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Licking Pussy in the Club

Guys I have some questions for you: would you ever go down on a stripper in a private dance? have you ever licked a stripper's pussy? have you ever licked multiple stripper's in an evening? Last night a customer came…

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SippyCup in TMZ!!!

Since it is now well known that our bud SippyCup is actually Charlie Sheen IRL, I wanted see if others had read his open letter to TMZ, where he says of his goddesses: “I've observed more nobility and honor in the…

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Austin area clubs!

I used to live in Austin for a couple of years. I got my first LD there at the Sugars uptown cabaret near Highland Mall and I ended up being one of the regulars at that place. Had some great…

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Huh, I guess it's a word afterall

Except for strippers and 16 year old girls on Facebook, I've never seen the word "conversate" used in standard English. But this morning, Mike Greenberg (of ESPN's 'Mike & Mike' morning show) used the word. Greenberg is a graduate of…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Arrived right before 7pm on a...

Arrived right before 7pm on a thursday. Club is very nice outside and inside, decor is awesome, advertised free food or buffet but i didn't see it anywhere. Happy hour was 2 for…

Teasers

Key West, Florida

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon...

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon while visiting Key West for the afternoon/evening. Barker at the entrance said no cover, my friend picked up on the no cover so in we went. There were…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

I've reviewed this club in detail...

I've reviewed this club in detail before, but wanted to provide an update now that renovations are complete. This is my go to club nowadays. Always a lot of dancers available, even early in the…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Like anywhere else, cash is king....

Like anywhere else, cash is king. If you are well dressed and you tip every employee you come in contact with, you will have a GREAT time. The armed security officer at the door is…

The New Body Shop

Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin

Not sure why this club gets...

Not sure why this club gets bad reviews. Yes it is a typical northwoods bar that happens to also be a strip club but that's ok. The small town aspect actually makes it fun. Some…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

Stopped in after some meeting ...

Stopped in after some meeting for a quick beer and see what Hots was about. Kinda a hole in the wall bar which is what I like. No cover and $4 beer. 2…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Been here a few times on...

Been here a few times on different nights and each time I had a good amount of fun. The overall quality of dancer isn't great, and there are definitely some stay-aways but for the most…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

Visited on a Friday night. Got...

Visited on a Friday night. Got there around 8 or 9 and the club was about half empty, but it filled up nicely by 10 or 11. Being a topless only club, you can get…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

This place was SIZZLING! I was...

This place was SIZZLING! I was not able to get many of their names, but both staff and the pole dancers were amazingly friendly. Their dances were not monotone at the bit, but energetic and…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

For me, the negatives outweigh the...

For me, the negatives outweigh the positives when it comes to this club. If you just want to get a few drinks and see some titties then this place is ok, but if you're going…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

I went there tonight and had...

I went there tonight and had a wonderful time. Several of the girls asked me if I wanted a dance, and did a wonderful job. I was impressed by the attitude and appearance of all…

Dames n' Games

Los Angeles, California

My buddy and I went here...

My buddy and I went here to have lunch and to basically check it out. We arrived right at noon on a Friday. We parked right in their lot for free since the valet wasn't…

Exposure Sports Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Pretty cool spot! I've been there...

Pretty cool spot! I've been there a couple of times and really dig it. It's a little hard to see from the road, and I recommend getting there late. I got there about 9 and…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Man this club is cool as...

Man this club is cool as hell! The milage is great and with the stupid pool table gone...the couches are a decent spot. I still prefer a dark area with a high chair for the…

Dixie Divas

New Orleans, Louisiana

Remeber that this is a dive...

Remeber that this is a dive strip club... The women are not that good looking... Nothing to brag about or write home about. I was a laid back atomsphere, great place to go to get…

Pazzazz Show Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Went there on Tuesday night. 6...

Went there on Tuesday night. 6 other people were there and few seem regulars. One of the cleanest non smoking bars. I have to pay 5 dollar cover charge to gracious person at entry. 4 girls…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

ok club girls r decnt alot...

ok club girls r decnt alot look like they do drugs an they all seem to b into older men girl lauren worked there anybody kno how she is in bottle room hvnt been for…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Was in Toronto on business. ...

Was in Toronto on business. I thought I would check out a Canadian club to see if they are any better than in the states. The club was ok. They drinks were…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went to Cheerleaders in the...

I went to Cheerleaders in the afternoon for the first time in a long time. This club looked different inside from what I remembered but it had the same multiple pole stage set up with…

Racers Premier Gentlemens Club

Rome, Italy

I was headed south on I-71...

I was headed south on I-71 on Wednesday a little while ago after a business trip and I thought that I would give this place another try. It is conveniently located right off of…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Ye Olde Axe is a remarkable...

