Called to Jury Duty
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Yesterday a hot young dancer was scheduled to come to my house for the first time. But then she texted: "I got called to jury duty."
I'm unsure whether this is the truth or just a made-up excuse.
On the one hand, I think she's lying. Strippers seldom register to vote, and so they're not even on the list of people who are called to be jurors.
On the other hand, jury duty does not sound like an excuse strippers would even think of. Maybe she's a stripper with a sense of public duty.
What do you think? Truth or a lie?
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2. Not all jurisdictions give such advance notice. When I had jury duty two years ago, I had to call a number each night to see if I should show up the next day. When my wife had it, for a different court, she had to call each Sunday night to find out what day, if any, that week to show up.
So, she could be telling the truth.
This system allows only a single day of exposure to jury duty. With a system like this in place, your dancer could have been telling you the truth.
Now she probably had to call to find out if she needed to show up and common courtesy (which we all know strippers have in abundance) would have been to tell you that she may have jury duty and might need to reschedule but that's asking a little much to think any stripper thinks about anyone but themselves.
So I say truth, but with no thought about how doing things last minute impacts others because they life in their own little bubble.
Maybe you could write the court and get her excused due to hardship. Have you had a hard-on for more than 4 hours, that only a BBJ will remedy?