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OT:Muskrat Love

SlickSpic
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12 yrs ago · 1 min read

I can't believe it. The Captain and Tennille are getting divorced, after all these years. Well, I guess love won't keep us together after all.

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tumblingdice
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Great,one less seat at the strip joint.

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motorhead
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Maybe after all this time he finally talked.

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gatorfan
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I thought Capt was gay.

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deogol
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Guess the capt is getting a little troubled with dementia. Don't call me a romantic, but I suspect it is for money reasons. She can still be there for him without her money at risk. It is becoming more and more common.

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skibum609
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The captain made the mistake of becoming ill, so now she is abandoning him.

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Clubber
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I enjoyed them about as much as I would a swift kick in the nads!

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motorhead
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Love did not keep them together

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zipman68
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^^^ Nope... but perhaps love tore them apart.

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ilbbaicnl
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Maybe she finally found out the hat was hiding a bald spot.

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farmerart
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My muskrat fur hat covers my entire bald pate. Face flap, ear flaps, and neck flap cover even more of of my impressively handsome head.

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zipman68
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On another note, more muskratty than Captain & Tennilly...are muskrats frickin' cute lil' creatures?

Major role in the creation of the universe, doncha know muskrat.com

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