Ye Olde Axe is a remarkable building on Hackney Road. From the front, it could be any East End pub - a theme that continues inside, with ornate ceilings and dark wood furniture. The location…

Brianna's Bar & Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Jacks is a long narrow building...

Jacks is a long narrow building with a bar and a small stage to your left and a small ledge to your right. If you go all the way back there's a pool table at…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

Walked in about 9pm. There were...

Walked in about 9pm. There were four dancers sitting at the bar eating delivery pizza and no customers. Allstars is more of a laid back sports bar that has dancers. There is always a sporting…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I stopped by Bogarts for some...

I stopped by Bogarts for some fun times . Free parking and $5 cover charge and $10 VIP tip were the plus time . Not too many dancers at that time . There was a…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

Visited this club for the first...

Visited this club for the first time in over a decade Tuesday afternoon. Inside is relatively clean, open, and somewhat well lit. Outside looks a little scary, but the area is fine. There were…

Stiletto

East Rutherford, New Jersey

I went here for the first...

I went here for the first time late on a Tuesday night. It was pretty empty with only a few girls working. They were very attractive and nice. You couldn't really just sit back and…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I made it back to Follies...

I made it back to Follies recently and had another good time. I'm starting to see another decline in dancer quality but it could be the Holidays or just bad timing on my part.…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

I haven't been in the area...

I haven't been in the area for 4 years. I stopped in to visit this club early Friday evening so I could be there through the shift change. Dancers varied from good to somewhat overweight…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Normally I go to this club...

Normally I go to this club during the day but I went in @3am on a Sat. Few guys in there and around 10 dancers. Sat at the stages for each dancer and…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

This place is amazing, I don't...

This place is amazing, I don't think ive ever come here and not enjoyed myself. You dont have many hustler type girls here thank god but you have a few. The girls are all very…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

This club has really gone downhill....

This club has really gone downhill. Was always an upsell club but it's ridiculous now. Downstairs they press to get you up to the VIP area. In the VIP they push you to go to…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

No frills but well worth the...

No frills but well worth the trip. A bit of a ways out from downtown Hartford (about 20 miles) and a bit concealed ( near the Subway you can see from the road). Place…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

You've read it all. You've wanted...

You've read it all. You've wanted to try it. Me too. So, warnings about possible dangers in Tijuana not withstanding, on a recent visit to San Diego I drove down to the border and parked on…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Stopped by on my recent trip...

Stopped by on my recent trip to Dallas. It was a bit early (around 7), so not very crowded. The girl at entrance was very cute and admission was only $5. Inside,…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Like most major cities, all nude...

Like most major cities, all nude places don't serve alcohol and this place is no exception. There is a $10 cover and $9 required drink but after the initial drink, each subsequent drink is free.…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

I've been to VIP around 6...

I've been to VIP around 6 times in the last two years. It has been very hit and miss so far as the dancer quality, but lately seems to have been taking…

Club Adore

Baltimore, Maryland

What can I say about El...

What can I say about El Dorado that hasn't been said. This club has gone to complete hell. I mean most of the women were just terriable! the lap dances were some of the longest…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

popped in to the toy chest...

popped in to the toy chest on a thursday evening to chill for a bit before a long drive and settled into the chairs near the stage. watched a waited awhile to try and guage…

Christies Cabaret

Cleveland, Ohio

After an open bar at a...

After an open bar at a friends weeding and a stop at another bar after me and a buddy headed over here to end our vacation back home. Got there shortly before 2 so…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

Have been to the club 6...

Have been to the club 6 times since July. The club is old and rundown. Supposedly it will be remolded in Jan 2014 and renamed Scores. Girls are very average to below average in looks…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

So, I'll be honest, I was...

So, I'll be honest, I was a bit skeptical about a club in Maine. But, this was my favorite club that I have been to. The club itself is extremely clean and perfectly lighted. The…

Silk The Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Stopped by when I was in...

Stopped by when I was in Indy on business. Dancers were attentive but not pushy. Same with the wait staff. Settled on a 15 min. private dance from a thin brunette wearing…

1320 II

Springfield, Virginia

This club has been undergoing a...

This club has been undergoing a silent transformation. First they redid the interior this year. What used to be a $20 airdance has dramatically changed. Now it is a lapdance. The rules are kinda up…

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, Florida

I visited twice in one week,...

I visited twice in one week, the first time on a Sunday, the other time on a Tuesday, both time arriving at about midnight. There were slightly more girls on the Tuesday, but otherwise…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

I went here recently and all...

