Oscar for best tits

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• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Jennifer Connally fuck yeah... Totally nailed the 1990 best tits Oscar!
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  Some of those tits look nasty.
  
• Electronman

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  11 years ago

  Some of the acceptance speeches are priceless.
  
  Was it Bob Hope who sang, Thanks for the mammaries?
  
  
• rockstar666

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  11 years ago

  Lifetime Achievement Award: Jennifer Jason Leigh in FAst Times At Ridgemont High. OMG....
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  Nice pics, but at some point the ranking gets arbitrary. If I could get the top 1% of women in their 20s that I found the hottest in a room, I wouldn't be thinking 1st, 2nd, 3rd, ... . I'd be thinking tonight, tomorrow night, next night, ... . At some point the differences are just variety, not better or worse.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  That's a lot of tits.
  
  Just thinking, if our life flashes in front of our eyes before we die, we might see thousands of tits in seconds. That might take me a bit longer. Time will need to slow down. Maybe I can use the time distortion to step aside and avoid whatever. lol
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  True dat ilbbaicnl, but unless you choose one how are you going to hear acceptance speeches like:
  
  Diane Lane, 1987 Best Tits Oscar
  
  Acceptance Speech: "I'm so glad that finally an American woman won this amazing award again. If I hear another acceptance speech in French I'll slit my husband's wrists. Anyway, so cool to have the rare honour and privilege of flashing my boobs in two different movies this year, which was both fun - and funny. Funny coz, I mean you should've seen the film crew! Half the guys were jerking off, while the other half were struggling to find clean tissues. Damn, it's fun making art."
  
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  And there is Julie Andrews 1981 Best Tits Oscar for S.O.B.
  
  
  Acceptance Speech: "Do you guys realize that this was the first time ever I showed my tits to anyone, aside from my husband of course. And the boyfriend before him. And the dozens of quickie affairs before the boyfriend. Wow. And what about the fact that I chose to premiere my boobs for the first time at the age of 46 - and straight away won! Perhaps I should pursue a softcore porn career from now on, seeing as how not many offers are coming my way these days - apart from getting to star in this stinking bomb coz Blake knows he'd never get oral sex from me ever again if he didn't give me parts in his movies. After all, why else marry a Hollywood director, right? Certainly not because of his looks, I mean just look at his stupid face. So here I am, all the way, way way back from the naive 60s "Mary Poppins" fluff for the kiddies to this vapid tasteless comedy directed by my stupid husband Blake Edwards - now that deserves respect. To tell you the truth, showing my tits wasn't his idea, it was mine. I guess I just wanted all those young cows to see how a pair of middle-aged tits can stand and not hang despite their age. And now I even snatched the award right under their noses. Kiss my ass, bitches!"
  
• Tiredtraveler

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  11 years ago

  What about Anne Hathaway in Havoc in 2005
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Right you are TT... Anne has some truly righteous boobage. Fuck yeah!
• rl27

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  11 years ago

  The dude who came up with the list must be fucking blind and have a fetish with women with bad body tone and flabby tits. I wouldn't have chosen 95% of the winners. Not to mention he went for quantity over quality for the nominees. A lot of the women "nominated" were butt ugly. Even then almost every time one of the other "nominees" had far better tits and a far better body.