Where and what do you eat when you get hungry while strip clubbing?

#3 if the food is decent. (Greasy pizza or burgers won't cut it.) I won't even consider #2 for the same reasons. A good option is to eat before you leave your home.

Never has happened to me, so I can't accurately answer. I assume I would be a 3.

The clubs I frequent serve good food. I could order a sandwich or a burger or a steak or whatever.

Depends on what club I am at. Follies puts out a good FREE Buffet at 4PM 7 days a week.

Definitely at the club. Both of the ones that I frequent locally have outstanding kitchen staffs and are reasonably priced. Plus there is the beer. Plus the view ...

Pussy. It's what's for dinner.

There's a White Castle right down the road from the cluster of my go-to clubs.

I make sure I have a cucumber....salads are healthy

Somewhere in NY where they served deer.

DATY

I prefer to have just a light meal before going to the club. A full stomach can lead to queasiness with someone bouncing around in your lap.

The clubs I visit that have a full kitchen serve some damn good chow. I will definitely order food at the club.

Fuck yeah Motorhead...I'd eat some o' my XXXtra KRIS-pay chicken.

The drumsticks I did NOT use to sodomize strippers.

I eat burritos from the guy selling them in the parking lot

I go to at least one club where I'll eat the food, it's pretty good. I watched very carefully and all the staff, including management, eat the food there also, so I'm pretty sure the cooks aren't jerking off into it or anything.

Beyond that, in clubs where the girls get breaks where they can leave the club, I usually arrange to go eat with one of the strippers (yes, I'm buying, but food and alcohol is a pretty cheap and fun 45 minutes OTC with a stripper). In clubs where the girls aren't allowed to leave, I'll slip out and grab something that won't leave me feeling nasty or give me horrible breath (that is, not classic fast food, but a decent sandwich place or pizza)