I went here recently and all i can say is WOW. Being as this was my first strip club visit ever i was very hesitant, but still had a hell of a time. The girls…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

Went to the Pink Pony on...

Went to the Pink Pony on a Wednesday night. Overall, the club is only okay. Yes, the do charge a small parking fee and cover. Big deal guys, if you can't spend…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

Went to CT's expecting a couple...

Went to CT's expecting a couple that posted to show up and play in the theater. They did not show or was at least an hour and a half late when I left. However, noticed…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

This club seems to be highly...

This club seems to be highly over-rated from all perspectives specially regarding the quality of dancers and dancing, overall ambiance, facilities, food/bar service etc. I decided to visit this club based upon the ratings/reviews of this…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Went at about 530pm on a...

Went at about 530pm on a Friday. Lots of girls, but only a few 8s and no 9s or 10s. Best personality of the girls I talked to was a French girl who was maybe…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Flashdancers is a good club and...

Flashdancers is a good club and in my opinion Manhattan´s best choice. It´s small and often crowded , but many people are there to party and have a good time, so it feels ok. Girls are mostly…

Fox Run Tavern

Lockbourne, Ohio

Hadn't been here for a while...

Hadn't been here for a while so thought I would check it out to see if anything had changed since my last visit. Stopped in on a friday early evening saw about 5 dancers and…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Every single time I come here,...

Every single time I come here, I have a good time. The waitresses are a bit much, this is true, but so many sexy Latin and Asian chicks to choose from! Not to mention the…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

I stopped by the club on...

I stopped by the club on a Thursday evening. The parking outside was a little sketchy. They don't have a large lot, you have to park on the street on the side of…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

The holidays are here, so I...

The holidays are here, so I haven't been able to see all my favorites, buy generally there has always been one or two, and when there isn't this gives me a chance to try a…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies is one of the best...

Follies is one of the best clubs in the Atlanta area. From the outside it may not look like much, but inside there is more fun to be had than any other club in…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

This was a 2 part visit...

This was a 2 part visit (same day) to both Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club and Adelita's. This was my second time at Hong Kong and it was by far better than my first. I knew…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Been there about 5 times...it was...

Been there about 5 times...it was a bit inconsistent, but I only go in the afternoon---not good to judge overall---it is a pretty cool place though---on at least 2 occasions I was completely smitten by…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

This was a 2 part visit...

This was a 2 part visit (same day) to both Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club and Adelita's. This is my second visit to Adelita's and it was definitely fun! I had a better experience my first…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

The best keeps getting better. ...

The best keeps getting better. Been almost a year since I was in Fort Worth and so that means a trip to Bucks!! If you are in Fort Worth you must visit bucks!!…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Was in OKC on a recent...

Was in OKC on a recent work trip and this was my first stop. I guess I don't totally get the hype here. I generally like places that are more of a dive than the…

Diamond Club Cabaret

Houston, Texas

First time there and it was...

First time there and it was pretty good girls are nice and allow me to get a little handsy i will go back next time in town. The bar was nice and the drinks…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Ricks used to be known as...

Ricks used to be known as "the prestigious" of strip clubs along Bourbon Street, but they have gone downhill quite a bit. Last time I came in there I was disappointed. They got rid…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Previously I had identified this club...

Previously I had identified this club as the best place to go in the Akron area for dancer quality and value. Unfortunately I have to report these ratings have slipped in the last few weeks.…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

Went there like 2 weeks ago...

Went there like 2 weeks ago on a Tuesday night. I paid $5 for cover and got patted down to enter. I don't mind getting patted down if it makes club safer for everyone.…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

i went here on a sunday...

i went here on a sunday afternoon after watching my football team lose and needing to up my spirits. the girls here were better looking than i would have expected for a random sunday afternoon.…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Easy to find off I-91. Not...

Easy to find off I-91. Not a bad place to stop in for a visit. Big bar and stage directly in front as you walk in the entrance. Bartenders are decent and they have a…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Decided to drop into Hiliter saturday...

Decided to drop into Hiliter saturday evening. It was fairly busy and there were a lot of girls on shift. Almost all of the ladies were attractive and there was something for everyone. I ordered…

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Mons Venus - OTC experience

Hello All I will be making a road trip in Florida some time in March. The plan is to hit some of the Spring Break destinations like Daytona Beach and Miami. Since I am a SC aficionado and since I have…

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What happened to Jazz?

Were there not discussions started by some Jazz chick? Now they are gone. Or did I smoke too much?

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Christmas is coming . . .

Is it just me, or are there more dancers working in the pre-Christmas period? My theory is that dancer want to work more because they need extra cash for the Holidays. Or is it that the clubs put…

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Ever see one of your former favorites on the news working in her job she studied

I did tonight. I'm probably one of the few people who recognized her. She told me what she was studying so I knew what her future profession would be. I remember another favorite showed up one night…

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I FOUND A DIVE!

