Okay, I have been to hundreds...

Okay, I have been to hundreds of strip clubs here in the us and abroad. I have never had the experience like I did the other night here. I went into the club on my quest to see all of the Washington Park clubs. I have done dolly's, blondes, MS kitty's. So I have tried to get into this club in the past and it was closed like c-mowes. Pull up and voilà it is open. I head in, and pay the cover of like 5 bucks. 4 girls working, sitting at the bar talking with two regulars. They started screaming for the bartender to come who was in the back with someone. Okay, it was slow and she had work to do no problem. I order a drink that was like 12 bucks for a Jameson's. Crazy.. I can almost buy a bottle for that. Next thing I know is one of the dancers slides down. I can not remember her name. Cute, a high 6. She was freezing and was wearing a blanket like it was a coat. The girls next to her were all over this regular. Young and very cute. Two AA at the far end doing there thing. Order another drink and one for my new companion and the AA girls start to do a little show. Smacking each others ass and screaming names and then they jump up on stage. The continue the show and no one was really watching. I look over and the one young girl has her top off and was rubbing all over this guy. Pretty interesting so I am watching and the girl sitting next to me is zoning out mumbling some half ass shit.

Next thing I know there is a huge Black cop in there screaming at the girl with her tits hanging out to put her top on and go get her clothes on. I look behind him and there are two ladies with him. Then they start screaming that she is only 19 and she has a 2 month baby at home, and how dare anyone give her booze. The officer is screaming at her to get dressed and the man she was with turned white as a ghost and he was white already. The bartender starts freaking out and saying that she thought she was 21 because she worked there and she did not hire her. The one lady screaming at them is her mom and the other one is her Aunt. Now the other girls are screaming at her parental units and the cop is trying to get them apart. He starts yelling for them to calm down and says he has other fucking work to be done.

The girl decides she wont leave and the cop is pissed. Now he has the guy and is ripping him an ass for buying liquor to a minor. He starts yelling at the bartender. I figure it is a good as time as any to get my white ass out of there. I leave, and see the cop car, it has one fucking head light working and the back tire is going flat.