Ridiculous
6. Thou shall not inquire for her real name
Increasingly they offer it up voluntarily: "Hi, my name here is Angel but my real name is Ashley." Sometimes if they don't tell me, I ask.
5. Thou shall not regard her to be a prostitute
Some are, some aren't. There's no advantage in making a blanket assumption.
4. Thou shall go to private rooms with caution
Also ridiculous, unless it means "Negotiate services and cost up front".
3. Thou shall not attend by your lonesome
I always fly solo in the clubs.
1. Thou shall not complete himself during a lap dance
To rephrase: "Thou shalt not satisfy thy hunger in a restaurant." *Many* guys happily "complete themselves" during lap dances (even though few besides LapDanceKing and me admit it) and *many* dancers gladly encourage it. Some of my favorite dancers over the years have asked me "Did you come?" when we're finished.
Violated sometimes in the past.
9. Thou shall not compliment a dancer on her perfume
Never have.
8. Thou shall tip the bathroom attendant
More times than not do not. I go a lot when I drink I don't want to pay him more than the strippers.
7. Thou shall appreciate pole skills
I don't not why I go to SC.
6.Thou shall not inquire for her real name
Why bother.
5. Thou shall not regard her to be a prostitute
They make money off their naked bodies. Sorry become a doctor or lawyer.
4. Thou shall go to private rooms with caution
I don't do pvt room.
3. Thou shall not attend by your lonesome
Only by my lonesome.
2. Thou shall not fall in love with a stripper
More like lust.
1. Thou shall not complete himself during a lap dance
Sorry been there done that. Consider it a compliment.
1. Always be polite and gentlemanly when interacting with a dancer you don't know well yet.
2. When sitting at the rail, tip every dancer (or don't sit there). Some clubs have this rule themselves.
3. If you're tipping at the stage and you like the dancer, be generous.
4. If you have a bad experience with a dancer, don't make a fuss, just walk away from it without arguing or getting angry (even if it costs you some cash!).
Any opinions? Any additions?
Rule 5: Don't bring a reluctant girlfriend. It makes everyone uncomfortable.
Anyone else got opinions? Additions?
If you have to take a dump, you have probably been in the club for WAY too long!!!! Either that, or wherever you ate last should be reported to the health dept. Ha!