So, I was browsing backpage, just perusing the ladies to see who I could use in the future for some extended lap dances and such, and just because I like looking at hot women...when I found an at for a…

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Pale skin

What are your thoughts on pale girls? Do you guys have a preference between fair and tan skin on dancers or is it all pretty much white as far as your concerned? I'm very naturally pale but I'm paranoid about…

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Run away... run away

So in a recent discussion, Alucard posts: "Why didn't you just leave and find a place better suited to your situation? Or were you being STUBBORN and trying to prove a point?" Anyone ever notice that Alucard's answer to every problem is…

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Boner killers

So this girl, we'll call her MJ, auditioned the same night I did. We both got hired and work 2 of the same nights during the week. We were talking about average take-home and she said typically made less…

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In Georgia we go bare back.

Condomania.com, which claims to be America's first online condom store (who knew!), has decided to conduct its own very important, highly scientific study*. According to a press release, the website compiled condom sales data by state to find out which…

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The Unthinkable - Tip Retracts

So one day, for a homeboy's event, I and a couple of buddies went to a *ugh* NYC club. Bad day at work, so a good thing to let go of some steam. Unfortunately, like most manhattan clubs, the girlies…

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FFU

FFU = Favorite Fuck Up, also ATFFU. OK, I had a favorite for some time. Beautiful Colombian lady. He isn't around any longer, but vincemicheals knew her, and edak94 as well. Anyway, she took some time off a while ago, ostensibly…

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Ban Sharks

http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/02/us/hawaii-fatal-shark-attack/ This the 13th shark attack in Hawaii this year. People, something needs to be done. I don't know about y'all, but there is only one solution to the scourge of shark attacks...BAN ALL SHARKS!

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San Antonio 2AMer

The manager of a northeast side strip club was stabbed in an altercation with an unruly customer early this morning, 1200 WOAI news reports. Police were called to Rick's Cabaret at I-35 and Weidner on a report of a…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

I visited this club on a...

I visited this club on a Thursday night a few weeks back. As other reviewers have mentioned, the main club area is ridiculously small. If you go solo, as I did, and manage…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Don't understand why Mac's Two's gets...

Don't understand why Mac's Two's gets all this bad press. Maybe it's because people expect shady business in the back? Overall, M2's is very clean, both in business and atmosphere. My only reservation is that…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

while I was in Morgantown a...

while I was in Morgantown a couple of weeks ago, I decide to check out the newly remodeled southern exposure. The club is in a remote area outside of Morgantown. I arrived at the door…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

My friend and I went to...

My friend and I went to this place a few days back. Since we were so used to clubs around Boston, we didnt know what to expect. Basically, you pay 10 bucks to get into…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A few weeks ago I went...

A few weeks ago I went to the HiLiter two nights in a row- Wednesday and Thursday. This is a composite review. On Wednesday the place was not as crowded as usual. I…

Mr. Happy's Cafe

Waterbury, Connecticut

I stopped in on 11/23 around...

I stopped in on 11/23 around 5pm. No cover yet and as usual some free food available on Saturday afternoon. Surprisingly quiet. Wide assortment of Dancers. GTher was a good looking nicely shaped white gal…

Foxy Girls

Las Vegas, Nevada

The club ain't much to...

The club ain't much to look at - a bar with video poker, a single pole you can't see from the bar, some chairs, and a "VIP" room. No cover, though, and the drinks…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Have had reviews her before and...

Have had reviews her before and everyone knows the routine to go and get back! Went into Adelitas about a week ago and it was crowded and full of lovely ladies! Had a few beers…

Leather & Lace University

Charlotte, North Carolina

Next on the Charlotte hit list...

Next on the Charlotte hit list was a visit to L&L University. The reviews have been quite mixed so I was excited to give it a go. My visit was on a Monday afternoon from…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

Visited this place twice around Thanksgiving....

Visited this place twice around Thanksgiving. The first time was Wednesday night, the night before Thanksgiving, the Biggest Club Night of the Year (tm). When your enter from the outside, they ask for a cover…

Emerald City Gentleman's Club

Port Charlotte, Florida

Emerald city is a good club...

Emerald city is a good club if u want to go see girls work a pole. It's pretty chill with a whole bunch of huge televisions and a pool table to the side. It also…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Stick a fork in this place,...

Stick a fork in this place, I think it's done! I stopped by after a very long hiatus, and was profoundly disappointed. There was the same of crew of tired and disgruntled dancers that have been…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

I stopped in at Lucky devils...

