This was my third trip to...

This was my third trip to CP. It was roughly the same as the others. Walk in, sit down at the bar, have a girl who rates between a 4 and a 7 sit down and squeeze your junk. George comes over and asks if you want a drink, both for yourself ($8) and for the girl ($25). Yeah, the stripper drinks are a little pricey, but you're getting a little mini-lap dance and some fairly comprehensive touching.

They ask if you want a half hour on the couch for $80. I've done this in the past but I don't think it's worth it. There's no real privacy, because there are just beads hanging down and everyone else can see in. Either go upstairs and do whatever you want, or chill, watch some dancers, and get your stuff massaged over the top of your pants.

If you go upstairs, a VERY comprehensive menu is available, including all but the most extreme stuff. Some girls are open to off-the-clock, since they'd get their money and you don't have to tip the bar. It's worth asking if that's something you might be interested in; clearly, none of these girls are naive enough to think they're just there to dance. So don't be shy.