Last month I posted a humorous list of excuses strippers use not to have sex with you. I wonder if I've found a new one.
Yesterday a hot young dancer was scheduled to come to my house for the first time. But then she texted: "I got called to jury duty."
I'm unsure whether this is the truth or just a made-up excuse.
On the one hand, I think she's lying. Strippers seldom register to vote, and so they're not even on the list of people who are called to be jurors.
On the other hand, jury duty does not sound like an excuse strippers would even think of. Maybe she's a stripper with a sense of public duty.
What do you think? Truth or a lie?


@Jack-Good looking out for the reminder. I have jury duty soon. I always see cuties at jury duty. So far, I'm 1-4 with meeting gals at jury duty.