I stopped in at Lucky devils after striking out at 3 other clubs on Powell. It was a rainy Monday night, so I wasn't expecting much. But this place, right off the Ross Island…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Flew into Hobby and my friend...

Flew into Hobby and my friend who is a VIP member picked me up and took me and my friend here. Entry was $5 I believe but I'm not sure because he paid. Club layout…

Theatre Chochotte

Paris, France

I had a chance to spend...

I had a chance to spend some time in Paris, so I decided to visit this place as it had the highest rating in Paris area. The club is in the basement of a small…

Brass Rail

Sunnyvale, California

My friends wanted to try something...

My friends wanted to try something new, so I decided to show them a good time, good show, maybe some nipples in their face. Asked some guy at the gas station where to go and…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Did a whirlwind trip through the...

Did a whirlwind trip through the City of Industry and Anaheim. This was my favorite club of the bunch. Starting thanksgiving weekend they have lowered their lap dance prices. $20 nude lap dances with occasional…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Nice club. Clean, attentive waitresses,...

Nice club. Clean, attentive waitresses, felt totaly safe. Dances were "$42" but they ran 2 for 1 regularly. I took advantage of that and wanted to go 4 for 2, but dancer…

Plan B

Los Angeles, California

I had to get dinner someplace...

I had to get dinner someplace and wanted to do so in the proximity of hot chicks, but with a bit more class than hooters. I got dinner at the bar which I think was a…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Was staying in area at a...

Was staying in area at a local hotel in walking distance (always a good thing) on business. Decided to check out club and not disappointed (sort of). First off nice atmosphere but music was…

Leather and Lace

Seabrook, New Hampshire

THIS IS NOT A STRIP CLUB!...

THIS IS NOT A STRIP CLUB! Yes that's right, THIS IS NOT A STRIP CLUB. Why is it listed you ask... What exactly is it you ask.... Well I have been here a few times…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Welcome to New Hampshire, These girls...

Welcome to New Hampshire, These girls will not even get naked for you. Pasties!!!!! This place is only worth going to if you can't get anywhere else by last call. In New Hampshire there…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Well friends, it has been about...

Well friends, it has been about a year since I was last at the Flight Club. I am in Detroit this week on business and will have a few opportunities to play. Late yesterday afternoon…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

I used to go to Sugar...

I used to go to Sugar 44 back in the day when it was Bombshells. They clubbed it up since then but I still prefer the back in the day when it was Bombshells as…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

Was at Out House on Dec...

Was at Out House on Dec 2nd. All I can say is wow. A total dive in the middle of nowhere literally, Atleast the staff & dancers were really nice. Club had 16 girls listed…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I had not been to the...

I had not been to the Criket in a couple months so I decided to check out the talent. I miss Chloe from a few years ago , does any one know if she is…

Club Extasy

Clinton, Maryland

Went there last weekend and I've...

Went there last weekend and I've got yup say that thks place was pretty good, but I want particularly impressed. Done dancers are nice and sexy, others are so-so (not unlike other strip clubs). Their…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The Rhino at Vegas is hands...

The Rhino at Vegas is hands down one of the classiest clubs I have been to in the country. If you are hanging out there alone, the best thing to do would be to take…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Was in the city for the...

Was in the city for the weekend with my buddies. As we were walking down St. Catherine Street there was this promoter outside well...promoting. He quickly noticed that we weren't from there and so approached…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

This is certainly a YMMV club...

This is certainly a YMMV club - but WOW - if you catch it right it can be like heaven. Entry is free until 5:00 PM but you can download a coupon from their internet site…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

I dropped by two nights in...

I dropped by two nights in the last couple weeks. Once on a Wednesday around 10pm and it was really slow. A few girls working. All we're friendly and asked but didn't get pushy about…

The Honeypot Club

Maidenhead, England

Another fun trip when I was...

Another fun trip when I was in the area. I had private dances from a couple of girls who made it clear that they would consider visiting guys in hotels after the club closed. It…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

This was the sister club to...

This was the sister club to the Hawaiian in City of Industry and is the place to go for maximum contact and aggressive dances. It was actually the first I visited of the two…

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OT: Amazon's Delivery by Drones

I thought about posting this last night b4 it was all over the news today but I thought there'd be little interest. It seems there are a lot of naysayers/haters w.r.t. this – I think it's cool and hope it happens…

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10 things about Rachelmmm

I saw duo posted a little about me discussion a while back and I decided I'd do the same. 1) I've been dancing for almost two months. 2) I'm not 21 so I'd never been in a strip club before…

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New Orleans and blow jobs

Hello TUSCLers, I'm heading down to New Orleans with a friend for a week starting on the 18th. Naturally, I'm going to try and work at least one night while I'm there, lest I feel as if I'm actually on…

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What ever happened to happy dancers?

I have been playing with dancers off and on since 1990. Dancers used to be upbeat, friendly , sexy, ditsy and fun. I loved Dancers Under the Influence! ( DUI) Now I go to a club and its drama…

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Jersey 2AMer.

ELIZABETH, N.J. (AP) - An off-duty police officer was shot and wounded outside a northern New Jersey strip club. Acting Union County Prosecutor Grace Park said the shooting occurred around 2 a.m. Monday in Elizabeth. The 32-year-old South Plainfield officer is…

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Ive uploaded photos 2 or 3 times lately and they keep disappearing. Is Founder still having trouble with that server?

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What do you do with a stripper that won't take no for an answer?

There is one stripper at a club I go to that will just not leave me alone for whatever reason. It's not the first time I've encountered persistent strippers, but she is the first that won't seem to give…

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school

Did anyone ever get a lapdance at school in a bathroom stall

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cherry bonbs

Did anyone here ever flush cherry bombs down the toylet at school?

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Trouble in Enansvill IN.

An Evansville man calls 911 to complain about getting kicked out of a strip club and ends up in jail. Officers say Larry Lehman was kicked out of The Lucky Lady on North Main Street because he started harassing employees and…

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So, I tried out one of those Liquid Lapdance things...

I've seen other people review them here, so I thought I'd throw my two cents in. I wore it on two different trips to the club and had lap dances with three different girls. Two of the girls were girls I'd…

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This Dancer Doesn't Seem Very Shy

Title of the SW thread “So, Seriously, where can I work? (with pictures of my oh so hot naked body)” https://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?182645-So-Seriously-where-can-I-work-(with-pictures-of-my-oh-so-hot-naked-body)

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OTC Experiences

When I first started dancing almost 2 months ago I told myself I would never meet with anyone outside of the club. I met a guy earlier this week though and I'm very attracted to him. We exchanged…

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Nevada's sex workers embrace Obamacare

MOUND HOUSE, Nev. (KRNV & MyNews4.com) - There have been a number of critics to the Affordable Care Act but the President's signature legislation is getting support from an unusual source; working girls at Nevada's legal brothels. The girls…

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For a really good time: Go to Heaven Not Russia

Why go to the expense of traveling to St. Peterburg, Russia to be scammed by Petersburg BOB when you can legally fuck all the women you want in Germany's FKK clubs. Interested then read StripClubHounds recent report here: http://stripclubhound.blogspot.com/2013/11/my-trip-to-heaven.html Excerpts: "My trip to…

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Have you ever tipped a stripper with anything other than bills?

I'm just curious, has anyone ever tipped a girl with something other than paper bills? If so, what was it? On Friday night I was at my regular club. One girl, Sega, (yes, like the video game company) came around for…

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How Do You Go About Getting a Lap Dance? - Part 2

I'd like to expand upon Renegade91's thread: There have been other discussions and thoughts expressed about dancers that won't approach customers, or certain customers for dances. It certainly is possible that if a dancer interests you, and she hasn't…

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New service in Russia St.Petersburg

Let me introduse myself- BOB! Russian man and i want to offer you to discuss what i wonna do? what do you think about this- Happy Hours! From 12-00 till 22-00 pm every day you can join us in different locations…

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Making it snow

This happened yesterday at the big mall locally: http://www.startribune.com/local/west/233941841.html

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Never let it be said that I'm cruel

Oooooo... We have a new troll and he's even more odious than TDHQ. Yep, I'm talkin' 'bout CUNTBOY! Some may think ol' Cuntboy is actually TDHQ. I doubt it. TDHQ is more inchoate rage and stupidity whereas Cuntboy smacks of…

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how do you go about getting a lap dance?

i'm kinda curious about this because i'm 22 years old and have been to 3 different SC's on 5 different occasions, and i've never had any trouble getting at leat one lap dance during my visit, ...until tonight, the particular club…

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Charitable Giving

Let's get the jokes out of the way... I donated to Charity this week (oh, by the way, Charity works at the Penthouse Club). Hardy-har-har. I have a nice job. So I want to share my blessings with others. But I…

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Benifiting from coming stacked with $1s

So if we all remember Slic's old thread Saving Singles (https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=25449), he talked about saving every dollar you get. Now I can say I understand and probably will practice this method. While it is definetely true, you can simply go…

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Delilahs den tomsriver nj

Im going to get vip with diamond on friday i was wandering if its woth it??i heard she was good but idk

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Just ask

To quote Dougster: Just ask. On Tuesday night I was at an Indianapolis dive bar where lap dances are 2-for-$20 and a bucket of four bottles of beer costs $11 (I think). On several previous visits I've been satisfied…

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OT: Alabama/Auburn

Anyone see the Alabama/Auburn game today. Was a heck of game and a heck of a finish. I'm not necessarily a fan of either team; but I don't like Alabama and in particular Nick Saven looks like a dick – so I…

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Are You Planning to Cut Back your SCing during the Holidays ?

jack posted on his “Black Friday” thread about it being a bit slow. I can understand it being Black Friday and it being a daytime visit for jack. Do you plan on cutting back on SCing b/c of holiday expenditures?…

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*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT TDHQ ***

*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT TDHQ ***

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How Do You Respond To "I Get My Tip In Advance"?

In Washington DC where I live there is a law forbidding lapdances. I have found myself a couple of times at a club in West VA where there are no such prohibitions. At this club you pre-pay for…

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New ideas for hot tv shows

For the playboy channel in particular. They could have a hot girl in a bikini stripping while she does a live and accurate weather report and other hot girls could deliver the news in 20 minutes or less at the same…

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Wouldn't it be nice if you didn't see the threads started by those on your ignor

I just wanted to point it out in case the Founder didn't know those on ignore, are still showing up when they start a thread. I was thinking it would be nice not to see any posts or threads started by…

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Fuck-Marry-Kill:The Hollywood Train Wreck Edition

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up for another round of Fuck-Marry-Kill. Today, we will be playing the Hollywood Train wreck Edition. Our three lovely contestants are none other than- 1. Lindsay Lohan 2. Amanda Bynes 3. Miley Cyrus Let…

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...and back to talkin' 'bout naked chicks

My GAWD my pervo brothers...how far back do you have to go before getting to some good discussion of strippers or even of women. How about discussing naked chicks? So...Camille Rowe: itr2010.org/category/camille-rowe/ Pro or con?

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Black Friday is a Bust

I went to my favorite Detroit-area strip club to look for Black Friday bargains. I was hoping the strippers would have "SALE" or "50% OFF" tags attached to their thongs. But I was sorely disappointed.…

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More LOL's from the Internet

I'm in tears lmao! http://storify.com/EliLanger/this-man-is-hilariously-live-tweeting-his-flight-n

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***I just wanna know***

Alucard, why do you have the PayPalâ„¢ Logo as one of your PROFILE PICTURES???? LOL

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Ignore list

I'm trying to figure out how to add someone to my ignore list and can't seem to find the right buttons to push. Can someone help?

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TDHQ LOSSES AGAIN

Now I thought he was going to come in here and eliminate this troll problem and make TUSCL a utopia. Didn't exactly go as planned. What went wrong? *** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT TDHQ ***

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*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT ALUTARD ***

*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT ALUTARD ***

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TDHQ Posting on Jewish Harmonica Holiday?

I know Catholics would atone by saying "Hail Mary's" for similar transgressions, but what penalties do Orthodox Jews have to pay? Maybe TDHQ will be forced to wear a dunce cap instead of whatever those stupid little black hats are…

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*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT TDHQ ***

*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT TDHQ ***

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*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT TDHQ ***

*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT TDHQ ***

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Okay,What did your CF get you last year?

Mine got me tee shirts(In December)and a couple of strings of Chili Pepper lights,WTF?

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*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT TDHQ ***

*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT TDHQ ***

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*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT TDHQ ***

*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT TDHQ ***

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*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT TDHQ ***

*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT TDHQ ***

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Facsim is here... gun confiscation in NY

Guess Alutard should move to New York... "New York City authorities have been sending out notices to residents who own guns that now violate new ammunition capability laws, demanding they relinquish their weapons..." Read more: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/nov/28/nyc-alarms-notice-immediately-surrender-your-rifle/#ixzz2m4PN1wze Follow us: @washtimes on Twitter

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Holiday Tipping

After reading Bullwinkle's post about fair tipping, I got to thinking about Holiday Tipping. There's the mailman,the barber, no gardner(I do that shit myself), the sanitation workers, and what have you. Do any of y'all tip your favorite…

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Cornhusker Clusterfuck

Republican small government at work for you. From the Kansas City Star: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/11/29/4657868/nebraska-strip-club-must-install.html Nebraska strip club must install exterior windows, paint over them November 29 LINCOLN, Neb. — The owner of a downtown Lincoln strip club and bar must put exterior windows on his…

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Stock In Strip Club

Many of you have expressed an interest in owning a strip club. Well, here is a way you can own "a piece" of a highly successful strip club with a minimum investment. Rick's Cabaret International (RICK) publicly trades…

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The nigger vs the Queer.

Which is your favorite troll? The nigger blasts you with 30 user names. Using his jargon to convince you that he is the greatest thing ever. Some think he is funny. Most think he is just obnoxious and ignore his posts.…

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What's to do on black friday?

As a black man, on a black day called black friday, I shall be hitting up them clothing and electronic stores. Gonna have to learn self control for this one as I don't want to blow my rent money. I…

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Black Friday Strip Club Specials, Lappers only $5, extra special sucking and g

So when will we see black friday specials hit the strip clubs? We've been waiting and waiting. Anything? Reality: Stripper says she needs more money because she spent it all. PL with a brain offers Negotiation: ohhh, so you want to…

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The Important Things

We sometimes get so caught up in our daily lives and pursuits that it is easy to forget the important things. Today I had a day filled with childrens' laughter and the warmth of family. It made me…

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***How to get SEX in the private area***

I keep seeing Discussions lately where people talk about the best way to obtain Sex in the VIP. How about trying THIS method: grow a fucking pair, be a god damned man, and ASK for it? Simple as that. The…

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Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.

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Happy Thanksgiving

Despite the fact that Alucard shat all over the board again today (as usual), I'd like to take a moment to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving. Enjoy this day with family and friends, plenty of turkey and football, and your…

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Turkey Day

I'm thankful I'm still alive to enjoy all the friends I've met in clubs. Happy Thanksgiving to all of them and my LD brethren!

Tijuana

Hotel Cascadas at Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club, Tijuana

I'm considering going to Tijuana and staying at the Cascadas adjoining the HK for three nights. Has anyone ever stayed there overnight. Not just for the 1-hour stints? I would rather do this than travel back and forth across the border…

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off topic paranormal avatars

It seems like my avatar seems to be influencing events. Record rainfall has fallen since I've chosen the stormy lightning avatar. It stopped raining and went back to dry when I changed it. Record numbers of murders happened in my…

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Feminist Stripper Imagines her Perfect Club

A self-described feminist stripper has a dream: "In a recent blog post on “Twerking,” Danielson imagined opening her own club, run by and catered to the dancers. The entire staff, except door and floor guys, would be women; the décor would…

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16 Houston strip clubs will soon go back to topless ways

HOUSTON – The City of Houston has struck a deal with 16 strip clubs within city limits in an agreement that's going to cost one million dollars a year. Dancers at those clubs will now be allowed to perform topless in…

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Justin Bieber needs to join TUSCL and start doing reviews. :)

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/sydney-confidential/justin-bieber-hits-sydney-and-heads-straight-for-infamous-strip-club-bada-bing-in-kings-cross/story-fni0cvc9-1226770391354

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Clubbing on this holiday night

For those of you clubbing tonight, just will want to keep your eyes open and your alcohol consumption under control. I have been out and about on the highways today and the police are out in force, which is…

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Terms I don't know: NASCAR, FFZ

Anyone care to explain these?

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NEED A JOB??? SCORES DETROIT!

The new Scores strip club is hiring: "Hiring every tue from 5pm-9pm ENTERTAINERS,bartenders,servers,bar backs , door girls" I'm thinking of applying. I've worked too many years in offices, being bored to death by the daily routine and my co-workers.…

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Unsung Heroes of TUSCL

There are lots of great and quality posters on TUSCL. But I feel that there are certain members who don't get their just due. My nomination for the Best TUSCL Member Who Goes Under The Radar is for…

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Ban Soccer Stadiums And Repeal FIFA

http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/breaking-news-three-people-killed-after-stadium-set-to-host-brazil-world-cup-2014-opener-partially-collapses-8967537.html Read it and weep. 3 dead because of soccer. Oops, I mean Futbol. The humanity of it all. I guess that there's only one thing left to say...GOOOOOOOOOOL!

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Women Of FOX News

http://www.foxnewsgirls.com/ Check out this link and tell me which FOX News girl that you'd want to get a lap dance from. Me, I'd take Maria Molina, followed by Kimberly Guilfoyle, even though she was married to Gruesome Newsome.

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vincemichaels

Whenever one of our long time prolific members suddenly disappears I wonder what happened. Vincemichaels, a fellow Detroiter and valuable contributer, was last seen at the end of July. Anyone know where he is now?

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Stock Market Reality

I cam across this comment in this story: http://ca.news.yahoo.com/u-stores-ugly-more-ways-061701406.html "The battle for the consumer dollar is particularly intense in a year when taxes have risen, real unemployment remains around 12%, 40% of the population are on foodstamps, never mind unemployment, we…

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Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving to all, enjoy the time with your families and favorite dancers!!!